BOOGY FLY'S CYCLE OF LIFE
    EGG            

   0-5 YEARS

   5-7 YEARS
7-9 YEARS
9-11 YEARS
11-12 YEARS
12-13 YEARS
  13 YEARS & OLDER
       BODY PARTS
      INFORMATION

  1. Three Eyes
  2. Flat Warts
  3. Scarce Hair
  4. Round Nose
  5. Large Mouth
  6. Sharp teeth
  7. Chest: Pectus Excavatum
  8. Short Inefficient Wings
  9. Four Swift Legs
Name: Vermont "Master" Bug
  Nickname: Boogy Fly
  Weight: Feather-Weight
  Average Size: 25 cm
  Origin: Out-of-Space
  Gender: asexual
  Diet: Garbage, junk-food, and beer
  Surviving Skills: Getting drunk everynight
  Favorite hobby: Driving girls wild
  Span of life: 23-25 years
  Earth Population: 1
  Location: Vermont



  Boogy Fly in the process
  of laying eggs. It is not a
  painless experience.
  Closing the eyes and
  mouth helps propulsing the
  eggs out.