Loud Mouth Tree: The end is near, I dont know how much I have left, Bring me the boy without a fairy. He is different then any of the others so only bring him
Navi: underbeath (No crap) ok i will get him
*flies away in dramatic fasion*
Navi: Walk up you lazy bum
Link: *Yawns* gasp a fairy Yay I got a fairy
Navi: Go to the Deku tree
Link: Ok *walks out the door*
Sarah: Hey Link Old buddy How are you doing? I am very excited today because ... well i dont know why but i just am.
Link : What!? *trips and falls out of tree house* *Splat* I knew I shouldn't of woken up today
Link: *walks to the enterence of the Deku tree*
Great Nobody: Hi I am better then you so i wont let you past until you get a sowrd and shield!
Link: O ok i guess I will give in to his demands ins't of just walking past.
Link *runs around for a while getting a sword and shield*
Link: ok I am back
Great Nobody: WHAT HOW DID YOU FIND THOSE!!! Oh well I am still better then you. Why didn't the Great Deku tree choose me. *Walks away while doing the classic Charlie brown*
Loud Mouth Tree: Great your hear now listen to what i have to say
*an hour later*
Loud Mouth Tree: ok now go into my mouth
Link: Why did I have to wake up today
Loud Mouth Tree: Yummm Tastes like chicken
Link *enters the great deku tree*
Link: Wow *wonders around aimlessly for 2 hours*
*kills the Queen Gomba*
Link: wow that was not so hard *Gets lifted up in beam of light*
Loud Mouth Tree: Oh done Now there is something you should know....
*2 hours later*
Link: *Snore*
Loud Mouth Tree: And thats everything
Link: what!?
Loud Mouth Tree: Oh yeah take this green shiny thing.
Link: Oooooh shiny object
Link: *leaves the forest
Sarah: *randomly appearing behind him* because i am me and because i am your friend and .... ....I want you to take this Ocarina
Link: *I dont know what to say so I am just going to run away*
------In Hyrule Field------
Stalking Owl: Well Link, I am going to stalk you for the entire game. By the way this is when you adventure begins
Link: I was afriad of that.
*half way to the castle*
Navi: Lets go the the castle! Lets go see the princess! Lets go to the Castle!
Link: Oh No
Link *Runs across the field to the castle and walks into the market*
------Hyrule Castle------
----Inside a building----
Link: Oh look massive amounts of pots.... cant... resist.......*SMASH SMASH SMAH*
Stupid Guard: *zzzzzzzzz* *wakes up* oh ok fine *goes back to sleep*
----Market----
Farm girl: Hello hey you are from the forest aren't you
Link: errrr yeah *walks away*
*that night*
Farm girl: If you are going to the castle can you look out for my farther. Here have an egg.
Link: Why would I want an egg? *again walks away*
Stalking Owl: Hey I am here again and I am still stalking you hehehehe
Link: Ahhhhhhhhh *leaves*
Link: *sneaks to the back of the castle* (These guards must be blind)
*Day comes* (Eggs hatches to become a chicken) how convinet
Lazy Ranch Owner: zzzzzzzzzz
Link Hehehe I have the chicken hehehe and he is still sleeping hehehehehe
Chicken *CROWS*
Lazy Ranch Owner: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs Away*
Link: hehehehehe
*Links sneaks into the castle past more half blind guards*
Link: Hello
Zelda *gasp* I am not going to runaway in fear I am just going to get ahead of myself over and over again... ...Hey look into this window
Link: Ok Hey look the guy that in black armor. He looked at me. I think he wants to kill me.
Zelda: Oh dont worry
Link: Too late
Zelda: You have to go on a dangerous quest ok?
Link Yay, A dangerous quest!!
Zelda: Good now leave and dont come back with out some green, blue and red shiny objects
Link: No, they are MY shiny objects
------In Hyrule Field------
Navi: Lets go see what Sarah thinks, Lets go to Death Mountian, Lets go see what Sarah thinks
Link:(I dont know if this fairy was a gift or a curse)
----LonLon Ranch----
Link *walks into ranch home* Hey look it is the Lazy Racher again WAKE UP!!!!
Lazy Ranch Owner:Ahhhh O It is you again Want to play a game
Link: Ok .....*Wins Game*.... Ha I won
Lazy Ranch Owner: Ok would you like to marry my daughter.
