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What comes between sexual assault and penetration? -Jess Ann
Well, my mouth was preoccupied- I mean my mind! -Erica
Casey found blood on his shirt, are you bleeding? -Me
Amanda: I trust you Matt. Josh: How does that make you feel? Matt N.: Horny.
Why were you guys worried? The stairs would have broke her fall. -Matt N.
Jess Ann: He was sitting on the back. Me: It's round, there is no back.
Oh my god! A belt and a sex toy all in one! -Matt N. (although I think you'll find that that applies to most belts)
I won't look! Oh hey, they're black, good color. -Matt N.
. . . . .How do you put your curtains back up? -Matt N.
Who's touching me? Besides him. -Amanda
See, I think pancakes. -Jess Ann
I can't do it, I'm laying down. -Matt N.
Yeah! - like, what part of last night? - Rawny
Matt C.: Do you speak Japanese? Jarret: Si!
Mister I-think-I'm-the-shit-but-I'm-really-just-a-peice-of-one. -Angela
So, for a mule, you take a horse and donkey-or is it zebras . . . ? -Joanne
Jess: . . .if the temp gets too high- Rachel: Or too low . . . Jess: Can't get too low, really. Rachel: Oh, freezer, right.
Mom said "You can get naked as long as you don't rub eachother." - Anthony Um . . . um . . . Quasimodo's bitch! - Tom during a game of Disney Charades
Wait, you're a herm?! - Jarret in response to . . . ya know what, I'm not even going to bother this time. |
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