CeFWA Presents: American Invasion

April 2, 2002

New York, New York

 

*Powerman 5000’s “Bombshell” hits the PA in the darkened arena and the crowd goes crazy as pyros shoot down from the rafters and explode at the entrance way. More pyros shoot up from the ramp and all the way down to the ring where the ring posts explode with red, white and blue fireworks. The lights return to normal as Chris Yankovic and Dave Scott make their way to ring side. The camera scans the screaming fans and focuses in on a few signs. “WHY CONTOURS WHY?” “NA-NA-NA-NAH, NA-NA-NA-NAH, HEY, HEY, HEY GOODBYE…ASH” “SHADY RULES” and “DYNAMITE vs. BLADE EQUALS 5 & 2”. The camera then turns to the announce team as the music dies down.*

 

CY: Hello and welcome to the first ever CeFWA Pay-Per-View south of the border. We are here in New York, New York with American Invasion. I am Chris Yankovic and with me as always is Dave…

 

DS: I am Dave Scott and I am glad Razor finally decided to expand into a new market here south of the border. I mean if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

 

CY: Well we have a big line-up tonight and we are going to kick things off right away with one of the two International Title Semi-Final matches here.

 

DS: Great, so who’s up first?

 

CY: Well it appears we have Snappy Joe taking on Ben Ada in the first match.

 

DS: Damn…a borefest to start things off.

 

KB: Coming down the ally, weighing in at 248 lbs. He is from: Québec City, Québec........ BEN ADA!!!!

"Duck and Run" by Three Doors Down hits the P.A. and Ben Ada comes out Jogging out to the top of the ramp, Ada stands between two vertical flare jets while the pyro fizzes behind him. Quickly jumping onto the apron,
Ada poses for crowd reaction.

CY: This guy looks ready for action!

DS: Yet, another boring match! Why can't we have this be a Cage match or something?

CY: Because the higher ups want to see what these guys can do before they do something crazy, much like your beloved cage match!

DS: Well Razor needs a good swift kick in the ass! Cage matches make people come to the CeFWA to watch the starts do what they do! Those matches are the number 1 reason why people come....well 2, behind me!

CY: Whatever! I am not even going to start with you!

DS: Because you know I am right!

KB: His opponent, he weighs in at 278 lbs and is from
Toronto, Ontario...... SNAPPY JOE!

The Arena comes to life as 'Blood in my eyes' blares throughout the arena... A figure is seen coming from behind the stage curtain. Snappy Joe comes into view stopping a moment atop the ramp to take in the reaction of the crowd. He moves down the ramp slowly to allow his music and entrance to last that few seconds longer. An intense look on his face rubs off as he hears the fans cheer, replaced with a smile. Upon entering the ring he moves to farthest corner, climbing it he raises both arms in the air grasping the full attention of the crowd.

CY: Looks like a fan favorite!

DS: Maybe, but he has a WAY stupid name!

CY: Your name is WAY stupid!

DS: At least I am not Canadian!

CY: YOU ARE CANADIAN, YOU DUMBASS!

DS: ........ Oh yeah......

DING DING DING!

CY: We're off!

BA and SJ lock up and BA gets the advantage to throws SJ into the ropes, and when SJ bounces back, BA nails SJ with a clothesline. SJ gets back up and gets a shoulder block by BA. BA goes for an elbow drop but misses and SJ nails a dropkick when BA gets back up. SJ picks up BA and throws him into the ropes, and when BA comes back SJ hits a gut wrench power bomb! He goes for the pin!

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KICK OUT!

CY: Man that was too close!

DS: Too early too!

SJ hits his hand on the mat out of anger that he didn't get the pin. SJ still gets up picks up BA. But BA hits SJ in the stomach with a might punch and punches SJ so hard in the jaw it makes him fall down. SJ gets up quickly holding his jaw BA tries for a clothesline but SJ ducks goes behind, gets a full nelson and turns it into a suplex! He goes for the pin!

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NO!

CY: My god! Nice suplex but it won't get the job done!

DS: Man, Ben is stronger then I thought!

SJ can't believe what happened. He picks up BA and gets a Russian Leg sweep, then picks him up and nails a power bomb! Then SJ goes for a Leg Lock Submission. BA is screaming in Pain.

BA: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!

CY: He is in pain for sure!

DS: TAP! TAP! TAP!

BA is in a lot of pain but drags SJ with him across the ring ever so slowly! But after several minutes of pure pain he finally grabs the rope! SJ yells at the ref, just because he is angry. Mean while BA is getting up with a limp. SJ turns around and gets nailed by a Double arm suplex. SJ gets up and gets a big boot from BA. BA goes for a leg drop, but hurts his leg that was being ripped apart from SJ's Leg Submission hold. But One the less he still goes the pin!

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NO!

CY: Snappy is still in it!

DS: * In a boring voice* Yeah........

