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Mouth off here, too:
Be forewarned..."Mirror, mirror", "Match wits", quotes and links don't work yet. Everything else ahould go smoothly.
Welcome, ladies and gents, to the can of mixed nuts known as RAT.

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Ye brave souls who weren't deterred by the above comments, please, by all means, explore. And bookmark us. Because in your heart of hearts, you know you want to.
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Secret: RAT was going to stand for something, but it doesn't. Email us with a good idea for the RAT acronym, and we'll applaud you for being clever enough to find this hidden message. Blessed are those with too much time on their hands.
"You dirty rat."
The Rats have started college again. We wish we had superpowers, but we just don't. So, until our mail-order superpowers arrive, you will have to bear with us as we will not be updating much, at least for while.
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(As you can see, we're trying to get more hits to the site.)