CEWA SUNDAY NIGHT STORM
Regina, Saskatchewan
July 22, 2001
*Crazy Town’s "Hollywood Babylon" begins playing over the sound system and the arena goes dark. White strobes and pyros go off all around as Chris Yankovic and Dave "King" Law walk down to ringside and sit at their announce position. Things are off and running for the fianl Sunday Night Storm. Suddenly the arena goes black and the "I am Canadian" song from the Molson Canadian commercials begins to blare over the speakers. A huge laser outline of the Canadian national flag appears over the centre of the ring. Then the red and pyros shoot off from the entranceway as Raymond Provencher steps through the curtains. The crowd goes wild as the music continues to play as the lights come up and Raymond makes his way to the ring. He steps through the ropes and calls for a microphone.*
Raymond: Good evening fans of the CEWA. *The crowd cheers loudly and Raymond waits till they quite down abit before continuing.* As you all know, this will be our final broadcast and final show here in the CEWA. *The crowd begins to boo the closing.* I know, this was just getting started, but don’t worry, I have not lost all hope. I am taking a position with another company and will be always working towards the day when the Canadian E-fed Wrestling Association may be re-opened. With that aside, tonights line-up is going to take a little bit of a twist than what was announced. The opening match will now be Ken "Motley" Krew and Justice fighting in the semi-finals of the International Title Tournament. Our second match will feature Shawn "The Real Man" Sand and Lil’ Rocka in a Hell in a Cell match. *The crowd goes wild over this.* The third match will be Lu Kang taking on the mystery Masked Man from the last few weeks. The fourth match is now going to be High Society taking on Deth Squad for the right to tag team pride. And tonights main event will be the International Title Match between "The Highlander" Red XIII taking on the winner of the Ken "Motley" Krew and Justice match. Have a great evening everyone, and I’ll now turn it over to your great announcers, Dave "King" Law and Chris Yankovic, Chris.
*Raymond leaves the ring to many cheers, he shakes some hands on his way up the ramp, looking a little disappointed, but in good spirits.*
Chris Yankovic: Well King, there goes a proud owner and a disappointed promoter.
Dave "King" Law: Yes, he has been a great leader and I hope will continue to try and get this company to work and re-open in the future.
CY: Well, we have a show to run and a great one at that.
DL: Yes, this is a great one and we’re going to start things off with the semi-final match of the International Title Tournament.
Katie Brazel: This first match is a semi-final match in the International Title Tournament and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Washington D.C. and weighing in at three hundred and thirty-six pounds.....JUSTICE!!!
*The arena lights go dark. Then, across the titantron, the words "Justice is Served" appear. "Highway to Hell" hits and Justice comes out to the roar of the crowd.*
KB: And his opponent, from Ottawa Ontario, and weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds.....KEN "MOTLEY" KREW!!!
*"Kickstart my Heart" by Motley Crue begins blaring through the arena, the lights in the arena begin to flash in sequence to the music. White and light blue pyros go off from the entrance way as Ken walks out from behind the curtain. As the music continues he makes his way to the ring admist a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. Once in the ring he stands in the center and throws his arms out to the side as more pyros go off from each ring post.*
DING!! DING!! DING!!
CY: And this openiong match is underway.
*Ken walks around the ring and then comes charging at Justice but gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.*
DL: Great elbowsmash by Justice.
*Ken grabs Justice's arm and strkes his chest. Ken then bounces Justice off the ropes and clotheslines him. Justice gets back to his feet and they lockup. Ken sends Justice to the corner of the ring and then Justice comes stumbling out and superkicks Justice. Ken is posing for the crowd to a chorus of boos and jeers as Justice recovers and gets back to his feet. Ken turns around and Justice executes the brain buster on him. Justice then applies a boston crab to Ken. George Bailey is checking for a tap out. ... ... Justice tightens the hold. ... Ken makes it to the ropes and is able to escape the hold.*
CY: OHHHHHHH So close!!!
*With Ken down, Justice climbs the ropes and hits Ken with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.*
Chris Yankovic - Justice with a huge elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
*Justice is up againas is Ken. Justice allows too much time for Ken to recover and he nails Justice in the face with a huge big boot. Justice quickly gets to his feet only to have Ken clothesline him.*
CY: Justice takes a weak move from Ken.
DL: Whatever, Ken took him out of his boots with that one.