BA gets up limping with his leg but picks up SJ and nails a, Death Valley Driver!

CY: IT'S OVER! What....what is he doing?

BA goes on the top rope and tries for a shooting star press and.................... MISSES! SJ just rolled out of the way just in time.

DS: What a Dumbass!

CY: He took the risk but didn't get it!

SJ then picks up the fallen BA and nails the True Pain! And goes for the pin!

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BEN GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!

CY: MY GOD! HOW IN THE HELL DID BEN TO THAT?

DS: Drugs, has to be drugs!

SJ is flipping on how he didn't win that time. He is yelling at the ref for his "poor" reffing. But mean while BA slowly crawls up and gets a roll up pin!

CY: He goes for the pin~

DS: Waste of time!

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DING DING DING!

DS: WHAT?

CY: He won! He won!

DS: How in the sweet hell?

KB: Here is your winner.... BEN ADA!

SJ is upset but walks out with grace and the crowd still cheers for him, as Ben celebrates

CY: Well Ben picks up the win!

DS: This is not right! He had to use the tights!

CY: What?

DS: You heard me!
I am just glad it is over. Let’s get to the next one; this one should be a great one.

 

KB: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Mission, British Columbia, weighing in at 225 pounds...CYANIDE!!!

Bang, clang, bang, clang, uh huh yea, the music hits the speakers and you see and puff daddy is rappin out the song as cyanide comes out and he's wearing some black pants that are baggy and are baggy around the bottom. He got black shirt and a hat that sits just above eye level and it's a little to the right, he walks down to the ring and the crowd boo's him as he goes down. He climbs into the ring and stands in the middle, as flares shoot up
from both sides of the ring, he just posses, and then they stop and he takes off his hat and shirt and readies for the next fight. (Crowd boo's)

KB: And his opponent hailing from
Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 237 lbs...SHAWN CHRISTIAN!!!

The arena goes dark.....RAAAWWW!!!! The lights in the arena flash with every drum beat as Shawn Christian makes his way to the ring with a very focused and intense face. (Crowd pops)

CY: Well certainly a nice reaction from the crowd for Shawn Christian. However I've seen better for Cyanide.

DS: That’s because they don't know talent. Besides this crowd is just biased because Shawn Christian is from the states and Cyanide is from
Canada.

CY: Oh give me a break.

The ref signals for the match to start. DING DING DING!!

The two men circle each other in the ring. Finally the lock up and Shawn Christian gets the upperhand until Cyanide knee's SC in the gut. Cyanide rolls him into a small package immediately following.

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2 kickout

CY: Cyanide trying to pull one out of the hat early in this one.

DS: I like his strategy.

SC gets up and is immediately hit with a clothesline. Cyanide then picks SC up and hooks SC's arm over Cyanides head. Then Cyanide vertically suplexes SC up in the air and down to the mat. Cyanide gets up and drops an elbow to the sternum of SC. Cyanide jumps up smiling as SC twist and turns in pain on the mat. Cyanide starts to lay the boots to SC. Then he picks SC up and whips him in the ropes. Cyanide bends down for the back body drop but SC counters with a lifting knee to the head. Cyanide stumbles back and SC lays him out with a nasty clothesline from hell.

CY: Oh what a clothesline from Shawn Christian.

DS: The match is far from over Chris.

SC gets on top of Cyanide and throws several mounted punches over and over to the ref restrains some order and makes SC get off. SC gets in the ref's face for a few seconds. Then he picks Cyanide up and whips him into the ropes, on the return SC puts him down with a standing dropkick. Then SC pins...

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2 kickout

CY: And a kickout by Cyanide.

DS: A good one might I add to that.

SC picks Cyanide up receives a rake to the eye for it. Cyanide then whips SC into the ropes and hits a drop toe hold on the return. As SC lays on the mat Cyanide starts to throw vicious forearms into the back of SC's head. Cyanide pulls Sc over and pins him.

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2 kickout

Cyanide pins again

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2 Kickout

Cyanide pins again

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2 kickout

CY: Cyanide really trying to put Sc away.

DS: Can you blame him. He is anxious for gold. He's ready to advance to the title match to be held later.

Cyanide locks a headlock on to SC before he can get up.

CY: Cyanide trying to put SC to sleep.

DS: It's nap time!

Cyanide keeps holding tighter as SC finally starts to fade away. The ref walks over and picks SC’s arm up and lets it drop. He does it again as the arm drops a second time.

CY: If it drops a third then the match is over.

DS: Shawn Christian is out cold I can tell you that.

The ref picks SC’s arm up again and lets it drop but SC restrains it before his arm can hit the mat. SC slowly gets to his feet as the crowd cheer's him on and a small "Christian" chant breaks out. Finally SC elbows Cyanide in the sternum. It does again and a third time. Cyanide lets the hold lose and SC runs off the ropes, on the return he tries for a clothesline but Cyanide ducks. Cyanide then hits a neckbreaker from behind SC. He pins...

