CeFWA Presents:
HELL ON EARTH
*Powerman 5000’s “Bombshell” hits as
fire pyros stream up from below the entrance area. On the Razortron we see many
buildings encased in flames, including scenes from the motion picture “Towering
Inferno”™. As the fire subsides, Chris Yankovic and Dave Scott come out from
the back and head to their announce position. The camera scans the crowd and we
see signs that the fans have brought in. “CONTOURS RULE” “HELL ON EARTH = DETH”
“ANOTHER NOTCH IN THE WIN COLUMN” and “JOHNNY SEVEN + ASH = SEVEN N’ OUT”*
CY: Good evening folks, we have a
great night of action right here at Hell on Earth. I am Chris Yankovic and with
me is my colleague Dave Scott.
DS: Yes, and we are set for some
great matches tonight. We will see the Brotherhood leave with possible all but
one title tonight. Brood can win the Hardcore, Tag and Ash can win the World.
CY: I wouldn’t get your hopes up
Dave. Well first we have the International Tournament first round matches.
DS: Yeah, so let’s get to the
action.
*In the first match of the night
Bakuryu took on the upstart Chris Strife. This was a classic battle of
sportsmanship as these two showed the wrestling world how to fight a clean and
fair fight. The two battled back and forth and in the end Chris Strife got the
upset win with the Buster.*
*In the second match of the
tournament Arch Angel returned from a stint on the injured list to take on Skat
D. This was a total cake walk for Arch Angel as he managed to easily dispatch
of Skat D with the Messiah. After the match we were informed that Skat D had
fought his last match in the CeFWA.*
*The third match in the tournament
featured Dante and Bon “Quicksilver” Everett. Again we got ourselves a great
back and forth battle. Dante had the advantage early, but Bon got it back
quickly. As Bon went for his patented flying headbutt, Dante moves out of the
way and then waits as Bon slowly gets to his feet. Dante then nailed the
Kissing the Shadows and got the victory.*
*In the final tournament match of
the night, we saw Xaero and the amazing sensation Shawn Christian battling it
out. Shawn had the advantage in the early stages, but Xaero turn the tables and
at one point with the ref down, Xaero used a ring bell to knock Shawn out.
Xaero then hits the shooting star press and picks up the “W”.*
*At the conclusion of the match the
Razortron lights up and we see CEO Razor on the screen.*
DS: What the hell is he doing now?
CY: Shut up and we can find out.
Razor: Tonight I have a surprise for
everyone, I have been talking to two close friends of mine, and tonight an
‘executive decision’ was made. So until that time, I hope everyone enjoys the
remainder of tonight’s action and the title matches which are to come.
*The Razortron goes back to the Hell
on Earth logo as Razor’s image disappears.*
DS: What the hell is he talking
about?
CY: I dunno, but I guess we’ll find
out.
KB: This next match is scheduled for
one fall and is a triple threat match for the Hardcore Title. Introducing
first, one of the challengers he hails from
"New Disease" by Spine Shank
hits the PA and Ric walks out as the music plays. He looks around at the crowd
as they boo him. Then the lights go out for a good 20 seconds. When they come
back on Ric is in the ring and standing on the top of one of the turnbuckles
with his arms crossed.
KB: And the second challenger, from
The lights go completely black and
then "Drowning" by Adema starts playing as the lights get a little
brighter as a light fog rolls through the area. Brood soon emerges from the
back area, slightly immersed in the fog, walking down the aisle a little hunched
over and with a mean look in his eyes. His arms are held tightly to his body
with his wrists pressed against his chest. This gives him the appearance of
being very cold. He completely ignores the crowd as he heads down the ramp, his
eyes completely fixated on the task at hand.
KB: And finally, from the mean
streets of
Shady Mike charges the ring.
CY: Shady not wasting anytime here.
SM slides in the ring and RB comes at him with a punch. SM blocks it and connects
with a right of his own, knocking RB down. Brood comes at SM but he is too
knocked down with a right hand. RB gets back to his feet and is sent back down
to his feet with a right hand. Then Brood gets to his feet and receives the
same treatment.
CY: Shady is going all out right now.
DS: Enjoy it while it last.
SM lifts RB to his feet and tosses him over the top rope to the outside. Brood
gets to his feet and his clotheslined to the mat. SM picks him back up to his
feet and whips him to the opposite corner. SM charges and nails a corner
clothesline. Brood staggers out and SM kicks him in the gut. Then he follows it
up with a DDT. RB comes back in the ring with a chair and charges, but he is
met by a big boot from SM. SM picks the chair up and
smiles.
CY: Man Shady was prepared for this match.
DS: Like I said, enjoy while you still can.
Brood gets to his feet and is cracked with the chair. Brood staggers back and
bounces off the ropes. As he comes off the ropes SM grabs him with two hands
and delivers the shady bomb.
DS: What a cheap imitation of the Holy Hell Bomb.
SM pins...
1...............
2 RB goes for an elbow drop to break the count up but SM moves and RB hits Brood.
Ric gets up and SM grabs him with two hands as well.
