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| Running the whole flaming world is an awesome task—
and one not to be taken lightly. I’d be pleased accept this massive responsibility, in spite of being merely a woman-- and from the Midwest, to boot. The first thing I’d use to create this (thought experiment) is a sort of anti-intellectual gag- a mental rag- of course- to stifle the voices of misinformed hags who don’t have a clue who Rousseau influenced~ --a founding generation and our Revolution (of sorts.) Being an American, though closer to tan-- I’ve considered eradicating all tribes of non-indigenous peoples, which would include of course, the entire known world clear back to Eve in the Garden of Africa. and said garden would be eternally closed to those who think that race is a genetic fact. Don’t be so blind to the cartesian implications of what we think we see when in reality we are simply third-eye blind. Mandated reading of newspapers thicker than the SJR-- and in fact—mandatory research of informed theories that abound in periodicals such as the American Medical Association and other bulletin boards of the mind.! And if your heart doesn’t bleed, you should definitely have your pulse checked. Free health care for all humans! No one swims alone in this genetic pool~ compassion reigns. I'd require re-education so the poor will no longer be accused of being congenitally lazy- as if they are not already carrying the entire fucking world on their backs like a huge trillion legged ameoba.. And since we arose from this lovely primordial ooze here on planet earth we will no longer allow megacorporations like ADM to exist. Arise, small farmers~ Hit the dirt! Further, I'd suggest that any woman found using feminism to falsely accuse fair & compassionate poets of misogyny will be shipped to a free women’s health clinic where they will be forced to care for unwanted infants for all of eternity. Misogyny? Look it up. It’s in a book the informed call a dictionary. Cannonballs drop forever on the heads of the ignorant in my fantasyland of true democracy. And even the smallest child knows the truth of the Chinese proverb: “War is not about who is right War is about who is left.” To that, I add praising nationalism over the individual is not democratic patriotism. And so I abolish it because its characteristic of facism. And by definition and in practice, true knowledge is rarely broadcast~ After a short commercial interlude, all televisions will be executed. Hands up, everyone who has read the Federalist Papers! I argue against all partisanship! Red states and Blue? Are we in a gang war? To all the True Patriots~ Get off your lazy asses and defend democracy!- Your hypocrisy is killing her with its wait. In summation, I suggest that we, as the humans currently present on this planet at this point in the/time space continuum accept our responsibility and change the world. It’s really that simple. I accept responsibility for the state of the world today. And since that has finally been cleared up, Can we get on to the solution now? |
| A Modest Proposal |