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2 kickout

CY: SC showing some fighting spirit in this match.

DS: That doesn't explain why he is getting his ass kicked though does it.

Cyanide picks SC up and lays a nasty upperhand to SC's chin and SC staggers back into a corner. Cyanide walks to the corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He begins a ten punch combo. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 SC tosses him off and to the mat. Cyanide gets to his feet and SC kicks him in the gut, followed by a sit-down powerbomb. SC holds on to the legs for a pin.

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3 no

DS: Oh what now. Cyanide is unstoppable I tell ya.

CY: I guess we'll find out. As you said, the match isn't over yet.

Sc picks Cyanide up, but Cyanide low blows him. SC drops down to his knee's holding his family jewels.

CY: That was uncalled for

DS: I like a man that does what he has too, to win.

CY: even if its means breaking the rules.

DS: Hey where's the fun in being a goody- goody.

Cyanide rolls out of the ring and walks over to the time keeper's table. He throws the time keeper out of his chair and folds it up.

CY: Great now what is he going to do.

DS: Whatever he has to Chris.

Cyanide rolls in the ring and waits for SC to completely get to his feet. SC does and Cyanide stands behind him getting set to swing the chair, but the ref pulls it out of Cyanides hand from behind. Cyanide turns around and gets in the refs face about it. SC charges with a shoulder block and Cyanide side-steps it. So SC inadvertently hits the ref and the ref goes down. SC turns around to get hit with a spinebuster. Cyanide picks the chair up and holds it high in the air. The crowd boo's back at him. Cyanide sets himself
in position waiting for SC to get up.

CY: This is sick. Do you know that?

SC gets to his feet slowly. Then SC turns around and gets busted in the head with the chair. SC’s head bust's open and blood begins to pour from his forehead. Cyanide pins SC and a weak ref crawls towards the pin. He starts the count.

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3 NO kickout

CY: OH MY GOD! HE KICKED OUT, HE KICKED OUT!!!

DS: Good for him. Do you think you could scream any louder!

Cyanide picks SC up to his feet. He stands behind him and wraps his arms around SC’s waist. Cyanide tries for a german suplex but SC elbows him off. Sc grabs him and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Sc covers...

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2 kickout.

SC picks Cyanide up and hits him with an inverted russian leg sweep. Then SC gets up and runs off the ropes, on the return he hits Cyanide with a leg drop to the back of the head. SC turns Cyanide over and pins him.

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3 NO

DS: there you go Cyanide. Show them why you will be the international champion by the end of the night.

CY: I do have to admit. This match is coming right down to the wire; whoever wants it more.

SC picks Cyanide up and whips him into the ropes. On the return Cyanide looks for a clothesline but SC ducks and when Cyanide turns, he receives a dropkick, causing him to fall in between the middle ropes and to the outside. SC rest his bloodied head against the turnbuckle to catch his breathe. Cyanide takes this chance to pull something from underneath the ring apron.

CY: What is he doing?

Cyanide puts whatever he pulled out on his knuckles and when he turns a little we can see that it is brass knuckles.

CY: Hey, he is using brass knuckles.

DS: What brass knuckles. I don't see any.

Cyanide plays chicken and acts like he is hurt as he rests his head against the ring apron. SC then leans between the middle rope to pull Cyanide in, but Cyanide clocks him in the head with the brass knuckles. SC immediately falls to the ground as more blood pours from his head. Cyanide drops the brass knuckles like they weren't even there. Then he rolls back into the ring.

DS: Did you see the punch Cyanide laid on Shawn Christian. Shawn Christian is out cold in the ring.

CY: I guess so. He was just punched with brass knuckles.

DS: Look! I told you there were no brass knuckles. It was all about the power behind Cyanide's punch.

CY: Whatever!

Cyanide looks down at the fallen SC and smiles. Then he drops down and pins SC.

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3 NO! Cyanide gets off of the pin.

CY: Oh now what. He had the match in the bag. Now he just wants to punish Shawn Christian.

DS:
Well SC shouldn't have even come down to this match then.

A cocky Cyanide picks SC up to his feet. Then Cyanide whips SC into the ropes. On the return Cyanide hits SC with a spear.

DS: There it is. There's Cyanides move. The Final Shot.

CY: Well it looks like this one is over.

Cyanide covers SC

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DING DING DING

KB: The winner if this match by pinfall and advancing to the championship of the international title tournament...CYANIDE!!!

CY: Well personally I can't see how he could be happy about his victory here.

DS: Oh be quiet Chris. The point is he won.

Cyanide rolls out of the ring and the ref does the same. The ref raises Cyanide's hand and Cyanide begins to celebrate as he makes his way up the ramp. Suddenly Deth steps out at the top of the ramp and he has a microphone in hand.

 

DS: What the hell does he want?

 

CY: Shut up and we’ll find out.

