*Crazy Town’s "Hollywood Babylon" begins playing over the sound system and the arena goes dark. White strobes and pyros go off all around as Chris Yankovic and Dave "King" Law walk down to ringside and sit at their announce position. Things are off and running for Sunday Night Storm.*

Chris Yankovic: Welcome to Sunday Night Storm, right here in Winnipeg, Manitoba. I am Chris Yankovic here with Dave "King" Law.

Dave "King" Law: Good evening, this is going to be one hellacious night, I promise you that.

CY: Well, Let’s get right to the action, here’s Katie Brazel.

Katie Brazel: This match is scheduled for one fall. From Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 258 lbs KING ANARCHY!!

*The arena goes black and the music hits Day Dreamin' Fazes, time goes by, that's what happens when you get high, heros always cloudy, words is lies, Day Dreamin' Fazes, I yes I... a yellow spotlight shaped in a crown goes on the stage, King Anarchy walks out and goes through the ropes in the ring. King Anarchy flexes his muscles pyros start exploding from the roof, the arena goes black again and then the lights come on.*

Katie Brazel: And his opponet from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 175 lbs JOEY "LOOSE CANNON" BANKS!!

Chris Yankovic: Well even though King Anarchy has the size difference I feel Joey Banks can pick up the w.

Dave "King" Law: No way, King Anarchy has got this one. I know this because he is a fellow king.

Chris Yankovic: Whatever!

Ding Ding Ding

*The two opponets circle each other in the middle of the ring. Then finally Joey Bamks spears King Anarchy to ground followed by several mounted punches to his head.*

Chris Yankovic: Joey Banks showing no signs of intimidation here.

*Joey Banks waits for King Anarchy to get up then from behind Joey Banks hits a bulldog. He floats over for the cover.

1.............





2................kickout with power by King Anarchy*

Chris Yankovic: kickout by King Anarchy

Dave "King" Law: You're not going to get the pin this early.

*Joey lifts Anarchy to his feet to get a jawbreaker. King Anarchy follows it up with a elbow drop to the head. He hooks the leg.*

Dave "King" Law: The King going for the pin.

1................





2................. kickout by Joey Banks.

Chris Yankovic: Good resistance on Joey Banks part.

*King Anarchy backs off the pin a bit and waits for Banks to get to his feet. Joey Banks to his feet know and goes back down with a superkick. Know King Anarchy slaps on a ankle lock submission.*

Chris Yankovic: Joey Banks is in a lot of pain. He is desperately trying for the ropes.

Dave "King" Law: Break his ankle!

*Finally Joey Banks makes it to the ropes. Referee Goerge Bailey makes King Anarchy break the hold. King Anarchy picks Joey Banks to his feet and irish whips him into the ropes then he spears Joey to the ground and locks on the Walls of Jericho.*

Chris Yankovic: Elevated Sounds, Elevated Sounds !!!

Dave "King" Law: King Anarchy showing why he has the name king.

Joey taps and Goerge Bailey calls for the bell.

DING DING DING

Katie Brazel: Winner of this match King Anarchy.

Dave "King" Law: If you ask me Joey Banks was a little too loose tonight eh.

Chris Yankovic: Another fight another day King.

DL: Exactly, now on to our next match-up. We are going to get our first taste of hardcore action with King Anarchy’s tag partner, Kid Crucial.

CY: Yes, two Kid’s going at it here, Kid Crucial takes on "Kid Comet" Jason Cage in a hardcore match.

KB: This next match is a falls count anywhere hardcore match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from DuBois, Pennsylvania and weighing in at two hundred pounds....."KID COMET" JASON CAGE!!!

*"Kathleen" by Pinhead Gunpowder hits and pyros go off like comets. Then Jason comes out.*

CY: Comet looks really focused here tonight.

DL: He better be, he’s going against Crucial in a hardcore match. That means anything goes, including interferences.

CY: I know the rules King.

KB: And his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia and weighing in at two hundred and twenty-seven pounds, one half of High Society.....KID CRUCIAL!!!

*The arena goes yellow Day Dreamin' Fazes, time goes by, that's what happens when you get high, heros always cloudy, words is lies, Day Dreamin' Fazes, I yes I... Kid Crucial comes out and flips over the ropes into the ring and sits in the corner waiting for the match to start.*

DL: Now there is my pick for this match, even though he may be somewhat of a pushover, his partner is a great guy.

CY: Sure King, and about halfway through the match you’ll be picking Comet.

DING!! DING!! DING!!

