*Powerman 5000’s
“Bombshell” hits as pyros fly from the roof towards the entrance way. The crowd
is going nuts. Chris Yankovic and Dave Scott make their way to the announce
position and sit down. The crowd screams as the ‘Redemption’ logo appears on
the screen followed by the images of the competitors in tonight’s show. As the
camera pans the capacity crowd we see signs like “CLASS DISMISSED”, “SIMPLY
BREATHTAKING”, “TITANX IS SATAN” and “RAZOR vs. DETH II”
Chris Yankovic:
Welcome to the second PPV in the CeFWA…REDEMPTION!!!
Dave Scott: That is
right Chris, it is our second PPV and Redemption is the perfect name. Many of
the matches scheduled for tonight feature redemption at the centre.
CY: Well we are
getting right to the action right now with an all out brawl for the number one
contender to the Hardcore Title.
DS: Now how is this whacked out CEO having this match work?
CY: Well, all six
competitors come to the ring and then fight…hardcore style. The last man
standing is the winner.
DS: Well, I think
the commissioner…
*Suddenly “Du Hast”
by Rammestein plays over the speakers and Deth makes his appearance at the top
of the ramp. He has a microphone in his hand as he walks with determination to
the ring. He climbs the steps and enters the ring.*
CY: Well it looks
like the Commissioner has something to say…
DS: Yeah, so shut
up and listen Chris.
*Deth draws his
thumb across his neck as the music cuts out and then he raises the microphone
to his mouth.*
Deth: Well it seems
the CEO has it in for me and put me in this crappy match…well I have decided to
change the style in which it happens…
*Suddenly “I am
Canadian” hits and the red and white pyros stream near the entrance as a maple
leaf appears on the curtains. Out steps the CEO Razor with a microphone. The
crowd goes nuts as Razor puts the mic to his mouth.*
Razor: Cut my
music. Deth, I have something you should know about the Commissioner’s
position. *Razor pulls out a document he had in his shirt pocket.* This here
was faxed to you this morning and judging by your reaction in the ring, you
haven’t read it…so let me do that for you. *Razor opens the document and begins
reading.* The commissioner is no longer to make changes to matches he or she is
involved in after
*Deth is visibly
upset as Razor sort of salutes him and then turns and leaves.*
DS: What the
hell…he just basically stripped the commissioner of power.
CY: So, it is about
time.
*Deth is speechless
as Katie begins introductions.*
Katie Brazel: This
first match is scheduled for five falls and is for the number one contendership
to the Hardcore Title. This will be an elimination style match. Introducing
first, already in the ring, from
*“Du Hast” by
Rammstein hits and the pyros go off and end as Deth is already in the ring. The
boos from the crowd almost drown out the song.*
KB: From
*Disturbed’s
“Getting down with the Sickness” hits and JP Sweet comes running to the ring
taunting the crowd.*
KB: From
*Arena goes black.
RAAAAWW!!! the music hits and white lights flicker with the music. Shawn
Christian walks to the ring with his head down and with the music picks up
again he gives the hardcore sign (ala Jerry Lynn). He climbs in the ring and
waits.*
KB: From
*”Click Click Boom”
by Saliva hits and Vegas comes out and stops at the top of the entrance ramp
and flexes both arms and a few explosions go off.*
KB: Finally, from
parts unknown and weighing in at two hundred and forty-three pounds…DANTE!!!
*All lights fade to
black in the arena. Red smoke grows up from in front of the curtain. A lightning
bolt strikes down and lights the ramp and stage progressively. Dante comes out
of the smoke and walks through the flames. He gets onto the ring apron and
falls down on the mat. He rolls and gets up. He raises his arms and smoke goes
up from the 4 corners and from below him. Once again, a lightning bolt strikes,
but this time right on him. He extends his arms and screams in pain and the
smoke stops. He gets back to normal and falls down on his knees. He gets back
up and stretches himself on the ring ropes.*
DING!! DING!!
DING!!
DS: Man I thought
we would never get to the match.
CY: Well it looks
as though Dante has locked up with Igali and Deth is tied up with Vegas right
now.
*Vegas and Sean
Christian begin to work over Deth in the corner. SC gets turned around by JP
Sweet and they begin to exchange blows. Vegas rolls Deth out of the ring and
slams him hard to the mats outside. Vegas then reaches under the ring and pulls
out a garbage can lid and cracks over Deth’s skull and then makes the cover…*
1!!
2!!!
3!!!!
CY: Deth has been
eliminated.
DS: No way, this is
blasphemy.
*Vegas then rolls
into the ring with the trash can lid and begins swinging. He nails JP and SC
with it and then begins to stomp away at JP. As SC gets to his feet, he nails
him again.*
CY: Dante and Igali
seem to be really tearing into each other.
*Dante whips Igali
into the ropes and then hits a clothesline. Dante then drops an elbow on Igali
then pulls him to his feet. He delivers a DDT and makes the cover.*
1!!
2!!!
*Igali kicks out.
JP is taking a beating from Vegas who now has him up on the top turnbuckle.
Vegas climbs up and begins punching JP as the crowd counts… *
“1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!!”
*He then tosses him
off the top ropes and to the mat. Vegas pulls him up and then hits a jackhammer
style suplex and holds for the cover.*
1!!
CY: Looks like JP
is done.
2!!!
DS: Damn!
3!!!!
*Vegas rolls JP out
of the ring after eliminating him and notices SC, but too late. SC spears
Vegas. Dante has Igali on the outside and near the steel steps. He smashes his
head on the steps and busts him open.*
CY: Well if that
happens in the Main Event tonight, the match is over.
*Dante then
suplexes him to the mats on the outside. He then picks him up and jump
powerbombs him to the mats.*
DS: KISSING THE
SHADOWS! KISSING THE SHADOWS! KISSING THE SHADOWS!
*Dante makes the
cover.*
1!!
2!!!
3!!!!
CY: Well there goes
another one and now we have three competitors left.
*Dante recovers
outside the ring as SC has Vegas in a step over face lock. Vegas is fighting
the hold and finally manages to trip SC down and locks in an ankle lock. SC
screams in agony but refuses to give up. Dante rolls in the ring and slams a
chair into the back of the head of Vegas. Dante then picks SC up and delivers
the Doomzhammer and makes the cover.*
1!!
