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             Things That People I Know Have Said
             
During The 2004-2005 School Year  
                       
             people really are special
What comes between sexual assault and penetration?
                                              -Jess Ann

Well, my mouth was preoccupied- I mean my mind!
                                               -Erica

Casey found blood on his shirt, are you bleeding?
                                              -Me

Amanda: I trust you Matt.
Josh: How does that make you feel?
Matt N.: Horny.

Why were you guys worried? The stairs would have broke her fall.
                                            -Matt N.

Jess Ann: He was sitting on the back.
Me: It's round, there is no back.

Oh my god! A belt and a sex toy all in one!
                                            -Matt N.  
(although I think you'll find that that applies to most belts)

I won't look! Oh hey, they're black, good color.
                                            -Matt N.

. . . . .How do you put your curtains back up?
                                            -Matt N.

Who's touching me? Besides him.
                                            -Amanda

See, I think pancakes.
                                            -Jess Ann

I can't do it, I'm laying down.
                                            -Matt N.

Yeah! - like, what part of last night?
                                            - Rawny

Matt C.:  Do you speak Japanese?
Jarret: Si!

Mister I-think-I'm-the-shit-but-I'm-really-just-a-peice-of-one.
                                             -Angela

So, for a mule, you take a horse and donkey-or is it zebras . . . ?
                                            -Joanne

Jess: . . .if the temp gets too high-
Rachel: Or too low . . .
Jess: Can't get too low, really.
Rachel: Oh, freezer, right.

Mom said "You can get naked as long as you don't rub eachother."
                                          - Anthony
                                       
Um . . . um . . . Quasimodo's bitch!
                                          - Tom during a game of Disney Charades

Wait, you're a herm?!
                                  - Jarret in response to . . . ya know what, I'm not even going to bother this time.