Ray: Good evening Hamilton. *The crowd cheers loudly.* Welcome to the first ever CEWA Sunday Night Storm. I would like to say that I agree with the decision made by your new commissioner about tonight’s main event. However, that is not why I came out here this evening. I came out to make an announcement about our second Pay-Per-View on July 29^th. We will already have one title up for grabs, as the International Title will be decided at Canadian Mayhem. Now, the Tag Team Titles will also be decided at Canadian Mayhem. There will be a one-night tournament with stipulations and teams to be announced by Commissioner Deth as the day draws near. So have a great night folks and enjoy the show.

*The crowd cheers loudly as Ray leaves the ring with "Reckon" playing over the loud speakers.*

Dave "King" Law: That guy may be our employer, but why does he try to appease these useless fans?

Chris Yankovic: He’s trying to make this company work, idiot. Now, let’s look at the International Title Tournament Brackets thus far.

*An image of the IT Tournament Brackets come up on the screen.*

DL: Well, first we seen Ken Krew move onto the second round with an easy win over Quicksilver.

CY: Justice also moved on to the second round with an impressive win over "Kid Comet". However, probably the most controversial match of the PPV, was the Red XIII vs. Shawn Sand two out of three falls match.

DL: That is only because of our new commissioner. I think he made a bad decision and that’s my opinion.

CY: The three-way match that set-up tonight’s match, Razor vs. The Iron Man, was a great match that saw The Iron Man defeat two other men to enter into the tournament.

DL: OK, and that brings us to tonight. *Scene switches back to ringside.* Here tonight we have two more match for the first round of the IT Tournament.

CY: Yes, we have Razor vs. The Iron Man, and Red XIII vs. Shawn Sand in a table match. Now let’s get to the beginning of our show, the first CEWA Tag Team Match.

Katie Brazel: This is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from DuBois Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred pounds..."KID COMET" JASON CAGE!!

KB: And his tag team partner, from Washington D.C., weighing in at three hundred and thirty-six pounds....JUSTICE!!

*The arena lights go dark. Then, across the Razortron, the words "Justice is Served" appear. "Highway to Hell" hits and Justice comes out to the roar of the crowd.*

KB: And their opponents, hailing from Atlanta, Georgia and weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and ninety-eight pounds...KING AND KID!!!!

*The lights start to flicker from yellow to green to black Dreamin' Fazes, time goes by, that's what happens when you get high, heros always cloudy, words is lies, Day Dreamin' Fazes, I yes I... King Anarchy and Kid Crucial come out to the ring on Harley Davidson motorcycles. they circle the ring a few times and then they go in the ring jump up in opposite corners and explosions go throughout the arena.*

DING!! DING!! DING!!

[They lockup. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage sends King Anarchy to the corner of the ring. King Anarchy makes the tag to Kid Crucial. Kid Crucial gets back to his feet. Kid Crucial executes a jawbreaker on "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. ]

Dave "King" Law - jawbreaker by Kid Crucial.

[Kid Crucial stands up. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage gets hit with the shooting star press from Kid Crucial. George Bailey counts. ...1 ...2 "Kid Comet" Jason Cage escapes. ]

Chris Yankovic - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like "Kid Comet" Jason Cage.

["Kid Comet" Jason Cage stands up. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage superkick's Kid Crucial. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage makes the tag to Justice. Justice stands up. Justice hits Kid Crucial with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Justice tags in "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage punches Kid Crucial repeatedly. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage punches Kid Crucial repeatedly. ]

Dave "King" Law - Kid Crucial is being double teamed! I LOVE it!!

["Kid Comet" Jason Cage punches Kid Crucial repeatedly. King Anarchy tagged in by Kid Crucial. Kid Crucial kicks "Kid Comet" Jason Cage in the head. ]

Chris Yankovic - Come on ref! Do something!! "Kid Comet" Jason Cage is being double teamed!

[Kid Crucial hits "Kid Comet" Jason Cage with the crotch slam. Kid Crucial gets hit with a dragon screw from "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage gets back to his feet. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage punches Kid Crucial repeatedly. Kid Crucial tagged in by King Anarchy. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage uses a snap mare takeover on Kid Crucial. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Kid Crucial kicks out. ]

Dave "King" Law - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Kid Crucial.