CY: That has to be the end of Sean.
2!!!
DS: Well Dante is
good, I’ll give him that.
3!!!!
CY: And then there
were two.
*Vegas takes this
opportunity and whips Dante into the ropes and nails a tilt-a-whirl
backbreaker. He then grabs the chair Dante brought into the ring and slams it
to the back of the head of Dante.*
DS: What a vicious
chair shot from Vegas.
*Vegas then pulls
Dante up and delivers a jackknife powerbomb.*
CY: SNAKE EYES!! SNAKE
EYES!! SNAKE EYES!!
*Vegas hooks the
leg for the cover.*
1!!
CY: I think Vegas
has it.
2!!!
DS: Damn him, I
picked Dante to win.
3!!!!
DING!! DING!!
DING!!
KB: Your winner and
number one contender for the CeFWA Hardcore Title…..VEGAS!!!
CY: What a match.
DS: It was aiight.
CY: Shut up and
let’s get on with the show Dave, Katie Brazel is ready to announce tonight’s
second event.
Dave Scott: So stop talking then.
Katie Brazel: Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of five
hundred and fifty four pounds. The team of Sean Collins and Johnny Curillo…MOB
SQUAD!!!
*"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits.*
-Let the bodies hit the floor-
-Let the bodies hit the floor-
-Let the bodies hit the floor-
-Let the bodies hit the....
....ting ting ting.....
Crowd: FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!!!
*Out step the Mob Squad and Tony Mercado. They're both wearing black leather
pants with black boots, and Tony Mercado is in a suit that looks like it came
out of a GQ magazine. They walk down the ramp through a chorus of boo's, slide
into the ring and begin to insult the crowd after their traditional pose down.*
KB: And their opponents, introducing first, from
*All the lights turn black. Blue lights then start to flash as "Stain of
Mind" hits the P.A. system. Xion comes out of the curtain. He slowly walks
to the ring, then climbs on the apron. He then enters the ring by flipping over
the ropes. As he gets to the middle of the ring, fire comes out of each
turnbuckle. He then raises his arms in the air and the crowd explodes with a
mixture of jeers and cheers.*
DS: I hope the Mob Squad destroys that punk.
KB: And his partner, from the South Pacific, he weighs in at four hundred and
eighty three pounds...THE TITAN!!!
*The arena goes
completely dark and the drum solo for "Down With the Sickness" by
Disturbed kicks in. Up on the Titantron it shows various opponents of The
Titan being tortured then a loud explosion occurs at the wrestlers' entrance.
Through the smoke steps The Titan, with only a light coming from behind
him, illuminating his silhouette. He slowly raises his head then begins
to head down the ramp, through the thick smoke now having built up, and heads
for the ring. The
fans give him a huge pop as explosions follow him to the ring on either side
with each step. The Titan pulls himself up onto the ring apron then steps over
the top rope. Once inside the ring, a solitary red light focuses on him
and he then sprays a thick red liquid into the crowd. The lights slowly
fade back in to show the Titan clad in his trench coat and knee high leather
boots, glaring menacingly about the ring.*
CY: The Titan could destroy Mob Squad by himself!
DS: What are you talking about?! I could take The Titan! He’s just big, nothing
else.
CY: Let’s see it then.
DS: Anytime…
CY: *stands up* Hey Titan!! *Titan looks over*
DS: *Jumps up quickly and pulls CY back into his seat* What the hell are
you doing?!?!
CY: You said that…
DS: Never mind what I said! Look the match is starting!
(Xion and Johnny Curillo start things off. They lock up. Xion gets the
advantage with a headlock on Curillo. Curillo falls back into the ropes and
pushes Xion off. But Xion comes back off the other ropes and hits Curillo with
a clothesline. Xion picks Curillo off the mat, grabs a hold off him, and hits a
quick and powerful fisherman’s suplex. He covers.
1….
2….
Sean Collins comes and kicks Xion in the head for the save.)
CY: It’s much harder to score early pins in a tag match.
DS: Especially when you’re fighting the Mob Squad!
(The ref forces Sean Collins out of the ring. Xion gets up and begins to yell
at Collins. Both the ref and Xion have their backs turned to Curillo. Curillo
crawls up behind Xion and low blows him.)
DS: There’s the equalizer!
CY: That was uncalled for!
(Xion drops to the mat. Curillo tags in Collins. Both members of the Mob Squad
pick Xion up and delivery a devastating double powerbomb.)
DS: That’s the way to work together boys.
(Curillo and Collins began stomping away on Xion. The ref forces Curillo out.
Collins whips Xion into the ropes and catches him with powerslam on the way
back! Collins tags Curillo back in.)
DS: Good work. Nice quick tags.
CY: They’re also isolating Xion.
DS: Wouldn’t you?
(Curillo and Collins stomp on Xion again. They pick him up, double irish whip
him into the ropes…….But Xion comes back with a double clothesline!! Xion and
the Mob Squad are down. Xion crawls over to The Titan’s corner. Xion stretches
out his hand…..but there’s no hand to tag!! The Titan just stares down at Xion,
motionless.)
Xion: What the **** are you doing??? Tag my hand!
DS: See! The Titan doesn’t want anything to do with the Mob Squad!!
(The Titan just stares back at Xion. The Mob Squad is up, and sees Xion going
for the tag. They run over, grab Xion’s feet, and pull him back to their
corner.)
CY: The Titan is leaving his partner out to dry here.
(Curillo and Collins continue to stomp Xion. They pick him up again and double
irish whip him into the ropes.)
CY: What’s the Titan doing??
(As Xion hits the ropes closest to the Titan, the Titan steps behind Xion and
slaps him on the back, making the blind tag. The Mob Squad doesn’t see it. Xion
comes back to the Mob Squad and is hit with double big boots. Xion goes down
hard. Curillo goes for the cover, and Collins goes back for his corner.
1……..
The Titan steps over the ropes.
2…..
The Titan grabs Curillo by the back of the head and lifts him up. He turns him
around and grabs his neck. Collins turns around and sees Curillo in trouble. He
runs over to attack The Titan, but the Titan wraps his big hand around his neck
too.)
CY: This doesn’t look good for the Mob Squad.
