CeFWA Winter Hi-Jinx PPV
*Powerman 5000’s “Drop the
Bombshell” hits the PA system as red and white pyros shoot off towards the
entrance. More streaming pyros shoot simultaneously up and down at the entrance
and then stop just as Chris Yankovic and Dave Scott make their appearance. The
crowd roars as they make their way to the ringside announce table. The cameras
pan the crowd and catch glimpses of signs brought by the fans. “CLASS IS IN
SESSION”, “DEADLY SEVEN…THE REAL JOHNNY EFFECT”, “CONTOUR’S RULE”, “IT’S
Chris Yankovic: Well folks, welcome
to the New Year and our first PPV of the year is Winter Hi-Jinx. I am Chris
Yankovic alongside my partner Dave Scott.
Dave Scott: Yes and we should have a
great PPV tonight with all titles being up for grabs.
*Suddenly the arena goes dark and “I
am Canadian” hits the P.A. system. Razor makes his appearance at the top of the
ramp as red and white pyros shoot up from the sides of the ramp. He makes his
way to the ring with a microphone in his hand as red maple leafs line the lamp
in laser lighting. He enters the ring and signals for the music to be stopped.*
DS: Great, the CEO has to come out
and ruin another show.
CY: Shut up Dave.
Razor: Good evening
*The crowd cheers in approval as
Razor tosses the mic to a ringside attendant and then heads back up the ramp
shaking hands and smiling the whole way.*
CY: Wow, what announcements from the
CEO here tonight.
DS: I think they suck for the most
part…other than the table match that is.
CY: I know, because there is a possibility for blood, right?
DS: You know it.
CY: Anyways, let’s go to Katie for
our first match.
KB: Our first match of the night is
now a handicapped match! Coming to the ring first he hails from
* The crowd gives a very small pop as he walks down to the ring*
CY: Looks like this guy is not extremely popular
DS: Yeah think? Wow, did you get a Ph.D. in being a retard?
CY: Shut up before I whoop your fat ass all over! Just like last time
DS: OH! I was SO drunk and off balance last time, let’s fight when I am sober!
CY: What about now?
DS: I said when I am sober!
CY:…………………………………………………………umm……………..Moving on!
KB: And his opponents weighing at a combined weight of 459 pounds they are
Raiden and Snake………………. METAL GEAR!!
* Crowd gives a small mixed reaction as War by System of a Down as they run
down and roll into the ring*
As soon as they roll into the ring, Chris starts stomping on them! He keeps
them down for a little while but after a few moments Snake and Raiden get the
upper hand because of their numbers. MG gets Chris and tries for a double
clothesline but Chris ducks and gets a flying body cross which make both
members of MG fall. Chris picks up Snake and gets a fireman’s carry, Raiden
comes running to Chris, but Chris gets a belly to belly suplex and goes for the
pin.
1…….
2…….. NO! Kickout
CY: A little too early!
DS: Man, you must have graduated out of Retard high with honors, uh?
CY: Why must you be such an asshole?
DS: Just doing my job!
Chris picks up Raiden and begins to punch him in the face. Snake tries to
interfere but gets a mule kick from Chris right square in the nuts, causing
Snake to fall back, holding his family jewels. Mean while Chris if taking it to
Raiden with stiff hits to the face and head. The ref pushes Chris off Raiden
telling him to not do what he just did or he’s out! Chris just smiles and goes
straight back to Raiden kicking him in the stomach and punching him in the
face, and then he levels him with a DDT. He then walks over to Snake and picks
him up and gives him one hell of a power bomb.
DS: That must of hurt, but can this match end already? I got to use the
washroom!
CY: I was wondering what the smell was!
DS: UH?
CY: Point for me!
Mean while in the ring, Chris goes over to Snake and picks him up and grabs his
head like a stunner but flips him over 5 times onto his back. He goes for the
pin but he sees Raiden get up so Chris gets up and delivers a Superkick to him,
to make he’s down. And he goes back and covers Snake.
1……
2….
3!!!!!
CY: Chris wins it!!
DS: Metal Gear can’t even beat one of the worst wrestlers of all time!!!…… IN A
BLOODY HANDYCAPPIED MATCH!!!
CY: Well the victory goes to Chris but I say it’s not much of a win, but let’s
here the official result from Katie.
KB: Here is your winner by pinfall…… CHRIS STRIFE!
Chris raises his arms and celebrates for his first win.
CY: He sure looks happy, well Chris is leaving now so let’s roll with the next
match!
(Katie Brazel walks down to the ring
and walks up the steps. Chris and Dave smile as they watch her climb into the
ring with the mic in hand. The crowd starts a chant and then is broken off by
her introduction.)
Katie- Hello CeFWA fans and welcome
to the next match up of the PPV. This next match is for the Hardcore Title and
is an elimination style match. There are no DQ's, no count outs, falls count anywhere’s
match. First coming down to the ring standing 6'6" tall and weighs
275lbs.....SHADY MIKE!
*Role Model by Eminem begins to play
and Shady mic walks out with his hands in the air and singing along with the
music. Shady makes his way down tot he ring as most fans cheer and some boo
Shady Mike.*
CY: Now here is some talent
DS: Oh come on....give me a break
Katie- Next coming to the ring...He
stands 6'7" tall and weighs 312 lbs, he is the UNBORN XION!
*All lights turn black, blue lights
starts to flash, Stain of Mind Hits the P.A. System, Xion gets out of the
curtain, and He slowly walks to the ring, climbs on the apron. He enters the
ring by flipping over the ropes. He gets to the middle of the ring; Fire comes
out of each turnbuckle. He then raises his arms in the air and the crowd
Explodes.*
CY: It's a shame that Shady Mike
will take this one apart.