[Kid Crucial makes the tag to King Anarchy. King Anarchy chops "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. Kid Crucial hits "Kid Comet" Jason Cage with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Kid Crucial with an Aztecan suplex on "Kid Comet" Jason Cage sends him to the mat. ]

Chris Yankovic - This is just awful! "Kid Comet" Jason Cage is being double teamed!

[Kid Crucial throws "Kid Comet" Jason Cage off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage gets locked in the painful STF. George Bailey is checking for a tap out. ... "Kid Comet" Jason Cage is fighting the hold. ... ... "Kid Comet" Jason Cage escapes. ]

Dave "King" Law - The World Wrestling Federation is the only place to find matches like this!

["Kid Comet" Jason Cage brings in Justice for New Team 1. King Anarchy takes Justice down with a knee. ]

Chris Yankovic - King Anarchy executes a knee.

[King Anarchy makes the tag to Kid Crucial. Kid Crucial rolls onto Justice connecting with a knee. Kid Crucial with a falling splash on Justice. King Anarchy rolls onto Justice connecting with a knee. ]

Dave "King" Law - That's strategy right there! Double Team Justice.

[King Anarchy grabs Justice and applies an arm wrench. Justice brings in "Kid Comet" Jason Cage for New Team 1. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage superkicks Kid Crucial. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage punches Kid Crucial repeatedly. Kid Crucial goes for a springboard bulldog but "Kid Comet" Jason Cage dodges the attack. Kid Crucial tags in King Anarchy. King Anarchy nails "Kid Comet" Jason Cage with a double underhook suplex. Kid Crucial uses a snap mare takeover on "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. Kid Crucial springboard DDT's "Kid Comet" Jason Cage onto the mat! ]

Chris Yankovic - "Kid Comet" Jason Cage is being double teamed!

["Kid Comet" Jason Cage uses a snap mare takeover on Kid Crucial. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Kid Crucial escapes. ]

Dave "King" Law - "Kid Comet" Jason Cage should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Kid Crucial gets up. Kid Crucial gets hit with a dragon screw from "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage is up again. King Anarchy tags in Kid Crucial. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage is hit with a backward kick. Kid Crucial gets hit with a dragon screw from "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. Now "Kid Comet" Jason Cage standing. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage makes the tag to Justice. Kid Crucial with a falling splash on Justice. Now Kid Crucial standing. Kid Crucial executes the sleeperhold on Justice. George Bailey asks Justice if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Justice tries to escape. Justice escapes. ]

Chris Yankovic - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[Justice climbs to his feet. Kid Crucial just got a face full of boot. Kid Crucial knifehand chops Justice. Justice tags in "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. Justice pump handle slams Kid Crucial to the mat. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage uses a snap mare takeover on Kid Crucial. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage with an exploder suplex on Kid Crucial. ]

Dave "King" Law - That's it cheat!! It's the only way to win!

["Kid Comet" Jason Cage superkicks Kid Crucial. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage brings in Justice for New Team 1. Justice hits Kid Crucial with an elbowdrop. ]

Chris Yankovic - Justice executes an elbowdrop.

[Justice is up again. Justice covers Kid Crucial. George Bailey counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Kid Crucial kicks out. ]

Dave "King" Law - Justice should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Kid Crucial is up again. Justice brings in "Kid Comet" Jason Cage for New Team 1. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage superkicks Kid Crucial. Kid Crucial tags in King Anarchy. Kid Crucial hits "Kid Comet" Jason Cage with the belly-to-belly suplex. ]

Chris Yankovic - This is just awful! "Kid Comet" Jason Cage is being double teamed!

[Kid Crucial grabs "Kid Comet" Jason Cage's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex. ]

Dave "King" Law - Nice head and arm suplex by Kid Crucial.