*The match starts off with Comet trying a take down on Crucial which is blocked. They lock up and Crucial gains the advantage with a wrist lock, into a hammerlock. Comet reverses it into one of his own. Crucial slips out and hits a belly to back suplex on Comet. He then slaps on a cobra clutch on the ground. Referee Wayne Lalonde leans down to ask Comet if he submits, he frantically shakes his head no and then tries to reach the ropes.*

DL: Look at the early domination by Crucial, he almost had him there.

CY: Yes, but now Comet has the ropes and Crucial is still hanging on, but Comet doesn’t realize this is a hardcore match and those ropes aren’t going to save him.

DL: What the hell is Wayne doing he’s beginning to start a five count.

*Wayne tells Crucial to let go, who is looking at him strangely as this is a hardcore match. Wayne begins to count.....1.....2.....3.....4.....5. Wayne calls for the bell.

DING!! DING!! DING!!

DL: WHAT THE HELL!?!

*Crowd rains down choruses of boos.*

CY: For once, I agree, what is Wayne doing?

*Crucial looks up in disbelief at Wayne who has just disqualified him. He’s yelling at him that this is a hardcore match.*

KB: The winner of this match as a result of.....

*Suddenly the heavy riffs of "Du Hast" rip through the arena and Commissioner Deth is standing at the top of the ramp with a microphone in hand.*

Deth: Sorry Katie, but this match isn’t over. Wayne, get the hell out of the building, you’re suspended until further notice. *Deth takes off his "Deth Effect" T-shirt to reveal a referee’s uniform.* This match will continue and I will be the referee.

*He tosses the mic aside and heads down the ramp to the ring.*

DL: Now you have to admit Chris, that was the best thing for our Commissioner to do.

CY: Unfortunately, you’re right, that was what he had to do.

*Crucial has now taken out a trash can lid from underneath the ring and slides back into the ring. Comet slides out the otherside and grabs a baseball bat. He leaps up onto the apron only to jump back down as Crucial swings the trash can lid. Comet finally slides into the ring and dodges a swing by Crucial. He draws the bat back, but Deth rips it from his hands.*

CY: What the hell is that?

DL: Maybe the comissh doesn’t realize that the bat is legal.

CY: He’s pointing to something on the bat to Comet.

*Comet gets nailed with the trash can lid twice in the head. Crucial goes for the cover.

1!

2!

Comet gets the shoulder up.*

CY: Holy fast count. What’s he doing in there?

DL: I dunno, maybe he just counts fast.

*Crucial looks at Deth for a moment, a moment too long as Comet rolls him up into a small package.

1!

2!

Crucial gets out of the small package.*

CY: Fair huh? This is not fair at all.

DL: I’d be careful what you say, he is our commissioner.

CY: He’s nothing but a cheater and an unfair man.

*Crucial grabs the bat and drives into the midsection of Comet. Then the crowd begins to boo as King Anarchy makes his way down to the ring.*

DL: How does that saying go? Business is about to pick up.

CY: How can this be fair, it’s three on one out there?

DL: Hardcore baby, hardcore.

*King Anarchy gets into the ring as Deth and Crucial hit a double powerbomb. King and Kid then execute an irish whip into the corner and nail The Mayhem on Comet. Crucial covers Comet.

1!

2!!

3!!!

DING!! DING!! DING!!

KB: The winner of this match, via pinfall, KID CRUCIAL!!!

CY: There was no chance for Comet in that match.

DL: That’s what happens, High Society may have accepted Deth’s help tonight, but I guarantee that will all change come the PPV.

CY: Well, dispite my disappointment in that previous match, the show must go on. I am getting word in my headset that there is something happening backstage.

*The scene switches to a shot of the Black Masked Man from last Monday doing a number on Lu Kang. He just put him through a table with a huge DDT. The masked man then takes off.*

CY: Looks like Lu Kang has been in a car wreck.

DL: How is he going to compete in this next match? He’s supposed to be one of the men in the gauntlet.

CY: Well, maybe the gauntlet just got a little shorter for Shawn Sand.

*The arena goes black as the opening riffs to Rammstein's "Du Hast" begins. White and red laser strobes flash in sequence to the music. As soon as the electric guitar picks up the heavy riffs, Deth comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd has a mixed reaction as he makes his way to the ring, looking very focused. He is dressed in his ring attire, complete with his "DETH EFFECT" T-shirt. He steps over the ropes and then stands in the centre and raises his arms slowly as the laser strobes begin to flash on him. Then, white and red pyros go off from each ring post. He calls for the microphone and takes it from Katie.*

Deth: This next match is a gauntlet match, scheduled to kick Shawn Sand’s ass for thinking that he is better than me. It will last as long as I say it does. Introducing first, from TO, weighing in at a lame one hundred and ninety-nine pounds...SHAWN "THE FAKE BOY" SAND!!