*Ken waits till Justice gets up and then runs and spears him and stays on top. Ken punches him in the head repeatedly.*
DL: Ken Krew executes a Lou Thez press to perfection there.
*Justice flips Ken over an then picks him up and executes a stomachbreaker. Justice tries again but gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Ken and Justice roll to the outside still fighting. They fight to the Spanish announce table and finally Ken gives Justice an inverted DDT through the table.*
CY: My GOD!! I think he just killed him there. Ken is back on his feet and rolls Justice back into the ring. He slides in after him and tries the cover.
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3 NO!! Kickout by Justice. Ken is visibly frustrated and begins to yell at the George. Justice is recovering and is now waitng for Ken to turn around, which he does. Ken gets drilled with the Pendulum of Pain and Justice makes the cover.
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Kickout by Ken. Justice then sends Ken to the outside. George starts the count 1.....Justice chokes Ken with a microphone cable.....2.....3.....Justice then climbs to the apron and hits Ken with an elbowdrop. Both men get back to their feet and head back into the ring. Gains the advantage on Justice and executes the brain buster on Justice. Ken then goes to the top, and there it is, the Sixx-bomb on Justice. Ken pulls Justice up and then plants him with a Ken Krew Special and covers Justice hooking the leg. The ref starts the count.
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DING!! DING!! DING!!
KB: Your winner, and finalist.....KEN "MOTLEY" KREW!!!
DL: Well, what did I say? Ken Krew all the way baby.
CY: There is our first match-up over with and now we have the lowering of the cell for the ever dangerous, HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!
DL: Many a wrestlers have ended their careers in this type of match and now the same can happen here.
CY: Exactly, Shawn Sand and Lil’ Rocka will be going at it in one of the most deadly matches in the history of wrestling.
*The cell is lowered, much to the delight of the crowd.*
KB: The following match is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH!! *Crowd cheers wildly.* It is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from California U.S.A. and weighing in at one hundred and seventy-eight pounds.....LIL’ ROCKA!!!
*The lights suddenly go out and then return in a dark red color, Suddenly the music hits, "And I wonder day to day I don't like you anyway I don't need your sh*t today you're pathetic in your own way I feel for you better f**king go away I will behave I'm doing the best that I can now go away." Pyros shoot from the stage, roof and the four posts in the ring. Lil' Rocka comes out of the crowd and slides into the ring.*
KB: And his opponent, from Toronto, Onatrio and weighing in at one hundred and ninety-nine pounds.....SHAWN "THE REAL MAN" SAND!!!
*"American Bad Ass" by Kidrock begins to play as Shawn walks out dancing to the music.*
CY: Well, this match is about to begin, as is the carnage.
DING!! DING!! DING!!
[Sand walks around the ring. Lil' Rocka gives Shawn "The Real Man" Sand a reverse neckbreaker. Lil' Rocka gets back to his feet. Lil' Rocka knees Shawn "The Real Man" Sand and rolls back to his feet. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand dropkicks Lil' Rocka to the face. ]
Dave "King" Law - Follows up with a missile dropkick.
[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets up. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand slams Lil' Rocka on the tacks! Shawn "The Real Man" Sand swings a steel chair and hits Lil' Rocka. Lil' Rocka is bleeding as a result. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand suplexes Lil' Rocka. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand grabs Lil' Rocka's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Dert Lalonde is checking for a tap out. ... ... Lil' Rocka trys to escape. ... ... Lil' Rocka trys to escape. Lil' Rocka escapes. Lil' Rocka with a headbutt on Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand punches Lil' Rocka in the head. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand puts Lil' Rocka on the top rope and executes a superplex. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand stands up. Now Lil' Rocka standing. Lil' Rocka goes for a bridging back suplex but Shawn "The Real Man" Sand dodges the attack. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets away from the tacks. ]
Chris Yankovic - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand is hit with a backward kick. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets back to his feet. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand bounces Lil' Rocka off the ropes and clotheslines him. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand applies an arm wrench to Lil' Rocka. ]
Dave "King" Law - arm wrench by Shawn "The Real Man" Sand.
[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand applies an arm wrench to Lil' Rocka. ]
Chris Yankovic - Shawn "The Real Man" Sand with a arm wrench.
[Lil' Rocka climbs to his feet. Lil' Rocka piledrives Shawn "The Real Man" Sand head first into the mat. ]
Dave "King" Law - What a standing piledriver!!
