*In the first dark match before the PPV, Warriors of Destruction had a shot at Ching and Scheiz,
the C&S Express. However, the C&S Express rode right over this new team and ended the match with
a double powerbomb.

In the second dark match, Ryu had his hands full with The One. The One looked to follow in C&S 
Express’s footsteps, but was unable to mount much offence and ended up being beaten by the 
Dragon’s Breath.*

*The arena goes dark and then “Eat the Rich” by Fozzy hits the P.A. and fireworks explode all 
around the entrance way. The Razortron has been made up to look like a sun and we can see images 
on the side screen of a barren wasteland, almost as if a city had been decimated by a nuclear 
blast. Pyros shoot up from the ring post in various colors and then Chris Yankovic and Dave Scott 
make their appearance at the top of the ramp. They make their way to ringside and their announce 
position as the crowd cheers loudly.*


CY: Good evening folks and welcome to the East Coast and the Summer of Destruction PPV. I am Chris 
Yankovic and with me as always is Dave Scott.

DS: Good evening and I just want to say this, tonight we will see a new World Champion crowned.


CY: Well that is our big main event, but first we have some first round North American Title 
Tournament Matches.


Dave- Well ladies and gentlemen, here we are at our first real match here tonight. Welcome to the 
desk of the best commentators in the world, Chris and I.

 
Chris- Flattering, well you do have a point but back to the match. This next match is for an 
advancement to the next round of the North American Title.

 
Dave- The net round is where it gets all exciting, but this Match between Shawn and Shady will be 
a good one to see.
 
Chris- I agree there Dave, should be one of the best here in the first round. 
 
Dave- Now it's time to watch Shady Mike win this match and advance to the next round.
 
Chris- Shady Mike? You mean Shawn Christian?
 
Dave- No, I meant Shady.

Chris- Oh OK, well we will find out here soon wont we?

Katie- Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first coming to the ring at a weight of two hundred and 
seventy five pounds and stands at a height of six foot six inches tall.....here is Shady Mike.

 
*On the Razortron it shows Shady's career as a face but right as Funkmaster Flex shouts one a 
sledgehammer crashes down and shows the evil things Shady has done. Shady walks out into the ring 
and gives out an evil look to all the guys in the arena. He gets in the ring and prepares for his 
match.*

 
Dave- See, look at Shady.....he is ready for Shawn!

 
Chris- Well I sure hope he is cause he will have a good time trying to put Shawn down for the 
three count.

 
Katie- Next coming to the ring standing at a height of six foot five inches tall and weighs at two 
hundred and thirty seven pounds.......here is Shawn Christian!

 
*The arena goes dark.....RAAAWWW!!!! The lights in the arena flash with every drum beat as Shawn 
Christian makes his way to the ring with looking straight down at the ground.  Shawn rolls into 
the ring, takes a look around, and takes a seat at the top of one of the turnbuckles.*

 
*DING,DING*

 
(Shawn and Shady stand looking at each other and then they walk to the middle of the ring. Shady 
extends his hand for a friendly handshake. Shawn looks out in the crowd and then looks at Shady 
and nods his head with disapproval. Shady shrugs his shoulders and they both lock up. Shawn adds 
his force to Shady and he starts to step back to the corner. Shawn gives him a big shove and Shady 
falls back into the corner. Shady walks back out of the corner and walks back to the middle of the 
ring and Shady pushes Shawn back to his corner and shoves him into his corner. Shawn's back hits 
the turnbuckle and Shawn bounces off. Shawn looks to be getting upset. Shawn then walks back up to 
lock up with Shady but then throws a thumb to the eye of Shady. Shady steps back holding his eye 
and Shawn gives him a right hand. The ref. begins to warn Shawn about the closed fist but Shawn 
then throws another right. Shady begins to wobble and Shawn runs to the ropes coming back with a 
clothesline. Shady hits the mat and Shawn goes back to the ropes coming back with a elbow drop. 
Shady moves out of the way, rolls over and quickly places Shawn in an armbar.)

 
Chris- Seems to be getting off to a good start don't you think?

 
Dave- Yeah, very interesting.

 
(Shawn scoots around until he is able to hook his leg under the bottom rope and use it to get his 
left arm on it. The ref. forces Shady to break the armbar. Shady quickly steps back a few steps 
and then taunts Shawn to get up. Shawn quickly gets back up and looks right to the eye of Shady. 
Shady smiles and then waits on Shawn to make his first move. Shawn and Shady circle each other and 
then lock up once again. Shawn gets the upper hand by putting Shady in a headlock. Shady shoves 
Shawn and he bounces off the ropes. Shawn comes back to be hit with a powerslam from Shady. Shawn 
squirms around holding his back, then gets back to his feet. Shady walks over and grabs Shawn by 
the head and gives him a suplex. Shady then picks Shawn up, but Shawn gives Shady a low blow. The 
ref. gets upset and starts to yell at Shawn warning him that he will DQ Shawn. Shawn walks over to 
Shady and gives him a devastating DDT. Shawn rolls Shady up for the pin and the ref. counts.)


1.....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2.....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(Shady kicks out and Shawn looks at the ref. who confirms the two count. Shawn walks back over to 
Shady and grabs his head pulling him up for a german suplex. Shawn lifts him and slams Shady down 
to the mat. Shawn walks out of the ring and grabs a chair and throws it in the ring. The ref. 
walks over to the chair and picks it up and slides it out the other side as Shawn gets back in the 
ring. The ref. and Shawn start to argue for a few minutes as Shady slowly gets back to his feet. 
Shawn then ignores the ref. and walks over to Shady who begins to fight back and punches Shawn in 
the gut. Shawn flinches a minute and then gives Shady a right hand. The ref. warns Shawn about the 
closed fist rule but Shawn ignores it as well. Shawn looks out at the crowd and smiles as Shady 
grabs Shawn and rolls him up in a pinning position.)

 
1.....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2.....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dave- NO! So close!

 
(Shawn kicks out in time and The ref. confirms the two count. Both men are on there feet and Shawn 
charges at Shady. Shady sidesteps and helps throw Shawn right of the ring. The ref. walks over and 
begins the count as Shady goes over to the corner to rest.)

 
1.....

 
 
 
2.....

 
 
 
3.....

 
 
 
4.....

 
 
 
5.....

 
Chris- Isn't Shawn going to get up?

 
6.....

 
(Shawn begins to stir a bit and begins to stand up)

 
 
7.....

 
 
8.....

 
(Shawn walks over and rolls back into the ring.)

 
Chris- Good man Shawn, that shows alot of spirit.

 
Dave- He should have just stayed out.

 
Chris- Shut up

 
(Shady grabs Shawn and pulls him to the corner where Shady gives him a few lefts and a few rights. 
The ref. warns Shady and Shady steps back with both hands in the air, then charges in with a high 
knee. Shawn is squished with the high knee and just bounces off the turnbuckle. Shawn drops to the 
mat and Shady walks to the center of the ring and goes for another charge with a low knee but 
Shawn rolls out of the ring and walks over to the announcers table and grabs the ring bell. Shawn 
holds it up and the crowd boos. Shady looks upset and the ref. holds him back from leaving the 
ring. Shawn sets the bell in the corner and slides back in the ring.  Shady charges at Shawn and 
grabs his right leg, dragging him back to the center of the ring. Shawn struggles as Shady goes 
for a texas cloverleaf. Shawn kicks Shady off of him and looks at the bell in the corner. Shawn 
begins to crawl to the bell and Shady charges once again. Shawn grabs the bell and swings. Shady 
ducks, kicks Shawn in the gut and throws him down to the mat. Shawn drops the bell on the mat and 
Shady picks Shawn up to his feet. Shady kicks Shawn in the gut and Shawn grabs the bell again. 
Shady places the head of Shawn between his knees and raises his arms.)

 
Dave- ROLEMODLE!

 
Chris- NOOOOOOO!

 
[Shady jumps up and plants Shawn's face into the mat and the rolls Shawn over for the count as the 
ref. begins the count.]

 
1......

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3.!!

 
Katie- The winner of this match and advances to the next round, Shady Mike!!!!!

 
Dave- YES! I was right Chris, I was right

 
Chris- Stop your bragging

 
Dave- Well let's see about this next match....LOSER!

 
Chris- Shut up!


DS: *Ahem* YO! WHAT UP? THIS IS DA BIG D AND GRAND MASTER C! WE HAD A LOT OF HEAT GOING ON, YA 
KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WE GOT DA MAN, DA LIVING LEGEND, KANSER AND ONE HIP CAT, MESSIAH JONES! SO STAY 
TUNED ALL YOU PLAYERS AND BITCHES!!!!!!! 


Chris can’t believe what Dave just said and has an open mouth, trying to say something but nothing 
comes out. 


DS: I’ve been watching a lot of BET. 


CY: I see…….can we just move on? And did you call me Grand master? 


DS: Yeah, you got a problem wit that essay? 


CY: Do me a favor and retire. There is Katie Brazil up at ring, let’s get on our way to the next 
match. 


KB: Making his way down to the ring, he weighs in at 300 pounds, he hails from Parts Unknown and 
he is a member of The Hitmen……………………. KANSER!!! 


Fireworks shoot onto the stage and a thick fog starts. Then as "My Own Summer" by Deftones begins
to play the fog blows away and Kanser is seen standing with his right arm in the air and his head 
down. Then he begins to walk down the ramp and he climbs the stairs. He raises each leg over all 
the ropes and then he stands in the middle of the ring waiting his opponent. 