CY: Well I think a second shady bomb could be in order.
RB knees SM in the lower extremities though. SM comes off holding his jewels.
RB gets to his feet and nearly beheads SM with a clothesline.
RB slides to the outside and looks under the ring apron. Brood gets up in the
ring and stomps away and SM. RB tosses another chair into the ring. Followed by
a kendo stick, a mop, a steel pail, and a fire extinguisher. He climbs back in.
Brood picks SM up to his feet and holds his arms. RB punches SM across the face
with a right hand. He follows it up with a second and a third. Then RB talks
some trash into SM’s face before slapping him.
CY: What is this? This is no triple threat match. This is more like a handicapped
match.
DS: You’re just making excuses because your precious Shady is getting whooped.
Brood whips SM into the ropes. On the return SM is met with a double clothesline
by Brood and RB. This time RB picks SM up to his feet and holds his arms. Brood
picks up the mop. While SM is being held Brood charges and rams the mop into
SM's sternum. While SM is on all fours Brood lays a vicious kick to his ribs,
sending SM flipping over to his back. Brood and RB just laugh and crowd boo's.
CY: This is sick. SM doesn't stand a prayer.
DS: That’s because he isn't good enough Chris.
Brood lifts SM up. RB and him double vertically suplex SM up in the air and then
down to the mat. Brood picks the mop back up and RB picks the kendo stick back
up. Brood then sends the mop across SM's back. RB follows it with a kendo stick
across the back. Brood looks at RB, and then down at SM. Brood then slams the
mop harder across SM's back. RB does the same with the kendo stick. They do
this about three times each. Then they drop their weapons. RB bends down and
pins SM.
1.............
2 Brood breaks the count up.
RB jumps up angry. Brood motions for him to calm down. HE whispers something into
RB's ear and RB smiles.
CY: What now?
DS: If you would shut up we would find out.
RB picks SM back up. He grabs his arm in a armbar position and drops SM with the
Deafening Silence. RB pins him again.
1.............
2 Brood breaks the count up again.
RB jumps up furious again. Until Brood whispers something else in his ear and
RB smiles again. RB slides to the outside and looks under the apron again.
Brood stomps away at SM. RB pulls a table out and the crowd pops at the sight
of it.
CY: I don't like the sight of that.
DS: I sure as hell do.
RB slides the table in the ring. He climbs in the ring himself. Brood sets the
table up and he and RB deliver a double chokeslam to SM through the table. Yet
again RB goes for the cover.
1!!
2……Again Brood pulls RB off. This
time RB gets into the face of Brood, but Brood tells him something else. RB
then smiles yet again and then pulls SM up to his feet. He holds him there as
Brood gets set and then delivers a superkick. However, SM ducked and Brood
nails RB with the superkick. That sends RB over the ropes to the ground below.
Brood then grabs SM and goes for an irish whip, however, SM reverses and sends
Brood into the corner. The ref happened to be in the corner and he is nailed
and falls to the mat. As Brood stumbles out of the corner SM kicks him in the
gut and hooks him up for the double underhook face plant.
CY: Looks like it is Role Model
time.
DS: Wait, look at RB.
RB comes back into the ring and
tries to take out SM. However, SM drops Brood and ducks the clothesline. RB
comes back at SM with a spear attempt, but SM sidesteps and RB takes out the
recovering Brood. SM then spins RB around and delivers the double underhook
face plant.
CY: Role Model by Shady Mike.
SM makes the cover, but unfortunately
there is no ref. SM tries to revive the ref, but to no avail. Brood then comes
in with the ring bell and nails SM in the back of the head. At that moment the
crowd begins to stir. Suddenly Dante slides into the ring with a steel chair in
hand and nails both Brood and RB with the chair. Dante then drags SM’s body
over top of Brood and then leaves the way he came. The ref manages to come to
and see the cover and begins to count.
1!!
CY: Yes, it is about time something
good happens for Shady here tonight.
DS: That is B.S. and he shouldn’t
win like this.
2!!!
DS: Not like this, it isn’t right.
CY: Come on, you liked the double
team.
3……NO!!!
Somehow Brood manages to get the
shoulder up and break the count. The crowd looks shocked and now RB and Brood
are both beginning to stir. SM is trying to pull himself up with the ropes.
Brood gets to his feet and as SM gets up, Brood hits the Holy Hell Bomb and
then pulls RB up and tells him something. RB pulls SM back to his feet and proceeds
to deliver a Deafening Silence and then make the cover.
1!!
DS: Yes, this is the end here.
2!!!
CY: This was a handicap match and
not a triple threat match.
3!!!!
DING!! DING!! DING!!
CY: This was just not right.
DS: YES…he is still undefeated!!
KB: Your winner, and NEW CeFWA
Hardcore Champion…RIC BLADE!!!
CY: This was an execution and now
medics are trying to help SM to the back.
DS: Yeah, well Brood and Ric were
cold and calculating. This is just one more for the side of the Brotherhood.