*"American Bad Ass" by Kidrock begins blaring over the sound system. Shawn is not dancing tonight, his eyes are focused on Deth who now exits the ring. Shawn steps through the ropes and gets prepared for his greuling match. Shawn snarls at Deth and even walks close to the ropes near Deth.*

Deth: Easy now boy, you touch me before we meet in this match, you’ll be suspended or maybe I’ll fire your ass. Now, let me introduce your first opponent, he’s from, ahh who cares he’s Quicksilver!

*The lights go out and "Seek and Destroy begins to play, then silver dust falls from the roof of the arena. An explosion of silver and blue pyro go off and then Quicksilver comes out. He rushes down tot he ring and slides in. Shawn and Quicksilver lock up.*

DING!! DING!! DING!!

CY: Well, this gauntlet match is underway and with a flurry.

DL: Deth is going to make sure Shawn regrets ever crossing his path.

*Shawn irish whips Quicksilver into the ropes and quickly hits the Superkick and makes the cover on Quicksilver.

1!!

2!!!

3!!!!

DING!! DING!! DING!!

Deth: DAMN YOU SAND! Well, then your next opponent is from somewhere in Japan, Lu Kang!

*A shot on the Razortron is shown of Lu Kang being wheeled out on a stretcher. Shawn picks up a mic from an attendant and speaks directly to Deth.*

Shawn: It looks like I’m up two in this one, bring on your third guy, chicken.

Deth: Well fine, that may be the case, but up next, justice will be served. Here he is...JUSTICE!!

*AC/DC’s "Highway to Hell" hits the loud speakers and Justice walks out to the roar of the crowd. He hold sup his hand to silence the crowd and holds up a microphone with his other hand.*

Justice: Hey Commish, I am no one’s puppet, and you can take whatever action against me you want. However, I refuse to fight and I’ll be going home now.

*Justice leaves the entranceway and Deth looks furious.*

Shawn: Sorry Deth, it looks like it’s me and you then.

*Deth tosses his mic aside and slides into the ring. Deth hits Shawn with a vicious clothesline. He then picks Shawn up and delivers a huge belly-to-belly suplex. Deth goes for the cover.

1!!

2!!!

Shawn kicks out and uses the ropes to pull himself up.*

DL: I can’t believe it, Deth should have won this match.

CY: I’m surprised he hasn’t as well, what with all his cheating and all.

DL: Deth doesn’t cheat, he is the commissioner.

*Deth attempts an irish whip but has it reversed and Shawn hits the Superkick.*

DL: No way, he’s not going to win like this.

CY: This would be so great, Deth beaten by Shawn Sand.

*Suddenly the arena goes black for a second and when the lights return Razor is standing behind Shawn. Razor taps him on the shoulder and as he turns around Razor hits the Close Shave.*

DL: CLOSE SHAVE!! CLOSE SHAVE!!

DING!! DING!! DING!!

KB: The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification.....SHAWN "THE REAL MAN" SAND!!!

CY: Well the right man won, but he sure don’t look like winner. Deth and Razor and continuing their beating of him.

*Deth and Razor set up and deliver the Razor Blade and then follow that up with a D-Squad Breaker. Razor and Deth then both leave the ringside area to a chorus of boos.*

DL: Sand may have won the match, but he sure as hell won’t forget Deth Squad.

CY: Yeah, thanks to them, he may be out of action for a while.

DL: Well, I have just received word that the special stipulation for the Lil’ Rocka vs. Iron Man match will be a Kendo Stick on a pole match.

CY: For those who don’t know, this will have a Kendo stick suspended in one corner on a pole. The first man to reach the stick has the opportunity to use it.

KB: This match is scheduled for one fall, it will be a Kendo stick on a pole match.

*Suddenly the arena goes black and flashes go off all around, some rustling is heard, a scream and then.....The lights flash on and Iron Man is in the ring with the Kendo stick in hand and a gag in Lil’ Rocka’s mouth. Iron Man points to the ref and then to the mat. Iron Man goes for the cover.

1!!

2!!!

3!!!!

DING!! DING!! DING!!

