CeFWA Presents: A Tribute to the WWF

ARMAGEDDON

July 2, 2002

Hamilton, Ontario

 

*The arena goes dark and the opening of “Eat the Rich” by Fozzy hits the P.A. Fireworks stream down and explode all around the entrance way. “She’s no lady, she’s a bitch…” More fireworks go off from the ringposts and the crowd is cheering loudly as Chris Yankovic and Dave Scott come out from behind the curtain. They make their way to ringside and take their positions at the announce table. The crowd is going nuts in the Cobb Coliseum as the camera passes around the packed arena.*

 

CY: Good evening and welcome to Armageddon. I am Chris Yankovic and with me is my partner, Dave Scott.

 

DS: Yes, and what about our new opening theme there?

 

CY: Yes, thanks to Fozzy and Moongoose McQueen for providing us with our new opening theme, “Eat the Rich”.

 

DS: We have another announcement here tonight. Infest has been detained due to family matters and D-Money has lost his mind.

 

CY: Well, D-Money is no longer a part of the CeFWA. Infest will be out for a short while he attends to family matters, but will be back no doubt.

 

DS: So now we lose a match on the show.

 

CY: That is correct, however, I believe CEO Razor has found something to fill in the spot.

 

DS: What is that?

 

CY: I dunno; we’ll just have to wait and see. For now, let’s get right to the action with a Hardcore Number One Contender’s Match.

 

DS: Walker beat Paddler once and now she has him again. This is definitely a PPV of re-matches.

 

Katie Brazel: Ladies and Gentleman, the next match is scheduled for one fall and has 30 minute time limit and it is for the #1 contender ship spot for the Hardcore Title…First Making his way to the ring standing in at 6’7” this is the Black Paddler…..

 

(Blood Pollution" by Steel Dragon starts to play as The Razortron shows an empty canoe spiraling down into a whirl pool, then going black with the name "Black Paddler" appearing as the music starts. Flashes of scenes from previous matches are shown. Black Paddler comes out from backstage carrying a handmade wooden canoe paddle, taunting the crowd, getting cheered as he walks to the ring. Once in the ring he holds the paddle above his head with a spiral set up of blue pyros firing behind him to simulate a whirl pool.)

 

Katie: And his Opponent standing in at 6’8” this is "The One B*tch Army" Khrystal Walker…..

 

(Cherry Bomb by Joan Jett starts to play Alternating spotlights of cherry red and blue search the stage. On the jumbotron, a movie starts, displaying her nickname, The One Bitch Army. The tron shows her in shadows, posing, and showing off her huge physique. In between each pose, a cartoon cherry with a fuse for a stem is shown, with the fuse getting shorter each time it is shown. When the fuse runs out, the cherry explodes loudly, and a glaring blue spotlight, falls on Khrystal, dressed in her ring gear, wearing a large backpack in the shape of a panda. She around at the crowd then skips to the ring like a school girl. She hops over the top rope, hangs the backpack over her corner post, waves, shakes hands with the ref, and is ready for action.)

 

DING DING DING…

 

Chris: This is going to be a brutal match…

 

Dave: Hell no! Paddler is going to smack the crap out of the Freak of a woman…

 

Chris: Let’s see about that….

 

Paddler and walker stare at each other and go in for an elbow and collar tie-up with Paddler pushing Walker to the corner. We get a clean break as walker leaves the corner Paddler hits her with a kick to the gut, and follows up with an axe-handle smash to her back knocking her to the mat. Paddler walks around the ring holding his arms up. Walker begins to stand when Paddler runs and hits her with a boot to the head. Paddler picks her up and throws her to the outside of the ring….

 

Dave: What’s up with your girl now?

 

Chris: It’s earlier…

 

Paddler climbs to the outside of the ring and pulls Walker to her feet, walker seeing an opening pokes Paddler in the eyes and then kicks him in the crotch dropping him like a ton of bricks. Walker shakes her head and gets a steel chair and cracks Paddler over the head and upper body bending the chair in half. Walker rolls in to the ring and climbs the ropes; she leaps off with an elbow to the back of Paddler.

 

Chris: Yea go Khrystal; kick his @ss……

 

Dave: Man watch you damn Language…

 

Chris; Oh aren’t you the sensitive one…

 

Dave: Bite me let’s get back to the action…

 

Walker has picked Paddler up and tosses him over the railing into the crowd, she walks to the post and grabs her panda back pack and hops the rail after Paddler. Walker kicks Paddler and then pulls out a bull whips from her bag. The crowd goes nuts as she whips the back of Paddler and each time we hear a loud scream…

 

Dave: A bull whip, what type of kinky stuff is she into?

 

Chris: I don’t know but is has me hot!!!

 

Dave: GROSS!!

 

Walker finally stops whipping Paddler and wraps the whips around his neck and pulls it tight. The ref is on the spot and checks Paddler out. The ref raises his arm and he is still awake, Walker pulls Paddler to the exit and whips him into a steel door knocking Paddler thru it and into the ladies bathroom. We see a few women run out as Walker starts to go thru the door only to have Paddler kick it closed on her. Walker stumbles to her feet and walks thru the door looking for Paddler who is out of sight……

 

Walker: Come out where ever you are you piece of Crap!

 

Walker starts to open doors only to find the third one locked. She starts to kick it and while she does Paddler sneaks out of the 4th stall and kicks her in the side knocking her down. He picks her up and slams her head into a sink and then the mirror on the wall cutting Walker wide open…

 

Paddler: Oh wait I see you are bleeding maybe this will help…

 

Paddler picks walker up and runs her head first into a tampon machine putting a large dent into it and spilling tampons all over the floor.

 

Paddler: Oh well I guess not…

 

Paddler picks Walker up and tosses her out of the bathroom; He stands over her and stomps on her hands. He pulls her to her feet and hits a short arm clothesline. He walks towards and closed door and opens it and goes inside and comes out carrying a large pick axe.

 

Chris: Oh my god he is going to kill her…

 

Dave: Well it is a hardcore match…

 

Chris: This is out if line…

 

Paddler looks at the axe and walks towards Walker who is still out of it on the floor. He raises the axe over his head and swings down but Walker rolls to her left, and pulls off her back pack, While Paddler is trying to pull the axe from the ground Walker pulls out a bottle of hair spray and a lighter and hides them under her arm, Paddler gets the axe and again swings at Walker who rolls to her right and sprays a stream of fire at Paddler burning his arm. Walker slowly gets to her feet and bites the burnt arm of Paddler; the two warriors start to climb some stairs as they trade punches. Walker gets the upper hand and pulls out a coal miner’s glove and punches Paddler square in the temple knocking him down…

 

Chris: That’s what you call a left hand…

 

Dave: I call it a loaded Left Hand…

 

Walker finally pulls off the kendo stick from her back and beats on Paddler until drop lets of blood start to appear on his back and torso…Walker and Paddler finally make their way to the top of the stands and they are in the first row of the 2nd floor of the arena. Walker puts Paddlers Head on a chair and Slams the Kendo stick into it busting his ear up. Paddler is now bleeding from his ear and back. Walker pulls Paddler up and puts his head between her legs and sets him up for the cherry bomb. But she drops him and just tosses him down the stairs again and she turns to the crowd…

 

Walker: Be Right Back……

 

Dave: What the hell was that all about…..?

 

Chris: You got me……

 

Walker pulls Paddler back into the Arena and sets up a ladder and puts Paddler at the top, she then sees two tables and sets them up one on top of the other and starts to spray the hair spray on them...

 

Dave: She is not going to set those tables on Fire …

 

Chris: I hope not, that’s against the law in this state…

 

Walker then climbs the ladder and Punches Paddler again with the coal miner’s glove knocking his unconscious. She puts him on the top table and leaps to the floor. She pulls the lighter out of her pocket and lights BOTH TABLES on fire. The crowd chants HOLY SH!T

 

Dave: She is out of it…

 

Chris: I hate to agree but you are right…

 

Walker walks to the back and we see her reappear on the 2nd level as she looks down at the fiery blaze she steps to the Edge, looks down at Paddler who still hasn’t moved and Yells MUFF DIVE and in one quick motion leaps off and hits a HUGE Muff Dive crashing thru both tables with Paddler…

 

Dave: We need some help out here…

 

Chris: If anyone can hear us we need some sort of fire extinguisher or something before the flames get out of control...

 

The ref looks at the flaming pile of tables and counts …

 

 

 

 

 

 

ONE……..

 

 

 

 

 

TWO………..

 

 

 

 

 

THREE…………….

 

DING DING DING…

 

Katie: Your winner and the #1 contender for the Hardcore Title Khrystal Walker…

 

The ref pulls out Walker and Paddler from the flames both wrestlers are motionless as medics and fire personal come out to help these two people out…

 

DS: See, I told you Walker was the better wrestler here tonight.