Link: umm ok...
Lazy Ranch Owner: I was just kidding but here have some milk.
Link: o ok *leaves*
----oovah there----
Farm girl: Hey it is you! Do you like my horse Epona?
Link: Oh he is afraid of me hehehe *run after*
Farm Girl: Here paly this song and he will like you
Link: *plays song* I think he likes me a bit to much *gets trampled*
------In Hyrule Field------
Navi: Lets go see what Sarah thinks, Lets go to Death Mountian, Lets go see what Sarah thinks, no wait we have to go Kakariko Village, and then we can go see Sarah
Link: (I dont mind saving the world but why did I have to ge THIS fairy)
-----Kakariko Village------
Link: Oh look controled chaos, I think I will go to the graveyard!
*goes to Graveyard*
Link:[Whispering] I see dead people
*goes back to town and into the windmill*
Link: Oh hello insane windmill guy.
DudewithJukebox: Hehehe Crazy kid hehehhe
Link: I wonder what he is doing calling me crazy?
*leaves*
*walks up to gate*
Link: I want to go up there
Guard: O your the one on Zeldas Heroic adventure hahhaha Good Luck "Mr Hero" hahahaha
Link: (No really I am the hero here)
------Death Mountain-----
Link: What a big random looking thing in the way of a cave
Goron: Hey that rock is blocking the way to the good rocks
Link: Rocks?
Goron: Yes the delicious rocks of Dodango's Cavern. We are starving without it open, please help us.
Link: HOW CAN ROCK EATERS STARVE WHEN THEY LIVE ON A BIG STONE MOUNTAIN!!!! *Walks away*
----Goron City----
Link: I want the red shiny thing you have
Darunia: No I am depressed
Link: Moody he is *leaves*
Navi: Lets go see what Sarah thinks! Lets go see what Sarah thinks!!!
Link: If it will make you be quiet
------In the Kokiri Forest------
----Lost Woods----
Link: *Walks though forest*
Stalking Owl: I am back Now just follow the music ok? I will be behind you abot 500 feet back for the next 3 days ok....
Link: Well at least he gave me some useful info.
*later that day*
Sarah: Here play this song
Link: Ok *plays song*
Sarah Ok now do something useful with it and finish saving the world. Wait forget I said the last part.. I know nothin of you quest really I dont..
Link *Dazed and confused* *starts to leave the forest*
Stalking Owl: Ummm opps I am back so I will just blab on about stuff....
Link: *Runs Very Very Fast*
------Death Mountain-----
----Goron City----
Link: *Plays song*
Darunia: Hey that was a pretty good song. I will give you the shiny red thing if you get us our food back.
Link: WHY CAN YOU JUST EAT THE STUPID MOUNTAIN!
Darunia: Oh way that this. It will let you pick up the explosive flowers
Link: Sweet *picks flower* *flower explodes in face*
*Goes in Dodango's Cavern*
*Defeats Giant Lizard*
Link: Ok, there you go.
Darunia: Ok, Here is the red shiny object.
Link: Oooooh shiny object
*leaves*
------In Hyrule Field------
Navi: Lets go see what Sarah thinks, Common Link, Lets go see what Sarah thinks
Link: Ahhhh. *Runs up near by river*
----Zora's River----
Stalking Owl: I am back Now do this do that and dont forget to.... *1 hour later* and do this Ok bye.
Link: Did he say something?
*starts to go up river*
Bean Seller: Beans Beans they are good for you heart.....
Link: (Steps back many times)
*continues up river*
Link: (Why are the frogs looking at me. I hope they are not the owls stalker friends)
Stalking Owl: Dont worry, they are.
*continues up river*
------Zora Domain------
Link: Oh look a city of fish people.
*climbs to top of water fall*
Zora: Hey if you dive into the water below you can get something special
Link: That seems to easy.
Zora: It is
Link: Oh
*later that day*
------Lake Hyrule------
Link: Oh look a bottle at the bottom of the lake.
Navi: Oh get the bottle, get the bottle, go ge the bottle Link.
Link Oh what did I do to deserve this
*looks into bottle*
Link Oh wow a cry for help Time to go save another person ... right after I go fishing
*Walks over to fishing hut*
Fishermen: You are allowed to fish here but you are not allowed to catch bigger fish ok.