KB: Your winner, via pinfall, THE IRON MAN!!

CY: Well, we sure have seen some strange one’s here tonight, but that by far takes the cake.

DL: I agree, that sure as hell wasn’t a very long match.

CY: Well, now it is time for the main event, Razor will take on "The Highlander" Red XIII in a second round match for the International Title.

Katie Brazel: The following match is scheduled for one fall. From Glencoe, Scotland, weighing in at 197 lbs "THE HIGHLANDER" RED Xlll!!!

*Arena lights drop down to a dim to red hue as the song begins. "Here we are, born to be Kings we are the Princes of the Universe. Here we belong..." Bright red pyros go off and the lights flash between red and white strobes as Red XIII makes his entrance "...fighting to survive in a war with the darkest power." As the drum beats, he makes his way to the ring, stopping to shake hands and give high fives to the fans down the ramp and at ringside. He gets into the ring and unsheathes his sword and as he holds it high, lightning pyros appear to eminate from the blade to the roof of the arena.*

Katie Brazel: And his opponet from Sudbury, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 223 lbs RAZOR!!!

*The arena goes black as "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope" begins with "A - is for Apple, B - is for Balloons, C - is for Crayons, D - is for Drums" then the bass kicks in. Multicolored strobes begin flashing as red pyros come from the entrance way. Razor enters and begins walking to the ring. As he makes his way to the ring the house lights gradually begin to re-illuminate, achieving full illumination as he enters the ring. Razor goes to the center and raises his hands as more red pyros go off from each of the ring posts.

As soon as Razor gets in the ring he clotheslines "The Highlander" Red Xlll down to mat. Razor starts laying the boots to him. Razor lifts The Highlander back to his feet and hits reapeated chops across the chest. Razor now has The Highlander in the cornerturnbuckle. He climbs the top and starts a ten punch combo.1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Highlander drops to the mat. Razor starts laying more boots to Highlanders head.*

Dave "King" Law: Razor is doing a good job isolating Highlander in the corner.

*Razor lifts "The Highlander" Red Xlll to his feet and irish whips him to the other turnbuckle. Razor charges with the splash but at the last second Highlander gets the elbow up. The Highlander climbs to the top turnbuckle and lands a nice flipping neckbreaker on Razor. The Highlander drops his arm over Razor's chest for the cover.

1................







2.................





Kickout.*


Chris Yankovic: No and a kickout by Razor.

Dave "King" Law: Razor is going to win this one I can feel it.

*Both men are back to their feet now. The Highlander trys for a superkick but, Razor side steps it and grabs Highlander's foot. Razor follows it up with a enziguri. Razor hops back up to his feet and nails a leg drop across the back of The Highlanders head. Razor turns him over and makes the pin.

1.................





2..................







3 no kickout by "The Highlander" Red Xlll*

Chris Yankovic: Nice kickout by The Highlander.

Dave "King" Law: Lucky kickout you mean.

*Razor lifts the Highlander to his feet and delivers a couple of punches to the head. Then he irish whips him into the ropes, Razor ducks for the back body drop but Highlander hits a nice sunset flip.

1..................






2...Kickout by Razor*

Dave "King" Law: You can never get Razor with a pethitic move like that.

Chris Yankovic: I'd like to see you try it.

*Both men get to their feet Razor throws a punch at The Highlander, but The Highlander ducks it and hits a nice neckbreaker from behind. Highlander thens moves to the top rope he jumps off attempting a guillotine leg drop but Razor moves to the side. Both men are down.*

Chris Yankovic: Both men are down and not moving.

*Referee Dert Lalonde begins the ten count. 1 2 3 4 the Highlander moving 5 6 7 8 The Highlander springs back to his feet. He lifts Razor up and plants back to the mat with the immortalizer.*

Chris Yankovic: It's all over now.

*The Highlander climbs the top turnbuckle and comes down on top of Razor with a moonsault. he hooks the leg.

1...............








2...............









3...No*


Dave "King" Law: Razor with the last second kickout.

Chris Yankovic: What a match this is turning out to be.

*The Highlander lifts Razor back up to his feet and delivers a standing dropkick. The Highlander runs of the second rope and hits a asai moonsault. He makes the cover.*

Chris Yankovic: The Highlander just nailed a asai moonsault.

1................







2..............







3...No kickout by Razor


Dave "King" Law: Kickout by Razor baby.


*The Highlander lifts Razor to his feet, but recieves a rake to the eyes for his troubles. Then Razor hits a superkick to the head of The Highlander.*

Chris Yankovic: Close Shave, Close Shave!!!