 

CY: Well she now will get a shot at the Hardcore Title in the not too distant future. But moving on with the show we have the Tag Team Number One Contender’s Match coming up right now.

 

DS: Cut. That was terrible Chris.

 

CY: What are you doing?

DS: I am telling you to cut. You know stop acting…it is horrible.

 

CY: I see, you feel that this is The Directors match.

 

DS: That is right. ACTION!!

 

CY: Moving right along...

DS: Yes, what's next.

CY: Well, we've got what should be a terrific three-way dance to determine the new #1 contenders for the CeFWA tag team championship!

DS: Three-way dance? That's SO 1998.

CY: Well, what do you call it?

DS: A tri-death-mega-gore-super-deluxe-fest.

CY: Hmmm, yeah, I like three-way dance better.

DS: Why don't we just compromise with "triple-threat"?

CY: Yeah, alright, let's do that.

DS: So who's in this match, anyways?

CY: Don't you do any research?

DS: Nope.

CY: So what do you do when you're not at work?

DS: Drink, mostly.

CY: Uh-huh.

DS: Yeah, I roll out of the pubs and bars at about five in the morning and then sleep until about an hour before the cards... that's pretty much my life.

CY: Mmm-hmm. I'm jealous.

DS: Your sarcasm doesn't work on me, squeaky.

CY: Squeaky?

DS: Again, I ask; who's wrestling in the #1 contender's match?

CY: Well, it's gonna be Turbulance, The Directors and Freak Show.

DS: Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, okay... so where's The Nemesis?

CY: They're not in this.

DS: Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, okay... and what about The Downtown?

CY: They're not in it, either.

DS: Oh, okay, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm... and what about The Professors?

CY: ...they're the champs, Dave.

DS: ...right, right... the champs...

CY: Eug, anyways, let's just go to Katie in the ring.

DS: ...right, right...

KB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is to determine the new #1 contenders for the CeFWA Tag Team titles... first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... weighing in at a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Skarth and Heranin... FREAK SHOW!!!

(The lights go out in the arena. "Devil Without A Cause" by Kid Rock begins to play over the PA. Mist starts to fill up the entranceway. Razortron comes to life showing a raging inferno. The fire parts to show the following words with music in red.

You knew that I was coming 'cause you heard my name

But you don't know my game and never felt my pain

Can't read my brain but you read my lips

And got scared when you heard that I was coming with hits

Now don't even trip, be a man instead

Give thanks I'm alive when I should be dead

I'm in the red 'cause my mind's distortin’

People claimin' that they know me, but they only know a portion

I'ma move mountains and touch the sun

Don't get scared now, you knew this day would come

So hold your bids, all bets are closed

And fuck all you hoes

As the chorus hits pyro shoots from both sides of the ramps. Green and Yellow spotlights fill the arena. Through the fog and the mist out walk Skarth and Heranin, Freak Show. They stand on the ramp surveying the crowd. Skarth throws his arms up and down in the air to pump the crowd up. Heranin flicks his hair back, puts his arms into the air and screams. Staring into the camera catching his white eye. They both march towards the ring. Skarth slides under the bottom rope. Heranin steps over the top rope. Skarth then taunts the crowd from the top rope as Heranin stands below with his arms over his chest.)

CY: They look ready.

DS: You always say that. When does a team NOT look ready to you?

CY: ...well... nevermind.

KB: ...next... from
Hollywood, California... weighing in at a total combined weigh of 415 pounds... with Ms. Mallory... Mr. Showtime and Mr. Showbiz... THE DIRECTORS!!!

(The entier place goes dark and the Razortron turns on and an old fashioned countdown for old films appears. It counts down from 5......4......3......2.....1... DIRECTORS! The whole lights up with massive golden fireworks and pyros. Mr. Showtime and Mr. Showbiz walk in and raise their arms in the air and receives massive boos but they still smile and laugh. 2 men come out of the back and are carrying a bundled up red carpet. They throw it down the aisle and Mr. Showtime and Mr. Showbiz walk down the red carpet, very cocky like and they take some signs and rip them up. They go up to the ring , wipes their feet before entering and climb to the top rope of separate corners and do a Tazz like pose, then jump of the top rope and do a Kurt Angle dance.)

CY: Holy shite! Look at Ms. Mallory!

DS: ...I think I need to go to the bathroom.

CY: You just went before we went on the air! Sit your ass down!

DS: Yeah, but it's not for that...

CY: Aw... gross! You're ruining this for me!

KB: ...and finally... from
Surrey, British Columbia... weighing in at a total combined weight of 481 pounds... Acid Burn and Power Surge... TURBULANCE!!!

("Cocky" by Kid Rock hits over the PA. The lights cut, and three Kane/Booker T type flames explode at the top of the ramp. Lights come back on, and there are Power Surge and Acid Burn. They don't bother with showboating and make their way to the ring.)

CY: They look...

DS: Ready?

CY: ...maybe I DO say that too much...

DS: Alright, they're all in the ring now, let's get this thing started.

(The lights go out and the opening chords of "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd hit over the PA. as soon as the short solo is over, the song cuts right to the chorus. Synchronized with the music's sudden roar, pyro jets shoot out from the stage and out walk Ben Ada and bon "Quicksilver" Everett, The Nemesis.)

DS: Oh, what the hell is this? Why are these losers out here?

CY: I don't know, but it looks like they're coming our way.

DS: They're not coming our way; trust me.

(
Ada and Everett quickly walk down the ramp, staring down the men in the ring. Their expressions are both focused and mocking. Ben and Bon smile at the men in the ring as they walk to ringside, grabbing seat and headphones for commentary)

CY: Good evening, Mr. Everett and Mr. Ada.

DS: Huh. Kiss-ass.

Bon Everett: Actually, no, Dave, it's a sign of respect.

Ben Ada: But you wouldn't know anything about respect, would you?

BE: And for that very reason, we've decided that for the entire time we're out here, your name will be Dick.

CY: I like it.

DS: You shut up. So why are you guys out here?

BE: Checking out the competition.

BA: Yup. Looks like we'll be checking out Acid Burn and Skarth first.

*In the ring, Skarth and Acid Burn are standing facing each other while everyone else is getting out of the ring. The bell sounds, and both men lock up. They struggle, but Skarth manages to push AB away. AB stumbles back and Skarth comes at him, hitting a standing dropkick to the face that knocks AB back and through the ropes to the outside. Skarth starts towards the ropes, but the referee stands before him, trying to keep him away. As Skarth is dealing with the ref, Power Surge, in the corner, pulls himself up from the ring apron to the top turnbuckle. He launches himself from the top with a missile dropkick that hits the distracted Skarth in the back, knocking him forward. The ref scrambles out of the way, as Skarth falls on his feet.*

CY: Whoa, whoa... It's been twenty seconds and already there's some trouble in the ring.

*Almost immediately, Heranin hops over the rope and into the ring. He throws himself at Power Surge and takes him down with a football tackle. With Surge down, Heranin hops to his feet and runs to the ropes. Skarth, who has managed to get back up in this time, is also running off the ropes. Skarth and Heranin connect with Power Surge in the middle of the ring at the same time; Skarth dives for PS's lower legs, while Heranin executes a flying body tackle. Power Surge tumbles in mid-air before hitting the mat face-first.*

DS: Holy crap!

CY: What teamwork here by Freak Show!

BA: Yeah, but Turbulance can pull off some nice teamwork, too...

BE: ...and Acid Burn has snuck back up onto the top turnbuckle.

*Acid Burn launches himself from the top turnbuckle, hitting both Skarth and Heranin with a cross-body block. Both fall backwards to the mat, with AB on top. AB jumps to his feet and runs off the ropes. He catches Heranin, the first one up, with a hurricanrana that takes him down and over, to the outside. He then runs to the ropes behind him, runs, and executes a suicide dive over the top rope onto Heranin on the outside*

DS: Holy crap! What smart wrestling here by The Directors... they haven't gotten involved yet at all!

BA: My sentiments...

BE: ...exactly.

BA: Bon, stop it!

CY: Stop what?

BA: Oh, uh... nothin, forget it.

*In the ring, Skarth is up, leaning into the corner. Power Surge is up on his feet, rebounding off the ropes. Skarth makes a sudden rush forward and ducks a clothesline from Power Surge, instead hitting PS with a spear that send the weigh of his body shifting so fast, he slams backwards onto the mat. Skarth covers.*

1...


















2...

No!

*Mr. Showbiz is in to make the save. As Skarth gets up to face him, Mr. Showtime is coming off the ropes. When Skarth is on his feet, he's knocked down again by a Mr. Showtime dropkick. Mr. Showbiz then grabs him, pulls him up and drops him again with a Northern Lights suplex. Meanwhile, Power Surge is getting to his feet, only to get kicked in the mid-section. Mr. Showtime pulls him in and lifts him up in a gut-wrench suplex, then brings him down hard. Mr. Showbiz covers Skarth, while Mr. Showtime covers Power Surge.