CY: He sure looks pumped! 


DS: Hey, you didn’t say “ He looks ready!” 


CY: Hey, have you noticed you never have ceased to be an asshole 


DS: Hey!……….um…………YOU SUCK! 


CY: OH! My god, what a great comeback! * Said in real fake voice* 


DS: I though so * Being dead serious, not knowing that Chris was only kidding * 


CY: I must have been drunk when I signed the contract to work with you! 


KB: And his opponent, haling from Winnipeg, Manitoba. He weights in at 290 pounds………… MESSIAH 
JONES!!! 


The lights dim and "Theories" by Edwin hits over the PA. Messiah Jones walks through the curtain 
and walks with a pounding head of steam towards the ring, signaling to his opponent in the ring 
and passing through his pyro as if it's not even there. He gets in the ring and ignores his 
opponent, instead going pole to pole signaling to the fans, who erupt and cheer for him. 


DING DING DING! 


CY: Let get this party stated! 


DS: Lameo! 


CY: Shut up! 


Kanser and MJ tie up in a collar bone lock. Kanser pushes Messiah away, only making MJ stumble a 
little. Then the two big men lock up again and both are pushing against each other, trying to wear 
each other out. 


CY: These are huge, but Kanser is a little bigger, so he may get he advantage. 


Kanser lets go and backs off. MJ smiles and goes after him but gets a nasty toe drop hold. MJ gets 
up and gets clothlined by Kanser. MJ gets back up and is finally laid out with a big boot right 
square in the face. Kanser goes for the pin. 


1… 















2…. NO! 


DS: Damn, Messiah kicked out! 


CY: This one is not over yet! 


Kanser gets back up and drops an elbow but misses. MJ picks him up and throws him into the ropes 
but Kanser levels him out with a nasty shoulder block. Kanser makes MJ get to his feet and MJ gets 
knocked back down with a powerful bodyslam. MJ sits up and screams in pain, holding his back. 
Kanser gets behind MJ and kicks him VERY hard! 


CY: My god! That echoed all thought out his entire area! 


DS: I like it, I like a lot! 


Kanser then grabs MJ by head and Kanser flips over MJ, still holding onto his neck. MJ holds neck 
screaming in pain while Kanser raise his hands, getting a chorus of boos. Kanser picks up and hurt 
MJ and gives him a snapmare……….and another……and yet another. Kanser goes for another a pin. 


1….. 

















2……NO! 


Kanser is visibly getting very pissed saying it was a slow count. MJ is still holding his neck, 
then Kanser gets an idea, a very sick idea. Kanser looks down at MJ, then back the crowd and does 
the universal sign to the piledriver. 


CY: Oh god! He wouldn’t! Would he? 


DS: I sure hope so, that would be so…… 


CY: Violent? 


DS: Yeah, that’s the word I am looking for! 


Kanser gets MJ in the position for the Piledriver, grabs the tights of MJ, Picks him up and drops 
him right on the top of is head, making a sicking thud! MJ is not moving and Kanser is laughing 
raises his arms and walking around the ring. The ref is checking on MJ, who has yet to move. 


CY: This is sick! So very sick! 


DS: Na, this is cool! So very cool! 


Kanser pushes the ref away and picks up MJ and a powerbomb position and creams MJ with the 
crucifixion! And Kanser puts his foot on MJ’s chest cockily. 


CY: That’s no way to pin! 


DS: Ah, quit ya bitching! 


1…. 




















2…. 



















3!!!! 


DING DING DING! 


CY: Kanser whooped Jones’s ass all match! 


DS: Yep, short and sweet, can’t be beat! See, BET is making me a rapper! 


CY: Dude, you make Vanilla Ice look black! 


DS: Why all the hate G? 


CY: Let’s just move on!


*But before anything can happen Shady Mike runs down the ramp and attacks Kanser.*


CY: What the hell is going on here.


DS: I have no clue.


*Then Serzon and High Tower come down and pull Shady Mike off and drag him to the back. Kanser 
gets to his feet and looks a little pissed as he makes his way back to the backstage area.*


CY: That was really weird.


DS: No shit.


CY: Well let’s see what happens next.


DS: This should be interesting.

 
CY: Why?

 
DS: Nothing, I was just saying that.

 
Katie Brazel: This match is sceduled for 1 fall and the winner will advance in the North American 
Title Tournement. Introducing first, weighting at 248 lbs and hailing from Quebec City, Quebec, is 
BEN ADA!!!

 
(The lights go out and the opening drum sequence of "My Hero", by Foo Fighters, hits over the PA. 
Smoke begins to pour out from the top of the ramp, and lights begin to flash. Once the opening of 
the song is over, the song tears right in to the heavy guitars. As the song roars, pyro shoots 
off, the lights come up and out walks Ben Ada of The Pact. He pauses at the top of the ramp before 
walking down to the ring, a small smile playing across his face.)

 
Katie Brazel: His opponent, weighting at 245 lbs and hailing from Brentwood, New York, is PAIN!!!

 
("Bodies", by Drowning Pool, starts to play and the arena lights go out. A white spotlight comes 
on and Pain emerges from the back carrying a bottle of water that he drinks from. He walks to the 
edge of the ramp and Pours the water on his head and throws the bottle down. He walks down the 
ramp hitting himself in the chest and arms. He gets to the ring and stands and looks at the crowd, 
before sliding under the bottom rope and walking around staring at the crowd. He will stop in the 
middle of the ring as a series of explosions go off around the ring. Pain will finally move to the 
corner and waits for Ben Ada to climb back into the ring.)

 
Ding. Ding. Ding.

 
DS: I'm betting on Ada here.

 
CY: Nah, Pain is the one to win.

 
DS: Wanna bet?

 
CY: Nope.

 
(Pain and Ben circle each other, watching each other. Pain raises his hand into the air signaling 
for a test of strength from Ben.)

 
CY: Both men are very alike in their size, but their styles are different.

 
DS: Yeah, Pain likes to fight and Ben likes to wrestle.

 
(Ben takes Pain's hand for the test of strength, but Pain kicks Ben in the gut and drops him with 
a DDT.)

 
DS: Your guy is already doing good, you still sure you don't wanna bet?

 
CY: Yes, I'm sure I don't want to bet.

 
(Ben pulls himself up as Pain backs off, with a smirk on his face. They circle each other again. 
Pain signals for another test of strength, but Ben laughs and says no. Pain says ok, dives at Ben, 
tackles him like a football player, and slams him hard into the turnbuckle. Pain throws rights and 
lefts into the midsection and then pops Ben in the head with a hard right hand, dropping Ben to 
the ground.)

 
CY: Pain is showing why he is just one tough man.

 
(Pain yanks Ben to his feet, goes to irish whip him into the opposite corner, reverces his own 
whip, and slams Ben shoulder first into the turnbuckle post. Pain pulls Ben out of the turnbuckle 
rusn to the ropes, bounces back, and hits Ben with a hard clothesline. Pain goes for a pin.)

 
1......

 
 
 
 
2...Kickout

 
(Pain looks at the ref with a bit of anger and pulls Ben up to his feet. Pain grabs Ben, setting 
him up for a suplex, but Ben grabs Pain's arm and pulls him over into an armbar (the crippler 
crossface kind without grabbing the head, just the arm). Ben locks in all the pressure he can, but 
Pain trys to break free.)

 
DS: Yes, Ben's gonna win.

 
(Pain turns his body to the right and puts his foot on the bottom rope. The ref tells Ben to let 
go, and he does. Ben goes to a corner and rests as Pain trys to pull himself and hold onto his arm 
at the same time. Ben walks over and starts to pull Pain up, but Pain grabs Ben's leg, lifts Ben 
into a fireman's carry, and instantly drops him with the X-Acution.)

 
DS: Damn, that was quick.

 
(Pain pins Ben Ada.)

 
 
 
1.....

 
 
 
 
2.....

 
 
 
 
3.....

 
Ding. Ding. Ding.

 
(Pain stands up and holds onto his arm as the ref holds his hand up.)

 
Katie Brazel: Your winner, and advancing in the North American Title Tournement, is PAIN!!!

 
CY: Damn, I should have betted with you.

 
DS: Why, I was betting for Pain the whole time.


DS: Serzon is going to hurt poor Acid Burn.

 
CY: Acid Burn will stand a chance.

 
DS: Against a monster like Serzon Loc, yeah right.

 
Katie Brazel: The following match will be for one fall and the winner will advance in the North 
American Title Tournement. Introducing first, weighting at 304 lbs and hailing from Paterson, New 
Jersey, is SERZON LOC!!!

 
(The arena dims to darkness as a blue wave of electricity on a black background is seen on the 
giant video screen. The beginning of "Shock", by Fear Factory, hits the speakers, and the sound 
wave slightly strengthens with the guitars. Seconds into the song, the vocals are heard. 


"Shock!" 


The sound wave intensifies every time the word is spoken. Lightning-blue lights flash around the 
arena along with the music while a man slowly steps out to the top of the entrance ramp. 


"Shock!" 


