*Powerman 5000's "Bombshell" hits as the arena goes dark and then orange and red strobes flash all around. Chris Yankovic and Dave Scott make their way to the ring and the crowd roars as pyros shoot up from the entranceway. As the camera pans the crowd we see many signs "ROLE MODEL", "CONTOUR CUZIONS", "CLASS DISMISSED" and "DETH IS A CROOKED COMMISH" are just a few of the many colorful signs.*

Chris Yankovic: Welcome to the first ever CeFWA PPV...HALLOWEEN RAMPAGE!!

Dave Scott: Tonight we will crown our first World Champion and a new International Champion.

CY: Well I think Shady Mike will have a few things to say on that...but without further delay let's get this thing started.

KB: Introducing first from Ottawa, Ontario, weighing in at 225 lbs...CANADIAN MISSILE!!!

The lights go dim and then I am Canadian begins to play and Red pyros go off on either side of the entrance. Then a red spotlight in the shape of a maple leaf appears on the curtain and The Canadian Missile appears. The red spotlight follows The Canadian Missile to the ring and then the lights come back up. (mixed reaction).

CY: Well this man is looking for his first win here in the CeFWA.

DS: Well good luck to him. He has a tough first opponent.

KB: And his opponent from New York City, New York, weighing in at 289 lbs...BROOD!!!!

The lights go completely black and then "The Brood" by C Murder & Magic starts playing as the lights get a little brighter as a light fog rolls through the area. Brood soon emerges from the back area, slightly immersed in the fog, walking down the aisle a little hunched over and with a mean look in his eyes. His arms are held tightly to his body with his wrists pressed against his chest. This gives him the appearance of being very cold. He completely ignores the crowd as he heads down the ramp, his eyes completely fixated on the task at hand. (Crowd boo's).

The ref signals for the bell. DING DING DING

The two men lock up in the middle of the ring. Brood overpowers Canadian Missile and tosses across the mat with authority.

DS: Look at the strength by Brood.

CY: Oh wow he is beating on a rookie. He's a big man now.

Canadian missile gets up and charges Brood. Brood elevates him in the air though and drops him face first.

DS: And a nice press slam.

Brood looks into the crowd and laughs as the crowd boo's back.

CY: There is no need for cockiness here.

DS: Brood can do anything he wants. Look at his size.

Canadian Missile is slow to get to his feet. As he stands Brood grabs his neck with two hands and lifts him up.

DS: This may hurt.

Brood drops Canadian Missile with authority.

DS: HOLY HELL BOMB!!!

CY: What strength by Brood.

Brood covers...

1..................

2...................

3...............

DING DING DING

KB: Your winner by pinfall BROOD (Crowd boo's)

CY: Well was that even a match.

DS: No it was a squash.

Brood looks down at Canadian Missile and laughs, before leaving the ring.

CY: Well Brood will get what's coming to him.

DS: Whatever you say!!! Now lets move on to our next match.

(The scene switches backstage, where Red & Black is taking a sip from a water cooler, resting his arm on the large jug of water. Suddenly, all three members of the Brotherhood arrive on the scene, staring at Red & Black, who becomes startled when he sees all three men).

Red & Black: Uhh, what do you guys want??

Scotty Sorrow: Ya know R & B, you've been bad mouthing the Brotherhood for far too long, and it's about time someone taught you a lesson...

(Red & Black gives him a blank stare, and merely raises his cup to take another sip. As he does this, Brood swiftly swings his right hand to Red & Black's face, causing the cup of water to drop from R & B's hands, and R & B to stagger back).

Brood: You don't seem to understand what we're saying. The Brotherhood is going to make an example of you, so that everyone else in the CeFWA will realize that we're no laughing matter.

(Ash cracks his knuckles and nods his head up and down).

Ash: You see, the Brotherhood backs each other up. So when you mess with one of us, then you're messing with ALL of us, and that's something you DON'T want to do!!

(Suddenly, all three men charge toward R & B, knocking him onto the ground. They start pummeling him with their fists and boots, until R & B can barely move. Then, they lift him off the ground and Brood and Sorrow position the jug of water on the ground. Ash lifts R & B up and delivers the Burnt Plunge, right onto the water jug, which bursts open and spills water everywhere!! Once again, the Brotherhood lifts up R & B and Ash moves off the scene. When he returns, he seems to be holding a clump of barbed wire!! He lays it on the ground, and Brood and Sorrow give R & B the Ravage Raid right onto the barbed wire!!! Again, the Brotherhood lifts up R & B, who is covered in blood and can barely stand on his own two feet. The Brotherhood grab R & B and send him flying right through a nearby pane of glass, which shatters completely!!)

CY: This is absolutely sick!! How can these men live with themselves after what they've done to Red & Black??

DS: Because they're the Brotherhood, that's why!! They're my favorite faction too, ya know...

CY: For some reason I'm not surprised.