1...












CY: A double pin!

DS: It's over!

BE: It's not over.









2...


SKARTH KICKS OUT!







NO!

DS: Eh, two and a half. But it only takes one fall this match.

CY: What's happening with Heranin and Acid Burn?

BA: They're still fighting over here by the ring post.

*Acid Burn rams Heranin into the ring post. The ref, who's lost all control, is allowing the match to dissolve into a street fight. Back in the ring, Mr. Showtime picks up Power Surge and tosses him over the ropes. He and Mr. Showbiz then turn their attention to Skarth. They whip into the ropes, and as he bounces off, they both hit him with sidekicks.*

DS: The Action!

BE: The what?

BA: The action. We'll have to study that.

*Mr. Showbiz makes the cover.*

1...













CY: Is this it?

BE: No.

BA: How do you know?

BE: Oh, I have my ways.








2...

















3...NO!

CY: Well, that WAS close.

BE: Yeah, but...

*Mr. Showbiz picks Skarth up and holds him as Mr. Showtime runs to the ropes. At the ropes, however, Acid Burn is waiting on the outside and he grabs Showtime's feet, taking him down to the mat. Acid Burn then pulls Showtime to the outside, where power Surge is waiting to double team him.*

CY: Nice teamwork here by these teams.

DS: ...yeah. Thanks, Michael Cole.

BE: Shut up, Dick.

BA: Yeah, Dick, don't be so critical.

*On the outside, Power Surge and Acid Burn are double teaming Mr. Showtime, while in the ring; Mr. Showbiz pulls Skarth into a reverse DDT. He drops him with it, and makes the cover.*

1...












CY: Is this it?

BE: Nope.











2...








NO!

DS: Two and a half. Damn.

Mr. Showbiz gets up to figure something else out, but is met by Heranin, who has gotten back up and is on his feet in the ring. Heranin grabs Mr. Showbiz by the throat, lifts him, and drops him with a devastating chokeslam. Skarth gets to his feet and Heranin pulls Mr. Showbiz up, lifting him into a gorilla press. He then slams Mr. Showbiz down to the mat. Skarth immediately grabs at the fallen Mr. Showbiz and pulls him up off the mat. He wraps his arms around Mr. Showbiz and puts him down with a swinging neck breaker.
Heranin runs off the ropes and drops an elbow onto Mr. Showbiz's chest. He covers.

1...












DS: Don't tell us.

BE: Fine.











2...
















3...NO!

CY: Eh, close...

DS: Did you know that was gonna happen?

BE: Of course.

DS: Bull.

BE: If you don't wanna believe me, then don't ask the questions, Dick.

*On the outside, Acid Burn has climbed up onto the ring apron. Power Surge drops Mr. Showtime with a full-nelson slam to the concrete. AB then moonsaults off the apron onto PS, who catches him, changes his momentum and then powerslams Acid Burn onto Showtime.*

DS: That's their finisher!!

CY: And it's on the outside.

BA: What a shame. Heh, heh...

*Back in the ring, Skarth and Heranin are taking turns beating on Showbiz. Skarth moonsault off the turnbuckle in the corner, and comes down onto Showbiz hard. He covers*

1...













BE: He's got it!!

DS: Really?

CY: Does he?









2...
















BE: Psyche!

3... NO!!

CY: Oh... well, it was very close.

BA: Yes, but "close" won't win the match.

*Power Surge and Acid Burn roll Mr. Showtime into the ring, and for the first time, all six men are active in the ring. With both members of The Directors down, Power Surge and Acid Burn attack Skarth and Heranin. PS takes Skarth down with a dropkick, while AB tries to take Heranin down with a cross-body. Heranin catches him, however, and drops Acid burn with a fallaway slam. Power Surge drop kicks Heranin, but Heranin side-steps the move, and PS falls to the mat. Heranin walks forward and drops an elbow, but Power Surge moves and Heranin misses. Power Surge is the first to his feet and is met with Skarth who grabs him and executes a running bulldog. Mr. Showtime and Acid Burn both get to their feet, but Heranin smashes them with a running clothesline which knocks both of them down again. Skarth covers Power Surge.

1...













CY: Could this be all?

BE: Who knows?

CY: ...no, I'm actually asking. Is this all?









2...









BE: Who can say, Chris?

BA: Heh, Bon.





3...

NO!!

CY: Oh, so close!

DS: Not close enough.

BE: Nope.

BA: Not even.

*Before Skarth gets to his feet, Mr. Showtime gets up and surprises Heranin. He locks him in for a belly-to-back suplex, which he hits. As Skarth gets up, he sees Mr. Showtime up and comes at him with a clothesline, but Showtime ducks it. Skarth connect with the turnbuckle instead. Power Surge, Acid Burn and Mr. Showbiz all climb to their feet. The two members of Turbulance come at Showtime with a double clothesline, but he ducks that, too, and runs to the opposite ropes. Showbiz comes from one of the corner and spears Power Surge as comes off the ropes, knocking him to the outside. Acid Burn continues off the ropes towards Showtime, but accidentally collides with Heranin. Heranin stumbles back. Showtime grabs the top rope and holds it down, and Heranin falls right over and to the outside, barely missing Ms. Mallory, who's standing directly beneath the ropes. Skarth is right there, however, and quickly rolls Showtime up.

1...













CY: What a match!

BE: Are Freak Show the team to beat?

BA: We'll see!

DS: Pleaseendthematch, pleaseendthematch, pleaseendthematch...








2...
















3...

WAIT, NO!!!

BA: So very, very close!!

BE: Mr. Showbiz made the save.

DS: So who's left in the ring?

CY: Acid Burn is down, Skarth, Mr. Showtime and Mr. Showbiz are all still up, Power Surge and Heranin are down and out on the outside.

*Mr. Showbiz pulls Skarth off of Mr. Showtime, but Skarth responds with by pulling hi feet out from underneath him. He then gets to his feet, with Showbiz beneath him and locks his feet in for a sharpshooter.*

BA: It's kinda risky to go for a submission move in a tag match...

BE: Leave him alone, Ben.

DS: Yeah, Ben.

BE: Shut up, Dick.

*Acid Burn, who has just gotten to his feet, sidekicks Skarth in the head. Skarth is stunned to the point that he lets go of Showbiz's legs and falls onto AB. Acid Burn sets HIMSELF up for an Impaler, but instead lifts Skarth over him, leans back and slams him down into a pinning combination.*

BE: That's his finisher!

1...













BA: It could be over, finally!












2...




















3...

NO!!!

BE: Mr. Showtime makes the save.

*Showtime pulls Acid Burn up and off. Acid Burn has no time to react and is whipped into the ropes. When he comes off, Showtime catches him and behind him, Showbiz reaches up and together they slam Acid Burn down with a 3D-like move.

DS: The Director's Cut!!

*Showbiz rolls over and covers him.*

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CY: Is this it?

BE: No.

DS: What do you mean, "No"? Surge is down, Heranin is down, Skarth is down!!

BE: I said no.









2...

















3!!!

DING, DING, DING

BE: Hey, whadda ya know, I was wrong.

CY: It's over!

DS: Yes, YES!!

KB: Here are your winners... THE DIRECTORS!!!

BE: Well, guys, it's been great... see you around.

BA: Bye, Chris. Bye, Dick.

*
Ada and Everett get up from the announcing table and walk towards the ramp. As Power Surge rolls Acid burn out of the ring and The Directors celebrate, Freak Show are checking for injuries on the outside of the ring. Ada and Everett pass them.*

Ada: Great work tonight, guys!!

Everett: See ya Tuesday!

DS: What jerks? I think I might like them eventually.

CY: Yeah, I am sure.
That was an amazing match and The Directors managed to somehow win in their directorial debut.

 

DS: It was as easy as one, two, three Chris.

 

Chris- What a great pay per view so far. I have a feeling there will be more surprises to come. Don't you think Dave?

 

Dave- I surly hope so. We need to liven this up a little?

 

Chris- I think it's going great and pretty soon it will get better.

 

Dave- Yeah your right, when we see Achilles become the new CeFWA World Champion.

 

Chris- Only time will tell. Let's go to Katie.

 

Katie- Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the CeFWA Hard-core Title...........introducing first, the challenger hailing from parts unknown, standing at six foot four inches tall and weighs two hundred and eighty pounds........here is Mack 'The Knife Taylor!!!!

 

*The Heretic Anthem by Slipknot begins to play and Mack Taylor makes his way down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope.*

 

Dave- Well he looks confident, a little.

 

Chris- I'm sure this will be a good match to watch, I mean look......its hard-core rules.

 

Dave- Yeah your right Chris.

 

Katie- And the champion.....hailing from Toronto, Ontario, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, standing in at six foot three inches, he is none other than the CeFWA Hardcore Champion.......Ric Blade!!!!!

 

*The lights go out. A countdown is heard...

8..

7..

