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Dil ko kya ho gaya khuda jaane yon hai aisa udaas kya jaane eh diya maine haal aur dil apna sko hum jaane ya khuda jaane... ----------------------------------------- Bari mushkil me hu, mein kaise izhaar karu, tu to khushbu hain, tujhe kaise giraftar karu.... ----------------------------------------- Phool khilte hain, khil kar bikhar jate hai, Phool khilte hain, khil kar bikhar jate hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad jate hai... ----------------------------------------- Khilte hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko... ----------------------------------------- Chand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin Teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai... ----------------------------------------- Buj gaya bhi to kya apne dil ke diya, Abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye, Dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare, Dard kai hai bus zindagi ke liye... ----------------------------------------- Ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko, Jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai, Sirf ye puchne ke liye aaya hu mein, Ke kyu har raat ko mera dil rota hai... ----------------------------------------- Tumhare pyaar me hamne bhohot chote khaye, Jiska hisaab na hosake utne dard paye, Phirbhi tere pyaar ki kasam khake kehtahu, Hamare lab pe tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye... ----------------------------------------- Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare... ----------------------------------------- Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai, Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai, Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai, Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai... ----------------------------------------- Jab se tumhe dekha tumhara deewana bangaya, Tumhari muskurahat ne hame madhosh kardiya, Tumko bhi pata na chala, kaise humne tumhara dil churaliya... ----------------------------------------- Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai, Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai... -----------------------------------------
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Mere dilki har dharkan tumhare liye hai, Meri har muskurahat tumhari nadaani ke liye hai, Tumhari har ada mere dilko churane ke liye hai, Abh to meri zindagi tumhare intezaar ke liye hai... ----------------------------------------- Tumhara jutha pyar ko hamari zindagi samja, Tumhe apna dil deke tumhara dard liya, Tumhare khel ko me samaj na saka, Tumko bewafa kehne ka kabil na raha... ----------------------------------------- Bewafa to use kehte hai jo wafa nahi karte, Agar tumse pyar na hota to tumhe bewafa kaise kehte, Phirbhi tumne mere pyar ka aisa sila diya hai, Ke tumhe bewafa kehna bhi bewafai ki tauheen hoti hai... ----------------------------------------- Mere dil to tere pyar me itna pagal hai, Jo sab ko chorke tere paas rehta hai, Yaha tak ke muje uski zarurat hai, Phirbhi mere paas ake usne dharakna chordiya hai... ----------------------------------------- Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye... ----------------------------------------- Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doobi Paani jahan tha kam... ----------------------------------------- Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga... ----------------------------------------- Us falak ke teer ka kya nishana tha Jahan thee meri manzil wahin mera aashiyana tha Bas pahunch hi rahi thi kashti saahil pe Is toofan ko bhi abhi hi aana tha... ----------------------------------------- Sar jukaogay to, pathar bhi devta ho jayega, Itna mat chaho usay, woh be-wafa ho jayega... ----------------------------------------- Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, wo zamana yaad hai... Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai, Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai... ----------------------------------------- |
Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho, Sachmuch inme dam nahi, Hamse bhi kuch puchlo, Ham bhi kisise kam nahi... ----------------------------------------------- Dil diya to, Jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena... ----------------------------------------------- Bewaqufo ki kami nahi gahlib, Ek dundho to hazaar milteh hai... ----------------------------------------------- Aasmaan se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra... ----------------------------------------------- Ay khat ke parne wale, zara dil lagake parna, Aansu na nikal aaye, zara muskurake parna... ----------------------------------------------- Na yeh chaand honga na tare honge, Magar hum hamesha tumhare rahenge... ----------------------------------------------- Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila... ----------------------------------------------- Teri beauty ne muko appeal kiya, Dusri ko reject kiya, Aur tisri ko select kiya... ----------------------------------------------- Mere dilka kona kona hai air condition, Is pe likha hai no admission, Magar tum aasakte ho without permission... ----------------------------------------------- Terna hai tobeach me aao, kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyar karna hai to bahon me aao, Isharo me kya rakha hai... ----------------------------------------------- Log pyar ko mitti ka bana hua ek khilona samajte hai, Jab chaha tab tordiya, jab chaha