Chris Yankovic: Well, coming up next is the much anticipated Hardcore Title match between our champion, Johnny Contour, and one of the newest additions here in the CeFWA in "The Unborned" Xion.

Dave Scott: I'd say. I can hardly wait for Xion to dethrone that no good Contour. He's a detriment and a disgrace to the sport and that belt.

Chris Yankovic: Johnny Contour? One of the fiercest competitors in the sport?

Dave Scott: If you say so.

Chris Yankovic: Well I do. Let's get down to Katie Brazel and get this one under way.

Katie Brazel: The following contest is for the CeFWA Hardcore Title!!!! Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... standing at 6'7" and weighing in at 312 lbs... "THE UNBORNED" XION!!!!!

(Crowd gives a mixed reaction: **********)

(All the lights turn black. Blue lights then start to flash as "Stain of Mind" hits the P.A. system. Xion comes out of the curtain. He slowly walks to the ring, then climbs on the apron. He then enters the ring by flipping over the ropes. As he gets to the middle of the ring, fire comes out of each turnbuckle. He then raises his arms in the air and the crowd
explodes with a mixture of jeers and cheers.)

Dave Scott: Now there's a man who looks like champion material... hardcore that is.

Katie Brazel: And now, from Halifax, Nova Scotia... at 6' even and weighing in at 195 lbs... our CeFWA Hardcore Champion... JOHNNY CONTOUR!!!!!

(Crowd cheers: ***************)

("Paper Cut" by Lincoln Park starts and Johnny comes out grooving to the music to get the people pumped up. Up on the Titantron are pictures of Johnny doing wild air moves, putting his body on the line. He then runs to the ring, gets up to the outside edge of the ring and turns away from it, doing a large backwards flip over the ropes.)

Chris Yankovic: Well, Johnny's certainly looking ready for this one and it's pretty obvious who the fans are behind in this one.

Dave Scott: Yeah, like they have a clue around here anyway.

Chris Yankovic: Johnny turns to face Xion and makes a run at him. Sidestep by Xion and Johnny is back off the ropes and a drop toehold by Xion and quickly into a chin lock. Xion looks like he's ready to make this match a technical affair.

Dave Scott: Not for long. He's got Johnny back up by the hair and throws him out of the ring. Johnny's back up... slingshot cross body press by Xion and both men are down and out of the ring. Xion is back up now and has Johnny up by the hair. Vicious knee to the gut by Xion then an Irish whip into the ring post.

Chris Yankovic: It's all Xion here now folks as He just stomps away on Johnny. Xion again with a handful of Johnny's hair and he's coming over here with it Dave.

Dave Scott: Good. Smash him into the table Xion.

Chris Yankovic: Looks like he's paying attention to you Dave as he begins to drive Johnny's head into the table repeatedly. Big bogy slam by Xion onto our table here. Now where's he going?

Dave Scott: Oh this looks promising. Xion up on the ring apron. He's back onto us. He bounces on the ropes springboard moonsault...

Chris Yankovic: But nobody's home. Johnny just managed to roll out of the way in the nick of time and Xion crashed through the table by himself. Xion is out of it and Johnny is slowly getting back up to his feet. He sees Xion in a prone position and just begins stomping away on him.

Dave Scott: Now where's Contour going? Oh no. He's got a chair. Xion is up on one knee but just gets flattened by Johnny with that chair. Johnny just begins nailing Xion repeatedly with that chair. Oh, this doesn't look good.

Chris Yankovic: I don't know how it looks to you but the fans are loving it. Johnny drags Xion back up and rolls him into the ring. He's got the chair now and lays it across Xion's chest. There he goes... JOHNNYSAULT!!! Johnny flicks the chair out of the way and makes the cover;

1...

2...

and a strong kickout by Xion. He's got a lot left in the tank yet so it seems.

Dave Scott: And so he should. He's our next Hardcore Champ don't you know. Both men are up now and here comes Johnny off the ropes. Flying forearm that staggers the big man. Johnny off the ropes again but gets leveled by a running clothesline from Xion.

Chris Yankovic: What a powerful move there by the big man. Xion back on the attack German suplex by Xion... Xion still has it locked around Johnny's waste, and another German suplex... both men back up, and another German suplex. Xion bridges out for a pin;

1...

2...

Thr... and Johnny just gets a shoulder up at the last minute.

Dave Scott: Great move there by Xion and I don't know if Johnny even realizes where he is anymore. Both men back up to their feet and a belly to belly suplex by Xion. He's calling to the crowd and calling this one over. Fishermen's suplex and he bridges out for a pin again;

1...

2...

Thr... and somehow Johnny managed to kick out again. How did he manage that?!?