DS: He won't take them all though.
Katie- The next contender stands at
6'3" tall and weighs 243lbs...He is DANTE!
*All lights fade to black in the
arena. Red smoke grows up from in front of the curtain. A lightning bolt strikes
down and lights the ramp and stage progressively. Dante comes out of the smoke
and walks through the flames. He gets onto the ring apron and falls down on the
mat. He rolls and gets up. He raises his arms and smoke goes up from the 4
corners and from below him. Once again, a lightning bolt strikes, but this time
right on him. He extends his arms and screams in pain and the smoke stops. He
gets back to normal and falls down on his knees. He gets back up and stretches
himself on the ring ropes.*
DS: Now there is a wrestler worth
watching here in the CeFWA.
CY: Oh come on Dave.....at least
pick someone who isn't so boring.
DS: I didn't, Dante will pick up the
win here tonight...watch and see.
Katie- And finally, here is the
CeFWA Hardcore Champion. He hails from
*The lights go completely black and
then "The Brood" by C Murder & Magic starts playing as the lights
get a little brighter as a light fog rolls through the area. Brood soon emerges
from the back area, slightly immersed in the fog, walking down the aisle a
little hunched over and with a mean look in his eyes. His arms are held tightly
to his body with his wrists pressed against his chest. This gives him the
appearance of being very cold. He completely ignores the crowd as he heads down
the ramp, his eyes completely fixated on the task at hand.*
(Katie steps out of the ring and
Randy Jones steps in and looks at all four men. They all four stand in the
respective corners and Randy checks each man.)
DS: Who are you going to root for
tonight in this match?
CY: I think I am going with Shady Mike;
he seems like a good guy.
DS: WHAT? OH come on. please. Mike
won't win.
CY: Then who do you think will win
the match?
DS: I think the current champ. Brood
will bring it back home.
(Randy calls for the bell and the
match is started.)
*DING DING*
(Xion and Brood run over and start
to mix it up as Dante and Shady Mike go at it as well. Shady Mike and Dante are
exchanging lefts and rights as on the other side of the ring Xion and Brood are
locked up in a strong man contest. Finally Dante gets the upper hand and Shady
Mike goes down. Mike tries to stand back up but Dante gets in a few kicks to
the gut keeping him down. Dante then picks Mike up and gives him a German
suplex hard to the mat. Dante gets up and drags Mike to the nearest corner and
begins to stomp on Mike’s right arm. Shady Mike just jumps up with pain and
lays back down in the corner.)
CY: Right now it looks like Dante is
really taking it to Shady Mike.
DS: Like I said, Shady Mike won't
make it.
(Meanwhile Brood has the upperhand
on Xion. Brood gives Xion a body slam and walks over tot he ropes. Brood holds
his arms up and the crowd boos. Brood turns around to be meet with a big boot
to the face and he drops to the mat. Xion walks over and slides out of the
ring, grabs Broods left leg and drags him over to his corner. Xion then pulls
Broods left leg over and smashes it on the steel post. Brood screams out in pain
holding his left leg tightly. Xion reaches back and does it once again making
Brood scream in pain. Brood pulls himself out of the corner and closer to the
center of the ring where Shady Mike is seen throwing Dante out of the ring.
Shady Mike turns around and gives a few swift kicks to Broods arm and then
picks Brood up and lays him back down with a DDT. Xion walks around the ring
and grabs Dante and throws him into the post and goes for the pin. Randy slides
out of the ring and begins to count.)
1.....
2.....
KICKOUT!
(Dante kicks out and then is pulled
up by the hair of Xion. Dante kicks Xion in the gut and then throws Xion into
the steel post returning the favor. Dante then rolls into the ring and spins
Shady Mike around and drops him with a DDT of his own. Dante gets up and walks
over to Brood, picks him up and throws him to the ropes. Brood comes back and
misses the clothesline form Dante and reverses it into a sleeper hold. Xion
jumps up on the apron and grabs Brood by the hair leaning toward the ropes.
Randy comes over and warns Xion and he breaks the hold. Xion knocks Brood
down with a right fist and Brood falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring
where Xion drops out as well. Xion walks over and grabs a chair from the
announcers table.)
DS: Hey, looks like Xion is tired.
CY: Yeah I bet he is.
(Xion walks over and slams Brood on
the back with the chair. Brood drops to the floor and holds his back. Xion
covers once again as Randy counts.)
1.....
2.....
KICKOUT!
CY: That was close. The Hardcore
champion was almost out of this match
DS: Then we would see a new champion
then.
CY: Yes we would Dave.
(Dante is seen inside the ring with
Shady Mike on his shoulders in a maneuver called the torture rack. Shady Mike beginning
to slip away and Dante throws him off like a sack of potatoes. As soon as Shady
Mike hits the mat Dante covers, but Randy is watching Xion. Dante walks over
and taps the ref on the shoulder. As soon as Randy turns around, Dante pins
Mike again. As soon as Dante hooks the leg Mike kicks out. Dante gets up
furious at Randy for not counting earlier. Shady Mike then grabs Dante and
rolls him up.)
1.....
2.......
Thr...KICKOUT!
(Dante gets up quickly and then
drops and elbow on Mikes right arm. Dante then gets up again and starts to
stomp away on Mike’s right arm. Mike holds his arm in pain and then grabs a
hold of the ropes pulling himself out for a rest. Dante jumps out and runs
after Mike as they turn the corner. Dante grabs Mike and gives him a few rights
and then follows up with a left. Shady Mike falls back down to the floor and
Dante looks on smiling. Shady Mike throws a low blow and then rolls Dante up in
a school boy. Randy counts.)