[Kid Crucial is up again. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage uses a snap mare takeover on Kid Crucial. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage tags Justice. Justice gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Now Justice standing. Justice uses a closed fist on King Anarchy. King Anarchy gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Justice bounces King Anarchy off the

ropes and then levels him with the Clothesline from Hell. King Anarchy tags Kid Crucial. Kid Crucial gets back to his feet. Kid Crucial rakes his fingers across Justice's back. Kid Crucial brings in King Anarchy for King and Kid. Justice leg drops the throat of King Anarchy. Justice chants start. ]

Chris Yankovic - King Anarchy could use some help about now.

[King Anarchy nails Justice with an inverted DDT. King Anarchy sucks chants start in the crowd. King Anarchy moves back to his feet. King Anarchy puts the chicken wing on Justice. George Bailey asks Justice if he quits. ... King Anarchy tightens the hold. ... King Anarchy breaks the hold. King Anarchy and Justice go to the floor ]

Dave "King" Law - Justice is much safer at ringside. King Anarchy can't get a pin there.

[George Bailey starts the count (.1) King Anarchy tries for a leg drop but Justice avoids it. Justice moves back to

his feet. (..2) (...3) Justice gets thrown into the turnbuckle. King Anarchy comes over and smashes Justice's head into it. (....4) Justice punches King Anarchy in the head. (.....5) King Anarchy and Justice move back into the ring. King Anarchy rakes the face of Justice in attempt to make a come back. Justice bounces King Anarchy off the ropes and then levels him with the Clothesline from Hell. King Anarchy gets up. King Anarchy just got a face full of boot. Kid Crucial tagged in by King Anarchy. They lockup. King Anarchy sends Justice to the corner of the ring. ]

Chris Yankovic - Justice is being double teamed!

[Justice hits King Anarchy with an elbowdrop. Justice climbs to his feet. Kid Crucial makes the tag to King Anarchy. King Anarchy gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage tagged in by Justice. King Anarchy gets hit with a dragon screw from "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. Justice kicks King Anarchy right in the head. ]

Dave "King" Law - The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling!

[King Anarchy tries for a side slam but Justice avoids it. ]

Chris Yankovic - This is how wrestling should be!

[Justice with a powerful choke lift on King Anarchy. Justice sends King Anarchy to ringside. George Bailey starts the count (.1) (..2) King Anarchy hits Justice with the back of his elbow. (...3) King Anarchy executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Justice. ]

Dave "King" Law - ropeflip hiptoss!

[(....4) King Anarchy hits Justice with an elbowdrop. King Anarchy moves back to his feet. Justice stands up. Justice grabs King Anarchy's head and DDT's him on the floor. Justice moves back to his feet. Now King Anarchy standing. (.....5) ]

Chris Yankovic - Justice'll be counted out.

[(......6) They fight into the aisle. Justice and King Anarchy move back to ringside. Justice and King Anarchy move back into the ring. King Anarchy gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

Dave "King" Law - Follows up with an elbowsmash.

["Kid Comet" Jason Cage brings in Justice for New Team 1. King Anarchy executes a swinging bulldog on Justice driving Justice's face into the mat. Justice uses a closed fist on King Anarchy. ]

Chris Yankovic - King Anarchy takes a punch.

[Justice bounces King Anarchy off the ropes and then levels him with the Clothesline from Hell. Justice brings in

"Kid Comet" Jason Cage for New Team 1. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage clotheslines King Anarchy. King Anarchy tags in Kid Crucial. Kid Crucial delivers a spinning backbreaker to "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage superkicks Kid Crucial. Kid Crucial brings in King Anarchy for King and Kid. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage powerbombs King Anarchy.

King Anarchy stands up. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage goes for a figure four. George Bailey is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... King Anarchy escapes. ]

Chris Yankovic - That was almost the end of the match right there!

["Kid Comet" Jason Cage and King Anarchy go to the floor George Bailey starts the count (.1) ]

Dave "King" Law - What a match!

[King Anarchy executes a split legged moonsault on to "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. Now King Anarchy standing. They head back into the ring. ]

Chris Yankovic - King Anarchy is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[King Anarchy tags Kid Crucial. They lockup. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage sends Kid Crucial to the corner of the ring. ]

Dave "King" Law - Follows up with a weak move.