6,6,6..

5..

4..

3..

2..

1..

Just then flames burst up from the entrance stage as Ric Blade is seen standing at the entrance while Slipknots "Heretic Anthem" blasts on the P.A. Ric slowly makes his way down to the ring, scanning the fans with his red eyes. He climbs into the ring, and takes a seat in one of the ring corners.*

 

Chris- Ok that was a little weird, both men have the same music to walk down to the ring?

 

Dave- Don't ask me, I just work here.

 

Chris- Odd, odd indeed.

 

Dave- Well let's watch as the match begins.

 

-DING-DING-DING-

 

[Ric and Mack circle the ring looking at each other and then lock up in the middle of the ring. Both men struggle to overcome each other until Mack shoves the knee into the mid-section of Ric. Ric doubles over and Mack slams him in the back with a double ax handle. Ric hits the mat and rolls over holding his back. Mack begins to kick at the midsection of Ric and then picks Ric up to his feet. Mack picks Ric up and body slams him back down. Mack then slides under the bottom rope and starts digging under the ring. Mack pulls out a stop sign, a kendo stick, a sledge hammer, a chair, a table and a garbage can. Mack tosses all that in the ring and sets the table up outside of the ring. Ric gets to a knee and Mack slides back in. Ric quickly gives Mack a right arm but Mack reverses it and gives Ric a hard right hand.]

 

Dave- Looks like Mack is on top of his game tonight.

 

Chris- This is true, the Hard-core champion will have to work a little harder if he wants to walk out the champion.

 

[Mack whips Ric to the ropes and gives him a big boot to the face. Ric falls to the mat and Mack picks up the garbage can. Mack raises the can high in the air and slams it down on the side of Ric. Ric crawls around holding his side as Mack slams the garbage can back down again. Mack quickly covers.]

 

1.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KICKOUT

 

[Mack picks Ric up and tosses him in a nearby corner. Mack walks over and picks up the sledge hammer and raises it up. Mack walks over and pulls it up as Ric desperately kicks Mack in the gut. Mack drops the sledge hammer and Ric runs up with a DDT. As Ric drops Mack with the DDT, Mack's head hits the sledge hammer handle. Mack bounces up and lays there motionless as does Ric. The ref. looks as they lay there.]

 

Dave- Did you see that? I think Mack is knocked out.

 

Chris- To bad Ric is out as well, cause he could have the match won right now.

 

Dave- Ric has a little bit of movement but Mack is just laying there.

 

Chris- Maybe Ric can make this cover and get the win. This is seriously starting to get close.

 

Dave- I agree Chris, I thought it was Mack all the way, but one little move has changed all that now.

 

[Ric rolls over slowly and throws his arm over the top of Mack and lays there tired and exhausted.]

 

1.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thr.....KICKOUT!

 

Dave- WHAT?

 

Chris- Mack is still alive!!!

[Ric rolls off holding his head in disbelief, Mack still lays there with his shoulder up. Ric sits up with a shocked look on his face and begins to get up. Ric reaches over and picks Mack up to his feet. Ric gives him a hard right hand, then another. Mack then staggers back, bounces off the ropes, and Ric picks him up in a body slam position and drops down with a back breaker. Ric walks over and picks up the chair and lays it down on the face of Mack. Ric then walks over and climbs to the top rope.]

 

Chris- What is Ric doing??

 

Dave- Going to the top rope stupid.

 

[Ric fly's off the top rope with a missile drop kick, kicking the chair into the face of Mack. Mack rolls around holding his head as Ric the crawls over quickly for the pin.]

 

1.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thr... KICKOUT

 

Dave- Ric can't keep Mack down

 

Chris- What does Ric have to do?

 

[Ric gets up furious and picks Mack up as well. Ric whips Mack to the ropes and Mack comes back for a high back body drop, but Mack fly's over the top rope and through the table. The crowd begins to chant.]

 

*Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!*

 

Dave- DID YOU SEE THAT?

 

Chris- Oh yeah, that was good stuff from Ric.

 

[Ric takes his time getting out of the ring and down to the floor. Ric walks over and places his foot on the chest of Mack and raises his arms up high as the ref. begins to count.]

 

Dave- This is it, Ric is still the CeFWA Hard-core Champion....I see it now.

 

Chris- Yep your right Dave.

 

1.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thr....KICKOUT

 

Chris- WHAT?

 

Dave- Damn the Taylor sure is stubborn.

 

Chris- A tough guy though none the less.

 

[Ric is furious and picks Mack up to his feet. Ric begins to walk up the ramp and they get to the top. Ric walks over to the edge of the stage and let's Mack stand there staggering and dazed. Ric walks back about three steps.]

 

Dave- What is Ric doing now?

 

Chris- I don't know but he is crazy for trying this.

 

[Ric begins his running start and Mack drops down and high back body drops Ric down through a table set up on the concrete below. The crowd then begins to chant again.]

 

*Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!..Holy Shit!*

 

Dave- Oh my god, Mack may have just ended Ric's career. Someone call the EMT's.

 

Chris- Oh my god, this is some match.

 

[Mack staggers down the ramp and stops a moment to catch his breathe. Mack then begins to make his way toward Ric by walking down the side of the ramp and around to the table Ric went through. Mack reaches down and digs through the wires and cables that covered Ric. Ric comes up from behind with a chair shot and Mack stumbles over the table and next to some crates. Ric walks over and pulls the crates over and they land on Mack's chest. Ric then goes for the cover.]

 

Dave- That isn't fair!

 

1....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.....

 

Chris- Ric did it! He won!

 

Dave- No, he cheated, those crates are too heavy to even lift.

 

-DING-DING-DING-

 

Chris- It's hard-core rules though Dave.

 

Dave- It don't matter Chris, it wasn't fair. Mack can't kick out if something is holding him down like that.

 

Chris- Ric is just smart, that's all.

 

Dave- No, Ric couldn't keep Mack down, that's what it was.

 

Katie- And the winner of this match and STILL CeFWA Hard-core Champion........RIC BLADE!!!!!

 

Dave- Man that was a bum way to win.

 

Chris- I thought he did a good job myself.

 

*The arena then goes dark and a red maple leaf appears in the center of the ring. “I am Canadian” belts over the P.A. as Razor makes his entrance at the top of the ramp. The crowd begins singing along as Razor makes his way to the ring with a microphone in hand. He climbs into the ring and the crowd goes nuts as he walks around the ring one time. He then holds up his hand, silencing the crowd.*

 

Razor: Good evening Hamilton. *Crowd cheers loudly.* Well, until recently I have been absent a lot due to injuries suffered in the IEA. Well, my home away from home is currently closed, but it seems to me that an influx of IEA talent has found their way to the CeFWA. Sometimes called the sister fed to the IEA. Well that suits me just fine. IEA Titles have been worn by such athletes as Walker, *A mixed reaction from the crowd.* Deth *Boos come from the crowd at the mention of this name.* and Achilles. *A loud chorus of boos can be heard.* Now this has been OK’d by the front offices, but you know there is another reason I am out here tonight. You see Deth has recently made it known that he supports what the Dark Syndicate stand for. Well, as many of you know there has been a force to rise up against them…The Powers That Be. I am happy to say that when I heard that Johnny Seven and Rizzo had decided to put aside old rivalries to come together for this common good, I was elated. Deth will get his in time, I promise him that. *The crowd cheers at that announcement.* Now…the big reason I am out here at this time. Tonight we had to cancel a match, but that doesn’t mean the show is going to be shorter. I spoke to some people and tonight we have a special performance by a musical group. That group is none other than…The Barenaked Ladies!!!

 

*The crowd goes nuts as Kevin Hearn, Ed Robertson, Steven Page, Tyler Stewart and Jim Creeggan make their way down to the ring. All of them wearing a shirt that looks like the Canadian Flag.*

 

Razor: Well yesterday was Canada Day and after some celebrations I was able to talk BNL to come down here and perform a song for us. So I am going to leave and let them do their thing.

 

*Razor leaves the ring as they get set to play for the fans here at the Cobb Coliseum. They begin playing and the crowd goes nuts as it is “If I Had a $1000000” <<click here to here song>> The crowd cheers loudly and then as BNL leave the ring they shake hands with fans at ring side.*

 

CY: WOW…what a great surprise by Razor here tonight.

 

DS: I have to admit, that was pretty good.

 

CY: But anyways, we have to get on with the show and next we have the Tag Title Match between the Professors and Shadowless End.

 

DS: I have this to say…NEW Champions tonight. Dark Syndicate is going to walk away with all the titles in hand tonight.

 

KB: This next match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the CeFWA Tag Team Championship. Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of five hundred and seven pounds, representing the Dark Syndicate, Dante and the CeWA Canadian Champion Bakuryu…SHADOWLESS END!!!

