Q: How many Sex magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw on the altar!
Q: How many Sex magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only two, but they have to be very small!
Q: How many Tantrics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2 as long as the lamp is by the bed...
Q: How many Ceremonial magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. They hold it up, and the world revolves around them.
Q: How many Kabbalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 261.
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