(Titan double chokeslams both Curillo and Collins!! He then picks up Curillo,
hoists him up and hits a Gorilla Press slam on him. The Titan then picks up
Collins, and Gorilla press slams him. The Mob Squad lay side by side,
motionless on the mat.)
DS: The Mob Squad can kick out of this don’t worry!!
(The Titan turns around, bounces off the ropes, and hits a splash across both
Collins and Curillo.)
DS: Ok maybe not that…
CY: The Titan has hit the Tsunami on both members of the Mob Squad. He lies across
both members, and pins both. The ref counts…
1……..!!
2…….!!
3……!!!!
DING DING DING
KB: And your winners by pin fall, Xion and The Titan!!!!!
(“Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed kicks in. Titan pulls Xion out of the ring,
puts him over his shoulder and they make their way to the back. The Mob Squad
begins to stir a little.)
DS: The Mob Squad has let me down again….
CY: It’s becoming quite the trend.
(As Mob Squad make
their way out the scene switches to the backstage area. Scotty Sorrow and Brood
are in the middle of a conversation as they walk. They are both in their
wrestling gear. Sorrow is carrying his bat.)
Brood: This is bulls**t!! We should be Tag Team Champions!
Scotty Sorrow: I know. I don’t like it either.
Brood: Well what are you gonna do about it??
Scotty Sorrow: What do you mean: “what am I gonna do about it?” There’s nothing
I can do, if I gotta wrestle with the punk, I gotta wrestle. That’s all there
is to it.
Brood: I dunno Scotty, there’s gotta be something we can… *The Mob Squad round
a corner and walk right into Total Carnage*
Sean Collins: Get the f*** outta are way!
Brood: What did you just say??
Johnny Curillo: He said for you two retards to get motherf***’n outta our way!
(Sorrow and Brood look at each other.)
*SMACK!! Brood hits Sean Collins with a haymaker. CRACK!! Scotty Sorrow hits Johnny
Curillo in the face with his bat!!)
Chris Yankovic: Good God!! Total Carnage is beating the hell outta the Mob Squad!!
Dave Scott: Yes I love it!!
(Sorrow continues to beat Johnny with his bat; hitting him with vicious swings.
Blood is spurting everywhere.)
Chris Yankovic: I think I heard some of Curillo’s bones break!!
Dave Scott: Obviously! Scotty’s swings harder then Barry Bonds!
(Scotty drops the bat. Johnny Curillo is nothing but a bloody mess on the ground.
Brood grabs Sean Collins by the throat, lifts him up, and then Holy Hell Bombs
him onto the cement floor!!)
Chris Yankovic: That could paralyze the man! This is not right! What did the Mob
Squad do to deserve this??
Dave Scott: They called Total Carnage retards!! You don’t do that!
(Sorrow picks the
motionless Collins off the ground.)
Sorrow: Brood I think it’s time to Ravagly Raid this piece of trash.
Brood: Through that table. *Brood points over at a snack table.*
(Brood grabs Collins from Sorrow. Scotty hops over the table and stands on the
other side. Brood puts Collins in the Powerbomb position. He lifts him up, as
he brings him down Sorrow grabs the back of his head and hits an impaler
*SMASH* along with powerbomb through the table. Collins lays unconscious. Brood
and Sorrow take a look around at the carnage, laugh, and then walk off.)
Dave Scott: That’s my boys.
Chris Yankovic: Mob Squad might be dead Dave!!
Dave Scott: So! They were boring anyways!!
CY: Well, now we
must proceed with the show and up next should be a great battle for the number
one contendership to the International Title.
DS: Yeah and I am
picking Sorrow to walk away with the win.
KB: The following
contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the number one contenders spot to
the International title. Introducing first, he hails from
*The arena lights
go out, the building is completely dark, the clock bells and chimes of Alice
Cooper's & Rob Zombie's "Hands Of Death" begin to play as blue
and white strobe lights are flashing intensely, a mysterious blue fog begins to
cover the ramp and stage making visibility
somewhat difficult as the eerie sounds continue to play, suddenly the music begins
to rock, and out steps Scotty Sorrow through the fog wearing his black trench
coat and black glasses. The Big Screen shows nothing but Sorrow's eyes close up
expressing nothing but rage as a blue fog is also seen on the screen rolling
past his face. Sorrow makes his way to the ring with the same crazed look on
his face, he slides into the ring, hands his shades and coat to the ring assistant,
he cracks his neck, grinds his teeth, it's time.*
KB: And his
opponent, from
*The lights go out,
and you hear "South town" by P.O.D playing softly. Then once it hits
the heavy guitar, the music is blaring and massive fireworks go off. You see,
as if he came out of now where, Tommy Contour standing there with his arms
crossed with a serious look on his face. He goes straight to the ring and
runs across the ring to get warmed up.*
DING!! DING!!
DING!!
CY: And this one is
starting off with both men circling each other.
DS: Come on Scotty,
waste him.
*Sorrow and TC lock
up in the middle of the ring. Sorrow gains the advantage and whips TC into the
ropes. Sorrow drops down as TC goes over top. TC then leap frogs Sorrow and
returns again as Sorrow tries for a hip toss, but it is blocked. TC tries for
one of his own, but Sorrow blocks that. Then Sorrow hooks in and delivers a
belly to back suplex. Sorrow then waits as TC gets to his feet and whips him
into the ropes. As TC returns Sorrow levels him with a clothesline.*
CY: This is a fast
paced start to the match.
DS: Well at least
Sorrow is taking it to this wanna be.
*Sorrow now scoop slams
TC to the mat and then begins to punch him in the face. The ref admonishes him
and says to open the fists up. The ref pulls Sorrow off and then is shoved
aside as TC tries to get to his feet but Sorrow DDT’s him back to the mat and
then hooks the leg for the cover.*
1!!
CY: This is an
early pin attempt.
2!!!
DS: Come on Sorrow.
*TC kicks out and
Sorrow pulls him up and goes for another irish whip. TC reverses it and sends
Sorrow into the ropes. TC then uses Sorrow’s momentum and executes a great
overhead belly-to-belly suplex. TC then keeps on Sorrow as he delivers a snap
suplex and holds on to deliver another one. TC then takes Sorrow into a
single-leg
DS: Smart move by
Sorrow to get out of the way.
