Parody by: Meaghan Perrizo
Parody by: Meaghan Perrizo
Don’t be surprised if 2000 is where it begins
Joe, we’d have to dedicate every line on every page
To the cute smile you have, and your hot butt!
Joe Don was born in Baxter Springs, KS
His fans died the night he married Tiffany (April 24th for those that don’t know already)
But we lived, oh how we lived
Before he got married.
We’d start with chapter one, Joe Don looks really young
On the cover, of their first CD
Even though we know he’ll still, get married in the end
We’ll all hope he’ll marry us instead; dreamin
Joe Don was born in Baxter Springs, KS
His fans died the night he married Tiffany
But we lived, oh how we lived
Before he got married.
We cried the night JD got married,
and we died inside the night of his wedding
but we lived, oh how we live
before he got married
Joe Don was born in Baxter Springs, KS
His fans died the night he married Tiffany
But we lived, oh how we lived
Before he got married.
That don’t bother me
I can take an idiot now and then that don’t really get it (but I do)
I’m not afraid to be the only Flatts fan at my school
Even though hearin folks say they suck still upsets me
There are times now and then I forget to vote for Skin
But that’s not what gets me
What Hurts the most
Is when skin is so close
To being number one
Where Sarabeth always shoulda been
And never knowin
All the words to the new song
And tryin to get this song to number two
Is what I was tryin to do.
It’s hard to deal with the though of Rascal Flatts fallin of the countdown
On GAC (GO VOTE PEOPLE! www.gactv.com)
It’s hard to force that smile when the Flatts got gypped at the Grammies
Still harder
Seein folks, hearin folks, Who don’t love Gary
But I know if he could win them over
Jay would trade give JD away just get to sing a solo, And oh yeah they’d be
at number one!
What Hurts the most
Is when skin is so close
To being number one
Where Sarabeth always shoulda been
And never knowin
How to get this video on
And not seein just how
Rascal Flatts can be one and two
What Hurts the most
Is when skin is so close
To being number one
Where Sarabeth always shoulda been
And never knowin
All the words to the new song
And tryin to get this song to number two
Is what I was tryin to do.
And not seein just how
Rascal Flatts can be one and two