1......
2......
3......
CY: Dante has just been eliminated
DS: That damn Shady Mike.
CY: Looks like he is making his way
to victory huh?
DS: Looks like he is about to make a
mistake.
(Shady Mike stands there a few
moments as he watches Xion and Brood go at it in the crowd. Xion gives Brood a
knee lift and then gives him a snap suplex. Shady Mike climbs out of the ring
and over to the rail where Xion meets him at the fence. Xion grabs Shady Mike
by the head as he tries to climb over and flips him over to the concrete. Xion
begins to stomp away as Brood starts to get up. Xion picks Shady Mike up and
throws him back over the fence toward the ring. Brood runs up behind Xion with
a double ax handle knocking him over the fence as well. Brood climbs over and
grabs a chair from under the ring. Brood walks over and smashes Xion on the
back and then over to Shady Mike. He swings and hits Shady Mike on the back as
well and then hits his right arm the edge of the chair.)
DS: Look at Brood; He is the champ
of all champs!
CY: Don't count the other two out
yet.
(Brood walks over and grabs a trash
can from under the ring and walks over to Xion and crushes the can on the back
of Xion's head. Xion falls to the floor once again as Shady Mike is trying to
get up. Brood turns around and swings the garbage can hitting Shady Mike in the
face. Shady Mike falls back holding his nose. Brood then grabs Xion and drags
him next to Shady Mike, then pins them both at the same time.)
DS: Look, he's going to eliminate
both men at the same time!
1.....
2.....
thr......Xion kicks out!
CY: That was close!
DS: Man, Brood almost had the win
there.
(Brood grabs a table from under the
ring and slides it inside the ring. Brood brings it over to the corner and sets
it up. Brood then slides out of the ring and grabs Xion by the neck. Brood
throws Xion in the ring and walks over to Shady Mike and picks him up. Brood
whips Shady Mike into the ring post and Shady Mike bounces off hitting the
floor. Brood slides back into the ring and grabs Xion by the head. Brood
picks Xion up and lays him on the table then goes up to the top rope. Brood
flies off the top with a flying elbow drop and lands on Xion breaking the
table. Brood holds his arm for a min and Shady Mike gets up grabbing a chair. Brood
pins Xion and Randy counts.)
1.....
2........
Thr......Xion kicked out!
CY: That was close, we almost saw
Xion eliminated there.
DS: Man, Then Brood will get him in
a few min from now.
(Shady Mike climbs in the ring
sneaking up behind Brood. Brood and Xion get to there feet and Shady Mike runs
up behind Brood. Brood sees Xion looking at Shady Mike and Brood ducks. Shady
Mike slams the chair to Xion’s face. Xion Bounces off the ropes and hits the
mat. Brood turns around and grabs Shady Mike by the neck and lifts him up
choking him.)
DS: HOLY HELL BOMB!
CY: He’s going to finish him off
now.
DS: YES!
(Brood slams Shady Mike back to the
mat. Brood then looks over at Xion who has blood running on the mat. Brood
rolls Xion over and pins him.)
1.....
2.....
thr....KICKOUT!
DS: Damn Xion won't give up!
CY: He is one hell of a fighter.
(Brood is frustrated and grabs Xion
by the head picking him up. Brood then gives Xion a death valley driver on the
broken table. Xion shakes and Brood pins Xion.)
1.....
2.....
3.....
CY: He did it! XION has been
eliminated!
DS: YES! Brood is CHAMP!
(Brood grabs Xion and throws him out
the side of the ring and dust his hands off as he is met with a clothesline
from Shady Mike. Shady Mike then starts to stomp on Brood and then picks him
up. Shady Mike then headbutts Brood and he stagers. Shady Mike then picks Brood
up for a press slam. Shady Mike holds him up for a few moments and throws him
down to the mat.)
CY: Looks like Shady Mike is going
to take the title away from Brood.
DS: I think not, Brood is Champ and
Shady Mike is a Chump!
(Shady Mike walks over and picks
Brood up by the head and Brood gives Shady Mike a low blow. Shady drops to his
knees and Brood slides over to the corner to rest. Brood then begins to get up
and walks over to Shady Mike who is getting to his feet as well. Brood gives
Shady Mike a left hand and Shady Mike fires one back at him. Shady Mike then
kicks Brood in the stomach and gives him an ace crusher. Brood flies back
landing on the mat. Xion starts to stir outside of the ring and gets up, still
staggering. Shady Mike pins brood.)
1.....
2......
Thr...KICKOUT!
DS: Brood won't give up that easy
Shady Mike.
CY: Shady is on top of his game
right now, he has complete control.
DS: No he don't, he's going to lose!
LOSE I TELL YOU!
(Shady Mike gets up and picks Brood
up as well. Shady Mike throws Brood to the ropes and out of nowhere Xion hits
Brood in the back with a chair. Brood holds his back coming off the ropes and
Shady Mike kicks him in the gut again. Brood doubles over and Shady Mike plants
Broods head between his legs.)
CY: ROLE MODEL!
DS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Shady Mike drops Brood with the
role model and then rolls him over for the pin.)
DS: No it can't end like this!
CY: Shady Mike has it won!
1............
DS: Get up Brood!
2...........
3.........
*DING DING*
DS: DAMN!
CY: Yes, I told you Shady Mike would
get it!
Katie- Your winner and NEW CeFWA
HARDCORE CHAMPION...........SHADY MIKE!
(Xion walks up the ramp smiling and
Shady Mike gets the title from Randy and holds it up celebrating. Brood rolls
out of the ring weak from the match up.)