Chris Yankovic: This kid has got some real heart. That's all I can say. Xion is setting Johnny up for something. OH! HE'S JUST NAILED HIM WITH THE SATAN'S
SPIN AND JOHNNY IS OUT COLD!!! Now what's he doing? He's going to the top rope. It looks like he's getting ready to hit the Unborn. No wait. He's coming back down off the top ropes and he's sliding out of the ring. What's he pulling out from underneath the ring?

Dave Scott: It's a ladder! He's got it within the ring and he's setting it up. What the hell is he going to do with that?

Chris Yankovic: I don't like the looks of this. He's going up to the top. He's not... he can't be... he's going for the Unborn off the top of the ladder. NO! WAIT! Johnny dives and knocks the ladder just enough to make Xion slip. He's impaled himself across the top of the ladder and I'd say Xion will be singing a little higher after this one is over.

Dave Scott: NO! Xion was so close. Johnny now, climbing up the ladder with renewed vigor. He's at the top... what the hell's he doing? Oh no! He's hooked in the tarantula on the ladder. Xion is writhing in pain

Chris Yankovic: What an ingenious maneuver by Johnny Contour to defend his Hardcore Title. Finally he releases the hold and Xion just falls from the ladder down onto the canvas. Johnny has up righted himself and he's calling for the Johnny Effect. There he goes and he nails it!!! THE JOHNNY EFFECT AND THIS ONE IS
HISTORY!!!

Dave Scott: NO!!! I can't believe it. Xion had him right where he wanted him.

Chris Yankovic: There's the cover and Johnny hooks the leg;

1...

2...

3... AND THIS ONE IS OVER!!!

Dave Scott: What a gyp! Xion had this one in the bag. That Contour is a lucky son of a...

Chris Yankovic: Watch it Dave. Let's get down to Katie Brazel for the official verdict.

Katie Brazel: The winner of this bout... AND STILL CeFWA HARDCORE CHAMPION... JOHNNY CONTOUR!!!!!

(Crowd cheers: ***************)

KB: The following match is a tag team match. First , at a combined weight of 786 pounds…….. DERANGED DUO!!!!

The arena goes dark as the opening riffs of "Stone Cold Crazy" by Metallica starts. As the first heavy riffs of the song begin white pyros shoot up from the entrance way as on the screen we see the many beat downs the Deranged Duo have been involved in. Then the second set off heavy riffs hit and Deth makes his appearance at the top of the ramp. The lyrics start as Deth points to the curtain (ala Scott Hall) and more pyros shoot off as High Tower makes his appearance. They then walk menacingly to the ring. They both climb over the top rope and into the ring. Deth and HT then climb opposite corners and
raise their hands as the crowd boos.

DS: Now why are these fans booing their commish? And their new world champ?

CY: He's not champ yet, the main event hasn't even been started yet.

KB: And their opponent, MOB SQUAD!!!

Cue "Bodies" by Drowning Pool*

-Let the bodies hit the floor-

-Let the bodies hit the floor-

-Let the bodies hit the floor-

-Let the bodies hit the....

....ting ting ting.....

Crowd: FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!!!

(Out steps the Mob Squad and Tony Mercado. They're both wearing black leather pants with black boots, and Tony Mercado is in a suit that looks like it came out of a GQ magazine. They walk down the ramp through a chorus of boo's, slide into the ring and begin to insult the crowd after their traditional pose down.)


The bell rings DING DING DING!!

CY: Let's get his thing started!!

Johnny and High Tower start thing off. Johnny runs at High Tower full speed but all he gets is a boot to the face. HT picks Johnny up and body slams his hard.

DS: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!! HAHA!

HT picks Johnny and takes Johnny with him and tags in Deth. Deth gives Johnny one hell of a right hand which sends Johnny to the ground. HT goes to his corner. Deth lays the boots to Johnny and keeps on kicking Johnny in the ribs until the ref pulls him away. Deth picks Johnny up and gets a choke toss on Johnny. Johnny is sent into his corner and tags in Sean Collins. Sean gets a couple good punches but Deth just gives him a headbutt to send Sean back into the ropes. When he comes back Sean gets nailed by a Deth Strike!

CY: My god! This could be over right now!

1..............2........3 NO!

Johnny runs in and kicks Deth's head to stop the count. HT comes in and gives Johnny a Clothesline from Hell like clothesline, which lays Johnny out. HT throws Johnny out and rolls out after him. HT gets Johnny and throws him into the steel steps. Then HT goes to the timekeeper's table and takes the ring bell. When Johnny gets back up and turns around........ DING! The bell hitting Johnny's forehead makes the bell ring. The ref hears that he walks over to HT to ask HT what was that? HT drops the bell and shrugs which actually tricks the ref.

But meanwhile, Deth and Sean trade blows, but when Sean gets the upper hand, Deth kicks Sean below the belt. Then while the ref is talking to HT, Deth rolls out of ring and gets a chair. Once the gets it, he nails Sean on top of the head while Sean is on his knees. Then Deth picks him up and singles the crowd for the D-Monator! But makes sure he's going to make Sean land on the chair. Then Deth nails it!!