 

*A Loud laughter is heard through the arena. What seems to be someone laughing quickly transforms into a hysterical person. A lightning bolt strikes on the entrance stage, setting fire to it. Out of it come Bakuryu and Dante, Shadowless End. They go straight forward, Dante looks at no one and Bakuryu looks around him, like a paranoiac. They both get in the ring and Bakuryu sits down in a corner laughing while Dante goes to different turnbuckles, raising his arms in the air and insulting fans.*

 

KB: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and thirty-eight pounds, representing The Powers That Be, they are the current CeFWA Tag Team Champions, Rizzo and Sean DuBose…THE PROFESSORS!!!

 

*"Circles" by Incubus kicks in and as the high hat comes in the white lights flicker. As the guitar fades in & out smokes rises from the entranceway. As the main guitar riff kicks in the lights go out... then the drums hit and BAM red & yellow pyros blast from the entranceway. Rizzo & Sean emerge from the wall of smoke with Heidi between them. Sean is carrying his hockey stick, Bitchboy, and Rizzo has his arm around Heidi. All three make their way down to the ring.*

 

DING!! DING!! DING!!

 

*Rizzo and Baku start things off in the ring.*

 

CY: Well these two have faced each other in the past and it was quite heated.

 

DS: Yeah well I think this time the odds will be in favor of the Dark Syndicate.

 

*Rizzo and Baku lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Baku gains the advantage with a side headlock. Rizzo backs into the ropes and shoves Baku off into the far ropes. Baku comes off the ropes and is taken down by a shoulder block. Baku springs back up and Rizzo takes him down with a vicious clothesline. Baku stands again and Rizzo this time drops him with a DDT.*

 

CY: This match is off to fast start.

 

DS: Rizzo is going to regret that.

 

*Rizzo then pulls Baku up and whips him into the rope and nails a standing dropkick. Rizzo then springs up to the top rope and waits for Baku to stand. As he does Rizzo flies off the top with a missile dropkick. The dropkick connects and Baku slams to the mat. Rizzo crawls over and makes the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Rizzo with the first cover of the match.

 

 

 

 

 

*Baku kicks out before the two-count.*

 

DS: Baku is too tough for that.

 

*Rizzo pulls Baku up and goes for an irish whip. Rizzo then catches Baku with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Rizzo then brags Baku and slams his head into the top turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope. He then executes a perfect tornado DDT. Rizzo then gets back to the top and nails a frogsplash and stays on for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Rizzo trying to get the quick win again.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

*Baku kicks out and Rizzo is quickly up and pulls Baku near The Professors corner. Rizzo then tags in Sean who takes Baku in hand and then allows Rizzo to climb to the top rope. Sean picks Baku up and holds him in a suplex position as Rizzo delivers a missile dropkick knocking Baku down harder with the suplex. Sean then floats over for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

*Dante comes running into the ring.*

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

*Dante breaks up the count. Rizzo then comes back in but is stopped by the ref. The ref forces Rizzo back into his corner allowing Dante to get a few cheap shots in on Sean. Dante first delivers a low blow to Sean and then drops him with a DDT. Sean gets back to his feet only to be nailed by a superkick. Dante then drags Baku near their corner and slaps his hands together. The ref turns around and signals that the tag is legal.*

 

CY: Dante didn’t even tag in legally.

 

DS: The ref said it was fine.

 

*Dante pulls Sean up and scoop slams him back down to the mat. Dante then goes off the ropes and drops an elbow to the sternum of Sean. Sean clutches his chest and then is yanked up to his feet by Dante. Dante hoists him up and delivers a stalling vertical suplex. Dante floats over for the pin attempt.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: What great strategy by Dante.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Sean kicks out with authority.

 

*Dante gets up and goes to pull Sean up, but Sean wraps him into an inside cradle.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: What a move by Sean, playing possum.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

*Dante manages to free himself from the pinning combination. Sean and Dante then both get to their feet. Dante charges at Sean but Sean ducks the clothesline attempt. Sean then grabs Dante on the way back into a neckbreaker. Dante is then pulled up to his feet and whipped into the ropes. Both men go for a clothesline and nail each other. Both men are down and the ref begins his mandatory ten-count. 1……2……3……Both men begin to stir……4……5……Rizzo is ready and waiting for the tag……6……7……8……Dante makes the tag to Baku. Baku comes in but Sean makes the hot tag to Rizzo. Rizzo drops Baku with a right hand. Dante then comes in and tries his chances with Rizzo, but Rizzo drops him too. Rizzo then turns and drops Baku a second time. Then Sean gets back up and he and Rizzo level Dante with a clothesline sending him over the top rope and to the ground below. Rizzo then whips Baku into the corner and tags Sean back into the match. Rizzo sets Baku up on the top rope as Sean runs from the opposite corner. Rizzo then executes a back body drop on Sean, only Sean lands in position for a hurricanrana on Baku. Sean then nails a top rope hurricanrana. Sean then hooks Baku’s leg for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: WHAT A GREAT MOVE BY THE PROFESSORS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

*Dante makes it to his feet on the outside and sees what is happening in the ring.*

 

 

 

 

 

3……NO!!!!

 

*Before the ref can make the three-count Dante drags the ref out of the ring. The ref yells at Dante as do Sean and Rizzo. The ref slides back into the ring as Sean and Rizzo turn their attention back to Baku. Sean pulls Baku up and Rizzo goes back to the corner. Dante grabs a steel chair from the outside. Sean goes for an irish whip, but Baku manages to reverse it and send Sean into the ropes. As Sean bounces into the ropes, Dante nails him with the steel chair. Rizzo drops down and begins chasing Dante up the ramp. Sean, clutching his back, stumbles right into the Psycho by Baku. Baku then climbs to the top and nails the 360 rounding splash.*

 

DS: LOOSE NUT!! LOOSE NUT!! LOOSE NUT!!

 

CY: Who do you think you are? J.R.?

 

*Baku then hooks the leg for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: Yes, new champs…

 

 

 

 

 

*Rizzo sees the pin on the big screen and turns back towards the ring.*

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Here comes Rizzo…

 

 

 

 

 

*Dante comes running back down the ramp with another steel chair in hand.*

 

 

 

 

 

DS: Here comes Dante…armed and dangerous…

 

 

 

 

 

*Just before Rizzo can slide into the ring, Dante nails him with the steel chair.*

 

 

 

 

 

3!!!!

 

DING!! DING!! DING!!

 

DS: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

KB: Your winners, and NEW CeFWA Tag Team Champions…Bakuryu and Dante…SHADOWLESS END!!!

 

CY: Those cheating little bastards.

 

DS: Remember…kids watch this show.

 

CY: The Professors were robbed and this is total B.S.

 

DS: Heh…the best team won and things are looking good for Dark Syndicate…job 1 has been accomplished.

 

*Baku and Dante celebrate their victory as they head up the ramp. Suddenly, they are both nailed from behind by a steel chair.*

 

DS: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!!!

 

CY: WOW, Jack Roberts just nailed both members of Shadowless End with a steel chair.

 

*Roberts yells something at the two of them and then runs off into the crowd before the rest of Dark Syndicate can respond.*

 

CY: Jack Roberts trying to make a name for himself here just attacked the new Tag Team Champions.

 

DS: He should be careful what he does…or he won’t live long enough to make a name for himself.

 

CY: Well folks, this next match is going to be a doozy. I mean the only Turmoil Matches we have seen here in the CeFWA were tag team ones.

 

DS: That is right and tonight we will see the first ever singles Turmoil match.

 

CY: The way this works is two wrestlers will start off in the ring. Once one is defeated the next wrestler will come out and face the winner. This is a random order with a draw that was held earlier tonight.

 

DS: You have to say this, that whoever draws numbers 1 and 2 are at a slight disadvantage.

 

CY: You could be right, but we shall see.

 

KB: This next match is a Turmoil Math for the CeFWA International Title. Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington and weighing in at two hundred and thirty-seven pounds…SHAWN CHRISTIAN!!!

 

*The arena goes dark.....RAAAWWW!!!! The lights in the arena flash with every drum beat as Shawn Christian makes his way to the ring with looking straight down at the ground.  Shawn rolls into the ring, takes a look around, and takes a seat at the top of one of the turnbuckles.*

 

KB: And his opponent, from Lyminge, United Kingdom and weighing in at three hundred and twenty pounds…DAN “LUMBER” JACK!!!

 

*"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" From Monty Python hits. Dan walks to the ring waving to crowd with one hand, a sign with his family business in the other.*

 

DING!! DING!! DING!!

 

CY: Well this turmoil match is under way.

 

*Dan and Shawn circle each other in the ring. Shawn then extends his hand to Dan and they shake. They then lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Dan uses his size advantage and forces Shawn into the corner. The ref tells them to break it up and they do. They then meet in the middle of the ring again and lock up in another collar and elbow tie-up. Again Dan uses his size advantage and forces Shawn into a corner. Again a clean break is made and the two once again exchange a handshake. They circle each other and then close in again, but this time Dan kicks Shawn in the gut and then delivers an irish whip into the ropes. Shawn springs off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt from Dan. Shawn goes off the ropes again but Dan was ready and drops Shawn with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.*

 

CY: Great action to start off this turmoil match.

