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 A Girl's Guide To
Condoms
WARNING: Boys cannot read
this. If you are a boy and are reading this, stop immediately. The
following article is chock-full of highly intimate girl secrets that will
be 10 times more embarrassing than any TV commercial for feminine-hygiene
products you've ever seen. So quit it. I mean it. You'll be
sorry...
Get
Off Your Ass and Use Your Brains!
Why do women still insist on this "Prince and Princess"
scenario that will never happen, when in actuality there are NO guarantees
in life? By staying complacent and being "looked after", she has placed
herself at the mercy of the male, and come divorce time she's left out in
the cold-- usually with the kids...
REAL Nice Guys
Don't Finish Last
For all the "nice
guy" losers out there, here are some things that you need to get through
your thick skull before you complain about women who abuse you because of
your "nice guy" image. Read on, study and learn, before you die a
virgin...
Fantasies are for
Boys
"You wanna know what your
problem is? MTV, Playboys, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yeah. Let me
explain something to you. OK, look, girls with big tits have big asses,
girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God
doesn't fuck around, he's a fair guy.He gave the fatties big, beautiful
tits, and the skinnies little, tiny niddlers. If you don't like it, call
him...
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Dogs VS
Men
1.Dogs do not have problems expressing
affection in public.
2.Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs
feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs
admit when they're jealous.
Why
"Nice Guys" are often such LOSERS
What's wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that
most Nice Guys are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and
loved that they do things for other people to gain acceptance and
attention, rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. .
Rules for
Men
Call.
Don't lie.
The correct answer to "Do I look
fat?" is never, ever "Yes."
Ditto for "Is she prettier than
me?"
Talking is good. Shouting is bad.
None of your ex-girlfriends
were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
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