Royal Rumble (Red and white pyros go off as the camera pan around the arena, ctaching clips of signs that read, "When was Maven eliminated?" "HOLLYWOOD RUMBLE=RATINGS" & "WHAT" until the camera zooms in on the announcers)
Tommy: Welcome to the first PPV of 2002, the Royal Rumble. Tommy Robinson along with Brian Higgins once again, and Brian, the Royal Rumble is so unpredictable that it'd be hard to pick a winner in each.
Brian: Damn straight. In Advanced you got The Cat, Spike Jenkins, Shane Montez, and a whole slew of others, while in Juniors you've got Lance Ausstin, Carnage, R-Dog, and many others. This damn better be a great Rumble.
(Purple Pills by D12 plays signalling Dark Scorpions entrance)
Dark Scorpion: 1 Week ago, I was on top of the Rebellion mountain. But since that time I have gotten nothing but complete and utter Bullshit from all the crackheads in the locker room. The list goes on with them and their snooty ass remarks. So here me out. I have been considering what this title ment to me, and after some deliberation, i have decided to forfeit the championship tonight!
(DS throws championship to the mat, an eruption of boos)
Dark Scorpion: So, tonight, instead of me facing the winner of the Royal Rumble match......I will also be competing in it, to prove to the world that I DO deserve this championship. I'll walk into this ring tonight, toss every one of their asses out of the ring and reclaim the world championship. So in a few hours, expect me, Dark Scorpion, to once again be the Rebellion World Champ.
(DS leaves the belt in the middle of the ring to a heel reaction)
Tommy: Wow. Well now DS is gonna be in the Advanced Rumble, and that's gotta be a bit frsutrating for some in the locker room, as Dark Scorpion is one tough competitor.
Brian: Well he's my pick to win the Advanced Rumble and win it all.
Tommy: I'm putting my money on The Cat, who has been hot ever since joining Rebellion. However, the Junior Rumble is up next. Brian, any picks?
Brian: Um, I'll go with Pins. He deserves a big push!!
Tommy: Well I personally think Carnage might eventually break through to get the Junior Title, but the match is about to begin so let's get to the action!!
Junior Main Event Brian: Italian Stallion? Who the fuck is that?
Tommy: I don't know but this is his debut and he just won the Junior Title. A good rookie display also by Crippler 2K2.
Brian: Wha thappened to all the favorites though? Most of them fell short, especially Alex Hart.
Tommy: Well I'm sure Alex can recover from this bad display and have a fine showing next week.
Tommy: We have word that Stacey is standing backstage with DoSe who has an announcement regarding tonight's Advanced Royal Rumble match.
(Camera cuts back to Stacey who is standing with DoSe who has the World title in his hands.)
Stacey: Hello Dose. If you don't mind, why do you have the World title?
DoSe: Well Stacy, I'm glad you asked, since you obviously weren't watching what happened in the ring earlier, you retard. Dark Scorpion came to me earlier and he said he didn't feel right how he was awarded the World Title just because Seth retired, he wants to earn it.
Stacey: What does that have to do with tonight's match?
DoSe: Don't you watch anythign that happens on the monitors? Anyway, instead of the Advanced Royal Rumble being for #1 contender, it will be for the World Title.
(Suddenly Kid Kronic runs into the interview area and hits DoSe with a baseball bat. He then proceeds to hit DoSe repeatedly in the ribs with the bat.)
Stacey: Kronic! What has gotten into you!
(Kronic looks at Stacy and pushes her away with one hand. He then picks up DoSe and slams him into the wall.)
Kid Kronic: Come on DoSe! I thought you were said you were supposed to be World Champion material while you were wrestling!
(DoSe attempts to get up from his hands and knees and Kronic lays a hard kick into his face breaking his nose and sending him onto his back.)
Kid Kronic: Now you can't even put up a fight against me! You have me attacked with a baseball bat, like this one right here.
(Kronic hits DoSe again in the stomach with the baseball bat.)
Kid Kronic: Come on! Get up you piece of white trash!
(DoSe starts to get up using the wall to brace himself. He charges Kronic but Kronic sidesteps and smacks the bat across DoSe's right knee)
Kid Kronic: To think me and you use to be on the same level to put on one of the best feuds Rebellion has ever seen, and now you lay here a bloody mess and writhing in pain.
(Kronic swings the bat down at DoSe's face but DoSe is able to get up his forearm up in time. He immediately grabs his arm with the other hand after the hit. Kronic then throws down the bat and walks away. Cruncher then runs and checls on DoSe)
Cruncher: Damnit, Kronic!! You ain't Co-Commish anymore! Security, find Kronic and escort him out of the building. Somethign call a damn ambulance!!
(Camera cuts back to ringside)
Tommy: I can't believe what we have just seen. Kronic has lost it. Paramedics rushing to attend to DoSe but we have to get ready to start this Rumble match, which now will be for the World Title.
Advanced Main Event Brian: Kevin Mewes!?! What the fuck is this!?! Why do people I've never heard of win the major titles?
Tommy: Well actually I've heard Mewes has been in Rebellion before, under a different name, but that will ahev to wait. Folks, we have to go. For Brian Higgins, this is Tommy Robertson, saying so long, and see you at No Way Out!!
(Camera fades out showing Kevin Mewes being handed the World Title.)
Fleet Center in Boston, MA
34,645 Tickets Sold-SOLD OUT
Junior Title Royal Rumble
Order of Elimination
Brandon "Too Smooth" Houston (0.75/10)
"The Real Deal" BlakJak H Strife (1/10)
Mike Dunnan (2/10)
Alex Hart (3.75/10)
Drunken Zelot (4.25/10)+TB
"Dapper" Dave Fournier (4/10)
"Supreme" Scott Martin (4/10)
Paul Hazard (5/10)
"OffBeat Shenanigan" EX (5/10)+TB
Kryptic Tiger (5/10)+TB
Spoonacious (6/10)
IKYAB (6.75/10)+TB
Pins (6.75/10)+TB
Lance Ausstin (6.75/10)+TB
Viper (7/10)+TB
Mr. Thursday Night (7/10)+TB
"The Comeback Kid" Carnage (8.5/10)+TB
"Kool" Keith Laughlin (9/10)
R-Dog (9.25/10)+TB
Crippler 2K2 (10/10)
Winner: Italian Stallion (10/10)+TB
World Title Royal Rumble
Order of Elimination
Sublime (2.7/10)
"Tokin" Tyler Montez (6/10)
Dark Scorpion (6/10)
Zanyon (6/10)+TB
"The Virtuoso" Kooch Michaels (7/10)
"Lone Wolf" Bill Davies (8/10)
Veesh Man (8/10)
King Midas (8/10)+TB
Shot Caller (8/10)+TB
Kid Tornado (8/10)+TB
The Cat (8/10)+TB
"The Sensational Shooter" Shane Montez (8/10)+TB
Winner: "The Unpredictable" Kevin Mewes (9/10)+TB