Link: ok hehehehe
*5 minutes later*
Link: Here I caught a bigger fish then you
Fishermen: What?! oh fine
Link: hehehehe
*swims back to shore*
------Zora Domain------
Link: Can I goes rescue the priness zora?
King Zora: Oh you know where my daughter is. Well just dont stand there go rescue her. Just let me move out of the way. *moves... 10 minutes later* ok there you go
Link: *sigh* *walks for sometime and finds a big fish* Oh wow that is a big fish
Sign: Dont feed the fish
Link: Ok then *takes out small fish for the big fish* there you go
Big Fish: ooo yummmmm
----Inside Big Fish----
Link: Why did he have to eat me.
*travels thought saves Rrincess Ruto*
*Defeats electrified monster*
----Back outside----
Link: Ok I rescued you now can I have that blue shiny thing?
Ruto: Oh that. The blue shiny thing is that zora engagement ring so if you want it you have to marry me?
Link Ok
Ruto Good Her you go
Link: Ooooh Another Shiny object
*Links leaves and heads back to Hyrule Catle
------In Hyrule Field------
*The gates of the castle open and Zelda and her care taker flee*
*Zelda throws the Ocarina of Time in the moat*
*Evil Black Knight type guy rides out: rides out*
Evil guy: Aren't you the kid I really dont like I think I will let you go for some random reason
Link: Ok
Evil Guy: *Rides away*
Link: Why did Zelda have to though the Ocarina into the moat. *Sigh* *Jumps in moat*
Zelda Voice: I like the hero stuff you can do just about anything but here is the song now go save the world before the evil guy does
Link: Will do
------Temple of Time------
Link: *walks up to alter and plays the song* *the door opens*
Navi: Oh look a bigs sword, Pick it up Link, Go pick it up.
Link: Now that I will do. *Picks up sword*
Evil Guy: Thanks Kid you just helped me become the King of Evil
Link: No problem wait .... oppps Only I could get engaged and doom the world in one day.
*Mysitcal Light comes down*
%#%#% SEVEN YEARS LATER %#%#%
------Random Place------
Myscial Figure: Hello Link. You have grown up to become the hero of time. the day you had picked up the sword you were too young to be the Hero Of Time So I sealed your soul in for 7 years
Link: *Sigh* Only I could get engaged and doom the world AND get 7 years older in one day.
Mysical Figure: Oh yeah Take this Yellow shiny round thing
Link: ooooooh Shiny round thing
Mysical Figure: Now go save the world
Link: Ok I will be back 2 weeks from next tuesday. Anyway what is today?....
------Temple of Time-----
Link: Wow what a ride. I will be back for that *starts to walk away*
Link: (I think there is someone behind me, I better not get killed before I even start) *Turns around*
Replacement Stalker: Hello, I have been waiting for you. *cough* (for SEVEN YEARSS) Go over there *points in a direction* Oh and i am replacing the owl as your stalker for !most! of the rest of the game *disappears in a flash of light*
Link: I have to learn to do that
------In Hyrule Field------
Link: Wow this place does not look much different.
Navi: Lets go see what Sarah is doing, Oh but we have to go over there first, but then lets go see sarah.
Link: I was hoping after 7 years that you would stop that.
----LonLon Ranch----
Link*Walks in* Who are you
Evil Ranch Owner: I am the not so lazy bum and all around evil guy of the ranch.
Link: Oh
Evil Ranch Owner: You can ride a horse if youpay.
Link: Ok *gets Epona* I challenge you to a duel.
Evil Ranch Owner: Fine if you win you get the horse
Link: hehehehe *wins race*
Evil Ranch Owner: WHAT!? oh well. I only said you get to keep the horse but I dont have to let you leave. MUWAHAHAHAHAH
Link: *Jumps the large fence*
Evil Ranch Owner: Doh!
----Outside----
Link: hehehehe
-----Kakariko Village------
Link: Ok Now want I am surpose to do when I am over here. *Wonders around*
Chicken Lady: Hey, you want a pocket chicken.