[Kid Crucial gets hit with a dragon screw from "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage climbs to his feet. Now Kid Crucial standing. Kid Crucial hits "Kid Comet" Jason Cage with the back of his elbow. Kid Crucial brings in King Anarchy for King and Kid. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage executes a reverse DDT on King Anarchy. ]

Chris Yankovic - Nice reverse DDT by "Kid Comet" Jason Cage.

[King Anarchy makes the tag to Kid Crucial. "Kid Comet" Jason Cage uses a snap mare takeover on Kid Crucial. Now Kid Crucial standing. Kid Crucial tackles "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. Kid Crucial executes a corkscrew legdrop on "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. Kid Crucial moves back to his feet. Kid Crucial brings in King Anarchy for King and Kid. Kid

Crucial with a falling splash on "Kid Comet" Jason Cage. ]

Dave "King" Law - The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling!

[Irish whip into the corner and King and Kid hit The Mayhem. King Anarchy has Justice pinned. Referee George Bailey makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

DING!! DING!! DING!!

Katie Brazel - The winners of this match, King and Kid!!!

CY: What total domination by King and Kid in that match-up.

DL: They sure destroyed Justice and "Kid Comet" in a short period of time.

CY: Going right to our next match-up, we have Katie with the introductions.

KB: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from California, USA and weighing in at one hundred and seventy-eight pounds...LIL’ ROCKA!!!

*The lights suddenly go out and then return in a dark red color, Suddenly the music hits, "And I wonder day to day I don't like you anyway I don't need your sh*t today you're pathetic in your own way I feel for you better f**king go away I will behave I'm doing the best that I can now go away." Pyros shoot from the stage, roof and the four posts in the ring. Lil' Rocka comes out of the crowd and slides into the ring.*

KB: And his opponent, from Ottawa, Ontario and weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds....KEN "MOTLEY" KREW!!!!

*"Kickstart my Heart" by Motley Crue begins blaring through the arena, the lights in the arena begin to flash in sequence to the music. White and light blue pyros go off from the entranceway as Ken walks out from behind the curtain. As the music continues he makes his way to the ring admidst a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. Once in the ring he stands in the center and throws his arms out to the side as more pyros go off from each ring post.*

DING!! DING!! DING!!

CY: This match is underway and Lil’ Rocka starts off with clothesline on Ken.

*Ken gets right up and gets knocked down again with a clothesline. Ken then delivers a stiff uppercut as he gets up and sends Lil’ Rocka to the canvas. They both get back to their feet and Ken delivers an irish whip followed by a big boot. Rocka tries to get up but is knocked down again by an ax handle to the back. Ken then drags him to his feet and delivers a few knife-edged chops sending Rocka reeling into the corner.*

DL: That’s the way to do it Ken. You have to just lay into him.

CY: I really don’t think he can hear you.

DL: Shut up and do your job.

CY: (Under his breath) Do yours first.

*Ken sets Rocka on the top rope and then delivers a devastating superplex. He follows that up with a camel clutch. Referee Wayne Lalonde is down and asking Rocka if he submits. Rocka shakes his head no and then tries for the ropes. He grabs hold of the bottom rope and Ken is told to break the hold. Ken refuses and wrenches on the neck area harder. Wayne begins to count 1.....2.....3.....4.....Ken finally lets go but kicks Rocka in the gut as he stands up. Ken then drags Rocka to his feet and proceeds to deliver a vicious spinebuster.*

CY: My God, I think he just broke Lil’ Rocka’s back with that spinebuster.

DL: I sure as hell hope so, then we won’t have to see him wrestle anymore.

*Ken goes to the top rope and signals to the crowd that he’s going for the Sixx-bomb. He takes to long though and when he comes off the rope Rocka has time to roll out of the way and Ken it’s the mat hard. Rocka goes for the cover.

1!!

2!!

Kickout by Krew.*

CY: Oooh, that was close. I thought we had a winner here.

DL: No way, Ken is too strong for that and he will not go down so easily.

*Suddenly The Iron Man comes down to ringside and jumps up on the apron. Wayne goes over to yell at him to get off the apron, Rocka also is yelling at him to get down. Meanwhile Ken slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He places it in the corner between the turnbuckles and then lowblows Rocka and goes for the pin. The Iron Man jumps down and leaves to the back laughing as Wayne goes for the count.

