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Stupid Prediction: While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially I consider it an impossiblity.
Thought about Stupidity: Young men think old men are fools. But old men know young men are fools
Thought about Stupidity: The ultimate result of protection fools from thier folly is to fill the planet full of fools.
Thought about Stupidity: I don't mind people thinking I am stupid but I dont want them to give them any proof.
Dumb things people said: We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Power of Stupidity: Why is February so short of days? Because Emperor Augustus Caesar took a day from February and gave it to the month of August so that July (the month named after his uncle Julius Ceaser would not be longer then the month named after him.
Stupid Critics: If sharks can yawn, thats presumably what this one is doing. Its certainly what I was doing all through this picture (the movie was Jaws)
Thought about Stupidity: A man may be a fool and not know it. But not if he is a married.
Thought about Stupidity: If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Home File: No matter how smart you think you, a 4-year old knows better. When my son was telling me about his friend who has 5 siblings, I ask "Is your friend the oldes in the family?" He responds "No his Mom and Dad are the oldest."
Everything you wanted to know about stupidity: Why are we so stupid? Civilization depends on the masses of people making decisions that individuals thinking for themselves would never make. Without dumb habits, the world would be run bye people with sencible shoes, and we'd go see big summer movies like Nonlethal Tool, Live Easily, and Titanic lessons in proper boat safty.
Words of Wisdumb: You can be moslty smart or mostly stupid. We recommed being mostly smart. There is less competition.
Everything you wanted to know about stupidity: Is it smart to whine? Moaning and groaning are effective strategies. The more you whine about how stupid everything is, the longer God lets you live because He sees that you get it.
Thought about Stupidity: Some men achieve insignificance. Others have insignificance thrust upon them.
Dumb Business: A Oregon restaunrateur made his place popular and unpopular when he invented the un-fprtune cookie in 1993, with such unhappy predictions like "The twon is not big enough for the both of you" and "You are well liked despite your table manners"
Dumb Business: In Germany and Japan, top executives are pai no more than 15 times the salaries of the companies production workers. In America, top executives get 100 to 150 times as much money
Stupid Statistics: Fifty percent of America's High School seniors cannot solve math and science problems at the jenior high level. How did they ever make it to high school.
Dumb things people said: I dont know anything about music. In my line of work you dont have to ~Elvis
Words of Wisdumb: Learn from others' mistakes. You wont live long enough to make them all yourself