 

Deth: You know what? I am sick and tired of this tournament and the bullshit that has gone on in it. Cyanide, everyone except the referee saw you with those brass knuckles and I don’t want you advancing by winning like that, so this match is not over…it will continue so get back there and compete or be counted out.

 

Deth returns to the back. Cyanide begins to stomp his feet down in anger.

DS: This is horse crap. Cyanide won and that’s that. I hate Deth.

CY: Well Deth is your commissioner and he was just doing the fair thing.

Cyanide runs back into the ring angry. The ref signals for the bell DING DING DING

CY: Well here we go Cyanide vs. Shawn Christian take two.

DS: It shouldn't have even come to this.

Cyanide walks over to the still knocked out SC. Cyanide picks him up and talks trash into his face. Cyanide then whips Sc into the opposite corner. SC staggers out of impact and Cyanide charges at him attempting another spear but SC dives out of the way and Cyanide goes shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Cyanide falls to the mat in pain. The ref begins a mandatory ten count as both men lay on the mat. 1......2.....3......4......5...Both men start to show some life...6......7...Both men start to get up...8........9 both men get to their feet. Cyanide runs at SC with a clothesline but SC ducks. Cyanide turns around to get hit with the freefall DDT.

CY: FREEFALL DDT!!!

SC pins Cyanide

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3 NO, Kickout

DS: HE KICKED OUT! YES!!!

CY: Now who's doing the screaming? Besides I can't believe he kicked out.

DS: Now that’s the heart of a champion my man.

CY: Like Shawn Christian has showed that all match.

A frustrated SC picks Cyanide back up and drops him with another freefall DDT. SC pins him

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DS: You did it once Cyanide, you can do it again.














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DING DING DING

DS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

CY: What a match. Both men deserve a lot of credit.

DS: This is all Deth's fault.

KB: Your winner by pinfall and advancing to the championship round of the International Title Tournament...SHAWN CHRISTAIN!!!

 

*The scene switches to the back and we see a large figure walking through the halls of the arena. He is wearing a dark black robe which covers his face. We then hear Deth talking on his cell phone. The figure sees Deth and hides down a hallway. The figure starts to call for Deth.*

 

Figure: Deth, over here Deth.

 

<Deth turns and looks but sees no one, and again The Figure calls his name.>

 

Figure: Deth, come and get it!

 

<Deth again turns and looks around and again sees nothing he hangs up his phone and walks towards the noise.>

 

Deth: Razor is that you! Come on man stop this shit!

 

<The Figure opens up a door and steps inside a dark room Deth hears this and walks at a brisk pace towards the door. He reaches the door and opens it and yells in.>

 

Deth: Who the hell is in here?

 

<The figure grabs Deth and pulls him in the room and starts to attack him. We see the Figure pick Deth up and throw him into the wall. The figure then looks at Deth.>

 

Figure: Deth, remember me? Well if not you better! I am your worst nightmare and trust me you will never be the same!

 

<The figure kicks Deth in the stomach and leaves the room, the camera pans into the room to see Deth lying on the floor. He is bleeding from his forehead, and holding his chest.>

 

CY: Who the hell was that?

 

DS: I dunno, but Deth better remember who…and fast.

 

CY: That is not right, where is security when you need them.

 

DS: It’s not like the guy took out a real wrestler…it was only Deth.

 

CY: You’re heartless, you know that?

 

DS: Whatever.

 

CY: Well we have to move on and up next is a match that Ric Blade made an open challenge about and Vic Vasser accepted.

 

DS: Vic just signed his early eviction notice. Blade is going to begin a new streak here tonight when he beats Vic in the middle of the ring.

 

CY: Well we’ll see about that.

 

KB: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario and weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds…RIC BLADE!!!

 

*Ric walks out as "New Disease" by Spine Shank plays. He looks around at the crowd as they boo him. Then the lights go out for a good 20 seconds. When they come back on Ric is in the ring and standing on the top of one of the turnbuckles with his arms crossed.*

 

KB: And his opponent weighs in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds and hails from Edmonton, Alberta…”DYNAMITE” VIC VASSER!!!

 

[The lights in the arena go out. On the jumbotron, the word 'Dynamite' appears, written in flaming letters. After a few seconds, the words explode off the screen as a huge explosion of pyros flashes. "TNT" by ACDC starts to play, slightly modified so that the chorus comes first.]

#'Cause I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite.#
#TNT, And I'll win the fight.#
#TNT, I'm a power lode.#
#TNT, watch me explode.#

['Dynamite' Vic Vasser emerges from the entrance way and gives a quick wave to the fans. Explosions of pyros on both sides of the entryway go off as Vic begins to walk to the ring.]

#See me ride out of that sunset,#
#On your color TV screen.#
#After all that I can get,#
#Do you know what I mean?#
#Women to the left of me,#
#Women to the right.#
#Ain't got no gun, ain't got no knife,#
#Don't you start no fight#

[Vic Vasser slides into the ring from under the ropes, and gives another wave to the fans.]