1!!

2!!

Kickout by Rocka. Ken then pulls Rocka to his feet and irish whips him right into the chair in the corner and as Rocka stumbles out of the corner Ken hits the Motley Plunge and quickly goes for the cover.

1!!

2!!

THRE.....NO!!! Wayne waives off the count pointing to the rope where Rocka managed to place his foot. Ken looks very pissed off and starts yelling at Wayne.*

DL: That damn ref just screwed Ken out of the win.

CY: He’s doing a great job in my mind.

DL: Yeah, well that hamster must’ve fallen off his wheel again.

*Ken is visibly upset and grabs the steel chair from the corner. Wayne is telling him he’ll be disqualified if he uses it and Ken pushes him aside. Rocka slowly gets to his feet and gets nailed with steel chair right in the head and is busted open. Wayne calls for the bell.*

DING!! DING!! DING!!

CY: MY GOD!! Ken just busted Lil’ Rocka wide open with that chair shot.

DL: Yeah, and now he’s looking under the ring for something.

*Ken smiles as he pulls out a black bat and slides back into the ring. He begins pounding Lil’ Rocka with the bat, right in the ribs. Wayne tries to pull Ken off and Ken turns around swiftly and hit Wayne with the Ken Krew Special right on to the steel chair.*

CY: Well, there is a fine and a possible suspension for Ken.

DL: I don’t think he cares as he picks up Rocka and delivers another Motley Plunge.

CY: Finally, here comes security and they pull Ken Krew off of Rocka and drag him out of the ring.

KB: The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification...LIL’ ROCKA!!!!

CY: There’s the official word, and now we must go on with the show.

DL: Up next we have someone else trying to make a good impression here. Lu Kang will be taking on Quicksilver.

CY: After the total domination that Ken Krew showed on Quicksilver last week, you can be sure that he’ll be looking for some redemption this week.

DL: Well, I think that Lu Kang will be just as dominant as Krew was.

KB: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Japan, weighing two hundred and sixty-four pounds.....LU KANG!!!!

*Lu Kang walks out from behind the curtain and walks to the ring threatening the crowd.*

KB: And his opponent, from Los Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds.....QUICKSILVER!!!!

*The lights go out and "Seek and Destroy begins to play, then silver dust falls from the roof of the arena. An explosion of silver and blue pyro go off and then Quicksilver comes out.*

DING!! DING!! DING!!

CY: Well this one is underway and Lu Kang is really taking it to Quicksilver.

*Lu Kang is using some martial thrusts as he knocks Quicksilver into the corner. He then irish whips him into the opposite corner and follows up with a vicious clothesline. Quicksilver stumbles out of the corner right into a huge belly-to-belly suplex. Lu Kang hooks the leg and George Bailey drops down for the count.

1!!

2!!

Kickout by Quicksilver.*

CY: This one almost ended early.

DL: Lu Kang looks really focused as he was the first one to be eliminated from that three-way dance last week.

*Lu Kang seems to be easily handling Quicksilver as he now delivers a huge chokeslam. Lu Kang picks him up again and irish whips him into the ropes. He then delivers a powerslam and goes for the cover.*

CY: Did you see that? When Lu Kang delivered that powerslam he accidentally hit the ref with Quicksilver’s feet and he’s out.

DL: This is a bad thing. Lu Kang has this match won.

*Lu Kang sees the ref down and tries to revive him, but to no avail. Finally, he decides to deliver the Silent Assassin to Quicksilver. He picks him up and just as he delivers it a man in a black mask comes down to ringside. Lu Kang has Quicksilver out cold with the Silent Assassin, but as he stands up he is nailed by a huge thrust kick by the masked man. He then pulls Quicksilver’s limp body over top of Lu Kang and disappears through the screaming and cheering crowd.*

DL: NO!! Not like this, it can’t happen like this.

CY: Who was that masked man?

*George sees the cover and makes the count.

1!!

2!!!

3!!!!

DING!! DING!! DING!!

