Summer 2002 Stories
Wondrous Women of not the SUMS
Whelp, Here’s your Syllabus for the next 8 weeks
Schiele 2 makes his grand appearance
The doubles of EVERY Person we know(such as O’Dwyer and Alan Ruck)
Nathan and Me in Chinese: The Chinese Connection
Where art thou Sergio?
The many issues of the Beat
Sparky’s Swim Camp: The Art Story
Our gang has formed:
Brian(Roach Killa)- A Midnight Acquaintance of Victory
Nathan(Yipes)-Hung like a Zebra(The ONLY sugar gum)
Mike(Leader)-Whats a Douglas?
Sergio(Chaco lette, Alci, Whitey…)-The stories continue
Art(#3)- The love he could not have
Miguel(Captain Planet, later revoked)-Gonna bring our homework up from 0
A lesbian of a thousand faces: Sergio’s revelation
The infamous catch phrases(some don’t need words)©
a) WWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
b) In Yoda tense “Hmmh”
c) Also in Yoda tense “Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads
to SUFFERING!!”
d) OOOOO YEAHH chda ch hahhh
e) WHAATTT!!(In Conrado Form) not to be confused with
f) What?(Sergio Form)
How about that?(Jeremy Form)
Bring fist to mouth, and rhythmically push into and away from lips, while simultaneously placing tongue to cheek to cause bulging for ultimate affect turn left with puzzled look
The poke and peek
Sergio’s mass desire: Guitar chick we explore
The fat nasty chick, always remember this, shes no good
The twin me from Bridge program(yet to proven)
The Crow 1:The crow and I
The Crow 2:The crow and Michael
The view to our demise: A tragic tale of misleadings and heartbreak
The Phone call: Brian’s Tragedy
Goku pops his own cherry
The race for the 200
The many faces of Habib
Some sort of Third Face
Miguel’s power bomb of the hallway
Phil and Pedro’s almighty stench
Big and Tall’s crazy adventures
The death and rebirth of Big and Tall
Lee’s barber shop open for business
Lee and Phil’s midnight parties
Nathan uses the water bottle, the wrong way
Mangar grinds on the black dude
Mangar kicks our asses
The attempt to scale the Rocky Mountains
Oh Shit!!:The Nathan Scare
The Bloody Lip: A racquetball story
The SUMS(Brian, Nathan, Omelisa, Cynthia) vs. the Three Habibs:The international battle
If it isnt Miguel, Elicia, and the trumpet
The Battle to End all Battles: Brian vs. Kevin
The shy anus: One Man’s shitless adventure
Omelisa’s Scare: The search for Stalker Habib
Go Sergio(Later renamed*Go Eric*)
Habib Tutor: Sergio’s bestest friend
The Forbidden Dance: Disaster barely averted
The many forms of Matika: The Bad, the Worse, and the just plain Nasty
Playin B-Ball outside of school, Nathan doesn’t even break a sweat
Our goals and dreams and behaviors: Brian’s Lecture
Backpack, Hammer, and get the hell out: One helluva trip back
Don’t just stand there, Bust a move: Nathan’s Dance
The reigning Yahoo Pool champions
The continuing search for the PH identity
Shawn’s 100 pushups also known as his 4 pushups
The broken chair incident: The chair trap succeeds yet fails
“What Sign”: One girls nonstop interrogation
Take it easy cheezy: Celina explains
The List: A Dorm room tale
Art’s reading material
Guess what’s hanging on your doorknob: The prank to end all pranks
Just Playin in the Rain
Russian chick says to reach for her knee: Some sort of kinky thing
A late night tumble with The Godfather
Que Locos?
Just sittin’ around talkin about the Big J
Frank Sinatra and Phil Zoolander pull a Thunder from Down Under
The Happy Party Continues afterwards with stories from shot caller
Mind Games: Who’s playin Who?
Peek and Poke: At the Rec
Peek and PokeII: And we’re barbecueing
Just Singing to our lady’s
The Battle for One Man: Crew vs. Crew, Gang vs. Gang
Antonio: A story all of his own
Guys vs. Gals: A Water Adventure
Nathan and Brian go down the dark corridor
Best Picture Ever: Sergio “Im a Dork”
Dance #2: An unsuccessful breakaway
The Sleep Talkings of Brian
The List 2: Updated and Redefined
Attacked by the Enemy: Where’s my Wingman?
Enemy in the Perimeter: The Danger of pool
“No es mi esposa”: Omelisa’s interrogation
Jesus Carillo: A haircut to remember
Goin to Phily B’s: The Roman, Brian, and Begoje conversation
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!!!
Miguel’s Failure a.k.a. Daniel’s Triumph
Sergio’s funny of the week
How the hell do you bowl 10 games in one day?
Hot young bowler chick, Ugly old bowler dude
Schiele miscounts and adds points to everybody’s test except Brian’s
Nathan’s secret admirer: The 100 Streak
Nathan gets caught in mid-action
The morning disappearance of Miguel and Sergio
The Johnson Family: Sergio’s odd tales of disease and paranoia
Sergio’s need for chocolate: A lesson never to be learned
“I can eat Pizza Hut forever,”…. 3 weeks later…. “I can’t eat anymore of this crap”
The many faces of GM: Search for the name ‘Wimpy’
The Best Day in Lab: The obliteration of Jules’ pinball high score
Gizmo and her crazy stories as a gangster
Dooshhhh: An expression of frustration
Our final meeting: Interlude and the whole shabang of pictures
Closing Ceremony: The speech heard round the world
Fatal Attraction: A Life or Death situation
Pictures: One of these is not like the Other
The Encounter: Nathan begins my demise