9. Meeting people who you've never met before in your entire life but somehow they know your name, address, so on, and having to pretend to know them.
8. Realising you have to say the name of the person you didn't know their name.
7. Being dumped by a *really* beautiful fit girlfriend and wallowing in your sorrow. Then finding out she had a little suprise in the form of a tackle between the legs. Then realising you was really dating a guy. Then realising how upset you were when he/she dumped you. Gives a new meaning to being shafted.
6. Falling out of a window. Believe me, it hurts.
5. Running out of funny ideas to put into these top ten things.
4. Meeting your ex. Its akward and wierd. What do you say? Nothing? Something? Is there something around that she could throw at you?
3. Meeting your ex. With her family. Of which you slept with her sister. Which brings you to the point of how she became your ex.
2. Being a victim of a crime. And the police arrest you. Becuase they are fucking annoying.
1. Having your girlfriend saying "I love you" in the middle of sex, before you finished. I mean, what do you do? Carry on and ignore her till you've 'finished'?
How unlucky can you be? I feel for you.