KB: Your winner, by pinfall, QUICKSILVER!!

CY: Well Quicksilver picks up a victory here over Lu Kang, with a huge assist from the masked man.

DL: This is not right, I demand justice. Where is that lame commissioner when you really need him.

CY: Well, you may not have to wait long, look.

KB: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the CEWA Commissioner..... DETH!!!!

Deth: Good evening Hamilton. *Crowd cheers* I truly hope that you are enjoying the show thus far. Now, in the match previous to the one that just happened we saw Ken Krew lose his temper and take it out on the referee. Wayne is OK, but this has to be dealt with. So my decision is this, next week was suppose to have Ken Krew face Justice in the second round of the IT Tournament. Well that will be pushed back to the 22^nd as Ken Krew will be suspended for a week without pay. *The crowd cheers* In it’s place we will have a grudge match. I will name the stipulations to the match next week, but you will see The Iron Man taking on Lil’ Rocka in a match. Now should The Iron Man beat Razor in this next match, then he will have to wrestle twice next week. Well, let’s get to the match.

*Deth hands the mic back to Katie and then walks out of the ring and sits next to Dave Law at ringside.*

CY: Welcome commissioner.

DL: Yes, welcome, but how come you didn’t do anything about the injustice that just occurred in the last match?

*Adjusting his headset.*

Deth: Well, as you know, being a former wrestler, stuff like that happens all the time. Besides, who says I haven’t done anything. I have the power to make matches any time I want.

CY: Exactly.

KB: This next match is a first round International Title Match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from somewhere in Mexico and weighing in at one hundred and ninety-eight pounds.....THE IRON MAN!!!

KB: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Connie. Hailing form Sudbury, Ontario and weighing in at two hundred and twenty-three pounds.....RAZOR!!!!

*The arena goes black as "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope" begins with "A - is for Apple, B - is for Balloons, C - is for Crayons, D - is for Drums" then the bass kicks in. Multicolored strobes begin flashing as red pyros come from the entranceway. Razor and Connie enter and begin walking to the ring. As they make their way to the ring the house lights gradually re-illuminate. Razor enters the ring and then holds the ropes for Connie. He goes to the center and Connie stands in front of him. He raises his hands as more red pyros go off from each of the ring posts.*

CY: Connie leaves the ring and this one is about to start.

DING!! DING!! DING!!

*Razor and Iron Man lock up in the middle of the ring. Iron Man gets the advantage and puts Razor in a side headlock. Razor pushes him off and into the ropes. As Iron Man comes back he is nailed by a vicious clothesline. Razor then quickly drops the elbow and goes for the cover.

1!

Kickout by Iron Man.*

CY: Too early in the match for a pin there.

DL: I would have to agree with you on that one.

*Razor pulls Iron Man up to his feet and tries for an irish whip only to have it reversed. Razor hits the corner hard and comes stumbling out right into a superkick. Iron Man then goes to the top rope and attempts a leg drop, but Razor moves out of the way. Iron Man slowly gets to his feet as Razor waits for him. Iron Man turns around and is kicked in the gut hard by Razor. Razor then delivers the Gasher and quickly goes for the cover.

1!!

2!!!

Kickout by Iron Man. Razor bangs the mat in frustration and then pulls Iron Man up by his hair. The ref admonishes Razor and then Iron Man hits Razor in the face and delivers a DDT. Once again Iron Man heads to the top, but takes too much time. Razor hits the ropes and Iron Man falls gingerly on the top turnbuckle. Razor then executes a perfect superplex from the top rope and takes the wind out of both of them. Wayne begins to count. 1.....2.....3.....Razor begins to stir.....4.....5..... Now Iron Man is beginning to stir.....6.....7.....Razor gets to his feet and waits for Iron Man to turn around. Razor attempts the Close Shave but Iron Man ducks and clothesline Razor hard.*

Deth: I can’t believe that Iron Man ducked the Close Shave.

DL: I can, he did go through two guys last week to get to this point.

CY: That is true.

Deth: I still can’t believe it.

*Iron Man picks Razor up and hits a double underhook piledriver. He goes for the cover.

1!!

2!!!