 

DING!! DING!! DING!!

 

*Vic and Blade circle each other and then lock up in the middle. Blade gains the advantage and sends Vic into the ropes and then takes him down with a clothesline. Vic is quickly back to his feet. Blade tries for another clothesline but Vic ducks this one and then as Blade comes back off the ropes Vic hits a knee lift on Blade. Blade is also quick to get back up. Blade and Vic then lock up again and this time Vic manages to whip Blade into the corner. Vic follows that up with a clothesline in the corner. Blade slumps to the mat and Vic taunts him to get up. Blade slowly gets to his feet and Vic nails a superkick and then quickly goes for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Vic with the first cover of the match.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: Come on Blade, start the new winning streak tonight.

 

 

 

 

 

*Blade gets his foot on the rope and the ref stops the count. Vic pulls Blade back to his feet and then whips him into the ropes and on the return Blade tries for a cross body, but Vic catches him. Vic then drops Blade with a fallaway slam. He pulls him back up and then drops him down again with a death valley driver. Vic then locks in a single leg Boston crab. The ref asks Blade is he gives up, but Blade refuses. Blade struggles to crawl to the ropes. Vic adds the pressure, but Blade won’t tap and finally grabs the bottom rope. The ref forces Vic to break the hold.*

 

CY: These two young stars are putting on one hell of a match so far.

 

DS: Yeah, and when Blade wins you’ll see that Animal was only lucky enough to catch Blade on a bad day.

 

CY: We’ll see.

 

*Vic gets up and pulls Blade up, but as he does, Blade nails Vic with a low blow that went undetected by the ref. Vic doubles over in pain and then is dropped with a DDT by Blade. Blade then delivers a few stomps to the midsection of Vic before pulling him to his feet and whipping him into the ropes. As Vic comes off the ropes Blade nails a swinging neck breaker. Blade then climbs to the top rope and hits a moonsault from the top. He hooks the leg for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Blade with a great moonsault and now has the cover.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: Yes, he is going to win right here.

 

 

 

 

 

*Vasser kicks out and stops the count. Blade bangs the mat in frustration and holds up three fingers to the ref. The ref shows him two and Blade shows him one as he flips the ref off. He then returns his attention back to Vic who has slowly gotten back to his feet. Vic tries for a kick but Blade catches the foot. Then Vic goes for an enzigure but Blade drops the foot and ducks the enzigure catching Vic with a spinning heel kick to send Vic back to the mat. Blade then drops a leg over the chest of Vic and once again heads to the top rope. Blade then comes off with a frog splash attempt. However, Vic rolls out of the way just in time and Blade crashes to the mat hard.*

 

CY: Great timing by Vic on that one.

 

DS: He got lucky and moved out of the way because if that move would have connected that would be the end of Vasser for tonight.

 

*With both men down the ref begins the mandatory ten-count. 1……2……3……Both men begin to stir……4……5……Vic uses the ropes in the corner to pull himself up. Blade is quick to follow as well. Vic comes charging at Blade, but Blade catches his arm and hooks in an arm wrench before dropping him with the flowing DDT.*

 

DS: There it is, the Deafening Silence. And that is all folks.

 

*Blade hooks the leg for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

CY: Blade with a desperation Deafening Silence there may have the win.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: He has the win, this counting is all academic…trust me.

 

 

 

 

 

3……NO!!!!

 

*Vic manages to get the shoulder up just before the hand hit for the three count and the ref holds up two fingers signifying the two count.*

 

CY: That was a long two, almost three-count there.

 

DS: It was slow…this match should be over.

 

*Blade gets up quite furious and begins getting in the face of the ref. He is complaining that it was a slow count, but in this time Vic is starting to get his awareness back and pull himself up. Vasser finally gets to his feet just as Blade turns around from yelling at the ref and Vic nails an urange suplex on Blade.*

 

CY: REALITY CHECK!! REALITY CHECK!! REALITY CHECK!!

 

DS: This is not good.

 

*After hitting the Reality Check, Vic now proceeds to lock in the Texas cloverleaf.*

 

CY: He has the C-4 locked in and this could spell the end for Blade.

 

DS: No way, this match should be over…this is not fair.

 

*Blade is screaming in pain and has no where to go as he is in the middle of the ring. The ref asks Blade if he submits but Blade refuses to. He tries dragging Vic and reach for the ropes. He gets close to the ropes and starts to reach out. The pain is shown on his face as the ref keeps checking on him. Blade’s fingers almost touch the bottom rope when Vic drags him back to the center and keeps the pressure on. The pain is now too much to bear and Blade taps out emphatically. The ref signals for the bell.*

 

DING!! DING!! DING!!

 

*Vic releases the hold and holds up his arms in celebration as the crowd cheers him on.*

 

CY: What a great show of athleticism that was and Vasser walks away with his second big win here in his short time in the CeFWA.