Link: Sure, why not *takes chicken* *walks away* *puts chicken in pocket*
Link's Pocket: SQUACK *starts spazzing*
---Inside random house---
Link: Oh look it is a random guy sound asleep. *takes out chicken*
Lazy Ranch Owner: AHHHHHHH.
Link: hehehe (Why does it feel I did this before) (Oh yeah I did) hehehehe
---Outside---
Link: *go to graveyard* *Finds hookshot* oooh I could have fun with this hehehehe
---Windmill---
DudewithJukebox::Hey you look like the kid that messed up m windmill seven years ago.
Link: Oh really. I guess that is something I should put on my to do list. < To Do 1. Mess up windmill>
---Outside---
Navi: Lets go see what Sarah is doing!!
Link: Ok, sounds like a plan
------In the Kokiri Forest------
Link: Wow, this place got alot more interesting since last time I left.
----Lost Forest---
Link: Hey have a chicken.
Old guy: Thanks but can you get this mushroom turned into medicine.
Link ummm sure *comes back* HELLO!
Little girl: He is not here but have a saw
Link: ummm ok
*wonders around*
Great Someone: Hey, Stop there, Sarah told us only to let her friends past and you dont look like one of her friends.
Link: Fine, *plays Sarah's song* Oh and also I have a bigger sword.
Great Someone: WHAT?! Some times I think will never know *Walks away while doing the classic Charlie brown*
Link: *continues on* *arrives a temple enterence*
Replacement Stalker: I am back
Link: Oh good
Replacement Stalker: We shall meet again *disappears in wall of fire*: Play this song whenever you want to come back here
Link: Well I dont know how often the will happen but ok
Replacement Stalker: We shall meet again *disappears in flash of light... again*
Link: ok
*enters forest temple*
*gets bow*
Link: Sweet! Now I can rival my man Robin hood
*takes out bow and hits an apple off the skull*
*Defeats Phantom King of Evil*
King of Evil aka Ganon: What a worthless creation. Time to banish it to the void between relms
Link: I got to get me one of those
------Random Place------
Sarah: Thank you for saving me
Link: No Prob
Sarah: Now you can have this Shiny round green thing
Link oooooooh shiny roun thing
------In the Kokiri Forest------
Link: Oh look a tiny tree
Loud Mouth Tree Jr: *Pops up*
Link: Ahhh NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!
Loud Mouth Tree Jr: Sry, anway blah blah blah blah blah *2 hours later* blah blah and blah
Link: *Wakes up* what a nice nap *gets up, and walks away*
Navi: So, how about you go see how the Gorons are doing
Link: Because I am clueless, that sound slike a good idea
------Death Mountain-----
Boulder: *rumble, rumble* *rolls down mountain*
Link: What random boulders rolling down the mountain.
*goes to top*
Link: Hey it is a big guy So if you cure my blindness I will fix that broken sword that you soe how got.
Link: It think that came from the bottom of my pocket but ok
---Goron City---
Link: Wow, it is empty except that one random guy. *Jumps down*
Goron: Hey why did you stop me you must be evil. Fear me I am you. Wait a sec
Link: Yeah Yeah, You dont have to go though a never ending story. Jut tell me what I need to know.
Goron: Ok Save everyone from the Dragon. Here have The red thing
Link: Ok Hey I am no longer green Darn
---In the Volcano Crater---
Link: Ohhh It is hot in here. *hookshot melts* REALLY hot in here
Replacement Stalker: Hey I am back
Link: Oh
Replacement Stalker: Ok If you play this song you can return here at anytime
Link:Will do Replacement Stalker: We shall meet again *disappears in wall of fire*
Link: Hey look I can do that too. *goes up in flames* maybe not...
*goes into temple*
*finds BIG hammer*
Link: hehehe
Gorons you recue: Hey thanks, Now i will just leave
Link: How about some help??? I guess saving the world is something you do alone
*defeats Fire breathing dragon with funky hair*
------Random Place------
Darunia: Thanks for saving me brother
Link: ummm I am not your brother... you eat rocks...
Darunia: Here have shiny thing
Link: oooohhh Shiny red thing
Navi: One would think he woud get immuned to the lure of Shiny things but nooo
------In Hyrule Field-----
----Zora's River----
Link: Lets go up river.*steps on magic plant* I was lazy ok
------Zora Domain------
Link: What a great looking ice cube!
