Are you tired of your teeth being yellow? Have you tried everything to make them whiter? Well, here's one thing you haven't tried. CLOROX. Yes, CLOROX, the best thing ever made for whitening your teeth! CLOROX is made of all sorts of yummy chemicals, most of which are environmentally safe. It's guarenteed to make your teeth bleach white or your money back! And as if that weren't enough to convince you, think of how white it makes your clothes. Now, think about what it can do for your teeth! CLOROX is the only liquid made today for brushing your teeth, so go buy some CLOROX today!
CLOROX includes a high number of side effects including:
Loss of taste buds
Inability to swallow
Loss of brain
and, Death
Most of which only take place in men and women ages 1 month through 9,000 years. Do not use CLOROX as toothpaste if you are nursing, pregnant, alive, dead, married, single, physically active or planning to live to a nice old age. Please don't bother asking your docter if it is right for you, because we all know what the outcome of that would be.