CY: Well as we can see by the
attendants getting the cage ready and tables ready it is time for our Grudge
Match.
DS: Yes,
CY: Well we shall see our
Commissioner handles himself here.
KB: This next match is a Hell on
Earth Match. The two opponents will be locked in a cage for one hour with a
bunch of tables around. The person who puts their opponent through a table the
most after sixty minutes is the winner. Introducing first, from
*The arena goes black as the opening riffs to Rammstein's "Du
Hast" begin. White and red laser strobes flash in sequence to the music.
As soon as the electric guitar picks up the heavy riffs, Deth comes out from
behind the curtain. The crowd has a mixed reaction as he makes his way to the
ring, looking very focused. He is dressed in his ring attire, complete with his
"DETH EFFECT" T-shirt. He steps over the ropes and then stands in the
centre and raises his arms slowly as the laser strobes begin to flash on him.
Then, white and red pyros go off from each ring post.*
KB: And
his opponent, from
*The lights go out as the
"Fight Song" by Marlyn Manson hits. Fire works explode from the
entrance. Then out comes
DING!!
DING!! DING!!
CY: And this brutal match is
underway.
DS: Well we should see some blood in
this one.
CY: Oh be quiet with your blood
thirst.
DS: No.
*The two men circle each in the ring
and then stand face to face. Deth raises his hands up in a test of strength
motion. HT smiles and accepts and they begin the test of strength. Deth starts
to gain the advantage and bring HT down to his knees. The ref gets out of
position for a second and that is all HT needs to hit a low blow on Deth.*
CY: Hey that is just not right, HT
is cheating.
DS: It’s not cheating if you don’t
get caught.
*Deth falls down and HT takes
advantage by stomping away at Deth. HT pulls him to his feet and goes for an
irish whip. Deth reverses it into a short arm clothesline and takes HT down. Deth
then taunts HT to get up and HT slowly does just that. As HT gets up Deth goes
for a spear but HT side steps him and Deth hits the ring post hard with his
left shoulder.*
CY: Wow that had to hurt.
DS: HT showing ring smarts there,
that’s all that is.
*HT takes advantage and goes right
for the hurt shoulder of Deth. HT begins twisting it and then arm drags Deth
down to the mat. HT then begins to stomp away at the shoulder and working it
over. HT then pulls Deth up again and whips him into the corner and follows
that up with a splash attempt. However, Deth is able to get out of the way and HT
slams hard into the turnbuckle. Deth catches him on the way out and delivers a
vicious german suplex. Deth holds on and delivers a second german suplex, and
then delivers a third german suplex. HT is down and Deth takes this opportunity
to go outside and grab a table.*
CY: Well we have gone through about
8 minutes here and still no one has gone through a table.
DS: Oh trust me, it is coming.
*Deth slides the table into the ring
and then climbs back in. Deth props the table up in the corner and then goes to
pull HT to his feet. HT low blows Deth again and picks him up for a scoop slam.
HT then goes off the ropes and hits a vicious leg drop.*
CY: Who does HT think he is…Hogan?
DS: Nah, he’s better and younger.
*HT then delivers a few stomps to
the left leg of Deth. Deth then kicks out with his right leg and trips HT who
kits his head on the corner of the table, and appears to be knocked out. Deth
is holding his leg and trying to pull himself up. HT seems to have been knocked
senseless and is not moving. Deth finally manages to get to his feet and yells
something to the ref, Deth then gores down and under the ring. HT is now
beginning to move and he notices the barb-wired bat Deth has in his hands. HT
tries to get to his feet more quickly and Deth gets close enough to swing and
when he does HT moves and the bat hits the table. HT then leans on the ropes
and as Deth comes in again he delivers a quick kick to the gut of Deth. This
sends Deth backwards and the bat to the outside of the ring.*
CY: Looks like Deth was really
ticked off there and wanted to hurt HT.
DS: Yeah he is a little crazy.
CY: Crazy!?!? HT has been trying to
hurt Deth since his return.
DS: Yeah so.
*With now 21 minutes gone in the
match the two men are getting tired and weary. So they both are taking a little
breather between blows. The table Deth had set up earlier is still propped in
the corner, but as of yet, no one has gone through it…or any other table. Deth
and HT lock up in the middle and HT gains the advantage with a kick to the gut
and then whips Deth into the ropes. As Deth comes off the ropes he is hit with
a big boot from HT that sends him to the mat hard. HT then goes to the outside
and looks under the ring. He smiles as he pulls out a steel chair. He brings it
in the ring as Deth gets to his feet. HT goes to swing the chair, but Deth
sidesteps and then hits HT with a clothesline that only staggers HT, but causes
him to drop the chair. Deth charges at him again and tries a second
clothesline. Again the big man barely moves. HT tries to grab Deth, but he is
just fast enough to get out the big mans grasp. Deth ducks the punch and then
dropkicks the knee of HT. HT staggers as Deth does it again and HT falls to one
knee. Deth then rolls out of the ring quickly to grab the chair that HT dropped
and slides it in. HT is getting back to his feet when Deth does a chop block to
the back of HT’s knee. The big man falls to one knee again. This time Deth
takes the chair and slams it with all his might into the big head of HT. The
chair is quite dented and Deth winds up and delivers another stiff chair shot.