*Razor makes the cover

1..............






2...........



Dert Lalonde spots The Highlander's foot on the ropes.*


Dave "King" Law: Nice move by Razor but he executed it to close to the
ropes.


*The crowd starts chanting Highlander. Razor now is frustrated. He pulls The Highlander to the middle of the ring and apllies a anklelock. Highlander is trying for the ropes.*

Dave "King" Law: Razor is going to snap his ankle.

Chris Yankovic: The Highlander is desperately trying for the ropes.

*The Highlander uses his other foot and kicks Razor in the face, forcing him to release the hold. The Highlander uses the turnbuckle to get to his feet. He limps over to Razor and lifts him up. Razor does an inside cradle.


1.............






2.......kickout.*


Chris Yankovic: The Highlander got the shoulder up.


*Razor stands up and waits for The Highlander. The Highlander stands up and recieves a spinning heel kick. Razor climbs up the top turnbuckle. The Highlander stands up and gets a missile dropkick from Razor. Razor hooks the leg.*

Dave "King" Law: Razor going for the win.

1..............





2.............





3.....No kickout by The Highlander.


Chris Yankovic: Razor couldn't get him.


*Razor stands up and gives a knee to The Highlander groin. Razor lifts Highlander to his feet and hits a tornado ddt. he makes the cover:

1.............





2................







3....No*

Dave "King" Law: Its only a matter of time. Razor is wearing The Highlander
down.

Chris Yankovic: We will see about that.

*Razor picks The Highlander to his feet he turns around while hooking The Highlander's arms.*

Dave "King" Law: It appears he is going for an impaler.

*The Highlander throws Razor off sending him into the ropes. Razor comes back with a shoulder block. Razor lifts the Highlander to his feet and kicks him in the gut. Razor then hits a inverted frontward russian leg sweep.*

Chris Yankovic: RAZOR PLANT, RAZOR PLANT!!!

*Razor doesn't make the cover. He walks to the turnbuckle and greets the crowd. Finally after a minute of stalling Razor goes to the top rope. He leaps off going for a 450 splash but at the last second Highlander gets the knee up. Now both men are down.*

Dave "King" Law: He might have won it.

Chris Yankovic: He wasted too much time.

*Referee Dert Lalonde starts the ten count. 1......2......3......4.....Both men beginning to show signs of life 5......6....The Highlander reaching for the ropes 7....... 8......The Highlander and Razor have a hold of the ropes 9.........Both men are up. Razor runs at The Highlander and The Highlander grabs his legs tripping him down. The Highlander turns Razor over locking in a modified boston crab.*

Chris Yankovic:THE HIGHLAND STRETCH!!!

*Razor is about to tap. Dert Lalonde is asking him does he give. Suddenly he points to his back telling the ref it is hurt. The referee makes The Highlander break the hold. Now as the ref checks on Razor. Razor pushes the ref into The Highlander knocking him down.*

Dave "King" Law: Thats the spirit Razor.

Chris Yankovic: CHEATER!


*The Highlander gets back up only to get kicked in the groin by Razor. Razor whips The Highlander into the ropes. Then he follows it up with a corner clothesline. Razor climbs up to the top rope. He hooks his arm around the back of The Highlanders head.*

Chris Yankovic: It appears Razor is going for a top rope bulldog.

*At the last second Highlander elbows Razor in the gut. He hooks his arm around Razor's head and flys through the air delivering a diamond cutter from the top rope.*

Chris Yankovic: OH MY GOD! He delivered the Quickening from the top rope.

*Now Both men are laying in the middle of the ring. Dert Lalonde starts the ten count. 1....2.....3....4......5 The Highlander is moving 6.............7.............8...........9.........At the last second The Highlander flops his arm over Razor's chest.


1...............


Dave "King" Law: No not like this.






2.....................



Chris Yankovic: He's got it!




3....................



DING DING DING

Chris Yankovic: It's all over folks. What a match.

Dave "King" Law: I have a feeling this isn't over.

Katie Brazel: The winner of this match "The Highlander" Red Xlll.

CY: Well, Red XIII moves on into the semi-finals and will face the winner of Justice versus Ken Krew. For Katie Brazel and Dave "King" Law, this is Chris Yankovic saying goodnight.

~~Static~~

Match 1: Adam Mills

Match 2: Raymond Provencher

Match 3: Raymond Provencher

Match 4: Raymond Provencher

Main Event: Adam Mills