[Now Shawn "The Real Man" Sand standing. Lil' Rocka slams Shawn "The Real Man" Sand on the tacks! ]
Dave "King" Law - Lil' Rocka is taking it to Shawn "The Real Man" Sand.
[Lil' Rocka bounces Shawn "The Real Man" Sand off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. ]
Chris Yankovic - If Lil' Rocka keeps using moves like that jumping clothesline he could win the match!
[Now Shawn "The Real Man" Sand standing. Lil' Rocka swings a chair and hits Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand is bleeding as a result. Lil' Rocka jabs Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. ]
Dave "King" Law - Shawn "The Real Man" Sand takes a jab.
[Lil' Rocka short lariats Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. Lil' Rocka puts Shawn "The Real Man" Sand in an arm grapevine submission. ]
Chris Yankovic - Shawn "The Real Man" Sand takes a arm grapevine.
[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Lil' Rocka. ]
Dave "King" Law - Shawn "The Real Man" Sand takes a diving elbow smash.
[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand moves back to his feet. Lil' Rocka trys for a double underhook piledriver but Shawn "The Real Man" Sand avoids it. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets away from the tacks. Lil' Rocka swings a steel chair and hits Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand is bleeding as a result. ]
Chris Yankovic - Is this a great match or not?
Dave "King" Law - Oh yeah!
[Lil' Rocka grabs Shawn "The Real Man" Sand's head and hites him in the face. Lil' Rocka executes a swinging bulldog on Shawn "The Real Man" Sand driving Shawn "The Real Man" Sand's face into the mat. Lil' Rocka is back on his feet. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand stands up. Lil' Rocka executes the airplane spin and throws Shawn "The Real Man" Sand onto the mat. Lil' Rocka takes Shawn "The Real Man" Sand to the floor. Lil' Rocka puts Shawn "The Real Man" Sand in an arm grapevine submission. Now Shawn "The Real Man" Sand standing. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand kicks Lil' Rocka in the back of the leg. Lil' Rocka moves back to his feet. Lil' Rocka pulls Shawn "The Real Man" Sand's hair. Lil' Rocka throws Shawn "The Real Man" Sand off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Lil' Rocka. Lil' Rocka is back on his feet. Lil' Rocka rolls onto Shawn "The Real Man" Sand connecting with a knee. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand is back on his feet. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Lil' Rocka. ]
Dave "King" Law - These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?
Chris Yankovic - Not in this life time.
[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand grabs Lil' Rocka and applies an arm wrench. Lil' Rocka hits a spinning leg lariat on Shawn "The Real Man" Sand sending him to the ringside mat. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Lil' Rocka. ]
Chris Yankovic - diving elbow smash!
[Lil' Rocka climbs to his feet. Running neckbreaker drop executed by Lil' Rocka takes Shawn "The Real Man" Sand down hard. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand stands up. Lil' Rocka takes Shawn "The Real Man" Sand back into the ring. Lil' Rocka throws the steel steps at Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. ]
Dave "King" Law - Lil' Rocka is taking it to Shawn "The Real Man" Sand. Is this a great match or what?
Chris Yankovic - Oh yeah!
Dave "King" Law - the ring is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand nails Lil' Rocka with a double underhook suplex. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand slams Lil' Rocka on the tacks! ]
Dave "King" Law - Shawn "The Real Man" Sand is taking it to Lil' Rocka.
[Shawn "The Real Man" Sand sets Lil' Rocka up DDTs him into the tacks. Lil' Rocka gets away from the tacks. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand sends Lil' Rocka into Dert Lalonde he goes down. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand grabs Lil' Rocka and applies an arm wrench. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand sets Lil' Rocka up DDTs him into the mat. Deth runs to the ring. Deth punches Shawn "The Real Man" Sand repeatedly. Deth punches Shawn "The Real Man" Sand in the head. Ordered is restored. Dert Lalonde gets up. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand applies an arm wrench to Lil' Rocka. Lil' Rocka gets up. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand dropkicks Lil' Rocka. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand is back on his feet. Lil' Rocka gets up. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand Superkicks Lil' Rocka. Shawn "The Real Man" Sand covers Lil' Rocka hooking the leg. Referee Dert Lalonde makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Chris Yankovic - Shawn "The Real Man" Sand has won the match!