 

*Blade finally gets to his feet and we can see that he is obviously in pain. He pulls Vic back into the ring as he is about to leave and extends his hand to him. Vic looks at the hand and then out to the crowd. The crowd has a mixed reaction and Vic decides to take the chance and shakes Blades hand.*

 

CY: What a great show of sportsmanship by Blade.

 

*The crowd cheers and Vic smiles. Vic then goes to leave again, but Blade doesn’t let go. Instead he yanks Vic in and drops him with another flowing DDT. He then yells at him and leaves the ring limping from the effects of the Texas cloverleaf.*

 

CY: What an ingrate, I can’t believe he just did that.

 

DS: Ha, and he who laughs last, laughs best.

 

CY: That was uncalled for.

 

DS: Hey wait a minute…I got word that there is a special guest arriving right now in the back.

 

*The scene switches to the back parking lot where we see a limo pulling up. The limo comes to a stop and the driver gets out and opens the back door. We wait for what seems like an eternity before someone emerges from the car. A man in a very sharp looking suit steps out of the car and adjusts his tie a little. He then reaches back into the car and pulls out a brief case. He then thanks the driver and heads into the building.*

 

CY: My God in heaven, do you know who that was Dave.

 

DS: Yes, what is he doing here?

 

CY: I have no idea; I mean he just has no right being in this building on THIS night.

 

DS: This can’t be a good thing can it?

 

CY: I think we’re about to find out…LOOK!

 

*At the top of the ramp stands the man in the suit who just exited the limo. He is carrying the briefcase with him and he walks to the ring. The crowd does not know how to react as he climbs the stairs and gets into the ring. He then calls for a microphone which Katie reluctantly gives to him.*

 

Man: Hello fans of the CeFWA. Some of you know who I am and some of you don’t. To those who know me, you know what I am all about. To those that don’t you will soon know me.

 

CY: Why is even out here, where the hell is Razor or security or something.

 

DS: Maybe he is supposed to be here?

 

CY: I sincerely doubt it.

 

Man: For everyone here who doesn’t know me, my name is Frank Taylor. I use to run another wrestling company called the CeWA. I have been keeping tabs on things here since I had to close down shop some six months ago. One of the wrestlers here walked away from that final show with the newest CeWA Title and that was the Canadian Title. That is right, I am talking about Ash. Now since coming here he has had to get it refurbished due to the antics of an asshole named Shady Mike. I like what respect Ash has done for the CeWA Canadian Title. He was the first champ and he has done so much even after the fed closed with this honour.

 

CY: Where the hell is he going with this?

 

DS: I dunno, but if he is an Ash fan…maybe it is a good thing he is back.

 

Frank: Tonight here in New York, Ash has the opportunity to become a double champion when he takes on Johnny Seven. I know Ash quite well and he is determined to win this match and I am confident he will end J7’s reign. In fact, I am so confident that I am going to allow Ash to put up the CeWA Canadian Title tonight and this match will be a title for title match.

 

CY: WHAT!?!?

 

Frank: Now I know what you’re saying, how can I come in here and make something like that. Well I will tell you. *Frank pulls a document out of his briefcase.* This here is proof that I still own every right to the Canadian Title from the CeWA. I can make matches and I can determine how and when it will be defended. So tonight in the Main Event it will be Johnny Seven putting up the CeFWA World Title against Ash and the CeWA Canadian Title…the winner will be a double champion and under my jurisdiction as much as the CeFWA’s.

 

DS: Yes, so Ash is going to be a double champion.

 

CY: I wouldn’t press your luck on that one.

 

Frank: So now that I have introduced myself and told all of you that Ash will win CeFWA World Gold and be a double champion, I am going to find myself a great set for the rest of the night.

 

*Frank tosses the microphone back to Katie, puts the document back in his briefcase, and leaves the ring. He walks up the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd and disappears behind the curtain.*

 

CY: Well it appears the Main Event has just gotten a little more interesting.

 

DS: It sure has.

 

*The scene switches to the back where we see a perplexed Shady Mike walking down the hallway. He stops in front of a door marked “Contour Cuzions” and opens it up.*

 

JC: What the hell do you want?

 

SM: Just to wish you guys luck for tonight’s Tag Title Match.

 

TC: Yeah whatever.

 

*SM shrugs and then goes to leave but then sticks his head back in.*

 

SM: By the way, I am still waiting for an answer.

 

*He then closes the door and heads out to the ring.*

 

CY: Well it appears Shady is still trying to be friends with the Contours.

 

DS: I think the Contours have smartened up and there is no way there going to be friends with that Slim Shady wannabe.

 

Chris: This next match is going to be a hellish affair.

 

Dave: I agree these hardcore matches are always tough.