This busts HT open and causes him to fall onto the propped up table in the
corner. Deth drops the chair and smiles. He then charges and hits a
splash…however, HT manage to move out of the way and Deth goes through the
table.*
CY: Man that had to hurt, but it
doesn’t count, as Deth put himself through the table.
DS: Don’t worry, HT looks to be
getting a second table.
*HT slides another table into the
ring and sets it up. He wipes the blood from his forehead and smears some of it
on the table. He then grabs the limp Deth and pulls him near the table. He then
wraps his massive hand around the throat of Deth. HT then hoists him up into
the air and chokeslams him right through the table.*
DS: There it is, after 48 minutes of
this match, someone finally went through the table.
CY: Yes, and HT may win with that as
Deth looks right out of it. I mean the Airtime is a devastating move on its
own. To put someone through a table with it, is just simply amazing.
*HT is smiling and gloating. He
yells at Deth to get up as he begins to celebrate. Deth is not moving and HT is
parading around the ring like he has just won the match. He then sees Deth’s
hand move and quickly goes over and delivers a few more stomps. HT then
continues his celebrating as the crowd boos loudly. Deth finally begins to
stir, but this time HT doesn’t notice. HT exits the ring and grabs another
table that he slides in. Deth lies still as HT comes back into the ring. Then
as HT sets the table up, Deth once again moves and pulls himself wearily to his
feet.*
CY: My GOD!! How can Deth still be
moving after that?
DS: Come on HT, turn around.
*HT has the table set the way he
wants it and as he turns around, Deth hits a desperation ace crusher and both
men fall to the mat.*
CY: Deth just nailed the Deth Strike
on HT and both men are down.
DS: He got lucky there, he has only
5 minutes left to tie this up and he won’t do it.
*Deth is the first one to his feet,
but HT is not far behind. Deth comes out fast with some punches as we now
notice that Deth’s back is bleeding from going through the table. Deth hits a
few more punches and then delivers an irish whip. As HT comes of the ropes Deth
uses HT’s full momentum to execute a huge powerslam right through the table HT
set up.*
CY: WOW!! Deth just HT’s momentum
against him and drove him through that table and with time running low, it is
tied up at one.
DS: That’s not fair, HT brought that
table in.
CY: It doesn’t matter as both men
are down and not moving much.
*A clock comes up on the Razortron
showing only 1 and half minutes left in the match. The crowd starts to really
cheer as Deth is up and going for another table. Deth sets the table up on the
outside. He then goes under the ring and pulls out a ladder.*
DS: What the hell is there a ladder
under the ring for?
CY: For the main event tonight.
DS: DAMN!!
*Deth slides the ladder in, and Deth
sets it up quickly. HT is now back to his feet and swings at Deth, but Deth
ducks. HT then grabs Deth and tries an irish whip but Deth reverses it and
sends HT into the far ropes. Deth then waits and back body drops HT to the
outside over the top rope. He follows HT to the outside and pulls HT to his
feet and lays him across the table that was set up. Deth then grabs the steel
chair from just inside the ring and smashes it across the face of HT and then
lays it across the chest of HT.*
DS: There is only about 45 seconds
left.
CY: What is Deth doing, he is going
back into the ring.
*Deth positions the ladder near the
ropes and climbs to the top of it.*
CY: No way, he is crazy.
DS: HT…Roll out of the way!!!
*Deth gets to the top and looks out
to the cheering crowd and then leaps. As the crowd begins counting down the
final seconds, Deth crashes through the chair, HT and the table just as the
time expires.*
CY: CHRIST ON HIS THRONE!!! I think
they may be dead.
DS: I don’t think Deth beat the
time.
*Chants of “HOLY SHIT” ring through
the crowd.*
CY: What…of course he did.
DS: Yeah but look at the ref, he is
talking to Katie.
CY: Well here comes the official
word.
KB: Here are the final totals.
DS: NO!!!
CY: Yes, Deth may have just ended
both their careers but he did win the match.
DS: This is an outrage.
CY: Yeah, well as the medics attend
to Deth and HT, let’s talk about the upcoming Tag Team Title Match.
DS: Ya know what? Our tag division
has never been better. Look at it! Total Carnage are about to become the tag
champs. And well, there's no competition for them except for maybe The Powerhouse.
But that's the best part about it. There's quality, not quantity. There isn't
an over abundance of wastes of space. Hell....
[The arena goes dark and the opening guitar of "Clash City Rockers"
hits the PA system. As the drums hit red lights turn on all around the arena.
As soon as the vocals kick in pyros blast up from under the entranceway. Rizzo
and Sean make their way out as fireworks explode over the ring. As Sean &
Rizzo make their way down to the ring a light lights up down the ramp with each
step they take. Both men get in the ring and the lights return to normal.]
