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Nursery Tales From the Crypt | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Silly Stories | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Horror Stories | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Raymond's Stories | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
This collection of nursery rhyme parodies was originally entitled Nursery Crimes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Rock-a-bye baby in the treetop. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, well then, can't you guess? Down will come baby. Oh, what a mess! |
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Wee Willie Werewolf Running through the town, Peeping in your windows - Hairy and brown! |
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I love little pussy. His throat is so warm, And if I don't hurt him He'll do me no harm. I'll sit by the fire And bite off his ear, And then, if he scratches, I'll drown him in beer. |
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Sing a song of sixpence, A thing I don't have often. Four-and-twenty corpses Packed in one coffin. When the box was opened The bodies all jumped out. Oh, wasn't that a dainty sight To see them dance about. |
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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey. There came a vampire With lips of red fire Who sucked Muffet's blood all away. |
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Mary, Mary Fat and hairy, Where did your beauty go? Those silver bells and cockle shells Can't hide your age, you know. |
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Little Polly Flinders Sat among the cinders, One foot burning in the fireplace. Mother came and caught her And smacked her little daughter, So Polly turned and punched her in the face! |
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Horror Stories | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Silly Stories | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Raymond's Stories |