New Phone Service

Are you tired of all those 1010 numbers? Well we're not. That's why we've created 10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-226. The best way to make a long distance phone call. If you use 10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-226 we'll pay all your long distance bills for the rest of your life or until the end of the world, whichever comes first. The only catch is you have to be able to dial all those 10's before the operator says that it's not a real number, meaning, you'll have to type at slightly slower than the speed of light. Otherwise, you'll be forced to pay us $100.