AHA! You have wandered into my deranged little deranged world. Welcome!! Muahahahahaha....
FANGIRLS!!!!!!! (that's what the little blue smear says)
There is no word in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to describe how deeply this site is under construction.  Been scrapped once already! Woot!


You may or may not have noticed, but I have not been updating.  You know why?  Because we have A new, improved, 100% (or80%, anyway) Snazzy HAPPY RING!

This site shall henceforth be ignored.

So if you want more Happy Ring goodness, go to:

As you may (or may not, I dunno) notice, this counter has 7 didgets.  WOOT!!!

Oh, shut up.  I'm hopeful, okay???

Ha.  I bet all of you went back to count the didgets,  and then discovered that I LIED!!!  Yes, there are actually 8 didgets!  Muahahaha!
You just MIGHT be a fan if...
Ooh, look!  A disclaimer!  A real true disclaimer!  And here it is:  I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!  Believe me, If I owned Lord of the Rings, you'd know.  Oh yes... You'd know.....  *evil laughter*  I don't own the picture either.  I THINK I got that at the LOTR caption page.
My account at Fanfiction.net.  Read other stuff by me that's not here!  (Yet.)
FANFICS!!!!! I have one that you can read some of already, most you can't.  In fact, in only  one you can.  But it has several chapters!  (Of course, they're very short chapters, but too bad.)
I'm sorry, Isilme- I had to add the smile.  If you want me to, I will take out the smiley, but this is HAPPY Ring, remember?  This photo was altered, folks!
Other nifty sites!!!!!
Banners! want to link to me? Now you can!
About MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Awards I've won!!!  (I've won awards, can you believe it??  No?  Well, too bad...)
Claims that I've claimed! :)
Lord of the Rings in 60 seconds- this is hilarious!  You must have quicktime to hear it, but it's definitely worth your while... Quicktimeless? Go HERE!
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