CY: Well TC and
Sorrow are having a good battle here.
*As TC stumbles out
of the corner Sorrow hits a side russian leg sweep. Sorrow then goes to the top
and tries for a shooting star press and nails it. He holds on for the cover.*
1!!
CY: TC may be done
here.
2!!!
DS: Good.
*Kickout by TC.*
DS: Aww!! Come on,
it was a slow count.
CY: Shut up Dave.
*TC is then pulled
up to his feet and whipped into the corner. Sorrow goes for the Sorrow Splash,
but TC drops down and out of the way and as Sorrow hits TC then goes and drops
him with a neckbreaker. TC then climbs to the top rope and as Sorrow gets up TC
nails him with a missile dropkick. He then quickly locks in the Contour Choke.*
DS: No, not like
this, Sorrow is better than this.
CY: TC has the
submission maneuver locked in good.
*Sorrow is
struggling to get to the ropes, but is quickly fading. TC has the move cinched
in good and Sorrow is staring to fade. Sorrow takes a last ditch effort and
reaches for the ropes and takes hold of the bottom rope. TC is forced to
release the hold.*
CY: Well TC
releases the hold, but the damage may have already been done.
*Sorrow looks to be
in a bad way and TC takes advantage by hitting a tiger suplex into the pin.*
1!!
CY: TC trying
again.
2!!!
DS: No this is
crap.
3….NO!!!!
*Sorrow shoots a
shoulder up breaking the count. TC then pulls Sorrow up and tries for the Breath
Taking, but Sorrow falls behind and hits a reverse DDT.*
DS: SILENCER!! SILENCER!!
SILENCER!!
*Sorrow then hooks
the leg for the cover.*
1!!
CY: Sorrow just
nailed The Silencer from the Breath Taking.
2!!!
DS: Sorrow has it.
3!!!!
DING!! DING!!
DING!!
KB: Your winner,
and number one contender for the International Title…SCOTTY SORROW!!!
CY: Well it was a
good match, but Tommy has to take another loss.
DS: Yeah and my
pick won so there.
CY: Well we have to
move on with the show and our first title defense here tonight.
KB: The following
contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the CeFWA Hardcore
Championship!! Coming to the ring he is the challenger. He hails from
[The lights go completely black and then "The Brood" by C Murder
& Magic starts playing as the lights get a little brighter as a light fog
rolls through the area. Brood soon emerges from the back area, slightly
immersed in the fog, walking down the aisle a little hunched over and
with a mean look in his eyes. His arms are held tightly to his body with his
wrists pressed against his chest. This gives him the appearance of being very cold.
He completely ignores the crowd as he heads down the ramp, his eyes completely
fixated on the ring. He gets in the ring and he waits for his opponent.]
KB: And his opponent hails from
[As soon as the music starts, Johnny comes out grooving to the music, getting
the people pumped up. The screen shows him doing wild air moves, putting his
body on the line. As he slides under the ring Brood catches him with boots to
the body.]
DS: HAHAHA! SWEET!
CY: All's fair in these matches I guess.
*The ref calls for the bell and the match is under way. Brood drags JC into
the ring and he lifts him to his feet. Brood grabs a hold of JC and he
goes for a vertical suplex but JC flips over his back. JC pushes brood into
the ropes but as JC tries to pull him back Brood hangs on. Brood
turns around and goes for a clothesline but JC ducks it. JC bounces off the
ropes and he hits a running forearm. JC bounces off the ropes again but
this time Brood catches him and drops him throat first into the top rope.
Brood bounces off the ropes and he levels JC with a running
shoulderblock.*
DS: This is going to be one short and sweet match and after it.... we'll
have a new Hardcore Champ!
CY: Dream on spanktro. Johnny Contour is the hardcore champ because he's the
best hardcore guy here.
DS: Was Chris, Was.
*Brood lifts JC to his feet and he whips him into the corner. Brood charges
but JC gets his foot up. Brood comes again but JC hits an elbow. JC gets
up on the second rope and he hits a missile dropkick. JC immediately hits
a springboard moonsault and he's covering!*
1...............
2........
DS: HAHA That was fast as hell and he STILL kicked out right after 1.
That tells you a lot!
CY: It was just an early but good attempt.
*JC gets to his feet and he lifts Brood up. Brood knocks JC's arms away and
he nails a few rights to the head. Brood whips JC into the ropes and he
drops him to the mat with a spinebuster. Brood gets up and he connects with
a standing splash. Instead of covering Brood goes to the outside and he
grabs a trash can and a kendo stick from under the ring. Brood slides back
into the ring and he grabs the kendo stick.*
DS: Ahh yes, let the REAL action begin!
*Brood gets up and he slams the stick across JC's back. Brood hits him another
time before disposing of the weapon. Brood grabs the trash can and he
sets it up in the corner. Brood picks JC up and he tries to whip him into
the trash can but JC reverses it. Brood bounces off the corner and JC
dropkicks him back into it. JC grabs Brood and he executes a snapmare. JC
grabs the trash can out of the corner and he slams it on Brood's chest. JC gets
up on the top rope and he goes for a splash but Brood pulls the trash can in
the way. Both men are down and the ref just looks on.
CY: You know, if this match continues to get more and more brutal I don't think
there will be much left of either guy.
DS: Once again you are mistaken. The only reason this match will get more
brutal is because Brood smells blood. He's an animal on the attack!
The only person the medics will be scraping off the mat is Johnny
Contour.
*Both men start to come to after a minute or so. They get to their feet but
Brood rakes JC's eyes. Brood grabs JC by the head and he throws him over
the top! Brood climbs through the ropes and to the outside. Brood lands
several punches before lifting JC up. Brood goes to whip JC into the steel
post but JC reverses it. JC grabs a chair and he waits for Brood to
get up. When he does JC runs and hits the flying chairshot of doom! JC drops
the chair and he covers*!
CY: This could be it!!
1..............
2...........
DS: Nope, not even close. Brood STILL kicks out with authority!
*JC gets to his feet and he goes under the ring. JC pulls out a table and
a stop sign. JC gets out from under the ring and he drags Brood to his feet.
