Winner
"And then there was this time, when Merry was really drunk, you see. He and Rosie went back to the barn and..."
*SMACK!*
Merry: "Shut UP Pippin!"
~Jessa
Runner-up
Pippin: And this is my war face.............hissssssss...
Merry: And you really need to work on it.
~Enedoriel
"We go this way Merry, the Mr. Apple says Mordor is THIS way!"
~Nimras
Runner Up:
Frodo: Pippin, what the heck are you doing?
Pippin: hey...whoah, guys I can't see!!! What did you put in this apple? I'm going blind!!!
Frodo: For heaven's sakes pip, open your eyes! ((sigh))
~Sheranne