Burninated!

This is a burn I recieved by being an idiot.  See, I got on the back of a motorcycle wearing shorts.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.  All it took was two seconds - I swung my leg over the bike, started to sit down, and BURN!  I knew better, I knew I should have worn jeans, but still I was stupid. Lesson learned.  Look at the weird mark it left behind.  Don't try this at home, kids.  This was not done on purpose, it's just how it turned out.

And now, for the close up:

So, yes, now I have a crude image of Mickey Mouse on my leg.  Be careful, Kids!  Or you'll end up like goofy Red, with a nasty burn!  M-I-C-K-E-Y, blah blah blah blah blah. Goddamn rat. (Just joking.  I loved Mickey when I was a kid.) By the way, the camera adds more than ten pounds, my leg is not really that fat.  Ok, yeah, I have gained a bit of weight, but not that much!  Damn.

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