Kickout by Razor.*

Deth: Excuse me a second boys.

*Deth leaves the announce table.*

DL: Where’s the commissioner going?

CY: I dunno.

*Iron Man pulls Razor up again and then back down with a huricanrana. He then goes upstairs and hits the Iron Crippler.*

CY: This one should be over.

*Wayne goes down for the count as Iron Man hooks the leg.

1!!

Deth walks around to where the pin is happening.

2!!!

Deth places Razor’s foot on the rope and then begins yelling at the ref.

Thr...NO!! Referee Wayne Lalonde notices the foot on the rope.*

CY: I can’t believe the commissioner would do something like that.

DL: I think we’re seeing a side of the commissioner that I like. And pardon if this sounds weird, but I believe we were just watching Deth, of Deth Squad, not the commissioner of the CEWA.

CY: As crazy as that sounds, it may be right. Razor is his tag team partner, and that may have been just him helping his partner out.

*Iron Man can’t believe it and begins yelling at Deth. Meanwhile Razor is gaining time to recuperate and calls for the steel chair from Connie. Connie slides the chair into the ring and Razor picks it up and as Iron Man turns around he nails him with it, splitting his head open.*

DL: I think these two have just gotten my respect. Razor just busted Iron Man open and tossed the chair in the corner.

*Deth gets away from the apron as Wayne notices the cover.*

CY: Oh, come on, this is not right.

1!!

2!!!

3!!NOOOO!!!!

CY: Iron Man just got a shoulder up in time to stop the count.

DL: That was a slow count. Razor is pissed too, look.

*Razor is arguing with Wayne as Iron Man begins to stir. He drags himself towards the chair and picks it up and pulls himself to his feet. The blood is running down his face as he gets set. Razor turns around after arguing with the ref and sees Iron Man running at him with the chair in hand, but it’s too late.*

CY: Iron Man just clocked Razor with the same chair and now both men are busted wide open.

DING!! DING!! DING!!

KB: The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification...RAZOR!!!!

CY: That one the ref saw and he disqualified Iron Man.

DL: Now that’s what I call justice.

CY: What, they both cheated.

DL: Who got DQ’d?

CY: Well, Iron Man did.

DL: Then the right man got what he deserved.

*Deth and Connie help Razor out of the ring and to the backstage area.*

CY: Now it’s time for our Main Event.

KB: This match is a table match first round IT Tournament match, and will continue until one man has put his opponent through a table. Introducing first, from Glencoe Scotland and weighing in at one hundred and ninety-seven pounds...."THE HIGHLANDER" RED XIII!!!!

*Arena lights drop down to a dim to red hue as the song begins. "Here

we are, born to be Kings we are the Princes of the Universe. Here we belong..." Bright red pyros go off and the lights flash between red and white strobes as Red XIII makes his entrance "...fighting to survive in a war with the darkest power." As the drum beats, he makes his way to the ring, stopping to shake hands and give high fives to the fans down the ramp and at ringside. He gets into the ring and unsheathes his sword and as he holds it high, lightning pyros appear to emanate from the blade to the roof of the arena.*

KB: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario and weighing in at one hundred and ninety-nine pounds....SHAWN "THE REAL MAN" SAND!!!

*"American Bad Ass begins to play and Shawn walks out dancing to the music with pyros going off.*

[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand tests out the ropes. (DING!! DING!! DING!!) "The Highlander" Red XIII takes Shawn "The Real Man" Sand off his feet with a short-arm clothesline "The Highlander" Red XIII gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand rakes his fingers across "The Highlander" Red XIII's back. "The Highlander" Red XIII uses a martial arts style thrust on Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand bounces "The Highlander" Red XIII off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. "The Highlander" Red XIII moves back to his feet. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand takes "The Highlander" Red XIII out to the floor. "The Highlander" Red XIII with a headscissors takeover on Shawn

"The Real Man" Sand. "The Highlander" Red XIII chants start. "The Highlander" Red XIII executes the guillotine legdrop on Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. "The Highlander" Red XIII climbs to his feet. ]

Dave "King" Law - This is quality sports entertainment!