*walks around*
Navi: Link I am clueless
Link: Wow thats a first!!!!
*finds random cavern*
*walks around*
*finds BLUE fire*
*finds metal boots*
Link: Yeah this wil be handy. But why do I sit when I have them on my feet. But when they are in my pockets nothing happens.... *turns around in wonder*
Replacement Stalker: Hello Link
Link: Ahhhh
Replacement Stalker: Learn this song. It will take you to a lake
Link: ok
Replacement Stalker: Then you can continue to save the world Someone is waiting for you there for 7 years. (Lieing to self: No i am not jeliious)
Link: what did you say
Replacement Stalker: Oh nothing. *Disappears in flash of light*
*goes melts Zora King*
Link: Hello
Zora King: Hey have frog eyes.
Link: Sure
------Lake Hyrule------
Link: Wow I thought a lake was surpose to have water in it
*goes in random house*
Doctor: Oh look frog eyes... DINNER Time
Link: NOOO aren't thy good for anything else?
Doctor: They can make a medicine to help the blind.
Link I have a feeling that will be useful *takes medicine*
*runs to giant goron*
Link: Here now fix this sword
Goron: Ok .... .... .... .... .... ... Here you go
Link: SWEET!!! I can wait to use this *picks up sword* ahhhhh *falls down* I will get it someday
*goes back* *dives into little water that is left and swims into temple*
*Swims around*
Link: It is amzing how long you can hold you breathe sometime *swims more*
Ruto: You finally came. I have waited for you for seven years.
Link: Sry it seemed like a few days ago to me
Ruto: Anyway Follow me up here
Link: *Follows up* Umm I cant follow anymore if you randomly dissapear
*Swims around*
Link: HAHA I found you
Link: Ahhhhh
Link: *pulls out sword*
Link: *pulls out his sword*
Link: *Engage in sword fight.
Link: I will never defeat myself this way
Link:Muwhahahaha
Link: Pulls out BIG sword
Link: NOOOO
Link: *defeats himself*
Link: Ouch *disappears*
Link: HAHAHAHAHA
*Enters room*
Navi: This water looks strange
Link: Yeah It is trying to kill me, I would call that strange for water.
*defeats monster*
Link: Nevermind
------Random Place------
Ruto: Hello here take this.
Link: Sry I got over the shiny object thing
Ruto: Oh
------Lake Hyrule------
Replacement Stalker: Hello
Link: Hi
Replacement Stalker: I know what you are going to say so you dont have to say it and dont you think the lake it shiny.
Link: ooooooh BIG shiny object/thing/lake *stares at lake
Replacement Stalker: Climbs tree
Link: Hey where did you go
Replacement Stalker * dives into lake
Link: ok
-----Kakariko Village------
Link: Wow Oh of my Pyro friends must have moved in
Replacement Stalker: Hey link This is bad and that is why I am staring at the bottom of this well. DOnt worry I am still stalking you
Link: Ok
HUGE Blob: Kabooom!
Link: OH NO I think I will fight this monster anyway. *Gets trampled by blob*
-sometime later-
Replacement Stalker: Are you ok. I need to continue to stalk you. Oh way you have to go see the dead people have fun and go back and mess up time and jump in the well
Link: SWEEEEEETTT!! I think
----Goes Back in time----
-----Kakariko Village------
Link: I will go jump into the well WEEEEEEEE *SPLAT*
*walks into hall of dead*
Mysterious Voice: Hi Beware of what comes ahead
Link: Ummm sure..... *runs very fast ahead* * falls into invisible pit*
Link: Note to self listen to dead people
*finds what he needs and gets the hell out*
----Goes Forword in time----
-----Kakariko Village------
Link: Ok time to see the dead people but first I am going to set fire to the place
Everything: *goes up in flames*
Door: *Opens*
Link: I like this door
Link:*Finds flying boots* Sweet *Starts running* Ahhhhhh I CANT STOPPPP!!!!!! *Smash*
*kills everything around the graveyard
------Random Place------
Random Lady: You kow the drill
Link: SWEET MORE SHINNNYY OBJECTSSS
*wonders around aimlessly*
------Gerudo Valley------
Link: oh look a broken bridge Good thing i have my horse that can leap impossible distances
Horse: *over dramatic leap*
---- Gerudo Fortress----
Link: Time to get captured
Woman Guard: Stop right there Dont move I have a stick
Link: I hate the fact that I can't hit a girl *gets thrown in jail*
Link: * excapes* that was easy *sneaks around*
Woman Guard: Stop there I have two swords
Link: I dont mean harm I only want to join you
Woman Guard: Fine now go into the desert
----Wasteland----
Link: How nice nothingness
Navi: Lets go come on Link it will be fun lets go
Link: I think that is a nice pit of quicksand to hide from that fairy in
----Desert Colossus----
Link: That is a big statue *goes in side* How nice .... nothing *goes outside*
Replacement Stalker: Boo
Link: I assume you have an answer to this nothingness
Replacement Stalker: Yep come back when you are 3 feet high
Link: Sounds good
Replacement Stalker: Good now marval at the sandstorm that will hide me when i disappear.