Katie Brazel - The winner of this match, Shawn "The Real Man" Sand!!!
CY: Well, that was defiantely a great match and we have to move on now in the show.
KB: This next match is a grudge match and that means no holds barred, it is scheduled for one fall. Inroducing first, from Japan and weighing in at two hundred and sixty-four pounds.....LU KANG!!!
*Lu Kang walks to the ring threatening the crowd and making obscene gestyres to the fans.*
KB: And his opponent.....
*Suddenly the arena goes pitch black and some rustling can be heard. The lights come back on and we see the Masked Man in the ring standing behind Lu Kang with a steel chair. Lu Kang shrugs and turns around only to get hit squarly in the head with a steel chair that busts him wide open. The Masked Man makes the cover and Wayne begins to count.
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DING!! DING!! DING!!
CY: That has to be the shortest match in the history of no holds barred match-ups.
DL: That was robbery, plain robbery.
CY: WAIT!! He’s taking off his mask.
*In the ring the Masked Man is taking off his mask and it’s......
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YUKAWA!!!*
CY: MY GOD!! YUKAWA!! YUKAWA!! He hasn’t been around since signing here, or so we thought. What a shocker on this last card.
DL: Damn him!
*The officials try to help Lu Kang out of the ring as Yukawa heads to the back to the cheers of the crowd.*
Katie Brazel: This tag match is scheduled for one fall they come to us from Sudbury, Ontario, Canada. They have a combined weight of 509 lbs. THE DETH SQUAD!!!
*The arena goes black as "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope" begins "A- is for Apple, B - is for Balloons, C - is for Crayons, D - is for Drums" then the bass kicks in as red pyros go off. Deth Squad then appear in the entry way as multicolored strobes flash all around. As they make their way to the ring the lights slowly come back on and achieve full illumination as they enter the ring. They stand in the center and raise their arms above their head as more red pyros go off from each ring post.*
Katie Brazel: And their opponets from Atlanta, Georgia. They have a combined weight of 485 lbs. HIGH SOCIETY!!!
Dave "King" Law: Well these two are going to finally settle their differences.
Chris Yankovic: Amen! that
*The two teams start off brawling in the ring. Razor hits a standing dropkick thats sends King Anarchy to the outside. Meanwhile in the opposite turnbuckle Kid Crucial is getting the best of Deth, until Razor gives him a forearm in the back. Razor and Deth double team Kid Crucial in the ring with punches and kicks. Then the Deth Squad hook Crucial's arms and hit a double vertcal suplex on him.*
Dave "King" Law: Deth Squad dominating this match.
Chris Yankovic: Yeah well the match is young.
*The Deth Squad pick Crucial to his feet and send him in the ropes. When he comes back Deth lifts him up.*
Dave "King" Law: Here it comes THE D-SQUAD BREAKER!
*But as Razor tries to finish it King Anarchy grabs his feet from the outside tripping him up. So Crucial falls to the mat in a flapjack. Anarchy pulls Razor to the outside and throws some fists at him. Then he grabs the back of Razor's head and tosses him over the commentary booth knocking both comentators down. Anarchy waits for Razor to stand up and he leaps over
hitting Razor with a flying shoulder block that send both men down. Meanwhile in the ring Deth is in firm control. He picks Crucial off the mat and hits a huge clothesline. Then he picks him back up and lays him against the ropes. Deth runs off the opposite ropes and comes back attempting a clothesline to the outside but Crucial back body drops Deth to the outside. Deth lands on his feet and grabs Crucials feet pulling him to the mat. Kid Crucial uses both of his feet to kick Deth into the steel baracade. Kid Crucial slides to the outside attempting to whip Deth to the steel steps, but Deth reverses the whip to the steps. Sending Kid Crucial shoulder first into the steps. Deth lifts Crucial to his feet and ddts him to the cement knocking Crucial nearly unconscious. Meanwhile at the commentators table King Anarchy is up and he throws Razor back over top to the other side. Anarchy climbs over and starts laying the boots to the fallen Razor. Anarchy picks Razor to his feet and backs up a little bit, then hits a nasty looking superkick. Back to the other side Deth sets Crucial on top of the steel steps. Then Deth climbs up to the top and sets Crucial between his legs attempting to piledrive him off the top to the cement. All of a sudden King Anarchy clotheslines Deth in the back. Anarchy press slams Deth across the barracade. Referee George Bailey tries to restrain some order but gets shoved to the ground by King Anarchy. Anarchy throws Deth into the ring, and climbs in himself. Anarchy runs off the ropes and hits a jumping leg drop. He pins hooking the leg. There is no ref to count. Anarchy picks Deth to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex. Razor is up now on the outside with a chair and he slides into the ring. Razor charges at King Anarchy but Anarchy hits a drop toe hold making Razor's face fall to the chair. Razor rolls to the outside. Kid Crucial is back up and he gets in the ring. Crucial and Anarchy start laying the boots to Deth.