CY: Good match I would say
DS: No it wasn't. It sucked!
CY: Well let's go to our next match
where our Commish will finally know who his unknown attacker really is.
Katie Brazel: The first to the ring weighing
at 286 lbs, he comes from
The arena goes black as the opening
riffs to Rammstein's "Du Hast" begins. White and red laser strobes
flash in sequence to the music. As soon as the electric guitar picks up the
heavy riffs, Deth comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd has a mixed
reaction as he makes his way to the ring, looking very focused. He is dressed
in his ring attire, complete with his "DETH EFFECT" T-shirt. He steps
over the ropes and then stands in the centre and raises his arms slowly as the
laser strobes begin to flash on him. Then, white and red pyros go off from each
ring post.
Katie Brazel: And his mystery opponent
weighing at 500 lbs he comes from
CY: WHAT!!
DS: How the hell…these two use to be
partners.
The lights go out as the "Fight
Song" by Marlyn Manson hits. Fire works explode from the entrance. Then
out comes
DS:
Now that that's over lets get on with the match!
The two lock up and Tower seems to
have the advantage. Tower headbutts Deth and Deth grabs his forehead. Tower does quick DDT to Deth. Deth gets back
up quick. Deth turns the tide by kicking Tower in the gut Deth continues and
gets ready for a suplex
Tower punches back Deth takes it and
Suplex's Tower. Tower gets up Deth Gets up
DS: Is tower the worst or is it just
me?
CY: It's just you
Tower and Deth lock up again Tower
gets a quick
DS: Deth's taking it easy
CY: If Tower keeps doing this he'll
win!
DS: IN your Dreams
Tower tries for a full nelson slam
but Deth counters and kicks Tower in the groin
Deth starts to stomp Tower
CY: Oh No!
DS: Told you so!
CY: Tower's getting a mud hole
stomped into him!!
Deth picks up tower
DS: It's all over!!
CY: Ain't it true
DS: Deth was playing with him all
match. Look at that Deth Goes for the pin
Kevin Lee: 1......
2..........
3.....
Ding!Ding!Ding!
KB: The winner of this match
is…DETH!!!
CY: Wow, what a return for
DS: Deth took it to HT and dominated
the way he only can.
KB: Introducing first the
challengers. They have a combined weight of 502 pounds. They are RIC BLADE AND
SEAN CHRISTIAN!!!
Ric and Sean walk out as "New Disease" by Spine Shank plays. They
look around at the crowd as they boo them. Then the lights go out for a good 20
seconds. When they come back on Ric and Sean are standing in the ring awaiting
their opponents.
KB: Introducing next the tag team champions. They are at a combined weight of
395 pounds. They are the CONTOUR CUZIONS!!!
Linkin Parks' "One Step Closer" hits. When Johnny and Tommy first
appear on the ramp, they stand there with their hands on their hips, looking
out to the crowd. Then they charge the ring.
CY: here we go.
DS: The Contours reign is over in this tag team table match.
CY: That’s your opinion.
As the Contours enter they start brawling with Ric and Sean. The ref calls for
the bell. Johnny backs Ric into one corner, while Tommy backs Sean into the
other. The Contours whip Ric and Sean into each other. As Ric stumbles back
Johnny high angle back drops him to the mat. Ric rolls out of the ring holding
his head. Tommy kicks Sean in the gut and whips him into the ropes. On the
return Sean is nailed with a double clothesline by the Contours.
CY: The Contours are really going to town.
DS: Enjoy while you can.
Tommy and Johnny high five each other then they each baseball slide into their
respective opponents. Johnny and Tommy each immediately pull tables from under
the ring. The crowd pops at the sight. They slide their tables into the ring.
Johnny rolls Ric into the ring as Tommy lays some boots to Sean.
CY: This match could end soon.
DS: Who are you kidding? It ain't no where close to being over.
Johnny begins to unfold one of the tables. Then he turns and Ric Blade
clotheslines him to the mat. Tommy gets up on the apron and Ric punches him,
knocking him off. Sean takes advantage and slams Tommy's head onto the steel barricade.
Then he whips him into the steel steps. Ric then picks Johnny off the ground
and DDT's him back to the mat.
DS: Well, well, well it seems the tables have turned.
Sean rolls Tommy into the ring and he follows. In the ring he kicks away at
Tommy. Sean climbs back on the apron. and Tommy rolls to his corner. Ric lifts
Johnny up and tags Sean. He enters the ring and punches away at Johnny’s
midsection while Ric holds him.
CY: Well it appears this could shake up to be a good match.
DS: Look at Ric and Sean go man!
CY: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Sean throws Johnny shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Johnny staggers back
holding his shoulder and Sean hits a release German suplex from behind. Sean
kicks away at Johnny on the mat before lifting him back to his feet. He then
whips him back towards Ric. as Johnny is coming towards the turnbuckle, Ric
socks him in the face. Johnny falls to the mat. Sean tags in Ric.
DS: Fast tags by Ric and Sean. I like the way they think.
CY: It's good strategy to keep one another fresh.
Ric lifts Johnny up and slams his head into the turnbuckle. He then hits a Russian
leg sweep. Ric then runs off the ropes and hits a leg drop. Following the move
Ric walks to one of the tables. He sets it up. Then he walks back to Johnny and
lays some boots before picking him back up. He walks Johnny back to the table.
He pulls him between his legs.
DS: Good bye Johnny!
Johnny hits a low blow and Ric falls to the mat.
DS: He can't do that.
CY: The ref didn't see it.