Standing tall and facing forward, Serozn Loc walks toward the ring as he is drowned in the blue 
lights. He climbs onto the apron, and then steps through the top and middle ropes to get inside of 
the squared circle. Clenching his fists, Serozn Loc gradually lifts his arms to the sky, slightly 
tilting his head downwards. Finally, the lights come back on, illuminating the ring once again. 
Serozn Loc lowers his arms, sits in the turnbuckle corner as his music dies out and waits for the 
match to start.)

 
Katie Brazel: His opponent, weighting at 236 lbs and hailing from Surrey, British Columbia, is 
ACID BURN!!!

 
("Cocky", by Kid Rock starts to play as the lights cut. Three flames explode at the top of the 
ramp. Lights come back on, and there is Acid Burn on the stage. He runs down to get this match 
started and slides into the ring.)

 
Ding. Ding. Ding.

 
(Serzon runs at Acid Burn, who is still getting up from sliding into the ring, and hits him with a 
knee to the head. Serzon grabs Acid Burn, pulls him up, lifts him into a gorilla press, and throws 
him over the top rope to the floor below.)

 
CY: Your right for once, Serzon is going to win.

 
(Serzon climbs out of the ring and pulls Acid Burn to his feet. He irish whips Acid Burn into the 
steel steps and laughs at him. Referee Jason Hicks warns Serzon Loc, but is ignored. Serzon walks 
over and starts to pull Acid Burn up, but Acid Burns yanks really hard and drives Serzon head 
first into the steel steps. Jason Hicks starts to count.)

 
1.....

 
2.....

 
3.....

 
(Acid Burns musters enough strength and goes to roll into the ring, but Serzon grabs his leg and 
yanks him to the ground. Serzon starts to pull himself up at the same time as Acid Burn.)

 
4.....

 
5.....

 
6.....

 
(Serzon starts to climb onto the apron, but Acid Burn dives forward and yanks Serzon's legs out 
from under him. Serzon falls throat first into the top rope and falls off, right ontop of Acid 
Burn.)

 
7.....

 
8.....

 
(Acid Burn gets up and gets onto the apron, but Serzon stands up, grabs Acid Burn and hits a 
powerbomb onto the ramp.)

 
9.....

 
(Serzon gets up and makes a run at the ring.)

 
10.....Ding. Ding. Ding.

 
(Serzon stops right at ringside and screams in anger at Jason Hicks.)

 
Katie Brazel: Because of double countout, this match is counted as a draw.

 
(Serzon looks around angrely, stalks away from the ring, and stomps hard into Acid Burns' 
stomach.)

CY: Anyway, next up is the Hardcore Title match, and boy do these guys have some sort of history 
going. 


DS: Are you kidding? You call this a feud? Jesus, I already know the outcome. 


CY: You do? 


DS: Sure (He tosses a coin. It lands tails.) 


CY: And...? 


DS: It's going to...suck 


CY: What if it had been heads? 


DS: Then it would have really sucked.


*Then a ring attendant comes to the announce table and hands something to Chris*


DS: What you got there?


CY: A note from “The Suits”


*CY grabs a microphone so everyone in the arena can hear as he reads the note.*


CY: The note says: There is a big announcement to come following this Hardcore Title Match.


DS: That’s it?


CY: Yep.


*Chris sets down the mic and sits back down.*


DS: Dang, well let’s get to the match then.


CY: Agreed.


KB: The following match-up is the CeFWA Hardcore Title match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing 
the challenger, from London, Ontario, weighing in at 280 lbs, BLACK PADDLER! 


*"Blood Pollution" by Steel Dragon blasts into the arena* 


The Razortron shows an empty canoe spiraling down into a whirl pool, then going black with the 
name "Black Paddler" appearing as the music starts. Flashes of scenes from previous matches are 
shown. Black Paddler comes out from backstage carrying a handmade wooden canoe paddle, taunting 
the crowd, getting cheered as he walks to the ring. Once in the ring he holds the paddle above his 
head with a spiral set up of blue pyro firing behind him to simulate a whirl pool. 


KB: His opponent, from Moosejaw, Alaska, weighing in at 275 lbs, the One Bitch Army, the current 
Hardcore Champion, KHRYSTAL WALKER! 


The stage is dark when the guitar chords of Cherry Bomb by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts begins to 
play. Alternating spotlights of cherry red and blue search the stage. On the jumbotron, a movie 
starts, displaying her nickname, The One Bitch Army. The tron shows her in shadows, posing, and 
showing off her huge physique. In-between each pose, a cartoon cherry with a fuse for a stem is 
shown, with the fuse getting shorter each time it is shown. When the fuse runs out, the cherry 
explodes loudly, and a glaring blue spotlight, falls on Khrystal, dressed in a white wifebeater, 
cut off short, just below her breasts as well as black BDU pants. She wears a large backpack in 
the shape of a panda. She glances around at the crowd, then skips to the ring like a school girl. 
She hops over the top rope, hangs the backpack over her corner post, waves, shakes hands with the 
ref hands her belt over and is ready for action. 


(DING-DING-DING) 


Both wrestlers stare at each other, determination written across their faces. With great ferocity 
they throw themselves at each other and lock up. The power struggle begins and they are very 
evenly matched. As they try and wear each other down, Walker gets the upper hand and forces 
Paddler down to his knees, she immediately thrusts her knee hard into his face, and he hits the 
mat clutching his face. 


CY: The One Bitch Army not wasting any time here, Paddler went down very hard from that shot. 


DS: Does it really matter? (He looks at the crowd) Look they're not even watching. Do I really 
need to bother? 


Smirking, she boots him across the chest and he stumbles closer to the ropes. Walker closes in and 
reaches to drag Paddler up but he strikes her with a hard uppercut that sends her back wards, he 
jumps up to capitalise and Irish Whips Walker to the ropes, she comes back fast and he hits the 
Big Boot to send her to the mat. Paddler covers... 




1.... 




CY: Paddler striking hard and fast but I think he's a little optimistic. 


DS seems to be getting something out of a bag. 




KICKOUT BY WALKER 


CY: No problem for the hardcore champ. (To DS) What the hell do you think you're doing? 


DS gets out a cassette player. 


She shoves off his cover and elbows him to the face as she gets up, she drags Paddler to his feet 
and Irish Whips him to the ropes...Paddler comes back fast and lifts his arm to Clothesline 
Walker, but she nimbly ducks it and pushes him through the ropes on the other side. 


CY: Through the ropes! Walker is ready to take Paddler down, I think she just plans to avoid 
anything he throws at her and strike hard when she gets the chance. Can I get a little help here? 


DS: Just a second. 


Paddler crashes to the mat outside and Walker steps through the ropes to grab him by the head and 
slam his face into the steel steps, she picks him up again and goes to throw him into the 
turnbuckle but Paddler reverses and her face collides hard into the steel post. 


CY: WOW! These guys aren't messing around. Both of them suffering hard shots to the face. 


DS: Done it! (He presses "Play") My Cliché-O-Matic. Now for some well earned sleep. He rests his 
headset over the speakers and closes his eyes. 


Paddler picks up the steps and slams them into Walker's back, then as she lies motionless he walks 
across to the Commentary table and picks up one of the monitors. 


CY: Hey! I need that! Paddler taking the monitor in front of me! But this is a hardcore match-up 
with no disqualification. 


Tape: No..no think about what you're doing 


CY raises an eyebrow 


He waits while she groggily stands up and he raises the monitor but before Paddler has a chance 
Walker hits the low blow and Paddler drops the monitor and clutches his groin falling headfirst 
into the apron. Walker picks up the monitor and grins as she carelessly drops it onto his face. 


CY: OH MY GOD, He's bleeding! God, Walker wants this finished. 


Tape: It's a slobberknocker! 


Paddler slumps semi-conscious to the floor. Walker then digs around under the ring throwing an 
assortment of items into the ring. Out comes a table, chairs, steel bins, a fire extinguisher, a 
shovel, a "Welcome to MooseJaw" sign and a rubber chicken with a pulley in it. Walker looks 
confused by the last item, but after tossing them into the ring, she goes to her bag and pulls out 
some handcuffs. She walks over to Paddler and handcuffs him to the ropes. 


CY: Walker has a plan, and it involves a whole world of pain for Black Paddler. She's fully in 
control, but that's why she has the Hardcore belt. 


She then lifts him up still groggy, and picks up "MooseJaw" sign. She slams it hard into Paddler's 
face. He has been bleeding since the monitor hit him, and it opens the wound up even more. She 
raises the sign to hit again, but Paddler grips the ropes tight and slams both his feet into the 
sign and straight into her face, knocking her to the ground. 


CY: What a move! Paddler was looking out of it, but with one swift movement he's back in the game 


Tape: That was a hard shot! 


He then swings his feet high and leg drops her to the chest, and then again to the head. He 
reaches down with his free hand and fumbles through her pockets hoping to find the key. After a 
few seconds he does so, and he turns to free himself. Just as he manages to Walker sneaks up 
behind him and bulldogs him into the apron. Walker rolls him into the ring and hooks the leg for 
the cover... 




1.... 




CY: Paddler has taken punishment, but surely not yet? 








2..... 






Tape: Anything could happen in the ring! 






KICKOUT BY PADDLER 


CY: Paddler kicks out, he's still got a lot of fight in him. 


Walker turns round to find a different item to put him down with, turns back as Paddler executes a 
Spinning Wheel Kick, Walker ducks it, moves forward and hits a sidewalk slam. She taunts Paddler 
to come at her again. He bounces off the ropes and comes running at her....he dives for the spear, 
but Walker counters and hits a DDT! 