Stalking Owl: hehehehe What?! I am just randomly here
Randomguy92: Hey showing up in random things is what I do
----Goes Back in time----
----Desert Colossus----
Link: Dont you get the feeling that you are being watched.
Stalking Owl:: who who who
Link: Oh
Stalking Owl: Hey whats up long time no see, dont worry i have been stalking you but i have been to lazy to help
Link: So you are going to sit there and do nothing while I save the world
Stalking Owl: Yep
Link: Sounds fun
*goes inside*
Nabooru: Hello kid I am going to ask you a bunch of questions that dont really matte because you are going to help me
Link: Ok *goes off and finds really big gloves*
Nabooru: Help Me kid The witchs got me!!!
Link: I will later
----7 years later----
Link: Maybe I should go rescue Nabooru now
*finds mirror shield*
Link: i bet i dropped 7 years ago and was curse to save the world
*continues on* *defeats witches*
------Random Place------
Nabooru: Hey kid have your last shiny object
Link: I am not a kid... ooooooh shiny object
Nabooru : I cant believe this kid will save the world
------Temple of Time-----
Replacement Stalker: Hello Link
Link: What are you doing here
Replacement Stalker: I am here to give myself to the enemy
Link: Umm the helps
Replacement Stalker: By the way I am Zelda
Link: A stalker and crossdresser and priness wow
Zelda: Have this arrow that shoots shiny arrows
Link: hehehehehehehehe
*building begins to crumble*
Zelda: Time to become your reason to save the world * gets kidnapped*
Link: I will save you
Evil guy who is now even more evil: How predictable
----Ganons Castle-----
Link: oh look a magical bridge that just happens to be here
*explore castle* *finds golden gloves*
Link: Now I can pick up anything
*tosses 10 story rock to the side*
Navi: I dont know if the world shoould be more afraid of the evil guy of Link
Link: definently me
*goes to top of tower*
Evil Guy: Hahahahah dont you love my evil organ playing skills muwhahahahhaha
Link: strange hobby but ok
Evil Guy: Now that everyone is here it is time to take over the world.... again
Link: Not if I stop you
Navi: If you dont mind I will chicken out of this battle *runs away*
Link: Great Now that I am about to save the world that fairy is gone
*defeats Evil guy*
Evil Guy: NOOOOOOO I shall now crush you with this tower
Zelda: We should run now
Link: No parashuting would be more fun weeeeeeeeeeeeeee *splat*
*tower flatten is very neat fasion section by section*
Link: I was hoping it would be more entertaning then that
*Rumble*
Zelda: I will stay out here and let you get yourself killed
Link: Oh thanks *walks over to rumble*
Evil Guy: Booo Now beware as I become a horrible beast know as Ganon
*Ganon goes into violent rage* *knocks master sword out of links hand*
Link: Thats fine *Pulls really BIG sword out of pocket*
*defeats Ganon*
Ganon: NOOOOOOOO TIme to go curse your entire family
Link: As long as I dont have to save the world ... again
----LonLon Ranch----
*Everyone one in the world (about 200 people/creature) dance around bon fire*
------Temple of Time-----
Navi: I am back and you have to put the sword back
Link: As long as i can keep the really big one
----Goes Back in time----
Navi: ok Bye I am leaving again
Link: Time to go stalk Zelda and start everything over again
Stalking Owl:: HEY THATS MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!