JC boots Brood in the gut. JC charges for a swinging neck breaker but
Brood levels him with a clothesline. Brood stands up and he shakes the cobwebs
out. Brood grabs the stop sign and he bends it over JC’s head. Brood sees
the table and he goes to set it up. Brood gets the table to stand up but
when he turns around JC is up and meets him with a superkick. JC grabs the
chair and he once again waits for Brood to get up. JC swings at Brood but
Brood ducks it. Brood turns around and just as JC lifts the chair again
Brood boots it right in JC's face. Brood flops on top for JC and he hooks
the leg!*
1................
2...............
thr NO!!
CY: WOW that was a close one folks!! Very close!
DS: Damn it!! That title should be Brood's!!!
*Brood gets to his feet and he gives the ref some shit for a slow count. Brood
turns his attention back to JC and he stomps away. Brood lifts JC up and
he puts his hand on JC's throat. Brood lifts JC up in a chokeslam position
but JC wiggles out of it and on the way down he DDTs Brood through the table!!
(Holy Shit chant) Both men are down and out cold!*
CY: GOOD GOD! I can't believe that!! Johnny Contour just risked his body to
drive Brood's head through that table!!
DS: Damn these hardcore rules matches. Damn them to HELL!!
*Both men lay still for over a minute before JC starts to move. JC rolls over
and he puts his arm on Brood's chest!*
1...............
2................
3 NO!!
DS: FAST &!*%! COUNT!!
CY: HEY! Watch your mouth man!!
DS: I can't help it. This ref is as biased as they come!
*JC gets to his feet and he can't believe it. He slams his hands on the mat
in frustration then he starts to stomp away at Brood. JC lifts Brood to
his feet and he chops him across the chest. JC whips Brood into the guardrail
but when he charges Brood back body drops JC over the rail!! Brood climbs over
the railing and he kicks JC in the head. Brood picks JC up and he
fallaway slams him OVER the guardrail and back to ringside! Brood climbs on the
guardrail and he drops a leg across JC's throat! Brood hooks the leg and
the ref counts!*
1.................
2.............
thre NO!!!
DS: OH COME ON! This match just isn't fair. I demand a new ref
right now!
CY: Shut the hell up! That was a damn good count and it was fair!
*Brood gets up but he's limping a little bit. Brood lifts JC back to his feet
and he Brood whips JC into the steel steps. Brood laughs as he taunts the
crowd who boos him. Brood tells the Spanish announcers to 'move their asses.'
Brood bends over to pick JC up but JC punches him in the head. JC gets
to his knees and he knocks Brood back with an uppercut. JC gets to his
feet and he kicks away at Brood's midsection. JC bends Brood over and he
takes him down with a knee lift. JC goes under the ring and he emerges with
a broom. Brood gets to all fours and JC breaks the broomstick over his
back.*
CY: Dear god did you hear that crack? I don't know if that was the stick or Brood's
spine!
*JC gets Brood to his feet and he lays Brood on top of the Spanish announcers'
table. JC goes to the ring and he climbs up to the top rope. JC jumps off
with a splash but Brood rolls off the table. JC hits nothing but wood
then concrete and both men are down and out again!!*
DS: HAHAHAHAHA That was beautiful!!
*Brood starts to move but not much. However, it doesn't look like JC is going
to be moving any time soon. Brood gets to all four and he sees JC out
cold. Brood crawls over to JC and he weakly hooks the leg!*
CY: THIS MIGHT BE IT!!!
1................
2................
3 NO!!!!
DS: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CY: JOHNNY CONTOUR GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!!!! THE MATCH CONTINUES!!!
*Brood gets up and he kicks at JC out of frustration. Brood goes under
the ring and he pulls out another table. Brood slides it into the ring
and he turns back to JC. Brood gets to JC and he lifts him up (barely).
Brood slides JC into the ring and he goes back under the ring.
Brood emerges
with another chair. In the ring JC starts to get up. Brood climbs
up on the apron but JC just lunges at Brood sending him back to the floor. Brood
gets to his feet and he goes to the apron but JC hits him with a baseball
slide. JC goes to the outside and he grabs Brood. JC throws Brood
into the ring and he follows right behind him. JC lifts Brood up and he
executes a snap suplex. JC sets the table up in the middle of the ring. JC
turns back to Brood and he kicks away and his head. JC lays Brood on the
table and he goes back to the top. This time JC jumps off with a moonsault
and he connects sending both men through the table!!!!*
DS: NO!!!!!!!!!
*JC drapes his arm across Brood's chest!*
CY: it's over!! This is it!!
1..................
2..................
3 NO!!!
DS: YES!!!!!!!!!!! BROOD IS THE MAN!!!
CY: I can't believe it. Brood got his shoulder up. Somehow he found
the energy to get his shoulder up!
*JC slowly gets up and he looks pissed off. JC climbs out of the ring, grabs
a chair, and gets back in. JC waits for Brood to get up and he charges
with the chair. Brood ducks the chairshot and he grabs JC from behind and
drops him with a reverse neckbreaker. Brood slowly rises to his feet and
he grabs the chair. Brood lays it down on the mat and he waits for JC to
get up. When JC gets up Brood grabs him with both hands and he drops him on the
chair with a double delayed choke slam!*
DS: HOLY HELL BOMB!!!
*Brood hooks the leg!*
1.............
2...............
3!!
(DING DING!)
CY: I can't believe it. Brood, without any help, defeated Johnny Contour and
well, we have a new champ!
DS: I TOLD YA SO!!!
KB: The winner of this match and NEW CeFWA Hardcore Champion..... BROOD!!*
CY: Well, that was without a doubt a show stealing match... and we still have a
main event, a submission match and an International Title match to get to!
DS: Well, shut up and let's get on with it man!
CY: Well this has
been a great PPV so far with many surprises.
DS: Yes it has…
CY: Wait something
is going on backstage.
*TitanX can be seen
walking backstage when suddenly a large pain of glass lands on his head,
smashing and knocking him unconscious. TitanX is bleeding in several
places and when the camera pans up, The Titan can be seen grinning with his
arms folded, standing on top of some crates.*
DS: What the hell
was that?
CY: I dunno, it
seems Titan is getting back at TitanX.
DS: That is not
good for the main event.
CY: Well anyways,
we have to get to the next match, the Submission Match.