The commentators are getting set back up.
King Anarchy signales for Crucial to go to the top rope. Then King Anarchy drops Deth across his knee with a backbreaker. Kid Crucial flys off the top rope with a leg drop while Anarchy holds Deth across his knee. Anarchy makes the pin. George Bailey slides into the ring to make the count...
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2 Count is broken up by Razor.George Bailey sends Kid Crucial and Razor to their respective spots, leaving Deth and King Anarchy alone in the ring.
The commentators are set up.*
Chris Yankovic: Are we on, HELLO!
David "King" Law: Thats my ear you idoit!
Chris Yankovic: Sorry!
*King Anarchy picks Deth to his feet and gives him a neckbreaker.*
Chris Yankovic: High Society dominating it all right now.
*King Anarchy drags Deth to his corner and tags in Kid Crucial. King Anarchy locks on armbar while Crucial executes a leg drop on Deth's arm.*
Dave "King" Law: OUCH!!!!
Chris Yankovic: Great tag team tactics.
*Crucial lifts Deth up and puts him in a armlock. He keeps the pressure on.*
Dave "King" Law: Great job wearing Deth down.
Chris Yankovic: Wearing him down. After the punishment he has recieved I am suprised he can walk.
*Finally Deth kicks his knee into Crucial's gut. Deth hits a t-bone suplex. Both men are down.*
Chris Yankovic: Both men out cold.
*Both men begin crawling to their corners finally Anarchy and Razor are taged in. Anarchy runs towards Razor but gets a superkick.*
Chris Yankovis: CLOSE SHAVE!!!
*Then Kid Crucial stands up and Razor gives him a superkick.*
Chris Yankovic: And another CLOSE SHAVE!!!
*Deth stands up and sets Kid Crucial between his legs and hits a modified powerbomb.*
Dave "King" Law: Oh my god there's a D-Monitor if I have ever seen one.
*Then King Anarchy stands up a receives a inverted frontward russian leg sweep.*
Chris Yankovic: RAZOR PLANT!!!
*Razor covers, but George Bailey is trying to restrain Deth away from Kid Crucial. Razor grabs the ref and turns him around. Razor jumps down to make the cover...
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3NO*
Chris Yankovic: OH MY GOD!!! He kicked out of the Razor Plant!
Dave "King" Law: I could do it.
Chris Yankovic: Sure you could
*Razor bangs the mat from frustration. Razor lifts King Anarchy to his feet and sends him into the ropes. As he comes back Deth lifts him in the air and Razor follows it up with a cutter.*
Chris Yankovic: D-SQUAD BREAKER!!!
Dave "King" Law: It's over.
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DING DING DING
Katie Brazel: The winners of this match by pinfall The Deth Squad.
*Then as George Bailey raises their arms both men turn and Razor locks the Razor Burn on Kid Crucial and Deth locks on the Deth Effect on King Anarchy until security come out to break it up.
A few boo's are heard from the crowd.*
Chris Yankovic: What kinda commishner do we have?
Dave "King" Law: That was great!
CY: Well, the time has now come for the CEWA to crown it’s first, and unfortunatley last, champion.
Katie Brazel: This match is for the international title and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Ottawa, Ontario and weighing in at 245 lbs. KEN "MOTLEY" KREW!!!
"Kickstart my Heart" by Motley Crue begins blaring through the arena, the lights in the arena begin to flash in sequence to the music. White and light blue pyros go off from the entrance way as Ken walks out from behind the curtain. As the music continues he makes his way to the ring admist a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. Once in the ring he stands in the center and throws his arms out to the side as more pyros go off from each ring post.
Katie Brazel: And his opponet from Glencoe, Scotland, weighing in at 197 lbs. THE "HIGHLANDER" RED Xlll!!!