CY: OH MY GOD!! THEY'RE BACK!!!
DS: What the hell!!!! I thought Rizzo was injured badly!!!
CY: I guess not as injured as we all thought. And look, He's back with Sean!
[Rizzo and Sean step into the ring and Rizzo grabs the mic.]
Riz: Good evening
are witnessing the evolution of Rizzo!
*Hands the mic to Sean*
Sean: Damn it feels good to be back. It feels good to be back here in the
CeFWA... and it feels even better to be back by the side of my best friend
Rizzo. You see, lately Rizzo & I have seen the tag division here in the
CeFWA take a turn for the worst. Guys like Total Carnage and The Powerhouse are
running things around here, and frankly it ain't good. Rizzo & I have been
thinking a lot about what this place needs. And ladies and gentlemen, Rizzo and
I came up with the conclusion that a little bit of spring cleaning is in order.
Although The Contour Cuzions are great tag champs they are vastly outnumbered
by goons and thugs. So we're here to help out. We're here to help the Contours
make right things that have gone wrong, namely the tag division.
*Hands the mic back to Rizzo*
Riz: Sean and I have had a lot of time to strategize and plan while we were
out. We've had plenty of time to sit back and watch as the tag division here
gets turned into a circus sideshow. We also realize that many of you as well as
most of the CeFWA expect Sean and I to go directly after the tag titles. Well,
that isn't the case. See, Sean and I recognize that we haven't earned our shot
here yet. Sean and I, will, we want to earn our stripes. So we've come up with
a plan, a plan to execute the most hostile takeover of any tag division ever
seen.... starting with The Powerhouse. See, Sean and I don't appreciate the
"evil" people running around like they own the place. So, as the
Chairmen of the CeFWA, it will be our first act to, it's time for us to step up
and be the voice of the silent majority.
*Hands the mic back to Sean.*
Sean: Xaero, Commander, you guys have done enough damage to this place. You two
have run your mouths and you have taken your toll on this place. But, your
rampage will stop now. As of tonight you can kiss your little reign of evil
goodbye. Starting tonight, THE CHAIRMEN ARE COMING AFTER YOU!!!
*The music kicks back in as Rizzo & Sean leave the ring.*
DS: Man oh man, Total Carnage is going to be PISSED!
CY: They may be pissed but I think Xaero and Commander need to really listen
up. These two guys, they mean business!
DS: Who cares? They're just two washed up has-beens trying to steal the
spotlight from a truly talented tag team.
CY: You need to watch some tapes man. You severely underestimate what The
Chairmen can do.
DS: *Yawn* Are you done? We have a show to get on with!
CY: Yes we do…wait a minute. Do you
think these are the two Razor were talking about.
DS: If it is, so what, these guys
are washed up anyways.
CY: Whatever, let’s go to Katie for
the call.
KB: This next match is a tag team
match scheduled for one fall and it is for the CeFWA Tag Team Championship.
Introducing first, the challengers weighing in at a combined weight of five
hundred and forty-four pounds, Scotty Sorrow and Brood…TOTAL CARNAGE!!!
*The lights dim and then White
Zombie's "More Human Than Human" blares throughout the area. Pyros
fly as Total Carnage walk down the ramp toward the ring. On their way down,
Brood and Sorrow take the time to taunt the audience, occasionally giving the
finger to the more vocal spectators. As they make their way into the ring,
Brood rolls in under the bottom rope as Sorrow climbs through the ropes and
into the center of the ring. Total Carnage takes their stance in the middle of
with menacing facial expressions as their opponents arrive.*
KB: And their opponents, they hail
from Halifax, Nova Scotia and weigh in at a combined weight of three hundred
and ninety-five pounds, they are the CeFWA Tag Team Champions, Tommy and Johnny
Contour…THE CONTOUR CUZIONS!!!
*Linkin Park’s "One Step
Closer" hits. When Johnny and Tommy first appear on the ramp, they stand
there with their hands on their hips, looking out to the crowd. They raise
their hands and run into the ring, sliding on their bellies. Then they run up
onto the turnbuckles, raising their arms into the air. With their hands, they
make their fingers do a C shape, as for Contour, and they beat their chests
with that C shape. Then jump down and stare at their opponents.*
DING!! DING!! DING!!
CY: Well this match is underway and
it looks as though Sorrow and Tommy are starting things off.
DS: Well Brood needs a little break
after his hard fought Hardcore match.
CY: Yes, and you have to wonder how
much gas he still has after that.
DS: Don’t worry.
*Sorrow and Tommy lock up. Sorrow
gains the advantage with a side headlock which he quickly turns into a bulldog.
Sorrow then stomps away at Tommy. Tommy rolls into the corner where Sorrow now
places his boot on Tommy’s throat and begins to choke Tommy using the ropes as
leverage. The ref tells Sorrow to let up and then begins to count as Sorrow
does not listen. 1……2……3……4……Sorrow let’s up but is also pulled away a bit by
the ref. Sorrow yells at the ref who points to his shirt and mouths the words
“I’ll disqualify you!” This allows Tommy time to get to his feet. Sorrow then
tries an irish whip, but Tommy reverses it and sends Sorrow into the ropes.
