She Sells
Hear that song on the radio
The one stuck in your head
It's designed to seize your mind
Your gonna sing it till you are dead
It isn't by your favorite band
It's by a girl you'll never know
But the next time you go shopping
She'll tell you where to go, 'cause

She sells
Condos by the seashore
She sells
Machines to wax the kitchen floor
She sells
To get a slice of that 'Big Pie'
But in the end she sells her soul
Because she knows thats what they want to buy

She gave up chasing that hit single
Why should she try so hard
When she can write a catching jingle
and buy a house with a big back yard?
The suits fill up her fan club
The boardroom is her gig
Her music plays ten times a day
She must be really big!

She sells
Condos by the seashore
She sells
The item you've been looking for
She sells
To get a slice of the 'Big Pie'
But in the end she sells her soul
Because she knows that what they want to buy

Then she finds herseld forgettin'
Why she started in the firstplace
Afternoons at the piano
On daddy's knee
First a G, now an E
That's the way, baby!

Now it's contracts
And royalties
And thirty second spots
Don't make 'em cry
Just make 'em buy
And make 'em buy a lot!

She sells
Condo's by the seashore
She sells
Ointment for that open sore
She sells
To get a slice of the 'Big Pie'
But she don't wanna sell herself
So it's time to say, "Goodbye!"
She sells
Mint-flavored air pollution
She sells
Advanced internet solutions
She sells
She sells
She sells
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