Johnny and Ric slowly crawl towards their corner. Johnny tags Tommy as Sean is tagged.
Sean runs towards Tommy and is clotheslined to the mat. Then Ric follows but,
Tommy catches him and t-bone suplex's him across the ring.
CY: Things are heating up now.
Ds: That’s ok because Ric and Sean got this in the bag.
Sean gets back to his feet but Tommy overhead belly to belly suplex’s him.
Johnny climbs to the top rope as Ric blade rolls to the outside to shake some
cobwebs off.
DS: Hey what’s he doing?
As Ric turns Johnny flies off and hits him with a crossbody all the way to the
concrete. They both get laid out. Sean then sets up a table near the corner and
pulls Tommy up to his feet. Sean throws a few punches to the gut of Tommy and
then places him on the top rope. Sean then climbs to the top rope and seems to
be looking for a superplex.
CY: Tommy is blocking the superplex
attempt as he does not want to go through the table.
DS: He should just let it happen as
it would end his suffering more quickly.
Tommy and Sean begin to exchange
blows and they are both now on the top rope. Suddenly they both lose their
stability and both men fall through the table. The ref signals that both men have
gone through a table.
CY: Well that means whoever goes
through the table between Blade and Johnny is the loser of this match.
DS: Well it looks like Johnny may be
going through now.
Blade has Johnny hooked in for the
Deafening Silence on top of the table. He delivers the Deafening Silence but
the table does not break and Blade is furious.
CY: My god that must have knocked
Johnny unconscious.
DS: I hope so.
Tommy finally gets to his feet as
does Sean. Sean tries for a haymaker on Tommy but he ducks and hooks Sean up
for a full nelson and then proceeds to deliver a facebuster to Sean. Tommy then
sees Blade setting Johnny up for a pile driver on top of the table.
CY: This will definitely end it.
Tommy then quickly climbs to the top
rope and quickly hits a dropkick on Blade that causes all three men to fall to
the canvas and knocking the table over. Tommy is the first man to his feet and
he resets the table up. He then yanks Blade to his feet and irish whips him
into the ropes as Johnny gets to his feet. As Blade comes off the ropes the
Cuzions it the Contour Cutter right through the table.
DING!! DING!! DING!!
CY: They did it, they retained.
DS: DAMN!!
KB: Your winners and STILL CeFWA Tag
Team Champions…The CONTOUR CUZIONS!!!
Katie Brazel: And the next match is
a Hell in the Cell match.... and the first man coming to the ring weighing at
237 lbs Bakuryu!!!!!
All the lights fade to black on the
camera. A wheel screech is heard through the PA system and Fuel by Metallica
hits the speakers. Flashing orange lights then flash and Bakuryu comes out of
the curtain, jumping left and right. He raises his arms and a circle of high
flames lights around him. He gets trough it and jumps onto the ring apron. does
a front-flip entering the ring. He stops in the center and closes his eyes. he
runs towards the ropes and does one backflip getting back where he is. He gets
on the turnbuckle and extends his arms. He gets back down on the mat.
Katie Brazel: And his opponent weighing
at 225 lbs...... Scotty Sorrow!!!!!
The arena lights go out, the
building is completely dark, the clock bells and chimes of Alice Cooper's &
Rob Zombie's "Hands Of Death" begin to play as blue and white strobe
lights are flashing intensely, a mysterious blue fog begins to cover the ramp
and stage making visibility somewhat difficult as the eerie sounds continue to
play, suddenly the music begins to rock, and out steps Scotty Sorrow through
the fog wearing his black trench coat and black glasses. The Big Screen shows
nothing but Sorrow's eyes close up expressing nothing but rage as a blue fog is
also seen on the screen rolling past his face. Sorrow makes his way to the ring
with the same crazed look on his face, he slides into the ring, hands his
shades and coat to the ring assistant, he cracks his neck,
grinds his teeth, it's time.)
The two men lock up and each one
tries separate move's to gain momentum but they both keep the balance. Sorrow
gains momentum when Bakuryu loosens up a bit Sorrow gives a Russian leg sweep
Sorrow then picks up Bakuryu and tosses him off the ropes Sorrow does a running
clothesline Sorrow picks up Bakuryu. Bakuryu kicks Sorrow in the groin to get a
chance to strike
DS: That's a cheap shot!!
Sorrow stumbles around the mat and
he leans onto the ropes Bakuryu gives a belly to belly suplex onto the ropes shaking
the door apart Bakuryu backs up and run and drop kicks Sorrow over the ropes
and out of the ring onto the broken door Bakuryu climbs out
Bakuryu locks on an ankle lock Sorrow
Screams Bakuryu pick Sorrow up Sorrow Gives a punch to Bakuryu's gut Sorrow
does this again Sorrow slams Bakuryu into the announce table and it brakes Bakuryu
cries in agony Sorrow starts to climb to the top of the ring
CY: What an amazing match!
Bakuryu is getting up slowly Sorrow gets
to the top the cage Bakuryu looks and then starts to climb the cage
Cy: That give Sorrow a brake!
DS: It's so clear who is gonna win
this one.....
CY: I don't know it's been pretty
even..
Bakuryu gets to the top
Cy: An instant battle as soon as he
reaches the top!
Sorrow gets a super sorrow spear
DS: it's all over!
CY: But they are both out cold....
Ds: Like I said it's all over!!
Sorrow starts to move a bit. Same
with Bakuryu. Bakuryu gets up
DS: No this is not happening!
Bakuryu drops a big elbow on Sorrow. Bakuryu lay on Sorrow The ref starts to count
ref: 1.......2.......no!
DS: Sorrow kicks out!