Arena lights drop down to a dim to red hue as the song begins. "Here we are, born to be Kings we are the Princes of the Universe. Here we belong..." Bright red pyros go off and the lights flash between red and white strobes as Red XIII makes his entrance "...fighting to survive in a war with the darkest power." As the drum beats, he makes his way to the ring, stopping to shake hands and give high fives to the fans down the ramp and at ringside. He gets into the ring and unsheathes his sword and as he holds it high, lightning pyros appear to eminate from the blade to the roof of the arena.
Chris Yankovic: The Highlander looking to stay undefeated and become the first and last ever CEWA international champion.
Dave "King" Law: Ken Krew is going to win this one, That is if that idoit Dert Lalonde calls it fair.
The two men circle each other in the ring and lock up in the middle. Ken Krew kicks The Highlander in the stomach and follows it up with a ddt. Ken lays beside The Highlander and trash talks him.
Dave "King" Law: Why doesn't he go for the pin!
Ken lifts Highlander up and whips him into the ropes. The Highlander comes back and gets smacked with a big boot. Ken climbs to the top turnbuckle and flys off with a Sixx-bomb. Ken slides to the outside of the ring.
Chris Yankovic: Once again Ken is not making the pin.
Dave "King" Law: And he had him there I know it.
Ken looks under the ring and pulls out a table. the crowd cheers at the sight of the table. Highlander gets to his feet and runs off the ropes. He baseball slides the table into the face of Ken Krew. Highlander lifts Ken to his feet and whips him shoulder first into the steel steps. The Highlander finishes setting the table up. Then he walks over to the fallen Ken Krew and lifts him up. On the way up Ken hits a low blow, then he press slams Highlander across the barracade.
Dave "King" Law: Ken handing out the punishment.
Chris Yankovic: Ken is the much bigger man here.
Ken tosses The Highlander back into the ring and begins laying the boots to him. Ken lifts The Highlander to his feet and whips him hard into the turnbuckle. Highlander stumbles foward into a side walk slam by Ken "Motley" Krew. Ken makes the cover
Chris Yankovic: First cover of the match and could be the last.
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2 Kickout by The Highlander
Krew bangs his fist down in frustration.
Ken lifts Highlander back up and puts him back down with a vertical suplex. Krew locks on a headlock for awhile wearing The Highlander down. A couple of minutes pass then the crowd begins to come alive in a "Highlander" chant. The Highlander gets to his feet and hits a couple of elbows to Kens chest. The Highlander runs off the ropes but recieves a powerslam.
Dave "King" Law: Ken is completely focused in this match. He is going to win!
Chris Yankovic: Don't count your chickens before your hens hatch.
Ken covers..
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2 kickout
Chris Yankovic: See! Kickout by The Highlander.
Ken lifts The Highlander to his feet but Ken gets a huge jawbreaker and both men are down. Dert Lalonde begins the ten count. 1......2.....3.....4 Both Men are moving around 5.....6.....7 Both men get to their feet and Ken throws a puch but The Highlander ducks it. Then when Ken turns around he gets a standing dropkick. Highlander runs off the ropes and hits a jumping leg drop. He pins...
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Dave "King" Law: NO!
2 kickout
Dave "King" Law: Shew!
Chris Yankoic: Were you scard Dave?
Dave "King" Law: Of Course not
Chris Yankovic (chuckling): Sure you weren't.
The Highlander picks Ken up to his feet and hits some knife-edge chops to Kens chest before hitting The Immortalizer. The Highlander climbs up to the top rope and nails a moonsault. He covers...
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3 No
Dave "King" Law: That was really close.
Chris Yankovic: Dave your sweating! If The Highlander would have hook the leg he may have got him.
The Highlander waits for Ken to stand and he throws a superkick but Ken ducks and The Highlander knocks the ref out cold.
Dave "King" Law: Now look at what that idoit did.
The Highlander kicks Ken in the gut and hits a fisherman's suplex. There is no ref to count.
Chris Yankovic: Crap! He had it won there.
Ken gets to his feet but gets hit with a thrust kick to the face by The Highlander. The Highlander goes to the out side and gets another table. He sets it up right beside the other in front of the commentary booth.
Dave "King" Law: What is he doing now, that cheater!
The Highlander grabs the fallen Ken Krews feet and pulls him to the outside.The Highlander lifts stands on top of the commentary booth and sets Ken between his legs .