 

DS: I dunno, maybe. But I am waiting for Brood, and then things will seriously start to pick up.

 

*Dan hooks the leg for the first cover of the match.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 


CY: Dan with the first cover.

 

 

 

 

 

*Shawn gets the shoulder up before the two-count is reached. Dan pulls Shawn up and whips him into the ropes again and then takes him down with a perfect hip toss. Dan then goes off the ropes himself and drops an elbow down. However, Shawn rolls out of the way and Dan hits the mat hard. Both men get up, Dan holding his elbow. Shawn then grabs Dan and whips him into the ropes and then nails a dropkick. Shawn picks Dan up and then drops him with a Manhattan drop. As Dan doubles over in pain Shawn nails a swinging neckbreaker. Shawn hooks the leg for a cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Shawn makes the cover.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: Dan just kicked out; looks like these two really want this match.

 

CY: They should…it is after all for the International Title.

 

*Shawn gets up and pulls Dan with him. He then goes for an irish whip, but Dan reverses it and sends Shawn hard into the corner. He then follows that up with a clothesline that drops Shawn to the mat. Dan then pulls Shawn up by the throat and motions for the chokeslam. Dan brings Shawn up and slams him to the mat.*

 

CY: Great power demonstrated by Dan there.

 

DS: Not bad.

 

*Dan then hooks the leg for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Dan has the cover.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: This match may be moving on now.

 

 

 

 

 

3……NO!!

 

*Shawn managed to get his foot on the rope. Dan bangs the mat in frustration, but then re-hooks the leg for another cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Dan trying again.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: I think he has him here.

 

 

 

 

 

*Shawn gets the shoulder up and breaks the count. Dan pulls Shawn to his feet this time and then proceeds to deliver a Canadian Backbreaker. Dan once again tries for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: Man, how many times does he have to try and win this?

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Perhaps this is the final time.

 

 

 

 

 

3……NO!!!!

 

*Shawn once again manages to get his shoulder up.*

 

DS: I can’t believe this.

 

CY: What resiliency by Shawn.

 

*Dan gets up and leans in one of the corners with a look of shock and surprise on his face. Almost as if saying, what more do I have to do. He pulls Shawn up and delivers an irish whip and goes for a clothesline. However, so does Shawn and they collide in the middle of the ring with a double clothesline. With both men down the ref begins a mandatory ten-count. 1……2……3……Both men begin to stir……4……5……Dan starts to use the ropes to pull himself up……6……7……This gives Shawn time to recover a bit……8……Dan gets to his feet stopping the count and he goes to pull Shawn fully up to his feet. Dan then goes for an irish whip, but Shawn reverses the irish whip into a short arm clothesline. Shawn then pulls Dan back up and delivers a quick kick to the gut and then hooks in for his own version of the DDT.*

 

CY: FREEFALL DDT!!!

 

DS: Man, I think he just knocked Dan out with that move.

 

*Shawn makes the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Dan really hasn’t moved; I hope this isn’t serious.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: I think Dan may be really hurt there.

 

 

 

 

 

3!!!!

 

DING!! DING!! DING!!

 

CY: Well Shawn has moved on, but what about Dan’s condition.

 

DS: Here comes the EMT’s.

 

*Shawn helps the EMT’s get Dan on to the stretcher. Dan shakes Shawn’s hand as the EMT’s wheel him off.*

 

CY: Well at least Dan has some movement that is a good sign.

 

DS: Yes, but no Shawn has to concentrate on whoever is next.

 

KB: The next opponent hails from Brentwood, New York and weighs in at two hundred and forty-five pounds…PAIN!!!

 

*Bodies by Drowning Pool starts to play and the arena lights go out. A white spotlight comes on and Pain emerges from the back carrying a bottle of water that he drinks from. He walks to the edge of the ramp and Pours the water on his head and throws the bottle down. He walks down the ramp hitting himself in the chest and arms. He gets to the ring and stands and looks at the crowd, before sliding under the bottom rope and walking around staring at the crowd. He stops in the middle of the ring as a series of explosions go off around the ring. He then looks right at a very tired Shawn who waits for Pain to make a move.*

 

CY: These two look about to rip each other apart.

 

DS: That is fine by me.

 

*Pain and Shawn circle each other in the ring when Shawn suddenly extends his hand to Pain. Pain looks at the hand then up to the crowd who are cheering for him to shake it. He looks at Shawn and then the hand…Pain then shakes Shawn’s hand. The two then continue circling each other. They lock up, and Pain gains the advantage over a tired Shawn. Pain whips Shawn into the ropes and then connects with a roundhouse kick. Shawn goes down hard and Pain goes quickly to pick him up. Pain then executes a face first russian leg sweep. Pain then makes the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Does Shawn have anything left in the tank.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: Shawn looks to be gone now as well.

 

 

 

 

 

3……NO!!!!

 

*Shawn manages to get the shoulder up off the mat before the three-count. Pain then pulls Shawn back to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Shawn ducks the clothesline attempt and then goes off the ropes again. Shawn then hits Pain with a running neckbreaker. Shawn then executes a running leg drop on Pain and stays on for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Shawn makes the cover on Pain.

 

 

 

 

 

2……Kickout!!!

 

*Pain manages to kick out right at two. Shawn then tries to pull Pain up, but Pain hooks him and pins him with an inside cradle.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Shawn manages to get out of the pinning combination. Pain then gets to his feet a shade faster than Shawn. Pain grabs him in a fireman’s carry position and then drops him with a spinning neckbreaker (ala Brock Lesnar). Pain then hooks the leg for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Pain just hit the X-Acution and that could be it for Shawn tonight.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: I think you’re right.

 

 

 

 

 

3!!!!

 

DING!! DING!! DING!!

 

CY: Pain has now moved on and we are down to their being only 3 competitors left in this turmoil match.

 

KB: The next opponent hails from Montego Bay, Jamaica and weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds…JACK ROBERTS!!!

 

*"Jolly Roger" by Adam and the Ants hits and Roberts walks to the ring as his music plays, then grabs the top ropes and flips into the ring acrobatically.*

 

CY: Jack is really focused here tonight and he means business.

 

DS: Hey, you know this means Brood drew the best number…last.

 

*Pain and Roberts lock up and Pain gains the advantage with a side headlock. However, Roberts backs up into the ropes and shoves him off. Pain goes of the far ropes and on the return he is dropped by DDT. Roberts wastes no time and drops an elbow down, followed by another. Roberts than pulls Pain up and whips him into the ropes again and then nails a standing dropkick. Roberts springs up to the top rope and waits for Pain to stand up. As Pain gets to his feet Roberts flies off and nails a missile dropkick. Roberts then bounces off the ropes as Pain gets to his feet and takes him down with a facecrusher. Pain hits the mat hard and flips back over onto his back. Roberts then goes of the second rope with an Asai Moonsault and hooks the leg for the pin.*

 

CY: WOW…what a great move by Roberts. Sheer determination.

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: He did seem like he was intent on beating Pain.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: I think Pain has been taken out of this one right here.

 

 

 

 

 

3!!!!

 

DING!! DING!! DING!!

 

CY: Well Roberts come out strong and will now face Brood for the International Title.

 

DS: And Brood is well rested, so this should be a fast match.

 

KB: And introducing next, he is from New York City, New York and weighs in at two hundred and eighty-nine pounds, he is the current CeFWA International Champion and a member of Dark Syndicate…BROOD!!!

 

*The lights go completely black and then "Keep Away" by Godsmack starts playing as the lights get a little brighter as a light fog rolls through the area. Brood soon emerges from the back area, slightly immersed in the fog, walking down the aisle a little hunched over and with a mean look in his eyes. His arms are held tightly to his body with his wrists pressed against his chest. This gives him the appearance of being very cold. He completely ignores the crowd as he heads down the ramp, his eyes completely fixated on the task at hand.*

 

CY: Well this should be a good one…Jack has been waiting for this opportunity for a while.

 

DS: What? To lose to Brood.

 

CY: Shut up.

 

*Brood and Roberts circle each other in the ring. They lock up and Brood backs Roberts into a corner where the ref calls for the break. A reluctant Brood let’s up. They come to the middle of the ring and lock up again. This time it is Roberts who manages to back Brood into a corner. Again the ref calls for the break and Roberts does so immediately. Brood takes this opportunity to cheap shot Roberts with a sucker punch. This gives Brood an opening which he exploits.*

 

CY: What a cheap shot by Brood.

 

DS: No, intelligence.

