| There once was a story, About the biggest Jackass named Vinnie. He was born on a cold winter night. The uglyest baby that I ever did see. |
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| He had Surgey to get rid of his noodle, And now he is proud to be one of a kind. But Vinnie will go down in history, Of being the first Woman to wrestle in VVW |
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| He wanted to be a fireman, Like his old hero Caption Retardo. But after that day with the Boy Scouts, He hated everyone that had a noodle. |
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| He is so dumb he says he is the Soul Reaver,but he hasn't even taken a soul he is so dumb he fell off a bridge. He is so dumb, he tried to kick me and fell flat on his face. |
| But Jose has a lot of things to look forward to. He'll look forward to being the best man in Mariahgay and Terrorgirl's wedding. He'll also look forward to the Magnificent kicking his ass at MBW's Final Blow |
| Now this is a story about an even bigger Jackass named Jose When he was born, he was very dumb, He once thought that Johnny was his mother. |
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| But Maybe Mariahco was the happiest of them all. Because he found a fellow ICP fan, that can meet his needs. Wraith and Mariahco had little kids. However, it is to bad that they all got Mariahco's looks. And Mariahco and Wraith lived happily ever after. Oh, and I forgot about somebody's Christmas wish. The Camera Man's wish didn't come true. He didn't get Wraith all to himself. Sorry Camera Man maybe you can join their Royal Rumble next time. And this ends the Christmas Story. |
| The Great Pooganus got a little carried away with the beer. He was so drunk that he actually asked the Arbian Ref. to dance. Mariahco was on a row that day because even with the recent divorce with Vinnie, he still got hit on by four guys. Even Johnny wanted Mariahco all to hiself. However, Mariahco didn't want Johnny as bad as Johnny wanted Mariahco. But don't worry Johnny found Major Foner underneath the missiletoe. And you don't want to know what happened next. |
| This is the story of the MBW Christmas Party. Everyone had a great ime. Everyone got the presents that they always wanted. Queso got his Christmas wishbecause he dressed up like Santa and everyone got to sit on his lap. Even Santa's little helper was happy to sit on his lap. Michael the Magnificent got what he wanted also, another Gamecube with Metroid Prime. |
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