Dave "King" Law: He is not going to do this is he.
Chris Yankovic: Looks like he is.
The Highlander tries to list Ken up but can't get him up. Ken back body drops Highlander over his shoulder through both of the tables.
Chris Yankovic: OH MY GOD!!! The Highlander has been broken to pieces and the ref is still knocked out.
Dave "King" Law: Yes! Yes!
Ken rolls The Highlander back in the ring. Ken slides under the bottom rope and pins The Highlander forgetting the ref is out cold.
Dave "King" Law: This is The Highlander's fault if he hadn't knocked the ref out, Ken would have this won.
Chris Yankovic: If The Highlander hadn't knocked the ref out then Ken would have been disqualified. This is not a table match.
Ken lifts the ref up but Dert fall back to the mat. Ken walks over to the busted Highlander and locks a figure four on him.
Chris Yankovic: The part of the Highlander that isn't unconsious is screaming in pain.
Ken keeps the lock on for a good two minutes. Then suddenly The Highlander gets a burst of adreniline and turns over reversing the hold. Ken now is in a lot of pain. The ref begins to show signs of life. Ken has no choice but to release the hold.
Chris Yankovic: Ken is getting a taste of his own medicene.
Dave "King" Law: You are a girl Chris!
Ken lifts the Highlander to his feet and nails the Motley Plunge.
Chris Yankovic: MOTLEY PLUNGE!!!
Ken pins but the ref is still hurt in the corner but is moving a bit. Ken lifts Highlander up and slaps him across the face.
Chris Yankovic: Now thats not right.
Dave "King" Law: isn't it great!
As Ken is signaling to the crowd he turns around and gets caught with the Highland Stretch. The Crowd goes nuts. Ken lifts his hand in the air and taps.
Chris Yankovic: He tapped! He tapped! Now who is getting screwed.
Dave "King" Law: What I didn't see him tap.
The Highlander releases the hold and climbs to the top rope. He waits for Ken to stand up, then he delivers a hurricrana. The ref is dazzed but he stands up and The Highlander pins...
The ref slowly makes the count
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3 No
Chris Yankovic: That was a slow count.
Dave "King" Law: No Chris you just call everything biased.
Chris Yankovic: WHAT!!!
The Highlander rolls to the outside and grabs a chair. He rolls back in and when he swings Dert grabs the chair from behind.
Dave "King"Law: Thats right do what you are payed for.
Then the Highlander turns facing Ken and gets The Ken Krew Special.
Chris Yankovic: There it is The Ken Krew Special. It's over.
Ken covers...
1.........
2.......
3 No
Chris Yankovic: OH MY GOD!!! He kicked out.
Dave "King" Law: Pure luck!
Krew lifts The Highlander up and sets him up on the top rope. Then Krew climbs up. When Krew gets up he gets a punch to the face. Then The Highlander hooks his head for The Quickening but, at the last second Krew gives a forearm to the back of Highlanders head. Krew hooks the arm and delivers the Ken Krew Special from the top rope.
Dave "Law" King: It's over
Ken pins...
1............
2............
3...........
DING DING DING
Katie Brazel: And your winner by pinfall and the International champion KEN "MOTLEY" KREW.
David "Law" King: I told you Ken would win. Where are you going Chris?
Chris Yankovic: I am standing to applaud this match. This will be the last.
Chris stands and applauds.
*The scene shows the paramedics helping The Highlander to the back. A huge Highlander chant goes out and Ken "Motley" Krew is on the turnbuckle holding the title in the air.
Suddenly the "I am Canadian" song begins to blare through the arena as Raymond makes his way to the ring. He gets half way down the ramp when the entire locker room begins to follow him down. Every last man comes into the ring as Raymond grabs the microphone.*
Raymond: Thank you fans of the CEWA, the entire locker room salutes you the fans. Congratulations to the Highlander for a great match, and of course congratulations to our CEWA International Champion, Ken "Motley" Krew. If you want to check out some of the stars that are here tonight, in the near future, check out the League of Fury today. For the entire staff this is good night and so long.
* "I am Canadian" begins playing again over the speakers as the scene fades out.*
~~STATIC~~
CREDITS:
Match 1: Raymond Provencher
Match 2: Simulated, intros by Raymond Provencher
Match 3: Raymond Provencher
Match 4: Adam Mills
Main Event: Adam Mills