For the entire family
With it's beady little eyes,
And it's naps in the hay,
People would never guess
This thing was named Jay.
But don't be fooled,
His best Friend is hairy,
Who ever knew, You could
Name something like that Gary.
His other friend may be small,
But he's dating a swan,
The fiercest of all,
Goes by Joe Don .
These are some pretty scary guys,
And that unfortunately is that
No one could have guessed
They'd be rascally and Flatt
They really are frightening,
They all play with bats,
The proof is in the girls screaming,
Because they are the Rascal Flatts!
We know they can sing,
But Can they really?
We all know they play,
But do they really?
We all know they're hot,
But are they really?
We all scream when we see them,
But Do we really?
What do we really know?
What do they really do?
Unfortunately like them, I haven't got a clue.
Maybe someday one of them will answer our questions.
But will they really?