Bakuryu get back on Sorrow ref counts
1.....
2......
3!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
KB: Your winner and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
International Champion…BAKURYU!!!
CY: He did it, he won back his
title.
DS: Hell he got lucky and I
guarantee this is not over yet. Sorrow will somehow get the last word in this
one.
CY: Well it seems we are moving on
to our main event.
DS: Yeah where that crappy CEO is
going to be the ref.
CY: Well here comes Katie Brazel
now.
KB: This next match is scheduled for
one fall and it is for the CeFWA World Heavyweight Title. Introducing first,
the special referee for this match, he is the CEO of the CeFWA from
*The arena
goes black and the opening riffs of "I am Canadian" begins to play
over the loud speakers. "I know this place is where I am" Razor makes
his appearance from behind the curtain. Razor stands there for a moment as the
Canadian song fills the arena. Many people are joining in as he makes his way
to the ring. Razor climbs into the ring, stands in the center of the ring. He
then looks to the Canadian flag hanging in the rafters and throws up his left
hand as red and white pyros shoot from the ring posts.*
CY: Razor
is all set and ready to referee this match.
DS: Yeah
well this really sucks.
KB:
Introducing the challenger, he weighs in at two hundred and seventy-five pounds
and hailing from
*The lights go dim and the letters J7 are seen on the tron.
The tron shows the letters catch on fire and then burn as Purple Pills by
Eminem start to play through the speakers. J7 walks out from the back and gets
to the top of the ramp. He brings out a few J7 t-shirts and throws them out
into the crowd. Johnny then walks down to the ring and slides in through the
bottom ropes.*
KB: His opponent…being accompanied
to the ring by Heidi, he weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds and
hailing from
*The lights dim to nothing. The
crashes at the beginning of "Fritz's Corner" by Local H are accented
with two pyro blasts from the entranceway.*
"I'm Not mad, I'm just bored"
*Crashes and pyros blast again, this time from the ringposts*
"And everything I do is only because"
*Two more crashes with Pyros from above the ring and the house lights flashing*
"There's nothing much else for me to do"
*Two last crashes with the lights flashing and large pyros blasting up the*
ramp.
"That includes you, and that includes you"
*Pyros blast everywhere. As the heavy part of the song kicks in the lights
flash all sorts of colors through the arena. The arena takes a reddish hue from
lowly lit red lights. The strobes keep flashing all different colors as Rizzo
makes his way out from the back. As he walks down the ramp sparks fly up from
the platform behind him. Rizzo slowly makes his way to the ring with Heidi
right at his side.*
DING!! DING!! DING!!
CY: And this one is underway.
*J7 and Rizzo circle each other in
the ring. They lock up and Rizzo gains the advantage with a side headlock. J7
shoves Rizzo off into the ropes and then as Rizzo returns he is leveled by a
clothesline. Rizzo goes down and then bounces back up quickly with a right hand
to J7. The two begin to exchange blows back and forth.*
CY: Well things are really starting
to heat up now.
*J7 ducks a right from Rizzo.
They then begin to exchange rights back and forth again. J7 gets the advantage again
and knocks Rizzo back into the ropes. He then attempts an irish whip, which
gets reversed.*
CY: J7 just got nailed with a back elbow smash that sends him to the
canvas.
*J7 hits the mat and rolls out of
the ring. He tries to get back in the ring, but Rizzo punches him back to the
outside. J7 gets up again and tries to get back into the ring and once again
gets knocked to the outside. This time J7 slowly climbs back onto the
apron as Rizzo tries to pull him in. J7 then hits a hangman on Rizzo and sends
him reeling. J7 then climbs the stairs and the ropes to the top turnbuckle.
Rizzo turns around to see him there, but it's too late. J7 comes of the rope
with a flying clothesline and into a quick cover.
1!!
2!!!
Rizzo
powers out of the pin attempt.*
DS: That sure as heck
isn't good enough to beat Brett, he is way better than that.
CY:
I agree, that was too early for a pin attempt.
*J7
gets back to his feet and pulls Rizzo up and tosses him into the corner. He
then begins to stomp away as Razor begins to count 1.....2.....3.....4..... J7
stops, looks at Razor and then starts again. 1.....2.....3.....4..... J7 looks
at Razor again and then once again begins to stomp away at Rizzo.
1.....2.....3.....4..... J7 stops, looks at the ref and then the crowd and
starts again. 1.....2.....3.....4..... Razor finally pulls J7 off of
Rizzo. J7 gets upset and focuses on Razor.*
DS: This is the opening Rizzo needed,
maybe I was too hasty in judging Razor as the ref.
CY: J7 better focus
on the match, Rizzo is now right behind him.
*Rizzo
hits J7 with an uppercut that sends him reeling. He then grabs J7's head and
bashes it into the top turnbuckle and hits him again, sending him to the canvas.
He then stomps away at J7 and places his boot over J7's throat. Razor begins
the count 1.....2.....3..... 4..... Rizzo breaks the hold and then pulls him to
his feet. He hits a couple of rights before attempting an irish whip to the
opposite corner.*
CY: Reversal by J7
and he goes for a kick, but Rizzo grabs his foot and then executes a back heel
trip that sends J7 to the canvas.
DS: See, Rizzo is
really going for it now as he drives that elbow into the leg of J7.
*Rizzo
drives down the elbow again and this time holds for a leg lock submission. Razor
looks for a submission from J7, but J7 is refusing outright. Rizzo keeps wrenching
on the knee area and Razor keeps checking on J7.*
CY: And now Rizzo has
J7 in a bad situation, folks! Rizzo just won't let up on the challenger!