 

Chris: Ok let’s get to the ring…

 

Katie Brazel: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is for the Hardcore Championship Title. It is one fall and a 60 minute time limit. Introducing first he stands 6’6” and hails from the Mean Streets of Richmond this is Shady Mike………….

 

<The arena goes dark as Role model by Eminem starts to play. A bright spotlight shines on the entrance way as Shady Mike makes his way to the ring. He gets to the ring and looks around at the crowd before entering the ring>

 

Katie Brazel: And his opponent is the current Hardcore Champion. He stands 6’4” and is from St. Johns Newfoundland. This is Animal………

 

<As "Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica begins to play 5 explosions occur at the wrestlers’ entrance in succession. The Animal then steps through the smoke wearing a plain black wrestling singlet with the shoulder straps pulled down. Around his waist is wrapped the CeFWA Hardcore Championship Belt and in his hand is aluminum, Louisville Slugger. His head is bent with his wetted hair hanging loosely around his head. He pauses for a moment until the singing begins then snaps his head up, flinging his hair back out of his face and glares at the ring. As the words, "I first produced my pistol..." can be heard; The Animal puts the baseball up to his eye and pretends to shoot it like a shotgun. For the next line, "And then produced my rapier." The Animal makes a cut throat sign, then charges the ring and slides in. He quickly chases his opponent out of the ring then bangs the bat off the ropes. The Animal then climbs the ropes and motions to raise the roof. He then leaps down and while strutting around the ring>

 

Chris: Wow does Animal look ready.

 

Dave: Yea I would hate to see him lose (With a Snicker)

 

Chris: Man, knock off the crap and call the match.

 

DING DING DING...

 

Both men circle each other looking for an opening, Shady Mike shoots for the leg and takes Animal down to the mat and follows up with a series of left hands to the head. Mike then grabs Animals head and slams it into the mat and he stands up and points to the crowd who cheers it approval. Animal stands and shakes his head as both men tie up, Shady Mike whips Animal into the ropes and hits him with a huge Clothesline, knocking Animal to the ground. He walks over to the fallen Animal who kicks Shady in the knee and punches him in the stomach before standing and kneeing Shady in the stomach. Animal gains the upper hand and tosses Shady to the outside of the ring. Shady stands up and pounds the apron in frustration and begins to walk away from the ring. Animal sees this and runs out after Mike, who sees this and runs around the ring. Animal sees that he can’t catch him so he stops and enters the ring. He begins to mock Shady by clucking like a chicken and strutting around the ring.

 

Chris: HAHA, look at that a new version of the chicken dance.

 

Dave: Damn it will he just get back in the ring.

 

Shady gets pissed and slides into the ring and immediately Animal attacks kicking Shady in the head and body. Animal pulls him up and drops him with a huge Belly to Belly suplex and he follows that up with an elbow drop. He points to the bat he brought with him and exits the ring to get it. He grabs the bat and climbs to the top rope and leaps off driving the bat into the head of Shady busting him open. Animal looks at him and laughs. He picks up Shady and whips him into the ropes and follows him and hits him in the stomach with the bat knocking him out of the ring.

 

Dave: Sweet we have blood…

 

Chris: Yea I bet Animal will soon be showing some crimson fluid…

 

Dave: I can’t wait.

 

Animal sees Shady clutching his stomach and gets an evil smile on his face. He runs into he ropes and comes back with a suicide dive through the top and middle rope. He picks up Shady and drops him Throat firsts. Animal goes to the Ring apron and leaps off towards Shady who moves as Animal strikes the steel barrier with the bat sending the bat into the crowd. Shady then chops at Animal before leaping the guardrail and heading into the crowd.

 

Chris: Where the Hell are they going?

 

Dave: I can tell you where I am going.

 

Chris: Where’s that?

 

Dave: TO Sleep!

 

Animal makes his way after Shady who picks up a chair and slams it into Animal who falls to the ground. Shady continues through the crowd and sees the exit. He heads towards it with Animal in hot pursuit. Shady gets to the exit and turns and looks for Animal, he sees him and throws the chair at him before exiting the arena area. Animal Follows him out and sees that Shady has disappeared All of a sudden we See Shady come flying off a Ladder that was set-up and he hits Animal with a double axe handle to the head. He then pushes the ladder on Animal and throws Animal through a door and into the kitchen area. Shady picks up a cookie sheet and slams it into Animals head busting him open. Shady rubs the blood across Animals face covering him with it. He sees a pizza cutter and goes to cut Animal who grabs his hand stopping Shady. Both men are fighting for the pizza cutter when Animal kicks Shady causing him to let go of it and he proceeds to cut Shady across the forehead causing the blood to run freely now. Animal goes to the sink and grabs a glass and slams it into Shady's face causing a few more cuts.

 

Chris: Man Animal is going to blind Shady.

 

Dave: Only if we are lucky.

