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| Pigeon Songs |
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| Yes, that's right, we Pigeons have songs, too! So now you get to hear all of our lyrics. |
| Jazmine's party song (sung to the Muppet's theme song tune) We've come to drink some Baileys We've come to smoke a joint. We've come to have a party at Jazmine's house tonight! We've come for kung fu fighting And pigeon dancing too. We've come to do some dancing 'til our brains are fried and we're through. And when we're done our dancing And when the night is through We'll go home drunk and laughing until tomorrow afternoon. Then we'll go back to Jazmine's And drink and smoke 'til dawn. We'll pass out magic mushrooms and dance upon the lawn! Until next time boys and girls - farewell! |
| The Pigeon Song (many different tunes) Pigeon shack...Pigeon shack... Bababadabadabababa. Dididididididididididididi. Pigeon shack...Pigeon shack... Break it down! Alicansinko, Alicansinko, Alicansinko, Alican-ah! Alicansinko, Alicansinko, Alicansinko, Alican-ah! Did you ever know that you're my pigeon? Did you ever know that you're my Pigeon shack...Pigeon shack.... Ahahahahahah. |
| Her name is Jazmine (Her name was Lola) Her name is Jazmine And she drinks goatmilk And she drinks goatmilk And she drinks aaaaaahhhhhhh....(repeat) |
| Peter, Peter, Peter (I'm not sure...) Peter, Peter, Peter smells like camel poop. What? Camel poop! What? Camel poop! (repeat) |
| Jamie Loves Stoner Steve (Conga) Chorus Jamie loves Stoner Steve with a fig leaf Jamie loves Stoner Steve with a fig leaf Jamie loves Stoner Steve with a fig leaf Jamie loves Stoner Steve with no fig leaf. Jamie has fourteen children They all live in the Old Well She used to love Matthew Higgins But now she's sick of the JELLO. Chorus |
| Joy Had a Girl (Joy to the World) Joy had a girl She took her for a whirl (down the toilet!) When Kristina wouldn't go down She was stuck with her And all of her diseases. There was gonherrea. Syphillus too. There was herpes, crabs and scabies Not to mention those drunk babies. And all that she did with them |
| Once There Was a Little Girl (Twinkle Twinkle) Once there was a little girl And she looked like a little squirrel. One day she went walking Then she started hopping. "My name's Alex (insert last name here)!" NO BATTERIES INCLUDED! |
| Point ("L" is for the Way) Point to the one you love today. Point to the one if you are gay. Point in that direction if you have a big erection. Point to Mikey if you're gay. |
| The Fishy Song (Various Brittany Spears' songs. this one's my fave, and is written by me!) This is a story about a waterbottle named Fishy. It's my Fishy but it uh isn't mine because it belongs to Emily. Every time I take that fish, she goes so crazy - she acts like a bitch! She drives me crazy when I need my fish. So I will tell her From the bottom of my broken heart Although time may find me another fish, It was my first fish, it was my true fish So I will take that fishy one more time! My loneliness was killing me - and now I must confess I love a fish - love a fish When I'm not with it, I lose my mind. So I will take that fishy one more time. Sometimes I run And hide my fish I get so scared of Em. But all I really want is to hold it tight Treat it right be with it day and night 'Cause I'm stronger when I have my fish. I need my Fishy to be with me So I have to say just screw you Emily. That's why oops! I stole it again I made Em mad. And she started swear-ar-ar-ar-ing at me. Oops! I'm obsessed with a fish That is not a fish! Dadadadadada Oops! |