CY: MY GOD!! It's got to be over.

Then HT rolls back into the ring and goes to Deth. They say some words, then HT goes on top of the rope, while Deth gives him Sean a inverted back breaker rack. Then HT delivers the elbow drop!

DS: Yeah It's OVER!!

Deth goes for the cover.

1...........2...............3!!

DING Ding Ding!! ( The timekeeper got his bell back!)

KB: Here are your winners... DERANGED DUO!!

DS: There, Deranged Duo won, just like what Deth will do in the Battle Royal!

CY: Well we'll see, but let's get going to the next match!

CY: Folks, what an exciting evening so far!!

DS: You're insane. This night has been one big old sleepfest. Thank GOD we're getting to the good stuff, the brutal CAGE MATCH!

CY: Yes, it will be brutal indeed, especially with this history these two have! Especially with all of the history between these two. This will surely be a classic. So let's not delay and let's get this sucker going.

KB: The following contest is a cage match and it is for the CeFWA International Title. Coming to the ring first he is the challenger. He hails from Ottawa, Ontario Canada and he weighs in at 245 pounds... ASH!

(The arena goes pitch black as the opening of "March of the Dead" begins to play over the sound system. As the music plays white strobes begin to flash to the beat of the drums of war. Once the first crescendo of the music hits, a flash of pyros goes off from the entranceway. Then Ash makes his appearance from behind the curtain and pauses to allow the pyro smoke clear. He pulls out his baseball bat, which he points to some fans with before placing it back into his homemade holster on his back. He then proceeds to the ring as images of his matches flash on the Titantron. He enters the ring through the cage door and pulls out the bat one more time. He spins with it pointed to the audience and then stops and holds the bat straight up as more pyros shoot from each ring post.)

KB: And his opponent hails from the mean streets of Richmond and he weighs in at 275 pounds. He is the reigning CeFWA International Champion... SHADY MIKE!!

(As "Role Model" by Eminem starts up Shady mike comes out from the back rapping. He raps all the way to the cage then he drops the mic. Shady Mike gets into the ring but Ash charges and swings the bat. SM ducks the swing and he punches Ash as he spins around. SM pounds on Ash's face as the ref locks the cage!!)

DS: HERE WE GO!! BLOODFEST '01!!!!

*SM backs Ash up into a corner and he slams boot after boot on his stomach. SM goes to whip Ash into the opposite corner but Ash reverses it. Just as SM hits the corner Ash hits SM with a corner clothesline. Ash whips SM into the corner again but this time SM hits Ash with a back elbow smash. SM grabs Ash's head and he slams it several times into the corner turnbuckle. SM grabs a hold of Ash's arm and he pulls him in. SM grabs a hold of Ash and he throws him with a belly to belly suplex.*

CY: WOW! Shady Mike is showing that he's got some technical prowess under that hardcore exterior.

*SM picks Ash back up and he whips him into the ropes. SM catches Ash and he drops him throat first on the top rope with a top rope clothesline drop. As Ash bounces back SM grabs him and he slams him down with a full nelson slam. SM bends over and he picks up the bat that Ash had brought into the ring. Just as Ash gets to all fours SM hits Ash in the ribs with the bat. Ash tries to get to all fours again but with the same result. As Ash lays on the ground SM starts to climb up the cage.*

DS: Oh God don't let it end THAT quickly!

*SM gets about 1/4 of the way up before Ash gets back to his feet, holding his ribs. Ash grabs SM's legs and he yanks him off the cage dropping him throat first onto the top rope. Ash picks SM back up and he punches away at SM's head. Ash whips SM into the ropes and he slams him down with a spinning spinebuster. Ash picks the back up and he stands behind SM. SM gets to his feet and his wobbly. He turns around and Ash drives the bat
into his gut. As SM drops to the mat on all four Ash connect with a mean swing to the head. SM is down and he looks to be out. A trickle of blood pours down his head as Ash drops the bat. Ash turns to the cage and he starts climbing but slowly.*

CY: Damn, that's going to cause some massive headaches for Mike.

DS: Well, it's better than getting beat AGAIN with an ugly stick.

*Ash gets to about 1/2 way up before SM starts to stir. Ash is 3/4 up and SM gets to his feet. He lunges and he hits the cage, shaking it and knocking Ash off and hard to the mat. Both men are down and not moving.*

CY: WOW!! What kind of endurance and pain threshold does Shady Mike have to get up and save his title after being beaten in the FACE with a bat!

DS: It's called an extremely thick skull Chris.

*After a minute and a half SM, bloody in the face, stands up but is rubbery at the knees. He sees Ash down and he boots him hard in the ribs. SM lifts Ash to his feet and then he drops him with a rib breaker. Ash falls to the mat and he's clutching his already hurt ribs. SM picks Ash back up again and he whips him into the corner. SM picks Ash back up and he scoops him up. SM lifts Ash up higher then he rams Ash's head into the steel cage bloodying Ash's face. SM looks at the cage and how he starts climbing up.*

CY: HAHAHA! Looks like the champ is going to reign supreme over Ash!

