| Confucius Says |
| A collection of wisdom. |
| Confucius say...man who run in front of car get tired. ...man who run behind car get exhausted. Confucius say...man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucius say...lucky is man who meets woman in park. Luckier is man who gets to park meat in woman. Confucius say...man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok. (bang cock) Confucius say...dope is man who does not understand women. Fool is man who thinks he does. Confucius say...if going is easier, one is going downhill. Confucius say...prevenge is doing unto others before they do unto you. Confucius say...man in bar finds drinks, drinks everywhere, but not a place to water. Confucius say...some men want woman with offbeat looks. Others want woman with beat-off looks. Confucius say...money and its fool are soon parted. Confucius say...man who fights himself always loses. Confucius say...home's no place like there. Confucius say...fart smells so Deaf can enjoy it too. |
| Most of these we made up, some we heard. If you come up with a good Confucius saying, email it. We promise you'll get all the blame. |