DS: Well I must say this…Razor has been a most fair
ref so far.
*Rizzo gets
frustrated and begins yelling at Razor. Feeling that J7 tapped out to the
submission but he did not and now he is back to his feet.
DS: Look out, Rizzo!
Concentrate on J7!
*J7
grabs Rizzo by the back of the head and slams him down to the mat. He
climbs to the second turnbuckle and jumps off, landing an elbow drop on him. J7
then begins to pummel Rizzo in the head with punches. 1.....2.....3..... J7
lets up and then pulls Rizzo over to the ropes and places his leg on the bottom
rope and jumps down on the knee.*
CY: Both men are
trying to take each other's legs out, but for different reasons.
DS: Yeah, J7 is
trying to keep Rizzo grounded while Rizzo is just trying to take the vertical
base away from J7.
*J7
now grabs both of Rizzo's legs and holds them in a wish bone position before
stomping the midsection of Rizzo. Razor warns J7 that it was almost too low,
and to watch it. J7 begins to trash talk Rizzo and then waits as Rizzo tries to
get to his feet. J7 gets behind Rizzo and drives him into the corner. He places
his left leg over the ropes and begins stomping away at Rizzo's knee.
1.....2.....3.....4..... J7 stops as Rizzo falls completely to the mat and has
his leg tangled in the bottom two ropes. Andrew takes advantage and
begins to stomp away on Rizzo's chest. J7 then begins to choke Rizzo with his
boot 1.....2.....3.....4..... J7 breaks the hold and then rolls out of the ring
and pulls Rizzo so that his head hangs outside the ring. He then backs up, runs
and drives the elbow into the face of Rizzo, knocking him to the outside.*
CY: J7 is now trying
to take it to Rizzo on the outside of the ring. He connects with a right hand
as Razor is yelling at them to get into the ring.
DS: If J7 is to win
this title, it has to be in the ring. Rizzo doesn't care if he gets DQ'd,
he'll still be the champ.
*Two
more rights by J7 sends Rizzo reeling. J7 tries to come at Rizzo for another
one, but gets nailed with a back elbow. Rizzo then delivers a rib shot to J7
and then a shot to the throat. Rizzo drags J7 near the ring apron and smashes
his head against it. Rizzo then attempts an irish whip, but has it reversed and
J7 sends Rizzo into the steel steps.*
CY: It appears Razor
may let this one go on a bit outside.
DS: Well, he realizes
the fans would be really upset to have this one end in a count out.
*J7
now drags Rizzo near the steps and smashes his leg onto the second step. He
then pulls Rizzo back up and rolls him into the ring. He rolls in himself and
takes Rizzo's legs and once again delivers a stomp to the midsection, with yet
another warning from Razor. J7 then drives the point of the elbow into the left
knee of Rizzo and applies a leg lock and wrenches on the knee. Rizzo rakes the
face of J7 with his elbow to try and break the hold. Razor checks for a
submission from Rizzo. Rizzo shakes it off and then drives the elbows down on
top of J7's head. J7 loosens up, and then mounts Rizzo with punches to the head
of Rizzo. 1.....2.....3..... J7 gets up and drags Rizzo near the ropes
and once again places his leg on the bottom rope to drive down on the left
knee.*
CY: Sound strategy by
J7, he's really working over that left knee of Rizzo.
*J7
rolls to the outside and tries to drive the left leg of Rizzo into the apron.
However, Rizzo counters by kicking out with his right leg and sending J7 into
the guardrail. Rizzo then gets out of the ring and hits J7 with a huge right
hand. He then picks J7 up in a bear hug and drives his back into the steel ring
post. Rizzo drops J7 to the mats outside the ring and then drives the knee into
those mats. Rizzo tosses J7 over the barricade and follows him there.*
DS: I don't like
this, Rizzo is going where these
CY: J7 hits a right
hand, but Rizzo comes back with a bigger right of his own.
*Rizzo
then pulls J7 to his feet and attempts a punch, but J7 blocks it and throws one
of his own. He then attempts an irish whip that gets reversed. J7 attempts a
clothesline on the reversal, but Rizzo ducks and then levels J7 with one of his
own. Rizzo slaps on a chokehold as the fans now begin to chant. "JOHNNY!! JOHNNY!!"*
CY: The fans trying
to get J7 back into the swing of things here.
*Rizzo
tosses J7 back over the barricade.*
DS: Well that's one
way to get him back into it, hehe.
*Rizzo
now grabs a cable and his choking J7 with it near the announce table.
1.....2.....3..... J7 stumbles near the steps and Rizzo smashes his head
against them. J7 falls and then Rizzo moves the steps away from the ring post
and puts J7's leg near the post. He then takes one part of the steps and places
it against the leg, which is now between the steps and the ring post. Rizzo
drives his foot into the steps, crushing J7's knee between the post and steps.
He then rolls J7 into the ring and J7 sits up in a corner. Rizzo comes in and
stomps away at the knee of J7 as Razor counts 1.....2.....3.....4.....Rizzo
then pulls J7 out of the corner and drives the knee hard to the canvas. He then
begins to blatantly choke J7 1.....2.....3.....4..... Rizzo now pulls Andrew up
and looks as though he's going to attempt a chokeslam, but J7 punches him in
the gut and begins to lay in the right hands.*
DS: Where is J7
getting all this energy?
Fred Simpson: He's
resilient, wait Rizzo just took him down with another uppercut to the throat.
*Rizzo
now looking for a powerslam with J7 up on his shoulder.*
CY: Now Rizzo with
the clear advantage; I don't know how much more of this punishment J7 can take!