DS: It ain't over till Mike's feet hit the ground buddy.

*As SM starts his ascent Ash begins to stir. He gets to all fours and he sees a small pool of blood where his face was. Ash looks up at SM and he looks very pissed. Ash goes to the corner and he climbs up on the top rope. SM sees Ash but it's too late as Ash spears SM off the cage and to the mat. Both Ash & SM are down and both men are quite bloody in the face. *

CY: This match is just as we predicted, brutal and..

DS: BLOODY AS *!&@#

CY: Watch your mouth there are kids watching!

*Both men are still down but Ash shows signs of life before SM does. Ash slowly rises to his hands and knees, then to his feet but hid face is covered in red and his body battered & beaten. Ash stumbles back and he supports himself on the ropes. Ash regains his composure and he boots SM in the ribs. Ash picks SM up and he whips him into the corner. Ash charges but SM drops down causing Ash to smash his face on the top turnbuckle. SM climbs up to the top as Ash stumbles back and he drops Ash with a flying
clothesline. Both men are down again but suddenly Scotty Sorrow & Brood rush down to ringside.*

DS: YES! The cavalry has arrived!!! CY: This is crap! Total Carnage has NO business being out here!!

*TC circle the ring but they do not enter. Both men in the ring both get up very slowly. As soon as they do they start exchanging rights in the middle of the ring. Ash rakes SM's eyes and he whips SM into the ropes. SM bounces back but Ash catches SM by the head and throws him face first into the cage wall. Ash spins SM back around and he drops SM with a death valley driver!*

DS: BURNT PLUNGE!! GAME OVER BABY!!!

*Just as Ash starts to climb up the ring TC gets the key from the ref forcefully and they open the cage.*

CY: Oh come on!! This is not fair at all!! They have NO business out here!

*Brood & Sorrow get in the ring and they stomp away at SM. They lift SM up and then they drop him with a powerbomb/inverted DDT combo!*

DS: OH DAMN! Ravage RAID!!! *Ash finally gets to the top of the cage as the two members of TC exit. Ash looks down at the concrete floor, then to SM. Ash stands up on the top of the cage... ASH HITS SM WITH A SENTON BOMB SENDING BOTH MEN THROUGH THE RING!!! (Holy Shit chant)*

CY: GOOD JESUS OF MARY GOD HOLY CRAP!!!

DS: WOW!!!! SHADY MIKE IS DEAD!!!

*Nothing is seen of the two men for a couple of minutes but then a hand pops up from the gaping hole. As it becomes more and more of an arm Ash's head pops out from the hole. His eyes are very glazed over and his face is covered in blood. Ash stumbles up to the ring and he hoists himself to his feet. SM on the other hand is still not moving. Ash falls forward and he catches himself on the cage. Ash starts to climb very slowly up the cage
again.*

CY: How in the HELL is that man even moving? He nearly killed himself and Shady Mike!'

DS: He's made of the stuff that TRUE champions are made of, that's how!!

*Ash slowly climbs up the cage and Shady mike finally starts to come to. SM claws his way out of the hole but it's too late!! Ash is on the other side and he's climbing down... Ash hits the floor and the bell rings!!!*

DS: HE DID IT!! NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMP!!!

CY: WOW! What a GREAT cage match!!! And to think, we still have the Main Event to get to!!

*Ash is so out of it he can't even hold his new title over his head. His fellow Brotherhood members help carry Ash to the back as the cage is lifted. Medics come in and help SM out of the ring.*

DS: Well, I don't think that the battle royal is going to be able to touch that match but let's get to it anyway! Well.... after the ring is fixed.

CY: Well here we are folks...The best moment of the night has arrived, the 10-man World Title Battle Royal.

DS: I just have one question about this Chris. Why are Johnny Seven and Tommy Contour in this match?

CY: A question like that is something you should ask the president,

DS: Well maybe I will do just that.

CY: Let's go to Katie for all the introductions.

KB: Welcome fans to the Main Event of the evening...the 10-man World Title Battle Royal. The only way to be eliminated is to go over the top rope and have both feet touch the floor. The last man in the ring is the first CeFWA World Champion. Introducing first, he hails from Halifax, Nova Scotia and weighs in at two hundred pounds...TOMMY CONTOUR!!!

*The lights go out, and you hear "South town" by P.O.D playing softly. Then once it hits the heavy guitar, the music is blaring and massive fireworks go off. You see, as if he came out of now where, Tommy Contour standing there with his arms crossed with a serious look on his face. He goes straight to the ring and runs across the ring to get warmed up.*

KB: Next, from Orlando, Florida and weighing in at two hundred and seventy-five pounds...JOHNNY SEVEN!!!