KB: This next match
is a submissions only match and is scheduled for one submission. Introducing first,
from
*The arena goes
pitch black as the opening of "March of the Dead" begins to play over
the sound system. As the music plays white strobes begin to flash to the beat
of the drums of war. Once the first crescendo of the music hits, a flash of
pyros goes off from the entranceway. Then Ash makes his appearance from behind
the curtain and pauses to allow the pyro smoke clear. He pulls out his baseball
bat which he points to some fans with before placing it back into his homemade
holster on his back. He then proceeds to the ring as images of his matches
flash on the Titantron. He enters the ring over the top rope and pulls out the
bat one more time. He spins with it pointed to the audience and then stops and
holds the bat straight up as more pyros shoot from each ring post.*
KB: And his
opponent, from
*The opening guitar
of "Clash City Rockers" by Saves the Day starts up. Just as the drums
and vocals kick in blue and yellow strobe lights fill the arena. Blue and
yellow pyros blast and Sean comes out from the back with Bitchboy in his hand
and Coach at his side. Sean makes his way to the ring slapping hands with
the various fans at ringside. He gets in the ring, stretches on the ropes.*
DING!! DING!!
DING!!
CY: And this one is
underway.
*Ash and Sean
circle each other and then lock up. Ash gains the advantage with a side
headlock and wrenches on the head and neck area of Sean. Sean backs up and
bounces off the ropes shoving Ash into the far ropes. Sean then slaps on a
sleeper hold as Ash returns. He holds the hold in, but not long as Ash drops
down and delivers a jawbreaker to Sean. Ash then waits for Sean to get up and
goes for an irish whip, Sean reverses it into a short arm clothesline. Ash is
down and Sean tries for the ankle lock. However, Ash rushes for the ropes and
takes hold before Sean can really cinch it in.*
CY: Great action to
start of this match.
DS: Hey, I am a big
supporter of the Brotherhood and Ash, but this is going to be a boring match.
*Ash and Sean then
stand toe to toe trash talking each other. Ash then raises his right hand and
challenges Sean to a test of strength. Sean accepts and the two get both hands
up and begin the test of strength. They go back and forth until finally Sean
uses his height to his advantage and has Ash down to his knees. The ref asks
Ash if he gives up. Ash refuses and as the ref leans in a second time, Ash
knees Sean in the groin. Sean releases as Ash drops to his own knees. Ash then
kicks Sean in the gut and begins stomping away. Ash then scoop slams Sean and
tries for a
DS: Come on, let’s
get this match over with already.
CY: This is a great
match, what are you talking about.
DS: Ash should grab
that stupid stick, smack that Coach in the head and then take out Sean.
CY: Well, he
technically could, but let’s see if he can actually fight a clean match.
*Ash drags Sean
away from the ropes and then climbs to the top rope and tries for the Black Ash
Grenade, but Sean rolls out of the way. Ash hits the mat hard and Sean goes
behind Ash as he gets up. Sean then hits a german suplex and holds on and
delivers another. He holds on again and hits a third one. Sean then locks in a
figure four leg lock and has Ash writhing in pain. Ash tries to struggle for
the ropes but they are too far away. Ash screams no as the ref asks him if he
gives up. Ash then struggles more and more to reverse the hold. Sean keeps the
pressure on as Ash fights it. Finally Ash manages to turn over and reverse the
pressure, forcing Sean to release the hold.*
CY: Sean looked as
though he may have had Ash there.
DS: Well
unfortunately the damage may be done.
*Ash limps up to
his feet and as Sean gets to his he tries for the Burnt Plunge. However, a
combination of Ash’s weak legs and Sean’s struggling, Sean manages to fall
behind Ash and drops him down into a dragon sleeper.*
CY: There it is,
the Slapshot. Sean has to have this won.
DS: NO! Ash had
this.
*The ref is
checking to see if Ash gives up, but he is trying to fight the hold. Finally
the struggling stops and the ref checks the arm of Ash. It falls and the ref
says that is one. He picks the arm up again and again it drops. The ref holds
up two fingers and then picks up the arm for the third time.*
DS: Ah here we go,
no one ever wins like this.
*The arm drops and
the ref signals for the bell.*
DS: What the hell.
KB: Your winner, as
a result of making his opponent pass out…SEAN DuBOSE!!!
CY: Wow, this is
certainly a surprising ending to a back and forth match.
DS: Seems there is
something else going on backstage right now.
*The scene switches
to the backstage area where we see TitanX being loaded into the back of an
ambulance.*
CY: What the hell
about our main event??
DS: I dunno, but it
looks like Rizzo will still be the champ.
CY: DAMN!! Well we
have to get to our next match and it is going to be a good one.
DS: Yeah right, a
couple of boring guys fighting for Ash’s Title.
CY: Shut up.
KB: This next match
is scheduled for one fall and it is for the International Title. Introducing
first, the challenger, from
*All the lights
fade to black on the camera. A wheel screech is heard through the PA system and
Fuel by Metallica hits the speakers. Flashing orange lights then flash and
Bakuryu comes out of the curtain, jumping left and right. He raises his arms
and a circle of high flames lights around him. He gets trough it and jumps onto
the ring apron. Does a front-flip entering the ring. He stops in the center and
closes his eyes. He runs towards the ropes and does one backflip getting back
where he is. He gets on the turnbuckle and extends his arms. He gets back down
on the mat.*
KB: And his
opponent, from
*The lights go dim
and the letters J7 are seen on the Tron. The Tron shows the letters catch on
fire and then burn as Purple Pills by Eminem start to play through the
speakers. J7 walks out from the back and gets to the top of the ramp. He brings
out a few J7 t-shirts and throws them out into the crowd. Johnny then walks
down to the ring and slides in through the bottom ropes.*
DING!! DING!!
DING!!
DS: BORING!!
CY: It hasn’t even
started yet.
DS: So, I am
preparing.
*J7 and
1!!
CY: J7 with the
early cover.
*
DS: Boring.
CY:
*
1!!
2!!!
3!!!!
DING!! DING!!
DING!!
CY: We have a new
Champion!!
DS: Huh?? It’s
over…great.
KB: Your winner and
NEW International Champion…..BAKURYU!!!
DS: Finally, now we
can get to some good stuff.
CY: It seems Deth
has some company backstage.