CY: Some clever moves from Walker, frustrating and wearing her opponent down. 

Tape: What a high-flying move! 


CY looks confused 


Paddler drops to the mat as Walker picks up the chair. She swings with it, but Paddler rolls out 
the way, jumps up and hits the Springboard roundhouse kick that sends her reeling. Paddler grabs 
her in a full nelson, and slams her hard into the mat. He picks up a steel chair and viciously 
starts to take control, hitting hard into her legs, over and over again. He rolls her over and 
locks in the Surfboard stretch. 


CY: This could be over, Paddler's done a lot of damage to those legs. 


Tape: What a load of rubbish. Can we go home? 


CY: Now that's more like the Dave Scott I know. 


Walker is clearly in a world of pain but refuses to give up. Paddler breaks the hold and Walker 
gets to her feet as she gets hit with a standing dropkick. Paddler picks up Walker and DDT's her 
into the steel chair. He covers.... 




1.... 






Tape: Not a hope in hell 






2.... 




CY: What the hell would you know, you're just a tape recorder 




KICKOUT BY WALKER. 


Tape: Told you so. 


Paddler slams the mat in frustration, he pulls up Walker and whips her to the ropes, as she comes 
back he Powerslams her but she just rolls straight through to pin him! 




1... 




CY: Surprise tactics from Walker! She just keeps turning things round! 




2.... 




Tape: No chance. 




3NO! KICKOUT BY PADDLER. 


Walker runs across to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope, she turns round to jump, but 
unknown to her Paddler has got to his feet, and has picked up the fire extinguisher. As she turns 
to jump, she throws it hard at her face and it knocks Walker clean off the turnbuckle and she 
bounces off the guard-rail and slumps to the ground. 


CY: Jesus Christ. Does this man want to kill her? This might be hardcore but this is going too 
far. 


Tape: For the love of God she is broken in half. 


CY: Enough with the clichés already 


Paddler runs up and climbs the turnbuckle, then leaps off and drops a fierce leg drop to her head. 
Walker is now bleeding profusely, her face a crimson mask like Paddler's. 


Tape: Somebody stop the damn match 


CY: I'm warning you! 


Black Paddler senses the need for HIS CANOE! Searching under the ring, Paddler pulls out his CANOE 
and raises it for the crowds approval. The crowd go absolutely berserk. He slides it in the ring. 
Paddler boots Walker over and drops an elbow to her chest, then another. He picks her up and rolls 
her into the ring. Paddler climbs up top to jump for the Frog Splash. He jumps, flies through the 
air and nails the Frog Splash straight to the chest of Walker. 


CY: FROG SPLASH! This has got to be over. The canoe signals the end for Walker, that shot to the 
head has taken her out of the game, and probably out of this federation 


Tape: This feud will definitely continue after the match. 


She rolls in pain and he struggles to get up. They both pull themselves to their feet. Paddler 
gets the advantage, Walker still being groggy from the Frog Splash. Paddler whips her into the 
turnbuckle, then places the canoe upside down in the centre of the ring. He drags Walker up to the 
top rope and signals to the crowd what's coming. 


CY: WHIRLPOOL! WHIRLPOOL! Paddler has her left the pin, he wants to finish her in style! 


But just before he raises her up for the final powerbomb, Walker takes Paddler by surprise and 
punches him square in the face, in a moment of confusion she superplexes him into the mat. She 
makes the cover... 


1.... 




CY: What a reversal! Walker still has something left, but it can't be much 




2.... 




Tape: That's it...goodnight! 






3NO! 


KICKOUT BY PADDLER. 


Tape: Well, I am just a tape recorder. 


CY: You're almost as annoying as the real thing. 


Tape: So what you gonna do about it 


CY turns the power off and slaps DS round the head. He wakes up. 


DS: WHAT! Is it over! 


Paddler leaps up and executes a Lou Thesz press to the bewildered Walker, her head strikes hard 
against the head of a shovel as Paddler pounds her bloody face to pulp. 


DS: What a bloody mess! 


CY: It's too close to call. Both wrestlers have taken huge amounts of pain and punishment. 


Paddler runs off the ropes and jumps to hit a diving body punch, but Walker gets a boot up 
straight to his face. 


DS: Oh clever...smooth. That's got to be lights out. 


CY: He's come back from worse 


Paddler drops, stunned to the mat, Walker drags herself up and stands over Paddler. She picks him 
up and hoists him onto her shoulders. With all her might she drops him hard directly through his 
own canoe, throwing her weight straight into the move. 


CY: Holy Shit! CHERRY BOMB CHERRY BOMB! 


DS: Dear Lord! Black Paddler has just been Cherry Bombed through his own canoe. 


Paddler crashes through the canoe, and lies lifeless. Walker makes the pin... 






1.... 




CY: This is it! Over 






2.... 




DS: Battered and broken. Walker must surely retain her title. 






3.... 


(DING-DING-DING) 


Here's your winner and STILL CeFWA Hardcore Champion, The One Bitch Army Khrystal Walker. 


CY: My God! What a bloody match! 


Walker grabs the mic from the ring announcer and points up to the display showing the North 
American title belt and brackets. 


"I will be the first champion, I will be the winner, and there is nothing the suits can do about 
it" 


Walker rolls out the ring and staggers with the belt up the ramp. She stops about half way up as 
an announcement comes over the P.A. The voice is garbled and cannot be distinguished.


Voice: From here on out, the Hardcore Title will now be defended 24/7. Anyone with a referee may 
be able to win the Hardcore Title…just a little FYI from … THE SUITS. 


Medics help Paddler out of the ring and off backstage as Walker storms back there as well.


CY: What an announcement! By the way, what did you think of the match?


DS: It was a great announcement and as far as the match is concerned, well it was passable, but it 
had a lot of blood which is always a good thing. Overall I would rate it a C plus. Okay, not 
great. 


CY: You didn't even watch half of it. 


DS: Yeah but the half I did see sucked.


CY: Whatever, let’s get to the tag team number one contenders match.


Katie: Ok Folks this match is one fall and Set for a 30 minute time limit and the winners will be 
named the #1 contenders for the tag team titles. First making there way to the ring weighing in at 
a combined weight of 565lbs these are the Warriors............. 


Chris: One of the greatest tag teams Ever..... 


Dave: Yea sure, they are a bunch of washed up fools.... 


(The video screen goes black, suddenly the Peruvian flag appears on top of the mountains 
surrounding Machu Pichu, fireworks red and white explode at the entrance, as Kal, and Inka, 
followed close by their manager Tomas Juarez, who is carrying the Tumi (The Inkas ceremonial 
mace). The Peruvian National anthem starts playing as The Warriors go down the ramp. Inka climbs 
to the ring, looks at the crowd and goes over the third rope, Kal jumps in goes to the corner and 
yells. Tomas stands aside looking at the crowd.) 


Katie: And there opponents tonight weigh in at a combined weight of 520lbs they are the Freak 
Show............ 


Dave: Let's get ready for a beating tonight by these guys.... 


(The lights go out in the arena. Mist starts to fill up the entranceway. Razortron comes to life 
showing a raging inferno. The fire parts to show the following words with music in red. 


You knew that I was coming 'cause you heard my name 
But you don't know my game and never felt my pain 
Can't read my brain but you read my lips 
And got scared when you heard that I was coming with hits 
Now don't even trip, be a man instead 
Give thanks I'm alive when I should be dead 
I'm in the red 'cause my mind's distortin' 
People claimin' that they know me, but they only know a portion 
I'ma move mountains and touch the sun 
Don't get scared now, you knew this day would come 
So hold your bids, all bets are closed 
And fuck all you hoes 

As the chorus hits pyros shoots from both sides of the ramps. Green and Yellow spotlights fill the 
arena. Through the fog and the mist out walk Skarth and Heranin, Freak Show. They stand on the 
ramp surveying the crowd.Skarth throws his arms up and down in the air to pump the crowd up. 
Heranin flicks his hair back, puts his arms into the air and screams. Staring into the camera 
catching his white eye. They both march towards the ring.Skarth slides under the bottom 
rope.Heranin steps over the top rope.Skarth then taunts the crowd from the top rope as Heranin 
stands below with his arms over his chest.) 


DING DING DING.... 


Chris: This should be a solid match.... 


Dave: Yea whatever, lets just go with it.... 


Inka and Skarth start off the match with an old fashioned tie-up with Skarth pushing Inka to the 
corner. The ref gets between them and goes to cleanly separate them when Inka pokes Skarth in the 
eye and then gives him an elbow to the top of his head. Skarth steps backward and Inka catches him 
with a running clothesline knocking Skarth to the mat. Inka prances around the ring and Tags in 
Kal who climbs the ropes and hits Guillotine leg drop from the top rope and goes for the 
Pin............. 



One.............. 



Dave: This is way too soon for a cover.......... 


Chris: Yea you might actually be right for once........ 


Dave: Little man, zip your lips..... 



TWO........................................ 














Heranin jumps in to make the save. 



Dave: Damn, I thought we might get this match over..... 


Chris: Wait a minute; a second ago you said it was too early for the pin..... 


Dave: Yea True, but I want this torture to end... 


Chris: You are a strange little man.... 