Tommy then tries a clothesline, but Sorrow ducks it and goes off the ropes
again. This time it is Tommy who ducks a clothesline. Sorrow goes of the ropes
a third time and this time both men connect with a clothesline and fall to the
mat.*
CY: They have just taken each other
out with clotheslines.
DS: Yeah, but Sorrow still is better
off than Tommy.
CY: Only because Sorrow wasn’t being
illegally choked.
DS: Whatever.
*The ref begins a ten-count as both
men are down. 1……2……3……4……Both men are stirring and pulling themselves to their
respective corners……5……6……7……Both men make the much needed tag and Brood and
Johnny come in. It is Johnny who gains the advantage here with a shot to the
head of Brood that sends him down to the canvas. Brood is quickly back to his
feet, but Johnny takes him down again, this time with a clothesline. Brood once
again gets to his feet and narrowly avoids a kick from Johnny. Brood slumps
back on the ropes trying to catch his breath. Johnny comes closer and as he
does Brood shoots off the ropes and nails a flying forearm to the head of
Johnny. Brood then stomps away at Johnny for a few seconds before pulling him
to his feet. Brood then whips Johnny into a neutral corner and follows it up
with a huge splash. Johnny slumps down to the mat only to have Brood pull him
back up to his feet. He then begins delivering some hard knife edged-chops.
Johnny tries to grab his chest, but Brood moves his hands down and chops him
again. Brood then places Johnny on the top turnbuckle and climbs up with him.*
DS: Yes, it looks as though Total
Carnage has things well in hand right now.
CY: That is true, but Brood should
be careful about doing some of these high risk moves.
*Brood then executes a huge bearhug
suplex from the top rope. Johnny hits the mat hard and Brood hooks the leg for
the cover.*
1!!
DS: Brood has got the first cover of
the match.
2!!!
*Tommy comes in and breaks up the
count before Sorrow can stop him. The ref then forces Tommy back to his corner
allowing Sorrow and Brood to get the double team in. The deliver a double
facecrusher to Johnny and then Brood quickly leaves the ring slapping his hands
together to make it sound as though a tag was made.*
CY: Hey there was no tag between them.
DS: Yes there was, didn’t you here
it.
*The ref signals that he heard the
tag and allows Sorrow to stay in the ring. Sorrow picks Johnny up only to drop
back down with a DDT. Sorrow then climbs to the top rope and waits for Johnny
to get to his feet. Johnny slowly stands up and has no idea where he is. He
turns to where Sorrow is poised on the top rope and receives a vicious top rope
spear from Sorrow.*
DS: FALLEN ANGEL!!! Sorrow just
nailed Johnny with the Fallen Angel.
CY: I have to admit that is an
impressive move. Sorrow is going for the cover now.
*Sorrow makes the pin attempt on
Johnny.*
1!!
DS: This has to be the end here.
2!!!
CY: Johnny is too close to the
ropes…Look.
*Johnny has his foot on the rope and
the ref waves off the count. Sorrow looks up at the ref and gives him a
menacing look. The ref points to Johnny’s foot on the rope and Sorrow looks
furious. He gets up and begins to stomp away at Johnny and keeps doing so until
Johnny falls out of the ring. The ref tries to restrain Sorrow from following,
but he can’t. Sorrow picks Johnny up on the outside as Tommy comes over to try
and help. However, Brood cuts Tommy off and spins him around and then takes him
down with a DDT. Sorrow has Johnny up and whips him hard into the steel steps.
The ref is yelling at them to take it back in the ring.*
CY: Sorrow and Brood should listen
to the ref here; they can’t win the titles on the outside.
DS: They know what they’re doing.
*Sorrow and Brood then execute a
wishbone split on Johnny and then roll him into the ring. Sorrow follows him in
and makes the cover. Brood yells at the ref to get back in and count. The ref
complies as Brood heads back to his corner.*
1!!
CY: This is ridiculous.
2!!!
DS: Total Carnage are smarter than
the Cuzions could ever hope to be.
3……NO!!!
*Tommy makes the save, but Brood is
there quickly when Tommy gets to his feet and clotheslines him over the top
rope. The ref tries to get Brood back to his corner, but Brood doesn’t want to
go. Sorrow then gets to his feet and spins the ref around and yells at him for
not counting. Johnny has time to get up and wearily looks for a superkick to
the back of the head of Sorrow. However, Brood yells at Sorrow who ducks and
Johnny takes out the referee with the superkick.*
DS: And down goes the ref.
CY: This is not good for the
Cuzions. Total Carnage will no doubt cheat now.
DS: Why do you say that?
CY: Look at Brood.