 

*Brood begins opening up on Roberts with right hands. The ref keeps telling Brood to open the fist up. Finally, the ref grabs Brood’s hand and warns him that he will be disqualified. This is the opening that Roberts needed to get back into this match. Roberts spins Brood around and drops him with a DDT. Roberts then begins lacing into Brood with a flurry of fists. The ref begins to count…1…2…3…4…Roberts stops and pulls Brood to his feet and whips him into the corner. Roberts goes for a splash, but Brood sidesteps and Roberts crashes into the corner hard. Brood then waits for him to stumble out and then drops him with a neckbreaker. Brood then pulls him up to his feet and drops him down with a Death Valley driver. Brood then hooks the leg for the cover.*

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Brood with the cover here.

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

DS: DAMN!!!

 

*Roberts kicks out. Brood slams the mat in frustration and yells at the ref. Roberts gets up and stands right behind Brood who is arguing with the referee. Brood turns around but ducks the punch from Roberts and shoves him into the ref. The ref goes down and Brood takes this opportunity to go outside the ring. Brood shoves the timekeeper out of his chair and folds it up.*

 

CY: What the hell is Brood up to?

 

DS: I believe it has been said once before…by any means necessary.

 

*Brood slides back into the ring with the chair and raises the chair above his head to strike. But Roberts has regained his composure and nails a spinning heel kick on the chair and back into Brood’s face. Brood drops the chair and stumbles back. Roberts gets up as Brood resets himself and picks up the chair. Roberts charges at Brood with the intention of spearing him. However, Brood gets the chair up and Roberts slam into the chair and falls to the mat. Brood then pulls Roberts up by the throat and delivers the double choke lift bomb.*

 

DS: HOLY HELL BOMB!!!

 

*Brood makes the cover, however, the ref is still out.*

 

DS: This is not fair, Roberts took out the ref and now he can’t count the three.

 

CY: It is Brood’s fault the ref is out.

 

*Brood gets up and walks over to the ref to try and revive him. This allows Roberts to get to his feet and signal to the crowd for the Skull and Crossbones. The crowd begins to cheer and Brood turns around.*

 

CY: Yes, Roberts just nailed Brood with the chair and now is executing the Skull and Crossbones.

 

DS: This isn’t fair.

 

*Roberts then hooks they leg for the cover. The slightly revived ref crawls over and begins a slow count.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CY: Roberts has the cover.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DS: This is BULLS**T!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3!!!!

 

DING!! DING!! DING!!

KB: Your winner and NEW CeFWA International Champion…JACK ROBERTS!!!

 

CY: Roberts has done it. He has become the new International Champion.

 

DS: He cheated this is wrong.

 

*Roberts celebrates like crazy with the belt and runs around the outside of the ring high-fiving all the fans. Once he does that he grabs a mic and rolls back into the ring with the belt over his shoulder.*

Roberts: “Looks like the Dark Syndicate has lost a belt. Well isn’t that just damn careless! I guess they’re not much of a threat after all. Doesn’t really bode well for Achilles later on does it? Oh and just in case you missed the match, the following person has won the
International title belt.

Jack Roberts.

That is all”

*He passes the mic back to Katie and runs up the ramp high-fiving more fans and exits.*

 

KB: The following contest is a submission only match and it is for the CeFWA World Championship!! Coming to the ring first he is the challenger. He comes to us from Athens, Greece and he weighs in at 240 pounds... ACHILLES!

[The arena goes dark when "Wake Up" By Rage Against the Machine plays. A few seconds into the song at the first loud blast of the bass red pyros go off and Achilles walks out of the back. The arena lightens slightly with a pale light and only red light on the stage shining on Achilles. Achilles makes his way down the ramp as the lights go normal.]

KB: And his opponent hails from
Orlando, Florida and he weighs in at 275 pounds. He is the current reigning CeFWA World Champion... Johnny SEVEN!!

[The lights dim to dark and a fountain of sparks flow from the side of the entrance. The words "Johnny Seven" are seen on the Razortron and Name of the Game by Crystal Method blast through the speakers. The music plays for a few seconds and Johnny walks out as soon as the words begin to kick in*

Listen all you mother f*ckers..............

*Johnny holds his title up with pride and the crowd cheers. Johnny smiles and walks down the ramp as the next verse kicks in.*

That's the name of the game..............

*Johnny reaches the ring and slides in through the bottom ropes. Johnny walks to the center of the ring holding the title up high. The crowd goes crazy and Johnny pulls away his pants and takes off his shirt and gets ready to start the match. As his back is turned Ach attacks J7.]

DS: Achilles is getting off to a quick start!

*Ach grabs J7 and he lands several punches. Ach whips J7 into the opposite corner. Ach charges but J7 charges out and meets Ach with a big clothesline. Ach gets back up and J7 hits another. Ach rolls under the ropes to the outside. J7 goes to the ropes but Ach grabs him by the ankles and he drags J7 to the outside. Ach lands a few punches before driving
J7's face into the apron. Ach scoops J7 up and he slams him on the concrete. Ach lifts J7 up and he lands a European uppercut. Ach grabs J7 and he executes a snapmare. Ach lands a big kick to J7's back.*

CY: Damn that could be heard throughout this arena!

*Ach rolls J7 over onto his stomach. Ach hooks the legs with his and he grabs J7's arms Ach leans back and he puts J7 into a Mexican surfboard. As Ach pulls back the ref asks if J7 gives but the answer is no. Ach pushes J7 off and rolls out of the way causing J7 to hit the concrete. Ach gets to his feet and he lifts J7 to his feet. Ach tries to whip J7 into the steel steps but J7 reverses it ending Ach back first into them. J7 walks over to Ach and he boots him in the gut. J7 lifts Ach up and he vertical suplexes him to the concrete. J7 stands up and he stomps on Ach. J7 lifts Ach up and he slams him back first into the apron.*

CY: J7 is really working that back over.

*J7 picks Ach up and he rolls him into the ring. J7 follows and he immediately drops a double axe handle down onto Ach's back. J7 picks Ach up and he whips him into the ropes. J7 slams Ach down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. J7 keeps Ach on his knee, pushing down on his legs and neck.*

DS: Damn that looks like it hurts.

*The ref asks Ach if he gives up but Ach refuses. J7 drives an elbow into Ach's midsection then he drops him to the mat. J7 lands a few boots to Ach's rib. J7 picks Ach up but Ach lands a low blow. Ach boots J7 into the mat and he hits a DDT. Ach lifts J7 up and he lands several rights. Ach whips J7 into the ropes and he connects with a standing dropkick. Ach picks J7 up and he backs him into a corner. Ach grabs the middle ropes and he rams his shoulder into J7's midsection several times. Ach lifts J7 up and he sits him on the ropes. Ach climbs up and he takes J7 down with a superplex. Ach gets up slowly and he rolls J7 over. Ach slaps on a bow and arrow submission.*

CY: Both men are really going for the submission win early.

*Ach pulls back but J7 is using his strength to try to get to the ropes. Ach pulls back more and J7 screams in pain, but he refuses to give up. Ach pulls back more but when he sees it's useless he lets go and slams a forearm down on J7's ribs. Ach lifts J7 up and he executes a gutwrench suplex. Ach rolls J7 onto his stomach. Ach sits J7 up, puts his knee into J7's back, grabs J7's arms and he pulls back. Ach pulls back more as the ref checks on J7. Ach pushes his knee further into J7's back and he causes J7 to scream in agonizing pain. Ach pulls back but J7 starts to rock left and right. J7 rocks out of the hold. Both men get up and Ach charges but J7 ducks, sending Ach over the ropes and to the floor.*

DS: Well, Achilles just flew but too bad his landing wasn't as pretty as the flight.

*As Ach lies still on the floor J7 starts to regroup in the ring. J7 gets up and he climbs out of the ring. J7 picks Ach up and he takes Ach down with a dragon screw. J7 lifts Ach's leg up and he slams it knee first into the concrete. Ach clutches his knee as J7 kicks it. J7 lifts Ach up and he drops Ach with a shinbreaker. J7 stomps on the knee a couple more times. J7 grabs Ach's leg and he applies a standing leglock. Ach grabs his knee and he screams in pain but Ach doesn't give in. J7 wrenches the leg a little more but Ach refuses to give up. J7 releases the hold but not the leg. J7 drops a knee right into the hamstring. J7 yanks the leg, trying to hyperextend the knee. J7 picks Ach up and he sweeps his leg, taking Ach right back down. J7 grabs Ach's leg and he starts to apply a figure four but Ach kicks him off, sending J7 face first into the steel post.*

CY: Achilles, with a desperation move, may have just turned this thing around. But let's see if his knee will hold up after that brutal attack by the champ.