Back in the ring Heranin picks up Kal and Drops him with a side suplex. Heranin tries to pick up 
Kal but the ref intervenes and pushes Heranin back to his corner as Inka runs in and rolls Kal to 
the outside. Inka now in the ring pulls up Skarth and whips him into the ropes and gets him with a 
back body drop and then he runs at Heranin and punches him knocking him off the apron. Inka pulls 
up Skarth and he tags in Kal and they hit Skarth with the Buenos Noches knocking Skarth to the 
mat. Kal again goes for the Pin... 


Chris: He might have him.... 


Dave: Let's hope so..... 


ONE........................ 














TWO................................ 















THR............................ 



Skarth gets his foot on the ropes. Kal slams his Hand on the mat as he hooks Skarth's leg and goes 
for a pin again..... 



ONE.......................... 
















TWO................................... 












THR.................... 


THUD is all you hear as Heranin slams a steel chair into Kal's head. Inka sees this and fly's off 
the apron at Heranin and the two start to battle outside. Heranin picks up Inka and drops him 
across the steel railing. Back in the ring Kal and Skarth are both motionless. Heranin climbs into 
the ring and drags Skarth towards his corner and he Tags Skarth. Heranin runs at Kal and hits him 
with an Elbow drop and goes for the cover but the ref shows Heranin Kals arm under the ropes. 
Heranin pulls up Kal and tosses him into the corner and charges at him with all his weight. Kal 
stumbles and falls towards the ground. Heranin looks at his corner and Skarth pulls himself up. 
Heranin turns back towards Kal and Pulls him to his feet and hits the Lightz Out....and Heranin 
goes for the cover..... 


ONE............................................. 














Dave: Finally we can move on..................... 















TWO.................................................. 














Thre............................... 


Kal gets a shoulder up. On the outside Inka starts to move and he rolls under the ring..... 



Chris: I wonder where he is going.................. 


Dave: Maybe back to Peru............ 


Heranin pulls up Kal and whips him into the ropes as Kal comes back Heranin lowers his head and 
Kal leapfrogs him but Skarth pulls down the ropes causing Kal to fall to the outside. Skarth and 
Heranin go after Kal and start to beat him down when Inka appears out of nowhere and sprays all 
three men with a Fire Extinguisher. All three men fall to the mat rubbing there eyes. 


Chris: Well we have our answer.... 


Dave: CHEATER! Ref DQ that man..... 


Chris: Sit down and stop embarrassing yourself.... 


Inka seeing his chance climbs the apron and then the ropes as the Ref counts.......... 


1....... 

2........ 

3.......... 

4........... 


Inka leaps off and hit Skarth and Kal with a giant frog splash.... 



5................. 

6..................... 

7........................ 


Inka gets to his feet and heads towards the ring as Heranin grabs his leg. 


8...................... 

9.......................... 


Inka kicks at Heranin and gets loose and grabs the bottom rope and............ 


10.................................. 



DING DING DING............................ 


Katie: The ref has ruled this match a Double Count out................ 


Chris: Then who is the number one contender......... 


Dave: Ya got me. Actually I don't care............. 


Chris: Whatever grump, let's just get to the next match.


*The scene cuts to right outside the Professors' lockerroom. Jaime Gilmour waits outside with a 
mic. The door opens and Rizzo, Sloan and Heidi emerge from the room.* 


JG: Hey guys, can I get a word with you? I want to get your thoughts on the big match tonight. 


Rizzo: Well, what do you want to know? 


JG: Do you two think you can overcome the 4-2 odds against you? 


Rizzo: Good question, but I don't see those odds even coming into play. See Jaime, as I have said 
earlier this week, greed will take over Baku and Dante. Their friendship will be short lived and 
will turn sour once they go after Thomas and John. And be mindful, it's only a matter of time 
until they turn on their new friends. 


JG: Now is Heidi going to be accompanying you to the ring tonight? 


Sloan: Yes, she is going to be coming to the ring with us. Rizzo and I don't feel comfortable with 
the shoddy security the CeFWA has. We feel a lot better if Heidi is with us because we simply 
don't trust the security here to keep her safe. 


JG: Well, you didn't really do a great job either. 


Sloan *scowling* Look, I was attacked from behind with a chair. Not many people can do a good job 
of anything when a guy who loves getting other guys from behind jumps them from behind, dig? 


JG: Ok, calm down now. Just doing my job. 


Rizzo: Do me a fave, go do your job somewhere else. We've got a match to win. 


*All three walk off as Jaime shrugs her shoulders. The scene cuts back to Dave and Chris.*


Chris Yankovic: Well this one has the potential to be a classic.  The Professors must fight the 
odds to win back the CeFWA Tag Team Titles as they face all four members of the new Dark 
Syndicate. 


Dave Scott: All four members of the new and IMPROVED Dark Syndicate finally get to silence Rizzo 
once and for all.  Not even that big ape, Sloan, will be able to protect him. 


Katie Brazel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a three way tag match for the 
CeFWA Tag Team Titles.  Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 550 lbs... THE 
PROFESSORS!!!!! 


("Circles" by Incubus kicks in and as the high hat comes in the white light flicker.  As the 
guitar fades in & out smoke rises from the entranceway.  As the main guitar riff kicks in the 
lights go out... then the drums hit and BAM red & yellow pyros blast from the entranceway.  Rizzo 
& Nick emerge from the wall of smoke with Heidi between them.  Rizzo has his arm around Heidi 
while Nick marches out in front of them.  All three make their way down to the ring.) 


(Crowd Cheers: ***************) 


Chris Yankovic: Just listen to this crowd erupt!  


Dave Scott: These people don't know anything. 


Katie Brazel: And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 507 lbs... SHADOWLESS END!!!!! 


(Crowd Boos: ***************) 


(Now comes out from the wrestlers' entrance and the booing intensifies.) 


Chris Yankivic: Well it looks like neither member of Shadowless End is even going to grace us with 
their presence tonight.  Pity.  The odds are looking better for The Professors. 


Dave Scott: Are you kidding me?  Bakuryu and Dante just wanted to stay out of The Directors way as 
they annihilate Rizzo and Sloan.  No excuses now.  It's just one team on another. 


Chris Yankovic: Something doesn't smell right. 


Dave Scott: It could be those Frat boys in the front row.  They don't look like they've showered 
in awhile. 


Katie Brazel: And now, at a total combined weight of 415 lbs... they are the CeFWA Tag Team 
Champions... THE DIRECTORS!!!!! 


(Crowd Boos: ***************) 


(All the lights fade to black.  Children of Bodom's "Hate Me" blasts through the speakers and as 
the violins are heard, white strobes flash synchronized with the violins.  The guitar riffs start 
and a big pyro explosion takes place.  Green lights then light up the arena, and The Directors 
make their way out of the curtain, wearing the Tag Gold.  They taunt the for some time, getting 
loud boos.  They do not make their way down the aisle, though.  Then, Shadowless End comes out of 
the curtain, acclaimed by even more boos from the crowd.  Bakuryu is accompanied by Testament, his 
bat.  All four men seem very friendly and focused on this match.  They make their way into the 
ring.  Bakuryu points somewhere in the crowd and Testament then flies over the crowd, frightening 
a few people.  It then comes back to its master.  Bakuryu gives Testament to the timekeeper who 
puts it in its cage.  They then all go to the top of a corner.  All four men shake hands then 
immediately attack The Professors.) 


Dave Scott: What a show of unity by Dark Syndicate as they waste no time in getting down to the 
business at hand. 


Chris Yankovic: Well it all may have back fired.  Sloan's got Dante by the hair and slams him into 
the corner driving knee into vicious knee into his midsection.  Rizzo is fairing just as well with 
Bakuryu as a drop toe hold and a quick ankle lock as Bakuryu under control. 


Dave Scott: And now factor in The Directors.  Showtime breaks Rizzo's hold with a heel kick to the 
back of the head and just begins stomping away.  Bakuryu recovers and now both men are laying the 
boots to Rizzo. 


Chris Yankovic: Showbiz rakes the back of Sloan but it doesn't look good for Showbiz.  Sloan stops 
his assault on Dante to slowly turn around and face Showbiz.  Showbiz is backing up, not wanting 
any part of Sloan.  Boot to the midsection by Sloan and a quick Irish whip to the corner and 
Showbiz is slumped to the mat. 


Dave Scott: Oh no.  Sloan sees Bakuryu and Showtime and he's headed towards them. 


Chris Yankovic: A stiff forearm to the back of Bakuryu then a quick clothesline on Showtime and 
Rizzo is saved.  Sloan isn't finished yet though.  He picks up Showtime by the head and whips him 
into the same corner as Showbiz. 


Dave Scott: Come on guys.  Get up!  He doesn't look through yet. 


Chris Yankovic: Avalanche by Sloan and both members of The Directors are squashed. 


Dave Scott: Yes but here come Dante and Bakuryu.  Sloan turns right into a double clothesline and 
over the top rope he goes.  This is unbelievable!  Shadowless End are quickly out to finish the 
job on the outside. 



Chris Yankovic: And there goes the referee in hot pursuit.  He's got to get hold of this one and 
fast. 


Dave Scott: Are you kidding?  This is just what Dark Syndicate want.  An all out war.  Four versus 
two.  The Directors are back on their feet now and have shaken off the cobwebs.  Rizzo is slow 
getting to his feet and The Directors take advantage.  Both men over and whip Rizzo off the ropes. 