*The lights go dim and the letters J7 are seen on the tron. The tron shows the letters catch on fire and then burn as Purple Pills by Eminem start to play through the speakers. J7 walks out from the back and gets to the to the top of the ramp. He brings out a few J7 T-shirts and throws them out into the crowd. Johnny then walks down to the ring and slides in through the bottom ropes.*

KB: The next competitor hails from Peekskill, New York and weighs in at two hundred and twenty-eight pounds...JAY!!!

*Disturbed's "Getting down with the Sickness" hits as Jay comes running down to the ring and slides in. He climbs the turnbuckles and raises his arms.*

KB: Next, he hails from somewhere in Mexico and weighs in at two hundred pounds...IRON MAN!!!

*Crazy Town's "Darkside" hits as Iron Man comes to the ring and flips over the top rope and flames come up from the entrance way and the ring posts.*

KB: Next, from Osaka, Japan and weighing in at two hundred and thirty-seven pounds...BAKURYU!!!

*All the lights fade to black on the camera. A wheel screech is heard through the PA system and Fuel by Metallica hits the speakers. Flashing orange lights then flash and Bakuryu comes out of the curtain, jumping left and right. He raises his arms and a circle of high flames lights around him. He gets trough it and jumps onto the ring apron. Does a front-flip entering the ring. He stops in the center and closes his eyes. He runs towards the ropes and does one backflip getting back where he is. He gets on the turnbuckle and extends his arms. He gets back down on the mat.*

KB: The next competitor is from Kingston, Ontario he represents the Brotherhood and weighs in at two hundred and fifty-five pounds...SCOTTY SORROW!!!

KB: Introducing next, from the South Pacific, he weighs in at four hundred and eighty three pounds...THE TITAN!!!

*The arena goes dark and a grey mist begins to pour out from the wrestlers' entrance as an eerie music begins to fade in. Two streaks of fire then shoot up from either side of the ramp as "Dragula" by Rob Zombie kicks in. Then, an enormous figure steps through the smoke, completely dressed in black. A solitary spotlight lights up behind the figure giving him a shadow like figure. As the figure approaches the ringside, small explosions occur on either side of him with each step until he reaches the ring when four flames shoot up from each ringpost bringing with them, the arena lights. The Titan then climbs into the ring, stepping over the top rope, clad in a black trench coat. He removes the trenchcoat, revealing just plain black boots and matching trunks.*

KB: Next up, from St. Louis, Missouri and weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds...SEAN DuBOSE!!!

*The arena goes pitch black. Blue and Yellow strobes flash as the beginning words of "Helter Skelter" by the Beatles hits the air. As soon as the song picks up white lights join in the flashing. Sean stands in the entranceway as yellow flames shoot behind him. Sean makes his way down to the ring carrying his hockey stick "bitchboy" while slapping hands with the fans.*

KB: The next competitor hails from Sudbury, Ontario and is the CeFWA Commissioner, he weighs in at two hundred and eight-six pounds...DETH!!!

*The arena goes black as the opening riffs to Rammstein's "Du Hast" begins. White and red laser strobes flash in sequence to the music. As soon as the electric guitar picks up the heavy riffs, Deth comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd has a mixed reaction as he makes his way to the ring, looking very focused. He is dressed in his ring attire, complete with his "DETH EFFECT" T-shirt. He steps over the ropes and then stands in the center and raises his arms slowly as the laser strobes begin to flash on him. Then, white and red pyros go off from each ring post.*

KB: Finally, he hails from Newport, Rhodes Island and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds...RIZZO!!!

*The lights dim to nothing. The crashes at the beginning of "Fritz's Corner" by Local H are accented with two pyro blasts from the entranceway.*

"I'm Not mad, I'm just bored"

*Crashes and pyros blast again, this time from the ringposts.*

"And everything I do is only because"

*Two more crashes with Pyros from above the ring and the house lights flashing.*

"There's nothing much else for me to do"

*Two last crashes with the lights flashing and large pyros blasting up the ramp.*

"That includes you, and that includes you"

*Pyros blast everywhere. As the heavy part of the song kicks in the lights flash all sorts of colors through the arena. The arena takes a reddish hue from lowly lit red lights. The strobes keep flashing all different colors as Rizzo makes his way out from the back. As he walks down the ramp sparks fly up from the platform behind him. Rizzo slowly makes his way to the ring with Heidi right at his side.*

CY: Well all ten men are in the ring and this could get into a very volatile situation.

DS: COULD!! Look at all the explosive elements in that ring...this is going to be a great match.

DING!! DING!! DING!!

*Deth and Rizzo immediately head for Titan and begin beating on the big man. Sean DuBose even comes over and the big man has three men working on him. Deth delivers a few uppercuts as Rizzo and Sean try to lift the big mans legs up. Bakuryu and Iron Man lock up in the middle of the ring and Baku quickly gains the advantage with a side headlock. In the far corner Scotty Sorrow and Johnny Seven are trading blows. Tommy Contour and Jay lock up and TC quickly gets Jay in a sleeper hold.*

CY: It seems that the pairing off has begun.