*After a minutes both Ach starts to get up, but it's obvious he's in pain. Ach walks over to J7 and he drops an elbow across the back. Ach gets up and he lands another elbow drop. Ach picks J7 up and he executes a backbreaker. Ach rolls J7 onto his stomach. Ach puts his foot on J7's back and he grabs J7's arms. Ach lifts J7's arms up while pushing down with his foot. J7 yells as the ref checks to see if he's ok. J7 doesn't give up and Ach pulls the arms back more. The ref keeps asking J7 if he gives but the answer continues to be no. Ach stomps on J7's back and he pulls back more. J7 still refuses to give in.*

DS: J7 ought to cut his losses and give up before he gets injured. That'd be the smart thing to do.

*Ach finally gives up on the hold and he stomps one more time onto J7's back. Ach picks J7 up and he rams him back first into the steel guardrail. Ach does it again. Ach wraps his arms around J7 and he applies a bearhug. Ach jerks J7 right & left, trying to make J7 submit. J7 hits an ear-ringer but Ach doesn't let go. J7 lands a punch but Ach squeezes
harder. J7 hits another ear ringer and this time Ach loses his grip. J7 headbutts Ach and Ach lets go. Ach runs at J7 but J7 counters with a drop to hold. J7 applies an ankle lock submission on the injured leg. J7 twists the ankle over and over but Ach doesn't give in. J7 slams the leg knee first into the concrete before letting go. J7 picks Ach up and he
rolls him into the ring. J7 follows closely. J7 kicks Ach in the injured leg, but J7's back is hurting as well. J7 picks Ach up and he whips him into the corner. J7 charges and he crushes Ach with a corner clothesline. J7 wraps Ach's leg around the middle ropes and he uses it to inflict more damage. J7 pulls back as Ach screams. Ach rakes J7's eyes. Ach rushes out of the corner but J7 counters with a knee to the bread basket. J7 rolls Ach to his stomach. J7 applies an Indian deathlock. Ach yells in pain as J7 uses his arms to push up for more leverage. Ach tries to inch to the ropes but J7 pulls him back to the middle of the ring. The ref asks is Ach gives but Ach keeps saying now. J7 cinches back a little more causing Ach to scream out louder. Ach starts to roll from side to side. J7 tries to stop Ach from reversing the move but ach finally rolls j7 over turning the hold into a figure four on J7. J7 yells as Ach pulls back and jerks J7's leg. J7 gets himself to the rope and he grabs, but Ach won't let go. The ref has to force Ach to let go of the hold.*

CY: Achilles needs to learn how to follow the rules.

DS: Why? He can't be DQ'd or anything.

CY: True.

*Ach gets to his feet but his knee is bothering him even more. Ach limps over to J7 and he picks Johnny up. Ach whips J7 into the ropes and Ach hits a spinebuster. Ach holds on to the legs and he turns J7 over into a
Boston crab. Ach pulls back and he sits on J7's back. J7 tries to get to the ropes but he starts to fade out. Ach pulls back some more and J7's head starts to fall. The ref checks J7's arm as he sips into unconsciousness. 1........... 2................ thre NO!! J7's arm stays up and Ach's can't believe it!*

DS: Damn it!!

*J7 starts to wake up and he pulls himself to the ropes. J7 grabs the bottom rope but once again Ach doesn't let go. The ref pulls Ach off which causes Ach to threaten the ref. The ref & Ach get in a shouting match as J7 starts to recover. J7 gets up and as Ach turns around J7 boots him in the gut. J7 slams Ach down with a powerbomb. J7 grabs Ach's legs and he slaps on a sharpshooter. J7 pulls back with everything but Ach doesn't give in. J7 pulls back more and then he unravels Ach's legs. J7 slaps on a
Boston crab. J7 pulls back as Ach desperately tries to reach the ropes. J7 pulls Ach to the center of the ring and he locks the move in more. J7 leans far back but Ach doesn't give up. J7 jerks back one more time then he lets go. J7 rolls Ach around and he puts Ach into a figure four. J7 starts to punch Ach's knee as ach clutches it in pain. J7 jerks back a few times to really cause more damage. J7 holds on to the hold as Ach keeps telling the ref he doesn't give up. J7 lets go of the figure four and he lifts Ach up. J7 applies a standing dragon sleeper. J7 pulls back as Ach tries to kick out of the move. J7 drops a big club of an arm across Ach's chest. J7 pulls back more yet Ach still won't give up. J7 finally drops Ach with a reverse DDT. J7 rolls Ach over and he puts Ach in a camel clutch. As J7 pulls the chin back Ach yells in pain but he still will not give up. J7 leans back some more but Ach shakes his head no to the ref. J7 lets go and sleeps on a crossface hold. J7 pulls back on the neck again but Ach still isn't giving up. J7 jerks back several times but still no submission from Ach. J7 keeps pulling Ach but he just can't get Ach to give up. J7 lets go and he drags a hurting Ach to his feet. J7 boots Ach in the gut and he goes for a ¾ neckbreaker but Ach pushes J7 off and into the ropes. J7 bounces off and he kicked in the gut bending him over. Ach bounces off the ropes and he hits a kneelift sending J7 stumbling. Ach bounces off the ropes again but this time J7 boots him in the gut and he hits the 3/4 neckbreaker.*

DAMN IT!! Ach disrupted the Deadly Seven but somehow that damn J7 completed it!

*J7 falls to the mat out of exhaustion as Ach is out cold on the mat. J7 uses the ropes to get to his feet. J7 picks ach up and he goes to whip him into the corner but Ach reverses. Ach charges and he nails a corner spear. Ach backs up again and he charges but J7 gets out of the way and Ach hits the corner face first. As Ach stumbles backwards J7 slaps on a Katihajime Submission Hold. J7 pulls Ach to the middle of the ring and he takes Ach down while keeping the hold on. J7 has the move locked in but Ach keeps saying no to the ref. J7 adds more pressure and Ach starts to fade in and out. Ach's eyes close and the ref checks his arm. 1.............. 2.................. 3!!*

CY: J7 WON!! J7 WON!!!

 

*Suddenly Deth comes out to the top of the ramp and appears to be waiving to the back. Then the rest of Dark Syndicate comes running out. Brood, Baku and Dante swarm J7 in the ring. Deth disappears into the back and then gets tossed back out as The Professors come running down to the ring to help out their fallen comrade. Ach starts to move again as The Professors try to even things up. However, the beating J7 and the profs already had tonight. Ach finally manages to get to his feet and helps his stable mates to fend of The Powers That Be.*

 

Chris: "This is getting out of hand; where are the officials? Why can't they regain order here tonight?"

As the action continues both in and around the ring we see Brood stomping his foot into Rizzo's chest alongside the retaining wall near the ramp. Bakuryu and Achilles are attacking J7 in the far corner of the ring, and Dante and Sean Dubose are exchanging blows near the French announce table, Suddenly the lights go out WHAT ARE YOU BLIND?" Music begins to play, as Red fire works erupt along the side of the stage. the "Driz" logo appears on the Big Screen (a red side profile of a wolf with a half maple leaf and the word DRIZ written inside it), In a matter of seconds the lights come up and Driz is seen standing at the top of the ramp area. Achilles takes a long look at Driz and then directs Bakuryu towards the ramp. As Bakuryu exits the ring he grabs a chair and begins to run towards Driz with the chair in hand, Driz confidently begins to walk down the ramp and greets Bakuryu with a big boot to the face. Driz does not stop walking down towards the ring his eyes ever focused on Achilles.

Chris: "Oh my God it'd Driz! Driz has arrived in the CEWA!"

Dave: "What the hell is he doing here? He's going to ruin everything"

Seeing Driz arrive at the ring area Brood spins him around and takes a swing at Driz. Driz blocks the punch and drives his knee into Brood's midsection; Driz then grabs him by the hair and throws him over the retaining wall into the crowd. Again Driz does not slow down and continues to make his way to the ring and towards Achilles. Achilles Stops beating on J7 and shares a stare with Driz who by now is making his way over the top rope into the ring. Dave: "This could be great these two like each other about as much as I like you Chris."

Chris: "Oh please, These two are going to finish what was started back in the IEA..."

Achilles seeking to gain the upper hand on Driz takes a run at him attempting to clothesline Driz. Driz ducks under Achilles arm and turns around to watch him returning off the ropes, dropping to one knee Driz punches Achilles hard in the midsection slowing him down and causing Achilles to double over a bit. Driz mutters something to Achilles and sets him up for the End of the World; The crowd now erupts in a chorus of cheers as Driz hoists Achilles up over his head into the Crucifix position. Driz holds him up there for what seems to be a minute as the crowd cheers and cameras flash around the building. Driz then drops the IEA Champion to the ground with great force.

Dave: "Holy Sh*t I heard that kid was strong but... he held him up there for ever!"

Chris: "Driz is back and he means business."

The show ends with a close up shot of Driz standing atop Achilles, his eyes ever focused on Achilles as he lay flat on his back.

 

~~CREDITS~~

 

Match 1: Mike Muratore

Match 2: Vance Gillis

Match 3: Eric Dreher

Match 4: Raymond Provencher

Match 5: Raymond Provencher

Main Event: Jay Flanders