Q: How many New Agers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change it and four to share the experience!
Q: How many New Agers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (in a flaky voice) We don't use light bulbs, we just think happy thoughts at our quartz crystals and they glow.
Q: How many years does it take for a New-ager to change a light bulb?
A: Well, it takes many many years, unless you pay $650 US non refundable, Visa or MC accepted. Then you can do it after the weekend intensive training seminar.
Q: How many Boulderites (as in Boulder, CO, mecca of new agers) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just join self-help groups to learn to live with darkness in their lives.
Q: How many Odinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 21, one to hold the light bulb, 20 to drink till the world spins.
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