Chris Yankovic: Rizzo ducks a double clothesline.  He's off the ropes again and flies at Showtime. 


Dave Scott: But Showtime catches him.  Well sort of.  Both men begin to fall back but Showbiz in 
quickly to deliver a jaw breaker to Rizzo on the descent.  Great heads up move there by Showbiz. 


Chris Yankovic: It was a devastating maneuver but it's easy when it's two on one. 


Dave Scott: Showtime flips Rizzo over in a one leg Boston Crab variation and Showbiz is going to 
the top. 


Chris Yankovic: I don't like the looks of this.  Where's the referee? 


Dave Scott: Five star splash and here's the referee in the nick of time.  Showbiz joins Shadowless 
End in their corner as Showtime flips Rizzo over for the cover; 


1... 


2... 


3... 


Chris Yankovic: NO!  Rizzo just got a shoulder up.  Rizzo's to tough a competitor to go down that 
early in the match. 


Dave Scott: It's only a matter of time.  Showtime drags Rizzo back up and whips him off the ropes. 


Chris Yankovic: Leap frog by Rizzo and he's back off the ropes.  Flying forearm and Showtime goes 
down hard.  Rizzo quickly back up and off the ropes again.  He steps over Showtime and is off the 
ropes once more.  Showtime goes for a leap frog but Rizzo baseball slides underneath and is 
waiting for Showtime when he lands. 


Dave Scott: Look out Showtime! 


Chris Yankovic: Showtime turns into a stiff right from Rizzo.  And another... and another... and 
another.  Rizzo has Showtime backed into a corner.  Irish whip into the opposite corner.  Rizzo 
catches a staggering Showtime with a hip toss.  Rizzo off the ropes again... 


Dave Scott: One too many times as Dante drives a stiff forearm into the lower back of Rizzo.  That 
should slow him down a bit. 


Chris Yankovic: The referee saw it and is up in the face of Dante chewing him out.  Dante keeps 
the referee occupied as Bakuryu and Showbiz slide in. 


Dave Scott: Great tactics being shown here by Dark Syndicate.  Showbiz slides Showtime out and now 
both he and Bakuryu focus on Rizzo.  Showbiz whips Rizzo off the ropes and Bakuryu hits a flying 
spinning heel kick.  That almost decapitated the man.  Bakuryu on all fours now and Showbiz leaps 
off his back for a senton bomb.  Quick cover; 


1... 


2... 


3... 


Chris Yankovic: NO!  Again Rizzo finds away to kick out. 


Dave Scott: Showbiz looks bewildered but stays on the attack as he drags Rizzo to his feet.  
Superkick by Showbiz and Rizzo staggers back into a belly to belly suplex by Bakuryu.  Another 
cover; 


1... 


2... 


3... 


Chris Yankovic: And again the will of Rizzo prevails.  Enough is enough and here comes Sloan.  Big 
clothesline by Sloan on Showbiz sends him over the top.  Sloan turns on Bakuryu who just gets up 
to his feet.  Big boot takes him back down.  Sloan grabs Bakuryu by the neck and picks him back 
him.  He then tosses him like a rag doll into the corner. 


Dave Scott: But the referee quickly puts an end to that.  He's up in the big man's face and 
rightfully so.  He should be disqualified.  That's it ref get him out and let Dark Syndicate go 
back to work. 


Chris Yankovic: Here comes Dante and again no tag by Dark Syndicate.  Dante drags Rizzo back up to 
his feat and buries him into a corner with a combination of fists and forearms to Rizzo's head.  I 
don't know how much longer Rizzo can withstand this kind of punishment. 


Dave Scott: Not much I wouldn't say.  Oh, big belly to belly suplex by Dante and a cover; 


1... 


2... 


3... 


Chris Yankovic: And again, somehow Rizzo finds the strength to get a shoulder up at the last 
possible instant.  Dante is beside himself at the superhuman resilience shown by Rizzo here 
tonight. 


Dave Scott: Keep pounding him Dante.  He can't possibly last much longer.  Can he? 


Chris Yankovic: It seems that nothing short of the hand of God can keep Rizzo down here tonight. 


Dave Scott: Well Dante is the next best thing.  Rizzo back up to his feet now but he's in no man's 
land.  Dante whips him off the ropes.  Big spinebuster and Rizzo is down again.  Another cover 
attempt by Dante and this time he hooks the leg.  This could be it; 


1... 


2... 


3...  YES!!! 


Chris Yankovic: NO!!!  Rizzo just propped his free leg up on the bottom rope in the nick of time 
and Dante is simply bewildered. 


Dave Scott: Even Dante now, is shaking his head in disbelief and I gotta agree with him.  What's 
he gotta do to keep Rizzo down.  Dante back on the attack and delivers a stiff uppercut to Rizzo 
as he brings him back up to his feet.  He hoists Rizzo over his shoulder.  Running powerbomb!!!  
What force he threw Rizzo down with then.  He makes the cover; 


1... 


2... 


3... 


Chris Yankovic: And again Rizzo defies the odds as he slides a shoulder up.  Dante is baffled and 
he tags in Showtime.  Again Dante grabs the referee's attention and Showbiz now slides into the 
ring as well... but here comes Sloan. 


Dave Scott: But the referee cuts him off at the pass.  What a great job this guy is doing as he 
steers Sloan back into his corner.  Meanwhile it's The Directors making their mark on Rizzo.  It 
looks like the teacher of Pain University is now the student. 


Chris Yankovic: This is looking more and more like a cruel set up.  Rizzo's been battered and 
beaten by double teams all night. 


Dave Scott and it's only going to get worse.  Rizzo whipped off the ropes by both members of The 
Directors.  He's taken down with a drop toe hold by Showtime who is quick to roll up and synch in 
a jaw lock.  Showbiz runs up the ropes and Showtime rolls out of the way just in time as Showbiz 
hits a springboard moonsault.  No cover though as Dante has Sloan so riled up he refuses to stay 
in his corner.  I love it. 


Chris Yankovic: The inexperience of Sloan is costing Rizzo here now.  His heart is in the right 
place but he needs to set his emotions aside and use his head.  The more he fights the referee the 
worse it looks for Rizzo. 


Dave Scott: Rizzo dragged back up to his feet and is backed into the corner by a series of kicks 
and chops by Showbiz.  Showbiz whips Rizzo back out into the middle of the ring and is caught by a 
sleeper by Showtime.  Dante points it out and the referee is quick to check on Rizzo. 


Chris Yankovic: Well that's it!  The proverbial shit has hit the fan. 


Dave Scott: You can't say that on television. 


Chris Yankovic: I can and I did and here comes Sloan.  He clotheslines Showbiz right over the top 
rope.  He elbows Bakuryu off the ring apron then turns on Showtime who has already relinquished 
the hold and slid out of the ring.  He turns then to great Dante as he attempts to blind side him.  
Bad move there big guy! 

Dave Scott: He was just trying to even the odds.  Sloan has no business being in the ring. 


Chris Yankovic: Oh shut up Dave!  It's pay back time!  Sloan and Dante lock up and Sloan drives 
Dante back into the corner.  He rushes in with a shoulder block but nobody's home as Dante quickly 
rolls out of the way. 


Dave Scott: All brawn and no brains.  Dante goes for an Irish whip... 


Chris Yankovic: Reversal by Sloan into a short armed clothesline and Dante goes down hard.  Sloan 
drags Dante up by the hair then sets him up for a pump handle slam.  Oh, he nails it, but he's not 
going for the cover.  Sloan is quick to drag Dante back up. 


Dave Scott: Now what?  Come on ref, he's not the legal man! 


Chris Yankovic: He's setting Dante up.  It looks like... he hoists Dante over his head.  YES!!!  
It's the De-Construction!  Dante is out and here's the cover; 


1... 


2... 


Thr... 


Dave Scott: Showtime quick in to make the save with a boot to the head.  Showtime continues to 
stomp on Sloan as Dante rolls out for a break.  Showtime drags Sloan back up to his feet... 


Chris Yankovic: Perhaps a mistake letting the big man get vertical again.  Irish whip by Showtime.  
No!!  Reversal into a choke hold.  Sloan looks around to the crowd for approval... BIG CHOKE SLAM 
by Sloan.  He quickly covers and hooks the leg.  This could be it.  Where's the referee? 


Dave Scott: It looks like Showbiz had some concerns about the legality of that last move by Sloan 
that needed addressing: and rightfully so.  That looked like an illegal choke. 


Chris Yankovic: That's gotta be a three count by now; 4...  5...  Sloan finally gets up to see 
what's going on. 


Dave Scott: Bakuryu's in the ring now and Sloan doesn't even see him.  Low blow but the ref wasn't 
looking!  The big man goes down hard.  Now finish him! 


Chris Yankovic: That was low.  Sloan is rolling around on the mat in pain and both members of 
Shadowless End are in the ring now. 


Dave Scott: Shadowless End drag Sloan up and whip him off the ropes.  Double clothesline and Sloan 
taggers then finally drops.  Elbow drop by Dante as Bakuryu goes up to the second ropes.  Bakuryu 
off for a flying leg drop.  Dante off the ropes for another leg drop and a cover; 


1... 


2... 


Thr... 


Chris Yankovic: And Sloan powers out of it.  What a beast of a man Nick Sloan is. 


