About the Realm & WIT

Geocities deleted the last !Realm of WIT! page... so I made a new one. This page is made to be humorous for you and fun for all. Have a good stay, and remember, we'll leave the light on for ya.

About me

There's lots of stuff about me that I'll bet you're just dying to know (yeah right.) Well, have fun learning about my life.

Personal Info

Name: WIT Suko, WIT Ness, WIT Nit, or Millard Fillmore

Age: 19

Birthday: November 6, 1984

Height: 5"7'

Weight: 275lbs.-ish

Hair color: Dark Brown, but often bleached or colored

Eye color: Slate gray/blue

Where I Live: A magical place where elves and amish frolic together in the sunshine on cloudy days

Nicknames & Handles

WIT, GRAFITTI_KRITIK, Rhyolite, Lone Hawk, Ironhead, Mr.Poppenfresh, Bill Gates, Tim, FattyPhatPhatFat, VW Mann (pronounced in German Fau Vay Mann,) beard, slim, Unknown Hero, Incognito, Fenian7, FatboyOverthrow, etc.

Jobs (past and present)

current jobs: Five Star Associates building electronic stuff

past jobs: Village Farmer and Bakery. I've had jobs parking cars at the Buffalo Irish Festival in 1999 and I had a paper route from November 99-April 00. I wouldn't suggest ever getting a paper route.

Favorites

Band: Pink Floyd

Song: Summer by Split Fifty

CD: "Fashion Nugget" by Cake

Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Color: Green

Religion

I used to be Baptist (not southern mind you) but soon I realized that there are so many different religions in the world, with their own little twist, that only one can be right. So, not knowing which one that is, I just worship in my own way, and not follow any particular organized religion.

Current Cars:

I drive a 1970 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia named Tortoise and a 1987 Dodge Charger named Red Baron. My parents have a 1976 Dodge Dart Swinger named Purple People Eater, a 1986 Volkswagen Golf and 1991 Volkswagen Fox perspectively named Kraut and Reuben. Mom also drives a purple 1995 Ford Windstar named Eggplant.

Past Cars:

My 1972 Volkswagen Super Beetle (rusted to death, my 1983 Toyota Celica Supra, and my parents' 1987 Dodge Aries Wagon named Shaggin' Wagon (transmission problems), 1970's Dodge Valiant (old and tired), 1980's Dodge Aries (accident,)1978 Plymouth Valarie Wagon named the Mom Mobile (leaking fuel/oil,) 1987 Plymouth Reliant (head gasket blue for the 3rd time), 1987 Jeep Cherokee named Klunker (transmition ripped itself out,) as well as some other stuff I can't think of now.

My Friends

Why I like them: My friends are all really cool and fun to hang out with. They enjoy doing the same sort of stuff as I do, and we just enjoy having fun.

Best Friend: You don't need a best friend, just as long as you have good ones.

Girlfriend: Allison

What Friends and I Like To Do:

Bowl, go to movies, shoot pool, work on my car, play online games, have giant sleepover parties, play video games, and all sorts of fun stuff.

Future Career:

Own and operate a music store (instruments)/skate shop

My Life-long Dream

Mostly to have a large house with lots of land that I can do all sorts of cool stuff on. I want to be happily married, have a child or two, and live peacefully. Other dreams include owning and operating the Lackawanna Railroad and taking a VW Beetle to the drag races and beating a Vette.

Special thanks for this website go to:

Allison (for all her love), Alec (for cool ideas), Uncle PucK (for telling me about geocities), Dad (for not killing me for being on his computer), Kay (for thinking I'm so funny), all the rest of my friends (for being supportive and helping me through life), all my x-girlfriends (inspiration), and all my sister's friends (for thinking i'm cool and laughing at my jokes.)

Special thanks for my car go to:

Marshall Motors-for selling me the car

Pa-for keeping me interested and working

Dad-for letting me take up space in the garage while I fix it up.

Uncle PucK-for teaching me stupid human tricks, and for coming to VW shows with me

Jess-for support and for reminding me how awesome it's gonna be when it's done

And EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS goes to the following people who helped work on my car:

Dad, Kay, Chris S., Chris L., Alec, Elliott, Mike, and anyone who I may have forgotten.

This is me directing traffic at the Irish festival many years ago.

!The Realm Of WIT! is dedicated to

All my friends and family