DS: Well, except for Titan. It seems the mighty one will be put out early here with three men on him.

*Baku whips IM into the ropes and delivers vicious DDT. Then Baku pulls IM up and easily throws him over the top rope and to the floor below. The crowd cheers as Baku made the first elimination.*

DS: Iron Man's night didn't last long.

CY: Well he didn't do a lot to get here, and now he is gone.

DS: For once I agree with you Chris.

*TC still has Jay locked in a sleeper hold. Jay is slowly slipping into unconsciousness. TC then executes a beautiful suplex and then gets set as Jay stands up. TC then nails a superkick and knocks Jay over the top rope and to the floor below.*

CY: We have two quick elimination's here in this World Title Battle Royal.

*Deth, Rizzo and Sean are still trying to get Titan over the top rope. Rizzo and Deth double suplex Titan as Sean delivers a standing splash to him. The big man gets to his feet as TC spins Rizzo around and the two begin to trade blows. As the big man gets to his feet he is nailed by a big boot from Deth and sent back into the corner. Sean and Deth again begin to try and get Titan out again. TC and Rizzo are now exchanging heated blows and Rizzo is starting to gain the advantage. Baku is now helping J7 out with Sorrow as the two double team him.*

CY: Awesome action going on in the ring right now.

DS: As much as I don't like DuBose, he and Deth have a great strategy...get the big man out.

*Deth whips Sean into Titan with a big splash. As Deth comes charging in Titan levels him with a clothesline. Titan then delivers a big boot to Sean and sends him down hard to the mat. Titan then pulls Deth up and gorilla press slams him right over the tope rope and to the floor below.*

CY: Titan shows his brute strength there with the elimination if Deth.

DS: How can he manhandle the commissioner like that? I mean he could fire Titan in the snap of a finger.

CY: Well at least we won't have a man like Deth as the World Champ.

DS: He could fire you too Chris, I'd be careful because I wouldn't hesitate to tell him what you said.

*Sorrow starts to fight back against Baku and J7. Sorrow low blows J7 and he falls to the mat in obvious pain. Sorrow now begins to focus on Baku. Sorrow and Baku exchange blows and Sorrow gains the advantage and whips Baku into the ropes and as Baku comes back Sorrow nails a great swinging neckbreaker. He then drops the elbow down on Baku and proceeds to pummel the face of Baku. Meanwhile Rizzo and Tommy Contour are still fighting near one of the corners. TC and Rizzo lock up in a collar and elbow tie up and then TC gains the advantage with a side headlock. Rizzo bounces off the ropes and sends TC off into the far ropes and then delivers a great northern lights suplex to TC.*

CY: This is some great action so far.

DS: Yes, but there are still seven men in there and we haven't got all night.

*Baku is pulled to his feet by Sorrow and then whipped into the corner. Sorrow then hits the Sorrow Splash and follows it up with the Silencer. Sorrow then tosses Baku out of the ring and smiles sinisterly. He then looks around the ring and sees Rizzo and TC fighting. Rizzo waives Sorrow over and they proceed to deliver a double powerbomb to TC. Rizzo then gets Sorrow to climb to the second rope and pulls TC up. Sorrow then hits the Fallen Angel on TC. Rizzo and Sorrow then continue to double team TC. J7 is recovering in one corner while Sean and Titan have recovered and are back up in another corner. The look at each other and then Sean charges in at Titan and clotheslines him. He rocks Titan, but Titan is still standing, almost unfazed by it. Sean tries again, but the big man sidesteps him and then wraps his massive hand around Sean's throat and delivers a huge chokeslam.*

CY: Again Titan demonstrates his awesome power.

DS: Unhnhnhnh! Who does he think he is...The Big Show? He is a big man in a match where big men never win, he is only postponing the inevitable.

CY: Well we'll see as now it appears we are down to five as there goes DuBose over the top rope by Titan.

*Rizzo and Sorrow are still double teaming Contour and they proceed to deliver a double flapjack. Contour manages to low blow Sorrow as he attempts to pull him to his feet. Rizzo then drops a headbutt to the lower extremities of Contour. Rizzo then pulls Contour up and sets him up on the top rope. Rizzo then executes the Terminal Velocity on Contour and then tosses his limp body over the top rope.*

DS: Rizzo just gave the Terminal Velocity to Contour and tossed him out.

CY: Rizzo, Titan, Sorrow and J7 are all that remain.

DS: Final four baby, and things are really going to get interesting now.