*The Titan barges
into the commissioner's office and confronts Deth. He startles Deth as he
marches right over to his desk.*
The Titan: It seems you have a Main Event with only one competitor. Give
me back the shot that was rightfully mine!
Deth: Now just a minute here Mr. Titan. You just can't come barging in here
demanding things from me. Do you know who I am? I'm the CeFWA
Commissioner... that's who, and what I say... goes. You had your chance
and you blew it. Besides, do you think I've forgotten that little stunt
you tried to pull on me last week? You almost cost me the Tag Team
Titles. No, I'm afraid if TitanX can't perform tonight it looks like Rizzo wins
by default. You'll just have to wait your turn.
The Titan: Why I aughtta...
*The Titan calks his fist and looks ready to lay out Deth when in walks Razor.*
Razor: Now, now gentlemen. There's no need to fight. Deth, our job is to
insure that the fans of the CeFWA are happy and do you honestly think a Main
Event at a pay per view won by default is going to make them happy? As
CEO of the CeFWA I out rank you old buddy and I say Titan gets his shot at
Rizzo here tonight... and unfortunately for you... what I say... goes.
Have a nice day gentlemen.
*With that, Razor exits leaving Deth looking quite agitated while Titan is
smirking from ear to ear.*
DS: WHAT THE HELL!!
A chump like Titan is getting a shot at Rizzo’s title. This is bull***t.
CY: This is great,
this makes the match a whole hell of a lot better.
*The giant video
screen lights up and Rizzo is now searching the backstage area. He's
looking for Heidi. He yells her name but he still doesn't get a response.
Anna Cook comes up from behind and she has a mic in her hand. She taps
Rizzo on the shoulder and he stops a punch one centimeter from her face.
Anna starts to speak as Rizzo withdraws his fist.*
AC: Well, it's nice to see you've got your punches in control... but what about
later on tonight?
Rizzo: Anna, I'm in complete control. It just so happens that I'm looking
for my wife... a situation which has gotten out of control. But you know what,
later on tonight, I'm going to take complete control of the situation and
tonight, I'll take complete control of TitanX's career. And under my direction...
his short little career will end as quickly as it started.
AC: Well Rizzo, unfortunately, he isn’t here tonight. He has been escorted to
the hospital and…I have just been informed you will now be facing The Titan in
the main event.
Rizzo: F*** I need
to find my wife. Well let’s just kick the piss out of The Titan so I can
continue my search.
*With that Rizzo rushes off and he continues his search.*
CY: Well it looks
like Rizzo is heading this way. And here comes Katie with the NEW introductions
for this match.
KB: This next match
is scheduled to be a first blood match and it is for the CeFWA Heavyweight
Title. Introducing first, from
*The lights dim to
nothing. The crashes at the beginning of "Fritz's Corner" by Local H
are accented with two pyro blasts from the entranceway.*
"I'm Not mad, I'm just bored"
*Crashes and pyros blast again, this time from the ringposts.*
"And everything I do is only because"
*Two more crashes with Pyros from above the ring and the house lights
flashing.*
"There's nothing much else for me to do"
*Two last crashes with the lights flashing and large pyros blasting up the
ramp.*
"That includes you, and that includes you"
Pyros blast everywhere. As the heavy part of the song kicks in the lights flash
all sorts of colors through the arena. The arena takes a reddish hue from lowly
lit red lights. The strobes keep flashing all different colors as Rizzo makes
his way out from the back. He storms to the ring and waits with a look of anger
and sheer intensity on his face.*
KB: His opponent
hails from the South Pacific and weighs in at four hundred and eighty-three
pounds…THE TITAN!!!
*The arena goes
completely dark and the drum solo for "Down With The Sickness" by
Disturbed kicks in. Up on the Titantron it shows various opponents of The
Titan being tortured then a loud explosion occurs at the wrestlers' entrance.
Through the smoke The Titan doesn't appear quite yet but Heidi comes
running out through it, still wearing her tattered clothes. She runs down to
ringside and is quickly met by Rizzo. Then Rizzo looks up to see The Titan,
with only a light coming from behind him illuminating his silhouette stepping
out slowly. He slowly raises his
head then raises a mic to his mouth as the music stops and all the lights come
back on.
The Titan: I don't need your bitch to [censored] with your head. If I
wanted to do that, I'd simply reach through your eye sockets. I was
robbed a month ago at Halloween Rampage by sub par officiating... but there's
no relying on anyone else but me tonight, for when your blood begins to pour it
will be there for all to see, no excuses. Rizzo, prepare to meet the end
of your days... so it shall be written... so it shall be done!
*The Titan makes
his way to the ring and steps over the top rope. Rizzo charges and hits Titan
with a shoulder block that doesn’t move the big man.*
DING!! DING!!
DING!!
*Rizzo charges at
him again and tries a clothesline. Again the big man barely moves. Titan tries
to grab Rizzo, but the speed of Rizzo is just enough to get out the big mans
grasp. Rizzo ducks the punch and then dropkicks the knee of Titan. Titan
staggers as Rizzo does it again and Titan falls to one knee. Rizzo then rolls
out of the ring quickly to grab a chair and slides it in. Titan is getting back
to his feet when Rizzo does a chop block to the back of Titan’s knee. The big
man falls to one knee again. This time Rizzo takes the chair and slams it with
all his might into the big head of Titan. The chair is quite dented and Rizzo
winds up and delivers another stiff chair shot.*
CY: Rizzo is not
wasting anytime bringing in the tools for this type of match.
DS: He is a smart
man and will try to bust Titan open early.
*Rizzo now rolls
out of the ring and looks underneath for something. This gives Titan some time
to shake the cobwebs off. Titan is back to his feet as Rizzo now has his
patented barb-wired chair. He sets it in the corner and gets in the ring again.
Rizzo tries for another dropkick, but Titan swats Rizzo down and grabs the
steel chair that was dented on his head. He drives the chair into the back off
the leg of Rizzo. Rizzo winces in pain and grabs for his leg. Titan drives the
chair down again, as Heidi hands the ring bell to Rizzo. As Titan comes for
another swing Rizzo clocks Titan in the back of the head with the ring bell.*
DS: Yes, nice shot
there by Rizzo.
CY: This match has
gotten very brutal, very fast. I think either one of them may bleed at any
second now.