*Brood leaves the ring and grabs a
steel chair and then tosses it in to Sorrow. Sorrow swings it around
immediately and nails Johnny in the head with it. Brood then grabs a second
steel chair and slides into the ring with it. They stand on opposite sides of
Johnny as he staggers to his feet. Tommy has managed to pull himself up to the
apron, and is trying to get Johnny’s attention. Sorrow and Brood then swing the
chairs con-chair-to style, but Johnny drops down out of the way and the chairs
clang together. Sorrow drops his and holds his fingers. Brood still has his in
one hand, but has little time to react as Johnny springs up and clotheslines
Brood. Both men go over the top rope and to the floor below, chair and all.*
DS: DAMN!!
CY: Well that didn’t work they way
Total Carnage wanted.
DS: Shut up.
CY: But look at Tommy.
*Tommy gets set and as Sorrow turns
towards him he nails the Olympic style slam.*
CY: Tommy just nailed the Breath
Taker on Sorrow, but where’s the ref.
DS: Oh no, he is moving.
*The ref turns and sees the cover,
and goes to count.
1……The ref stops before finishing
the one count and calls for the bell.*
DING!! DING!! DING!!
DS: What the…he has to count.
CY: I agree…what is going on?
*The ref points to the chair in the
ring and then to Tommy. Tommy looks up in a confused way. The ref leans over
the ropes and explains to Katie what his decision is.*
KB: And the winners of this match,
as a result of a disqualification…TOTAL CARNAGE!!!
CY: WHAT!?!?!?
DS: Yes…but wait…
KB: However, STILL CeFWA Tag Team
Champions…THE CONTOUR CUZIONS!!!
CY: Well Total Carnage picks up a
shady victory, but it was by disqualification. That means the titles do not
change hands. On the other note, what made the ref decide to DQ the Cuzions?
DS: I dunno, but I bet Total Carnage
are not going to be happy about this, even though they get the “W” they didn’t
win the titles.
CY: That may be true, but that is
this game. We now are on to the biggest match of the night.
DS: Yes and Ash could salvage the
Brotherhood’s night with a victory here.
CY: Well here comes Katie with the
intros.
KB: This next match is an Escape
from Hell Match. The two competitors will be looked in a cell with only one way
out. A hole situated at the top of the cage that can only be reached with a
ladder is the only escape from this hell. It is for the CeFWA World
Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from
*The arena goes pitch black as the
opening of "Never Gonna Stop" begins to play over the sound system.*
"Yeah!! My
*As the music plays white strobes begin to flash to the beat of the of the
music.*
"Never gonna stop me, never gonna stop, never gonna stop me, never gonna,
never gonna"
*A flash of pyros goes off from the entranceway. Then Ash makes his appearance
from behind the curtain and pauses to allow the pyro smoke clear. He pulls out
his baseball bat which he points to some fans with before placing it back into
his homemade holster on his back. He then proceeds to the ring as images of his
matches flash on the Titantron.*
"Yeah!! The devil ride a dinosaur he paint the monster red so the blood
don't stain the floor!"
*He enters the ring over the top rope and pulls out the bat one more time. He spins
with it pointed to the audience and then stops and holds the bat straight up as
more pyros shoot from each ring post.*
"Scream if you want it!!! Cause I want it more. Scream if you wan it!!!
Cause I want it more."
DS: What do you think of Ash’s new
entrance from Rob Zombie?
CY: Well that may be the only thing
good that Ash has going tonight as J7 is looking for some revenge.
KB: And his opponent weighing in at
two hundred and seventy-six pounds and hailing form
*The lights dim to dark and a
fountain of sparks flow from the side of the entrance. The words "Johnny
Seven" are seen on the Razortron and Name of the Game by Crystal Method
blast through the speakers. The music plays for a few seconds and Johnny walks
out as soon as the words begin to kick in*
”Listen all you mother f*ckers..............”
*Johnny holds his title up with pride and the crowd cheers. Johnny smiles and
walks down the ramp as the next verse kicks in.*
”That's the name of the game..............”
*Johnny reaches the ring and slides in through the bottom ropes. Johnny walks
to the center of the ring holding the title up high. The crowd goes crazy and
Johnny pulls away his pants and takes off his shirt and gets ready to start the
match.*
DING!! DING!! DING!!
CY: Well this Escape from Hell match
is underway.
DS: Yeah, and like I said. All of Brotherhoods downfalls tonight could be
avenged with a huge win here.
CY: We’ll see.
