A few quotes to live by

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever. -The Crow

Stupidity is the leading cause of being dumb. -PucK

Being large is what separates me from others; it's what makes me an INDIVIDUAL... -Unknown Hero

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering. -Yoda

Life is but a disease, and for this disease there is but one cure... -Unknown Hero

Great merciful crap! -Homer Simpson

Thank you! When the world is mine, your death will be quick and painless. -Stewy from Family Guy

We French don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent! -Old woman from History of the World (part 1)

And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches -Douglas Adams, writer of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

I may be fat but you're ugly! I can lose weight!. -DH-Avenger

Oh look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happyland who lives in a sugar-plumb house on lollipop laaaaane. Oh by the way I was being sarcastic. -Homer Simpson

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. -Ozzy

If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. -Red Green from the Red Green Show

Life is a gift, death is a promise. -Kalla

You are what you is -Frank Zappa

Money, so they say is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're giving none away -Pink Floyd

640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein

I'll moider da bum. -Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. -Oscar Wilde

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -Thomas Alva Edison

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -Isaac Asimov

Love is an angel disguised as lust. -10,000 Maniacs "Because the Night"

They're sharing a drink they call lonliness, but it's better than drinking alone. -Billy Joel "The Piano Man"

Soy Una Nube (spanish for "I am a cloud") -Magers

Sometimes you need to close your eyes to see things the way they really are... -Unknown Hero

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while, I was a suspect. -Stephen Wright