 

Chris: Man you are evil…

 

Shady is grabbing for Animal but the blood is to think and he is reaching out with his left hand when Animal slams it with a frying pan causing Shady to scream in pain. Animal throws Shady to the ground and drags him across the floor and into a hallway. Animal picks him up and throws him into the wall as we hear a loud thud. They make there way down the hall and Animal throws Shady into the Ladies Bathroom causing a few women to scream and run out. We See Animal kick Shady and drop him on the floor as he runs the water and wipes off his face, when he turns around Shady kicks him in the groin and then spits in his face. Shady rolls on the floor and pulls him self up and slams Animal into a sink and then a stall door. He looks at Animal and tells him its time for a swim and proceeds to push Animals head into the toilet bowl and give him a swirly. Shady then pulls Animal out and drags him to the open area. He picks him up and Puts him over his shoulder and runs him into a tampon dispenser knocking it to the floor. He drops Animal and picks up a tampon and wipes the blood from his eyes. HE sees Animal move and kicks him in the stomach before throwing him out the door.

 

Chris: I guess you use whatever necessary to wipe away blood…

 

Dave: Yea they must have been super absorbent.

 

Animal is down and Shady goes for the cover…

 

 

 

ONE………………………….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO……………………………………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THR…………………

 

Kick out by Animal. Shady picks up Animal and throws him through a swinging door and into the main Lobby of the arena. He looks around and grabs a Fire extinguisher and slams it on the fallen Animal and then tosses it away. He again goes for the cover…

 

 

 

 

ONE…………………………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO………………………………………..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THRE……………………………………..

 

Animal gets a shoulder up as Shady slams his hand on the ground. Shady pulls up Animal and throws a fist at him but Animal blocks it and hits Shady with a left hand and then another punch with his right hand. Animal Picks up Shady at gives him a German Suplex into a hot dog push cart causing hot water to spill over Shady’s body. Animal picks up a hot dog and mashes it into Shady’s eyes and then pulls him to his feet and whips him towards the large glass doors. Shady stops and Turns around only to be driven through the doors courtesy of a spear from Animal. Both men are in pain and lying on the cold concrete. The ref starts to count them out…

 

ONE……………

TWO……….

THREE……….

FOUR…………

FIVE…………..

 

Animal starts to move and lays his arm across the chest of Shady……..

ONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO…………………………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chris: Kick out Mike! Kick out…………..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THRE…………………………….

 

Shady sneaks a shoulder up. Animal looks around and walks to a ledge and sees a flatbed tow truck below. He walks back to Shady and drags him to the ledge and places him on it. He jumps up to the ledge and places Shady between his legs and lifts him up and leaps off the Ledge and hits a Powerbomb onto the tow truck that is below the ledge as the crowd yells HOLY SH!T!  The ref makes his way down to them. Animal has not released the move and the ref starts to count…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ONE……………………….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO……………………………..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THREE……………………..

 

DING…DING…DING…..

 

Katie Brazel: The winner of this match and still Hardcore Champion ANIMAL!

 

Chris: I still can’t believe Animal would do that…

 

Dave: Well believe it because he did.

 

*All of a sudden, JC grabs Shady and nails the Last Call!*

CY: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

DY: I love it!

*JC goes for and nails a Johnnysault. Then he goes on the top rope!*

CY: Don't do it Johnny!

*Right when CY says that WHAM! JOHNNYEFFECT! TC then picks up the fallen Shady and gets the Breath Taker. Then he jumps on the fallen Shady and locks on the Contour Choke!*

CY: My good God! What in the hell are they doing?

DS: Beating RESPECT into him, that's what!

CY: What did he do to deserve this?

*JC grabs the mic and speaks while Tommy chokes Shady out! TC brings Shady down on to the mat, Tommy lying on his back with his legs wrapped around Shady to keep him from escaping!*

JC: Hey, Shady! Sorry we had to do this, but you left us no choice! You see, we don't need you any more! HELL, WE NEVER NEEDED YOU! I felt sorry for you. I thought we could help you, but not even God him self could help you! You rarely win, and when you do, you never keep the title for long! So Shady, our "friendship”.....IS.......OVER! SEE YOU IN HELL, YOU STUPID EMINEM WANN BE!

*TC let's go and the Contour Cuzions walk off like nothing happened. And all this time, The Animal was laughing! Shady is not moving when EMT's run down to help him!*

CY: What a sick, Heartless attack!


DS: It took balls, something Shady can only dream of! That's it; the Cuzions are my favorite team now!

 

CY: Well unfortunately we have to move on and up next is a huge match.

 

DS: Yeah we get to see the team that just came out here and kicked some ass, kick a little more ass.

 

CY: The Tag Team Turmoil Match is about to begin and why don’t you explain the process to our fans for a change Dave.

 

DS: Sure, two teams start off in the ring and when one is defeated another team comes out. Once all the teams are defeated in this manor the remaining team will be the Tag Team Champions.

 

CY: That is correct so lets got to Katie and find out who the first two teams are.

 

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