*J7 and Ash circle each other and
both glance up to the hole at the top of the cage. They lock up and Ash gains
the advantage with an irish whip into the ropes. J7 comes off the ropes and is
met by a big boot from Ash. Ash then pulls J7 to his feet and before J7 can
react, Ash delivers a scoop slam. Ash then gets down and begins punching J7 in
the top of the head. Ash keeps punching and punching as J7 tries to block, but
to no avail. Ash then lets up and gets off J7 and then goes to a turnbuckle and
pulls of the padding. He then turns back to J7. J7 is now to his feet and Ash
tries a clothesline, but J7 ducks and then grabs Ash in a full nelson. Ash
tries to fight it, but J7 then delivers a huge full nelson slam. J7 then
delivers an elbow drop and follows that up with a leg lock. Ash writhes in pain
a little, but J7 doesn’t hold on long. J7 now sees what Ash has done and pulls
Ash to his feet. J7 then drags him over to one of the corners that still has
padding and smashes Ash’s head against it. He then pulls Ash to another corner
and smashes his head against another padded turnbuckle. The crowd is cheering
loudly as J7 then smashes Ash’s head against the third and final padded
turnbuckle. As the crowd cheers J7 points to the exposed turnbuckle…Ash’s eyes
have a glazed look as the crowd cheers. J7 then drags Ash to the corner with
the exposed turnbuckle and smashes his head into it. This busts Ash open and
sends him staggering backwards and falling to the mat.*
DS: This is not fair.
CY: Come on, Ash pulled the padding
off. You would have liked it if J7 had his head smashed on it.
DS: *sarcastically* Maybe.
*J7 smiles as he lifts the now
bleeding Ash to his feet and whips him into the corner with the exposed
turnbuckle. Ash hits hard and grabs his back as he stumbles out of the corner.
As he approaches J7, J7 hooks in and delivers a samoan drop that furthers the
pain in Ash’s back. J7 then takes this opportunity to go to the outside and
grab one of the two ladders that are there. He slides it into the ring as Ash
still hasn’t moved much. J7 climbs back into the ring and sets the ladder up in
the center. However, as he gets three steps up the ladder he notices Ash
beginning to move. J7 then leaps from the fourth step and delivers a double ax
handle to the top of Ash’s head.*
CY: J7 just crowned Ash with that
move.
DS: Quit stealing lines from movies.
CY: Yeah, that is your job right?
DS: Shut up.
*J7 then goes out and grabs the
other ladder and slides it in. He places this one in the corner and pulls Ash
back to his feet. He then goes for an irish whip, but Ash reverses it and sends
J7 into the ladder hard. As J7 comes stumbling back towards Ash…holding his
back…Ash delivers the urange suplex.*
DS: Ash just nailed the Backdraft.
CY: Great presence of mind by Ash I
must admit.
*Ash then grabs the ladder and sets
it up next to the one that J7 set up. Ash begins climbing as J7 gets to his
feet. J7 then begins climbing the other ladder. The two men meet near the top
and begin trading some punches that almost sends each of them falling. J7 then
lands one to Ash that dazes him. J7 then locks in for a russian leg sweep.*
DS: He wouldn’t dare?
*J7 then executes a russian leg
sweep from the top of the ladder that sends both men crashing to the mat
below.*
CY: GREA GUGA MUGA!!!
DS: This is utterly brutal; both men
had to have been hurt on that one.
*The crowd begins chants of “HOLY
SHIT” for the second time here tonight. Both men remain unmoving.*
CY: That could have killed them
both.
DS: I still can’t believe he did
that.
*J7 is the first man to finally
crawl his way back to his feet. He sees Ash still unmoving so begins to climb
the ladder again. Ash begins to move as J7 reaches about the 5 step up. J7
doesn’t see Ash this time and Ash grabs the ladder he is on and knocks it over.
J7 manages to leap back so as not to land on top of the fallen ladder. However,
J7 lands gingerly on the ropes. Ash takes this opportunity to try and go up the
ladder himself. Still hurt from the russian leg sweep, Ash moves rather slowly
up the ladder. J7 is recovering and manages to get back to his feet. Ash is
near the top and goes to grab hold of the outer edges of the hole to hoist
himself up when suddenly J7 kicks the ladder out from underneath him. Ash
manages to hold on to the top of the cage, but not for long. Ash comes crashing
down to the mat and hits quite hard.*
DS: NO!!!
CY: Ash may have just broken his
back there.
*J7 then grabs Ash by the hair and
pulls him up. Ash is barely standing as J7 flips him off and then delivers an
ace crusher to Ash that sends him flipping near the ropes.*
CY: J7 just nailed the Seven N’
Out…this could very well be it.
*J7 grabs one of the ladders and
sets it up and begins climbing it. Ash is still motionless as J7 nears the top.
The crowd is cheering as Ash still hasn’t moved and J7 is now pulling himself
out of the cage.*
DING!! DING!! DING!!
CY: HE DID IT!! He is still the
champion.
DS: He got lucky, that is all.
KB: Your winner and STILL CeFWA
World Champion…JOHNNY SEVEN!!!
*J7 is celebrating at the top of the
cage as the referees unlock the door and allow EMT’s to attend to Ash. J7
climbs back down to the floor and grabs his title, he holds it high as the
crowd cheers and the Hell on Earth logo comes up.*
~~CREDITS~~
Match Summaries: Raymond Provencher
Match 5(Hardcore Title): Adam
Mills/Raymond Provencher
Match 6(Grudge Match): Raymond
Provencher
Match 7(Tag Title): Raymond
Provencher
Main Event: Raymond Provencher