Dave Scott: It's not over yet.  Neck breaker by Dante then a quick springboard moonsault by 
Bakuryu with another cover; 


1... 


2... 


Thr... 


Chris Yankovic: And another strong kick out by Sloan.  Can this man even be hurt? 


Dave Scott: It's only a matter of time.  Shadowless End setting Sloan up for a double suplex while 
Showbiz still has the referee distracted.  They've got him up. 


Chris Yankovic: But here comes Rizzo off the top rope with a missile drop kick.  Sloan falls on 
the two and nearly squashes them.  Rizzo over to the Dark Syndicate corner and drives Showtime off 
the ring apron.  He then goes after Showbiz and bunches him off two. 


Dave Scott: Bakuryu is quick to slide out of the ring for a break... 


Chris Yankovic: But Dante isn't so lucky.  Sloan has a handful of his hair.  Scoop slam by Sloan.  
Rizzo off the ropes now flapjack by Sloan and Rizzo splashes Dante with a cover; 


1... 


2... 


Thr...  Kick out but Dante but what an excellent maneuver there by The Professors. 


Dave Scott: In comes Showtime with a forearm to the small of Rizzo's back.  Showtime beats Rizzo 
back into a corner with a series of forearms to the chops.  Knee to the sternum and Rizzo buckles.  
Followed up with another and Rizzo is nothing more than a glorified punching bag here tonight.  
Irish whip to the opposite corner and Rizzo hits hard.  Showtime is lining him up here.  What's he 
got in store. 


Chris Yankovic: He's taking his sweet time here.  Showtime runs at Rizzo but Rizzo greats him with 
an elbow to the mouth.  Rizzo quickly hops up to the second turnbuckle.  What a maneuver!  Rizzo 
just introduced Showtime to some Higher Learning.  Quick cover by Rizzo; 


1... 


2... 


Thr... and Showtime kicks out. 


Dave Scott: Fluke.  Rizzo got lucky there. 


Chris Yankovic: Rizzo's up quick and he glares at the referee as he pulls Shotime back up to his 
feet.  He whips Showtime off the ropes.  Tornado DDT and Showtime looks like he's in trouble here. 


Dave Scott: Come on Showtime! 


Chris Yankovic: Rizzo's going up top.  Frog splash and Rizzo hooks a leg; 


1... 


2... 


3... 


Dave Scott: Oh Christ that was close.  Showtime just slides a shoulder up. 


Chris Yankovic: Great show of guts there by Showtime but Rizzo is on a roll.  Rizzo is back up to 
the top.  Showtime struggles back up to his feet.  Rizzo lines him up, and it's a guillotine face 
buster.  Showtime looks finished.  What's Rizzo doing now?  Spring board moonsault and this could 
be it; 


1... 


2... 


3... 


Dave Scott: Oh my god!  How could he have anything left? 


Chris Yankovic: Rizzo is just as amazed as we are, but he's taking his frustrations out on the 
referee. 


Dave Scott: He's really giving it to the ref.  That's it Rizzo, blame it on the ref you cry baby.  
Showtime is back up now and he sees Rizzo.  He lunges for the corner. 


Chris Yankovic: Rizzo sees him and jumps at him. 


Dave Scott: But it's too late.  Showtime just manages to tag in Bakuryu in the nick of time and 
Rizzo quickly backs off. 


Chris Yankovic: That may prove costly as a fresh Bakuryu takes a beaten Showtime's place. 


Dave Scott: This is the match up I've been waiting for all night. 


Chris Yankovic: Indeed, this is that match up that many were waiting on tonight.  A smart Rizzo 
would tag in a fresh Sloan though, but I can't see that happening. 


Dave Scott: Well decision made and here we go.  They lock up and Bakuryu slides around behind 
Rizzo.  Rizzo swings around with an elbow but misses.  Quick belly to belly suplex by Bakuryu.  
Bakuryu leaps back up to his feet and drives a knee into Rizzo's kidney.  Bakuryu off the ropes 
and Rizzo staggers back up to his feet.  Power clothesline and Rizzo is sent back down hard. 


Chris Yankovic: This doesn't look good and Rizzo needs to tag. 


Dave Scott: Bakuryu is going up to the top.  Rizzo is back to his feet.  Top rope head scissors.  
What a move!  Bakuryu is calling for the Devil's Dance!  He's got Rizzo in a Boston Crab... 


Chris Yankovic: But here comes Sloan.  He grabs Bakuryu by the neck and Bakuryu breaks the hold.  
Sloan looks like he's snapped and he's squeezing Bakuryu for all he's worth.  He's going for a 
choke slam... 


Dave Scott: Quick thinking by Bakuryu as he places a boot below the belt.  Sloan buckles and 
immediately releases the hold.  Quick Sun and Moon by Bakuryu on Sloan and Sloan flips over onto 
Rizzo.  Bakuryu rolls Sloan out of the ring and he goes up top again. 


Chris Yankovic: What a move there by Bakuryu but he may be going to the well once too often here. 


Dave Scott: It looks like Bakuryu is going for a five star splash here.  There he goes... 


Chris Yankovic: But Rizzo quickly rolls up to his feet and spears Bakuryu out of mid air.  Rizzo 
was playing possum.  Both men took a jolt with that one, though, and the referee begins counting 
them both out; 


1... 


2... 


3... 


4... 


5... 


Dave Scott: Bakuryu gets back up to his feet first and takes a lunge at Rizzo. 


Chris Yankovic: Rizzo sees it and ducks.  Bakuryu back off the rope and he's taken down with a 
dropkick.  Rizzo off the ropes.  Springboard senton bomb.  He goes for the cover; 


1... 


2... 


Thr... and Bakuryu gets a shoulder up. 


Dave Scott: That was close.  Come on Bakuryu! 


Chris Yankovic: Rizzo all business now as he drags Bakuryu back up.  Michinoku Driver!  And Rizzo 
quick to his feet and up the turnbuckle. 


Dave Scott: Come on Bakuryu!  Get up! 


Chris Yankovic: RimJob!  The crowd is going wild and the referee makes the count; 


1... 


2... 


3... 


Dave Scott: No!  Dante in to pull Rizzo off of Bakuryu to break the count. 


Chris Yankovic: Here comes Sloan and he's furious.  The Directors and Dante scatter with Sloan in 
hot pursuit.  What's Rizzo doing?  He's going up top again!  There he goes!  Another RimJob!  And 
he makes the cover again! 


1!!! 


2!!! 


3!!!  Chris Yankovic: And that's it!  Rizzo has done it again! 


Katie Brazel: The winners of this bout... and NEW CeFWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!  THE PROFESSORS!!!!! 


(Crowd cheers: ********************) 


Dave Scott: What a poor sport!  Look at Rizzo!  He just kicked Bakuryu in the ribs and spit on him 
as he and Sloan turn to leave the ring. 


Chris Yankovic: You can say what you like but there are your new Tag Team Champions.  Even the 
other three members of Dark Syndicate can't believe it as they stand in awe while the championship 
belts are handed to The Professors. 


Dave Scott: The calm before the storm.  There goes Dante.  He's sliding out of the ring. 


Chris Yankovic: What's he doing now?  Oh I don't like the looks of this.  He's handed a chair to 
both Showtime and Showbiz.  Rizzo and Sloan are totally oblivious as they begin to leave the ring.  
Bakuryu is up now and he grabs the chairs from The Directors.  Perhaps Bakuryu has seen the light. 


Dave Scott: Not bloody likely.  He's given one to Dante and the two hit a double conchairto on 
Sloan and Rizzo.  That should take the wind out of their sails.  There goes Dante.  He's like a 
man possessed as he just begins to pummel Rizzo with that chair.  Bakuryu is getting in on the 
action as he just continuously winds up and slams his chair into The Sledgehammer. 


Chris Yankovic: Come on.  Somebody stop this.  This is completely unnecessary. 


Dave Scott: You might not feel the same way if you were the ones robbed of a match and with it 
your championship.  Bakuryu is just smiling like a crazed lunatic as the beating continues.  
Showtime and Showbiz hold a chair over Rizzo's face as Dante goes up to the top. 


Chris Yankovic: Oh no! 


Dave Scott: Oh yes!  RimJob folks!  Justice has been served!  Rizzo gets a taste of his own 
medicine.  Both Directors now lay a chair over Sloan.  I wonder what's next.  Springboard 
moonsault by Bakuryu and both Professors may need to take their holidays after this. 


Chris Yankovic: Finally, security rushes down to ringside and pulls the Dark Syndicate members 
away from The Professors. 


Dave Scott: But not before the damage has been done and the point has been made. 


Chris Yankovic: Look at Rizzo, try to struggle back to his feet, but he's taken a vicious beating.  
I'm not sure these men have realized what they've done.  I'm not sure anyone has. 


Dave Scott: Just look at Dark Syndicate.  They're quite proud of their handy work and rightfully 
so.  They've even stopped up there on the ramp to look back and admire their handy work.  Well 
done fellows.  Now maybe Rizzo will keep his mouth shut. 


Chris Yankovic: If I know Rizzo, this is far from over.


DS: Whatever.


CY: Well then, moving on to the big one.


KB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the CeFWA World Championship. 
Coming to the ring first he hails from St. John's, Newfoundland and he weighs in at 253 pounds... 
Jaye "Big Dog" DOYLE!! 