chordiya... ----------------------------------------------- Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha... ----------------------------------------------- Before Marriage Takdi hai magar kismat nahi khulti Tajmahal banana chahata hoon Lekin mumtaz nahi milti After Marroage Takdi hai magar kismat nahi khulti Tajmahal banana chahata hoon Lekin mumtaz nahi marti... ----------------------------------------------- Arey kambakhat tujhse to yeh ciggarette achii, Dil ko jalati hai magar labon tak to aati hai... ----------------------------------------------- Hu main tujh se dur abhi, merzi ye meri nahi, Gunjti hai awaaz, aur dil mein bas surat teri... ----------------------------------------------- Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aa'h bethay, Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay... ----------------------------------------------- Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho ----------------------------------------------- Aadat jo padi ho hamesha se door bhala kab hoti hai Rakhi hai chunauti packet mein patloon ke neeche dhoti hai! ----------------------------------------------- Jab kaha tha aaou to aatay na thae Bin ke-hay aab bar bar aa-ney la-gae Ya kabhi wo bae-rukhi, ya yae karam Sath aab bach-choon ko bhi la-ney la-gae |
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein ----------------------------------------------- Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai. ----------------------------------------------- Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .. Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ?? ----------------------------------------------- Tum aa gaye ho, Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno movie chalen. ----------------------------------------------- Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.... ----------------------------------------------- Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib Lao, phawda hamien de do !! ----------------------------------------------- Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain(wah wah..:) ----------------------------------------------- Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, (kya baat hai..) Sin theta by Cos theta equal to Tan theta... (Wah Wah..) ----------------------------------------------- Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sin theta by Cos theta equal to tan theta, Tan ki shakti Man ki shakti Bournvitaa (Waaah, Waaaah..) ----------------------------------------------- Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela, Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..) ----------------------------------------------- Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye saala idhar hawa kyon nahi ayaa!... ----------------------------------------------- Banane mein mazaa hai wo karkhaane jaanthe hai Pilane mein jo mazaa hai wo meh khaane jaanthe hai Jalne mein jo mazaa hai wo parwaane jaanthe hai Arre yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai... ----------------------------------------------- Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le... ----------------------------------------------- Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. ----------------------------------------------- Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen Bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen. Aisa
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You have a special place in my heart, Whether we are near or far apart... ----------------------------------------------- What appears to be the end May really be a new beginning... ----------------------------------------------- Roses are red My heart is sad A smile from you Will make me glad... ----------------------------------------------- Remember me from day to day, Remember me when far away, AND When a grave should be my bed, And remember me when i am dead... ----------------------------------------------- A new day today, A new day tomorrow, But There isn't going to be a new LOVE... ----------------------------------------------- Tree is full of leaves, Sky is full of stars, Sea is full of water, And my heart.... Is full of your LOVE.... ----------------------------------------------- Don't steal here, God is near, Jave a ;ott;e sja,e, Pallav is my name... ----------------------------------------------- All men are like grass And all their glory is like the Flower of the field, The grass withers and the flower falls, But the word of LOVE stands forever... |
What is a BEAUTIFUL woman??? - Subtraction of Money, + Addition of Problems, * Multiplication of Enemies, / Division of Friends... ----------------------------------------------- What is a BEAUTIFUL Girl??? An innocent dove, A pillar of beauty, A temple of love, A faithful companion, A friend in distress, The richest treasure a man can possess.. ----------------------------------------------- What is boy??? An idle lad, Who is always fed, Jealous on anybody who is ahead, Never trust the fool, A stupid big bull, To help anyone he never dares, For his parents he never cares, So try to avoid boys, They play with girls, As if they are toys... ----------------------------------------------- Never wound hearts that love you, Never give them the endless pain, Because wounded hearts, Are like roses that never bloom... ----------------------------------------------- Speech is silver, Silence is Golden... ----------------------------------------------- There is nothing to fear when Pallav is here...:)
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