DS: That is good. I
bloody quick and fun main event…just what I love.
CY: You are such a
bad influence for the fans.
*Rizzo is holding
his leg and trying to pull himself up. Titan seems to have been knocked
senseless and is not moving. Rizzo finally manages to get to his feet and tells
something to Heidi who comes over to the timekeepers table. Titan is now
beginning to move and he notices the barb-wired chair Rizzo set in the corner
earlier. As Titan gets to his feet Rizzo charges in full steam. Titan sidesteps
him and Rizzo spears the barb-wired chair and winces in severe pain. Titan then
picks up the very ring bell that knocked him senseless and tosses it out of the
ring. He then climbs out of the ring and goes underneath and pulls a table out
which he sets up on the outside of the ring. He then gets back in the ring just
as Rizzo gets to his feet.*
CY: What could
Titan have planned here?
DS: It doesn’t look
good for Rizzo whatever it is.
CY: NO it doesn’t,
and Rizzo is lucky none of those barb-wires pierced his skin or this match
would already be over.
DS: Yeah, well
Rizzo has a high threshold of pain and doesn’t bleed easily.
*Rizzo slowly gets
his senses about him and turns around, but winds up in the big mitts of The
Titan. Titan then hoists Rizzo up into the gorilla press position. He then
walks near the ropes to where he has set up the table on the outside.*
DS: No way, he
wouldn’t.
*Titan tosses Rizzo
outside and through the table.*
CY: Yes he would.
DS: My god, this is
not good. Rizzo’s title is in trouble.
*Titan then climbs
out of the ring again and goes to the side near the announce table and pulls
out a ladder which he just slides in the ring. He then grabs another table and
sets it up on the outside as well.*
DS: Not again, he
doesn’t have to kill the man.
*Titan then goes to
the debris where Rizzo still hasn’t moved. He yanks Rizzo up and tosses him
back over the top rope and into the ring. Heidi then goes near Titan, who just
glares at her. He takes his eye off Rizzo for one second, which is all he
needed as he reaches into his trunks and slides on some brass knuckles. As
Titan climbs into the ring, Rizzo makes a desperation lunge and nails Titan in
the side of the head with the brass knuckles. Both men are on the canvas and trying
to get back to their feet. Rizzo is the first man up and rolls Titan near to
where the other table is set up. Heidi is then directed to push the table
closer…which she does. He then rolls Titan onto the table and then calls for
the Title Belt from Heidi. She hands it to him as Rizzo steps out over near
Titan’s face and begins scraping the title across the face of the Titan. He then
sets up the ladder near the ropes and climbs to the top. He tosses the belt
down to Heidi and yells something at her.*
CY: What in the
blue hell is Rizzo doing?
DS: I dunno, but it
has to be good.
*Rizzo gets to the
top of the ladder and Heidi places the belt across the face of Titan.*
CY: No, he wouldn’t
dare try this.
*Rizzo does the
sign of the cross and then leaps from the top of the ladder and hits a
guillotine leg drop onto the belt on Titan’s face as they all crash through the
table.*
DS: RIM JOB!! RIM
JOB!! RIM JOB!!
CY: CHRIST ON HIS
THRONE!! THEY MUST BE DEAD!!
*The ref tries to
sort through the debris and then he signals for the bell.*
DING!! DING!!
DING!!
*The ref tells
something to Katie.*
KB: Your winner
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and STILLLLLLLLL
CeFWA Heavyweight Champion…RIZZOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*Rizzo is finally
able to pull himself into the ring. Suddenly, White Zombie's "More Human Than
Human" hits and outcomes the Brotherhood. They all slide into the ring and
stand face to face with Rizzo, encircling him. Brood calls for a microphone and
begins to speak.*
Brood: Hello there
Rizzo. As you know, you've been a great help to the Brotherhood. You have stood
by us ever since Scotty and I arrived in the CeFWA and reformed the Brotherhood
with Ash. The Brotherhood thanks you for that. However, things weren't always
like this. In the old CeWA, we all remember what you and Sean Dubose did to
Total Carnage. The hell that you put us through, centering around the CeWA Tag
Team Titles. I admit, I hated your stinking guts back then. But, it seems that
you certainly have changed. I didn't believe it at first, but now I'm
convinced. You've proven that you are an ally to the Brotherhood, when we were
once bitter enemies. Even though we welcome your help, we've decided that we
want something MORE from you.
(A sly smile
appears on Rizzo's face as he hears Brood's comments. Scotty and Ash nod their
heads up and down in approval. Scotty takes the mike from Brood and begins to speak).
Sorrow: You see,
the Brotherhood has realized that there is no use in fighting against you
Rizzo, since you really have changed for the better. You no longer seem intent
on beating us, but instead you've learned to see how great the dark side really
is. And what a wonderful side it truly is!!
(Ash takes the mike
from Sorrow and talks).
Ash: Although I
personally never had so much trouble with you in particular in the CeWA, I too
felt the Brotherhood's annoyance with you. However, just like my comrades, I've
learned that you a true friend of the Brotherhood, and for that we are
grateful.
(Brood gets a
little impatient, and takes the mike from Ash).
Brood: Without any
further delay, here is our proposal... Rizzo, the Brotherhood requests your
service to this faction on a more permanent basis. Will you join the
Brotherhood in the fight to dominate the CeFWA?
(Rizzo takes the
mike from Brood and raises it to speak).
Rizzo: I accept.
(Rizzo shakes hands
with the rest of the members of the Brotherhood. After the hand shaking is
complete, Scotty raises his arm to stop the festivity. He slowly reaches into
his coat and pulls out a T-shirt. He tosses it to Rizzo, who puts it on, and it
is now clear that the shirt he has been handed to him is an official
Brotherhood member T-shirt!! All four members rejoice and head backstage
in good spirits).
CY: What a shocker.
DS: This is great,
I can’t wait to see what happens.
*The scene fades
out as we see Titan being helped to his feet and we can see the blood pouring
down his face.*
~~CREDITS~~
Match 1: Ray
Provencher
Match 2: Scott
Ewart
Match 3: Ray
Provencher
Match 4: Jay
Flanders
Match 5: Ray
Provencher
Match 6: Ray
Provencher
Main Event: Ray
Provencher