2. You actually OWN a zoot suit.
3. You bought one for the purpose of being a better Mouse fan.
4. Nearly every item of clothing you own has white fluffy trimming.
5. You go through more bleach than Kunzite, Viluy, Yaten and Professor Tomoe put together!
6. You put your hair in odangoes, and get homicidal if people ask you if you're a fan of Usagi.
7. Black telephones put the fear of God into you. ^_^
8. So does gold, shiny outfits.
9. You have a pair of bracelets that you never, EVER take off.
10. You go "WHAT? I need these braclets to live!" if anyone asks you to take them off.
11. You've taken to watching people from the bushes a lot.
12. If you're not already freakishly short, you develop a way to get around on your knees.
13. You buy grey contact lenses.
14. And STILL wear them, even though they feel like sandpaper, and you can't see out of them.
15. You like to wear a curly tail in private.
16. You like to wear a curly tail in PUBLIC.
17. You damn Pikachu for ripping Sailor Iron Mouse off.
18. The day Sailor Iron Mouse died you swore to avenge her death.
19. You wore black for a week after that.
20. You also attacked Galaxia look-a-likes on the street.
21. You still do!
22. You wear a black thong over everything.
23. You curl your odango pigtails into ringlets.
24. you actually own a mouse.
25. Named Nezu, or Chuu.
26. When you find another Sailor Iron Mouse fan, you follow him or her around, until they call the police.
27. You go through a whole colour ink cartridge in a week printing out Iron Mouse pictures, when most of her outfit is white! O.o
28. The said pictures are on your walls right now.
29. In every room of your house.
30. you have every single Iron Mouse episode on tape.
31. With back ups, in case one goes faulty.
32. AND all the Iron Mouse manga.
33. You're making a fan manga starring Sailor Iron Mouse. (If so, send it to me!!!)
34. One where she doesn't die.
35. But Galaxia dies when lightning strikes her chandelier-headress thing ^_^
36. This manga is the latest in a series by you.
37. you stand on street corners, selling the said manga.
38. When no one buys it (Maybe because you're in your SIM costume) You get mad, and threaten passers by.
39. You spend hours in your room trying to draw Sailor Iron Mouse.
40. You're currently spending THOUSANDS trying to animate "Super Stars", a new season where Mousie comes back to take her rightful place as Kawaii Queen of the Universe.
41. Your life savings are going into half an hour of animation.
42. You bully a Japanese TV company to air it. They're too scared to say no.
43. You're also working on your very own Sailor Iron Mouse plushie.
44. Your latest of many, in all different sizes.
45. If a fabric came out, with a Sailor Iron Mouse print, you'd buy it.
46. All of it.
47. And wouldn't actually USE any of it, because you wouldn't want to sew on any of the SIM's.
50. In case you hurt any of them. O.O
51. You call your parents, or your partner "Galaxia-sama".
52. You've cosplayed as Sailor Iron Mouse.
53. Even when it's not Halloween.
54. Every day.
55. You corner people on the street, asking for their "Starseed"
56. If they run away, chase after them.
57. You look through magazines, looking for celebrities with starseeds to swipe.
58. This was your only reason to go with your little sister to see the Backstreet Boys.
59. Your little sister doesn't speak to you any more.
60. Your favorite retort is "Well, you can't be a star like me!"
61. You strain your voice trying to speak like Iron Mouse.
62. You can be out of one costume, and into another in exactly two seconds.
63. You start fights on the street with anyone who looks vaugely like Usagi.
64. You have every single Sailor Iron Mouse site in your Favorites folder.
65. You own one of these sites.
66. You update it faithfully, every day.
67. You lurk inside phonebooths for hours, wondering who broke the teleport button.
68. Failing that, you take the bus.
69. You don't sit down on the bus, but prefer to sit in the luggage rack instead.
70. If people complain aout this, you threaten to use your devastating Galaxtica Crunch.
71. You've changed it to Chuu Crunch, because it's more mousey, even though it sounds like a chocolate bar.
72. Chuu Crunch involves knocking the person over, and running.
73. You're written a Sailor Iron Mouse fan fic.
74. More than one.
75. They all have a happy ending...for Sailor Iron Mouse!
76. You spent hours writing "It's Chou Very Bad" in Kanji.
77. You had this printed on a Tshirt
78. Which you wear under your Nezu outfit.
79. And show it frequently to all the heretics ^_^
80. The people you showed the Tshirt to are all Mouse fans now.
81. You have "It's Chou Very Bad" on CD played in a continuous loop every day in your house, your car, and at school/work.
82. Sometimes you get this irrestistable urge to slamdunk a cat. ^_^
83. You got kicked out of the movies for going "GO STUART!" at the top of your voice.
84. And Stuart Little wasn't even playing.
85. Your normal farewell is a hearty "Byechuu!!!"
86. You go up to complete strangers and say that their muscles are very attractive.
87. When they react, grab their arm and refuse to let go. O_o
88. You find out where Hara Eriko lives, and camp outside her house until she is forced to take you in and train you as her pupil, in the way of the Mouse.
89. Hara Eriko now knows more about Sailor Iron Mouse than she did before, and she's Mousie's seiyuu!!!
90. You blackmail/force "Eriko-chan" to act in Super Stars with you.
91. When she's not acting, you keep her bound and gagged in the cellar. o_O
92. You refer to Eriko/Mousie as "My Special Friend".
93. You fear bullet trains now, as well as luggage racks, Three Lights promo pics, and men with furry hats.
94. If you DON'T manage to get Hara Eriko on board for Super Stars, you spend thousands altering your larnyx so you can sound JUST LIKE HER! ^_^
95. Then you seek out Takeuchi Naoko and FORCE her to do a new manga: Code IM!
96. You convince Naoko that the should have just scrapped the entire Usagi thing, and started with Iron Mouse from scratch.
97. Your biggest compliment to someone is telling them they are beautifully shiny. O.O
98. You actually think "Hello Mousie" is a real brand
99. Since there are no REAL shops that sell Iron Mouse goodies, you have made one. Actually, it's just a tent in your back garden, but still...
100. You make a list like this.
*If fifty or more of these symptoms apply to you, SEEK MEDICAL HELP! NOW! In fact if, more than two feature, I would recommend some light therapy anyway ^_^
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