DS: It's only a
matter of time now! Rizzo is going to beat this punk! I love it!
*Rizzo
tries to pull J7 up but a swift arm drag/hip toss J7 sends Rizzo outside the
ring through the second rope. Rizzo gets to his feet but J7 hits a baseball
slide that sends Rizzo crashing over the Spanish announce table. J7 then slams
Rizzo's head on to the announce table a couple of times. Razor orders them to
take it back into the ring as J7 drives the head of Rizzo into the table
repeatedly. Finally, he rolls Rizzo back into the ring and follows him
in. He delivers an irish whip, but Rizzo ducks the clothesline attempt and then
delivers a vicious spinebuster, both men are down. 1.....2.....3..... Rizzo
begins to stir 4.....5.....6..... J7 now begins to stir, but rolls out of the
ring instead.*
CY: This is a classic
in the making right here, and J7 is giving it all he's got to win the most
prestigious prize in the company.
DS: He won't though,
Rizzo is just too damn tough.
*Rizzo
now on the outside as well pulls J7 to his feet and leans up against the
barricade. He then delivers some stiff right hands. J7 blocks an attempt by Rizzo
to smash his head against the railing. J7 then smashes Rizzo's head on the
railing twice as they now begin to fight their way up the ramp.*
CY: Razor is letting
a lot of things go here tonight.
DS: As he should and
said he would. He said he wanted a winner and besides, it is a Championship
match and deserves to be a little less restrictive.
*They
exchange right hands down the ramp before J7 smashes Rizzo's head against the
metal structure holding the Razortron. J7 then begins to lead Rizzo back
towards the ring with some right hands. Rizzo falls to the concrete and J7
drops an elbow to the face of Rizzo before pulling him back to his feet. J7
attempts to pull Rizzo back into the ring but receives a few punches to the gut
from Rizzo, and Rizzo rolls J7 into the ring. Rizzo once again returns to
choking J7 1.....2.....3.....4.....*
CY: Rizzo is taking
too much time here gloating, and he'll pay for it I'm sure.
DS: He knows what
he's doing, don't worry.
*Razor
is out of position when Rizzo goes to grab J7, and J7 hits a low blow on Rizzo.
J7 now executes a snap mare and then pulls Rizzo up for a chokeslam. He then
attempts the cover
1!!
2!!!
Rizzo
gets the shoulder up. J7 bangs the mat in frustration, thinking it was a slow
count. While J7 is arguing with Razor in the corner, Rizzo grabs a chair. J7
sees him coming out of the corner of his eye and kicks Rizzo in the gut before
he could swing. He kicks him again and then irish whips him into the corner,
but the ref was there and now Razor is knocked to the canvas. J7 grabs the
chair that Rizzo had and nails him right in the head with it. He covers him,
but there is no referee. The fans are counting as J7 bangs the mat.*
CY: This one should
be over right here.
DS: He cheated, he
knocked Razor out with Rizzo and then hit Rizzo with the steel chair.
CY: Yeah, the steel
chair that Rizzo brought in.
*Razor
finally sees the cover and begins to count
1!!
2!!!
Th...NO!!
Rizzo gets the shoulder up.*
CY: I can't believe Rizzo
got the shoulder up on that one.
*J7
pulls Rizzo to his feet and attempts an irish whip that gets reversed by Rizzo
and then hits J7 with a big boot to the face. Razor is still down as Rizzo now
has an irish whip reversed, but as he comes off the ropes he hits a flying
clothesline and all three men are down.*
DS: Look at that
ring, everyone, including the ref, are out of it at this point.
CY: Yes they
certainly are, but Rizzo is moving and he makes the cover on J7, but there is
no ref.
*Razor
starts to come to as Rizzo pulls Andrew up and whips him into the ropes and
bounces off then himself. Rizzo misses with a clothesline attempt and the two
bounce off the ropes again. This time they connect with a double clothesline
that sends both of them to the canvas. Razor is up and begins to count
1.....2.....3.....4.....5......6......7..... Both men sit up and get to their
feet. They begin to exchange rights and Rizzo gets the advantage. He whips J7
into the ropes and slaps on a sleeper hold.*
CY: Rizzo has a
sleeper hold locked in! This is it! J7's fading fast!
DS: And once again,
the true World Champion will reign supreme! What a great night!
*Suddenly
the arena goes dark and an explosion is heard, then the lights return to normal
and everyone in the ring looks dumbfounded.*
DS: What's going on
now?! Rizzo had the match won, but what the hell was that.
*Rizzo
lets go of J7 and then realizes that he shouldn’t have. He turns back to J7
only to see that J7 is on his feet and poised.*
CY: J7's back
up! And Rizzo is in trouble!
*J7
kicks Rizzo in the gut and hits the Seven ‘N Out. He makes the cover.*
Crowd (Counting along): ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!!!
DING!!
DING!! DING!!
KB: Here is your winner
and NEW CeFWA World Champion...JOHNNY SEVEN!!!
DS:
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
CY:
J7 is the new champ and this has been a great way to start off the New Year.
Rizzo and Heidi are heading to the back.
*Suddenly
the arena goes dark again and the explosion seems louder. This time when the
lights return there is someone standing behind J7 in the ring. J7 is hit with
the Backdraft.*
CY:
WHAT!!! Ash has returned and he just leveled the new Champion with The
Backdraft.
DS:
Things are going to heat up soon…
CY:
That is all the time we have for now...
~~CREDITS~~
Match
1: Matthew Allen
Match
2: Eric Dreher
Match
3: Chris Williams
Match
4: Adam Mills/Raymond Provencher
Match
5: Chris Williams
Main
Event: Raymond Provencher