[The entire arena goes dark then Jaye Doyle's voice comes over the loud speakers, "Without a 
doubt, I am the most technically proficient wrestler of all time... and you know it!" Before that 
statement is even finished a half dozen firecrackers go off from the wrestlers' entrance and shoot 
towards the ceiling. These firecrackers are followed up with a huge fireball explosion. As the 
smoke begins to rise, a bright, neon green light shines out from the entrance and a dark 
silhouette begins to emerge through the smoke. The arena lights then come on to show Jaye Doyle, 
dressed to wrestle with his head bowed. He has on a black ACeWF t-shirt with the inscription, 
"Home Sweat Home!" on the back. The crowd goes absolutely insane as Doyle slowly raises his head 
sporting his Sun Dog sunglasses. As he approaches the ring he extends his hands to give high fives 
to the fans, never taking his eyes off the ring. The fans are almost crawling over the protective 
barricade to get at their hero. Before entering the ring he tosses his sunglasses and t-shirt into 
the crowd. Doyle then slides into the ring and quickly climbs a turnbuckle indicating that he's 
number one. The crowd goes wild until Jaye steps back down.] 


KB: And his opponent hails from Orlando, Florida and he weighs in at 275 pounds. He is the current 
reigning CeFWA World Champion.. Johnny SEVEN!! 


[The lights dim to dark and a fountain of sparks flow from the side of the entrance. The words 
"Johnny Seven" are seen on the titontron and Name of the Game by Crystal Method blast through the 
speakers. The music plays for a few seconds and Johnny walks out as soon as the words begin to 
kick in* 


Listen all you mother f*ckers.............. 


*Johnny holds his title up with pride and the crowd cheers. Johnny smiles and walks down the ramp 
as the next verse kicks in.* 


That's the name of the game.............. 


*Johnny reaches the ring and slides in through the bottom ropes. Johnny walks to the center of the 
ring holding the title up high. The crowd goes crazy and Johnny pulls away his pants and takes off 
his shirt and gets ready to start the match.] 


DS: this is going to be one boring main event. 


CY: Are you nuts?! 


*J7 and Doyle lock up. J7 backs Doyle into the corner and he breaks cleanly. Both men get back to 
the middle of the ring and they lock up again. Doyle puts J7 in a headlock. J7 pushes Doyle off 
and into the ropes. J7 levels JD with a standing shoulder block. Doyle gets right back up. Doyle 
bounces off the ropes but J7 tosses JD with a hiptoss. JD gets back up and J7 clotheslines him to 
the mat. J7 picks Doyle up and he lands several rights. J7 whips Doyle into the ropes but Doyle 
ducks a clothesline. Doyle grabs J7 from behind and he hits a reverse neckbreaker.* 


CY: Doyle just took away J7 momentum 


DS: Ooh, hiptoss and clotheslines, what a heavy offensive barrage. 


*Doyle lifts J7 up and he lands rights of his own. Doyle grabs J7 and he executes a vertical 
suplex. JD lifts J7 up and he whips him into the corner. JD walks over to J7 but J7 hits a couple 
of boots to the midsection. J7 attempts a running clothesline but Doyle counters with a drop 
toehold. JD gets up and he drops an elbow across J7's back. JD covers.* 










1........... 











CY: It's far too early for a pin. 


*Doyle gets to his feet and he drags J7 up his. Doyle lands a few chops before whipping J7 into 
the ropes. Doyle catches J7 with a back elbow smash. Doyle picks J7 up and he throws him down with 
a side suplex. Doyle gets to his feet and he lifts J7 to his. Doyle whips J7 into the corner. 
Doyle charges but J7 gets out of the way. As Doyle stumbles backward J7 grabs him and he throws 
Doyle down with a full nelson slam. J7 gets up and he boots away at Doyle. J7 lifts Doyle up and 
he executes a sidewalk slam. J7 covers.* 








1........ 












2..... 






DS: This is boring the hell out of me! 


*J7 gets up and he lifts Doyle to his feet. J7 sends him to the mat with a crushing European 
uppercut. J7 lifts Doyle back up and he lands a flurry of punches. J7 whips Doyle into the ropes 
and he takes Doyle down with an axe kick. J7 covers again.* 










1............ 














2........ 




CY: J7 only gets the 2 count. 


*J7 gets up and he goes to lift Doyle up. Doyle rolls J7 into a small package.* 










1......... 













2....... 






DS: Damn it! We almost ended this borefest! 


*Doyle and J7 get up but Doyle boots J7 in the gut. Doyle DDTs J7 to the mat and both men are 
down. The ref starts a mandatory 10 count. 1........... 2........... 3............ 
4................5 ................ 6............ Doyle grabs the ropes and he lifts himself up. 
As J7 gets to his hands and knees Doyle lands a stiff kick to the ribs. Doyle lifts J7 up and he 
drives him down with a rib breaker. Doyle sits J7 up and he connects with another stiff boot to 
the rib area. Doyle picks J7 up and with all of his strength he sends J7 into the corner. J7 just 
bounces out and to the mat due to the impact.* 


CY: Doyle's weakening up J7's ribs which doesn't look good for the champ. 


DS: Sure looks good to all of us bored fans. 


*Doyle lifts J7 back up and he takes him right back down with a snap suplex. Doyle floats over for 
the cover. * 








1........ 













2........ 










thr NO!! 


DS: Damn it!! Hurry up and count to 3! 


*Doyle picks J7 back up and he whips him into the ropes. J7 ducks a clothesline by Doyle. J7 
bounces off the opposite ropes and he demolishes Doyle with a big spear, but it looks to have hurt 
J7's already sore ribs. J7 crawls over to Doyle and he covers.* 








1.......... 













2......... 






thre NO!! 


CY: Doyle got his shoulder up!! 


*J7 gets to his feet but he's holding his ribs. J7 lifts Doyle up and he lands a few hard rights. 
J7 picks Doyle up off his feet and he nails a spinebuster. J7 locks in a Sharpshooter and Doyle 
screams in pain. As J7 cinches it in Doyle makes his way to the ropes. Doyle reaches out but the 
rope is just beyond his reach. J7 leans back more and Doyle screams, but he refuses to give in. 
Doyle pulls himself to the ropes a little bit more and he reaches out. Doyle grabs the bottom rope 
and the ref calls for J7 to let go. J7 lets go and he drags Doyle back to the middle of the ring. 
J7 tries to go for a figure four but Doyle pushes him off with his foot. J7 hits the corner face 
first. J7 gets up and he lands a forearm smash to the kidney area. Doyle grabs J7 around the waits 
and he hits a German suplex. Doyle bridges for the pin.* 









1......... 













2......... 











thre NO!! 


DS: What in the hell? How did he get his shoulder up? 


CY: I don't know, but he's still the champ because of it. 


*J7 and Doyle both get back up but Doyle gets the upper hand with a knee to the midsection. Doyle 
grabs J7 and he tries for another German suplex but J7 counters with 2 elbow smashes to the face. 
J7 bounces off the ropes but Doyle catches J7 in a powerslam. Doyle hooks the leg.* 








1............. 













2.......... 












thre NO! 


CY: Once again the champ gets his shoulder up in time!! 


*Doyle gets to his feet again and he stomps away at J7's ribs. Doyle lifts J7 up and he whips him 
into the corner. Doyle charges but once again J7 moves out of the way sending Doyle shoulder first 
into the steel post. J7 rolls Doyle up in a schoolboy!* 










1......... 















2....... 









3 NO!! 


DS: In the name of all that is holy end this match!! 


*J7 gets to his feet as does Doyle. J7 charges at Doyle but Doyle back body drops him over the top 
rope. J7 lands hard as Doyle drops to the mat. The ref starts a 10 count. 1.......... 
2............. 3.............. 4................. 5................. 6.................... 
7................. 8.................. 9............ Doyle uses the ropes to lift himself up and 
he starts to climb out 10!! The ref calls for the bell!* 


DING DING: 


CY: What in the hell just happened? 


*Doyle also wants to know. The ref confers with KB and then she makes the announcement.* 


KB: The winner of this match as a result of a countout.. Jaye "Big Dog" Doyle!! However, Johnny 
Seven remains the world champion since titles cannot change hands via countout! 


CY: I don't believe it! Doyle's win streak is still alive, but so is J7's title reign. 


DS: I'm just glad this is over.


(The lights cut out and "Demon Speeding", by Rob Zombie starts to play. The Razortron starts to 
show highlights of a wrestler wrestling. Moonsaults, frog splashs, hurricanranas, etc. are being 
shown. As the song speeds up, the highlights speed up also. The entire thing stops, the music and 
the scenes on the Razortron, all of a sudden. 3 words appear on the screen. On top it says Beyond, 
in big letters. Under that, it says Next Week, in big letters. The entire thing fades away as the 
lights come back on.)

 
CY: Great PPV this month. Watch next week for the debut of Beyond in his opening match. Should be 
a show stealer.

 
DS: This is Dave Scott...

 
CY: And I'm Chirs Yankovic, saying good night from Summer of Destruction.


~~CREDITS~~

Match 1: Eric Dreher
Match 2: Matthew Allen
Match 3: Matt Moses
Match 4: Matt Moses
Match 5: Alex Boughton
Match 6: Mike Muratore
Match 7: Jay Babstock
Main Event: Jay Flanders