["The Highlander" Red XIII jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Shawn "The Real Man" Sand with an Asai Moonsault. "The Highlander" Red XIII is up again. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets up. "The Highlander" Red XIII takes Shawn "The Real Man" Sand into the ring. He just planted Shawn "The Real Man" Sand with the impaler ]

Chris Yankovic - Nice impaler by "The Highlander" Red XIII.

["The Highlander" Red XIII is back on his feet. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets back to his feet. "The Highlander" Red XIII follows Shawn "The Real Man" Sand to the floor. "The Highlander" Red XIII short-arm clotheslines Shawn "The Real Man" Sand to the concrete. ]

Dave "King" Law - short-arm clothesline by "The Highlander" Red XIII.

[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand climbs to his feet. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on "The Highlander" Red XIII. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand connects with a flying knee. "The Highlander" Red XIII goes down. "The Highlander" Red XIII delivers some knife edged-chops to Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. ]

Chris Yankovic - "The Highlander" Red XIII executes a knife-edged chops.

["The Highlander" Red XIII punches Shawn "The Real Man" Sand in the head. ]

Dave "King" Law - martial arts punch by "The Highlander" Red XIII.

["The Highlander" Red XIII tries for a DDT but Shawn "The Real Man" Sand avoids it. ]

Dave "King" Law - These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?

Chris Yankovic - Nope.

["The Highlander" Red XIII superkicks Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. Now Shawn "The Real Man" Sand standing. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand jabs "The Highlander" Red XIII. ]

Dave "King" Law - jab by Shawn "The Real Man" Sand.

["The Highlander" Red XIII kicks Shawn "The Real Man" Sand's head out of desperation because Shawn "The Real Man" Sand blocked "The Highlander" Red XIII's first kick. ]

Chris Yankovic - Shawn "The Real Man" Sand takes a enziguri.

["The Highlander" Red XIII is up again. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand is back on his feet. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand goes for a inverted atomic drop but "The Highlander" Red XIII dodges the attack. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand takes "The Highlander" Red XIII into the ring. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand nails "The Highlander" Red XIII with an inverted DDT. ]

Dave "King" Law - Nice inverted DDT by Shawn "The Real Man" Sand.

[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand moves back to his feet. ]

Chris Yankovic - "The Highlander" Red XIII could use some help about now.

[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand catches "The Highlander" Red XIII's leg, but "The Highlander" Red XIII reverses it with an enziguri to Shawn "The Real Man" Sand's head. "The Highlander" Red XIII gets up. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand bounces "The Highlander" Red XIII off the ropes and clotheslines him. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand rolls onto "The Highlander" Red XIII connecting with a knee. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand stomps "The Highlander" Red XIII. ]

Dave "King" Law - "The Highlander" Red XIII takes a stomp.

["The Highlander" Red XIII hits Shawn "The Real Man" Sand with the belly-to-belly suplex. "The Highlander" Red XIII stands up. ]

Chris Yankovic - I wish every match could be like this!

[armdrag take down from "The Highlander" Red XIII sends Shawn "The Real Man" Sand to the mat. "The Highlander" Red XIII climbs to the top and moonsaults on to Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. "The Highlander" Red XIII punches Shawn "The Real Man" Sand repeatedly. "The Highlander" Red XIII chants start. armdrag take down from "The Highlander" Red XIII sends Shawn "The Real Man" Sand to the mat. He then pulls a table into the ring and sets it up near the corner. "The Highlander" Red XIII then kicks Shawn "The Real Man" Sand and places him on the top rope and proceeds to deliver the Quickening through the table.]

DING!! DING!! DING!!

Dave "King" Law - "The Highlander" Red XIII has won the match!

Katie Brazel - The winner of this match, "The Highlander" Red XIII!!!

CY: Well this has been one hell of an opening for the CEWA and Sunday Night Storm. For my colleagues Katie Brazel and Dave Law, this is Chris Yankovic saying, goodnight.

~~STATIC~~

Match 1: Intro by Raymond Provencher, match was simmed

Match 2: Raymond Provencher

Match 3: Raymond Provencher

Match 4: Raymond Provencher

Main Event: Intro by Raymond Provencher, match was simmed