*The four men stand and look at each other. J7 and Sorrow square off as do Titan and Rizzo. Sorrow gets a shot in on J7 and then whips him into the corner. He tries for another Sorrow Splash, but J7 moves out of the way and Sorrow hits the corner hard. J7 takes this advantage and delivers a powerful full nelson slam. J7 then pulls Sorrow back up and whips him into the ropes and goes for a DDT, but Sorrow blacks the move and lifts J7 up for a suplex. Sorrow now has the advantage and he climbs to the second rope and drops the elbow down on J7.*

CY: J7 may be in trouble here.

DS: Of course he is, one of the Brotherhood is taking him down and will put him out.

CY: Well let's check in on Titan and Rizzo.

*Titan has Rizzo on the defensive as the big man uses his size advantage to overpower him. Rizzo gets slammed down by Titan and then has the massive leg dropped across hid throat. Titan then pulls Rizzo to his feet, but as he does Rizzo kicks Titan in the lower extremities and doubles Titan over. Rizzo finally takes the big man down with a side Russian leg sweep. Rizzo then climbs to the second rope and as Titan gets up he tries for a cross body, but Titan catches him and delivers a devastating fall-away slam.*

DS: Oooohhhhh, poor Rizzo, I though he was going to win, and now that big goof Titan seems to be in control.

CY: Titan may just have enough power to win this match.

*A split screen comes up as Sorrow and J7 are fighting near the ropes and trying to get each other over. The referee is there watching to see if either of them come over. On the other part of the screen we see Titan gorilla press slam Rizzo over the top rope. Titan turns, and we go back to a normal screen, to see Sorrow and J7 near the ropes. Rizzo looks around quickly and slides back in the ring.*

CY: What the hell is Rizzo doing!!

DS: I dunno, but I think I am really going to like this.

*Titan rushes over and clotheslines Sorrow and J7 and both go out over the top rope. Both hit the ground hard and Titan raises his hands in celebration. The bell doesn't ring and he does not see Rizzo poised for an attack from the top rope. As Titan turns around Rizzo comes off the top rope with a huge clothesline and then waits as Titan gets back to his feet. Rizzo then bounces off the far ropes and hits a flying dropkick that sends the big man over the top rope and to the floor below.*

DING!! DING!! DING!!

CY: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!! RIZZO WAS ELIMINATED!!

DS: YES!!! WINNER...RIZZO!!!

KB: The winner of the Battle Royal and NEW CeFWA World Champion... RIZZZZOOOOOO!!!!!

CY: Rizzo was eliminated and Titan is looking on in disbelief as Rizzo is handed the World Title.

DS: No referee saw that he was eliminated and Rizzo did the smartest thing of the night. He won the richest prize in the company and he did it the Rizzo way.

CY: Yeah he cheated and what does this mean for next week?

*Rizzo grabs a mic and he starts to speak.*

Rizzo: Well well, look at this. It looks like Titan's little stone tablets and Contour's big mouth were both dead wrong. See, I told everyone here that tonight was going to be my night to shine. I said that I'd win this title and guess what, once again the teacher was right. And as I promised.... I am going to be the greatest damn champion this hell hole of a wrestling league will ever see. And unlike everyone else here that holds a "title" I'm going to be a fighting champion. So right now I'm going to name a number one contender to MY World Title and next week, I'll defend
that title. However, before I do, I have some other business to attend to.

*The crows starts an asshole chant as Rizzo flashes an evil smile.*

Rizzo: See JC, I'm what you would call "above" you now. I'm no longer wanting to face such a pathetic waste of a champion such as yourself. So here's what I propose. Next week, there'll be a match to decide who'll be the #1 contender to your pathetic title and will take my place in the cage match. In one corner will be the man they call Brood. In the other, well, he's what one would call insane... just like his mother. That's' right, a hardcore rules match between Brood and Sean DuBose. Actually.. no, let's kick this bastard up a notch. A third man... a man called Xion.... I think he'll suit this match well. So next week a triple threat hardcore rules match between Brood, Sean D and Xion to determine who gets the displeasure of kicking JC's ass in a cage for the Hardcore Title.

*The crowd is now throwing assorted items in the ring.*

Rizzo: Now as I said earlier I'm going to name someone as the #1 contender to MY World Title. ya know what, I never enjoy beating a guy down just one time. So next week, I'm going to go one on one with my #1 contender TOMMY CONTOUR!! Now Tommy, I know you probably just pissed your pants but it's ok. You don't have to accept. If you don't you'll just prove to everyone here what I already know.... you have no chance in hell of beating me and you'd rather run away than face a humiliating defeat. So Tommy, I await your answer, but if I assume correctly I'll be waiting for a big fat NO. So until next week, CLASS IS DISMISSED!!

*Rizzo drops the mic and the scene fades out to Rizzo on the turnbuckles holding his title above his head.*

~~CREDITS~~

MATCH 1: Adam Mills

MATCH 2: Jay Doyle

MATCH 3: Matthew Allen

MATCH 4: Jay Flanders

MAIN EVENT: Ray Provencher