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| A Social Life? Couldn't Be |
| The "Allies of Bob" Page or "Who'd Let Me Put Their Faces on The Net" |
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| Well, as a gesture of good faith, I figured I'd better put a bit about myself before I start putting things up about other people=) |
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| My name is Bob The Mutant Lobster. I'm a third year university student attending the University of British Columbia(that's in Vancouver, up in The True North, for those who don't know............although I've yet to figure out where the False North is, so if anyone knows, I'd love to hear^_^) and suffering from asperations at world domination. I'll be the first to admit, I'm a hopeless otaku(anime fan) and a big fan of the martial arts, and pretty much anything involving swords. Hence why I'm a member of my school's fencing club, and in this up and coming year I'm planning to join as many martial arts clubs as time and money allows. Well, that's all I can say for now, perhaps I'll add more later, but for now, on to the friends. I'm going to allow most people the option of writing their own comments here, but if they chose, I can write a most....... entertaining, comment=) Oh, one last thing before I continue on.......SOON YOU SHALL ALL FALL UNDER THE WRAITH OF BOB. KNEEL, PUNY HUMANS, KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE LOBSTER. BWAA HAA HAAAA!! Bob Has Spoken Hail The Lobster .......anywho |
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| Name: Andrew Alias: Smiley Age: Why do you ask? Relation: Cousin extrordinare Hobbies: Skiing, psx, art, building weapons of mass destruction, you know, the usual Ambitions in life: To live forever, that's about it |
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| Name: Jeff Alias: If I think you need to know, I'll tell you. Age: 934, but I don't look a day over 22. Relation: Bob's co-conspiritor of world-domination. Hobbies: Much of my time is spent working on my book, "The Noble Di-Tyranny," a manifesto about how Bob and I will take over the world and control every aspect of your miserable lives. Other hobbies include designing delivery systems for weapons of mass destruction, torturing confessions out of my enemies and learning traditional Japanese Tea Ceremony. Ambitions in Life: If you haven't figured it out from reading the above material, you won't last long under the new regime. |
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| Name: Eric Alias: Saiyin Prince a.k.a. Queen of Bitches Age: For me to know and you to find out Relation: Bob's Buddy Hobbies: Kicking ass, sleeping around, I'm a pimping mother ****er who loves the pussy. I've also got a serious fetish for red silk boxers and my Hello Kitty Vibrator, I'm currently working on collecting the whole Hello Kitty sex toy collection=) Ambitions in Life: Taking over the world and distributing Hello Kitty sex toys to Everyone! |
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| Name: PcSpud Alias: Evil Spud Age: Wouldn't you like to know BWAHAHAHA Relation: Fellow hater of all that is stupid Hobbies: Anime, fanfiction and RPG (ya I know I'm a geek) Amibitions in life: When I die, I want to take as many stupid people with me as posible.... |
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| I've decided that since I'm such a kind future world conquerer, anime women for all my friends!! |
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| PcSpud is the proud new owner of a Kasumi. Congrats, Spud! |
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| For Jeff, we have a fine new Misato. Enjoy=) |
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| And for Eric, we have the goddess of love herself, Urd. Have fun Eric, she's into toys, just like you=) |
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| Andrew gets himself a nice new Rei. Don't worry, if one gets worn out, there's plenty more ^_~ |
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| Well, I may be a kind and benevolent ruler, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna hord a few for myself. Hey, what's the point of ruling, if you don't get the perks^_^ Therefore, presenting, my harem. |
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| Ah, the beautiful Belldandy. If you're going to enslave someone, go for the top, I always say, and she is a Goddess afterall=) |
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| And what harem wouldn't be complete without at least one catgirl in it's ranks. So welcome Felicia to the fold. |
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| Protected By Ranko-chan! |
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