| The Joelle and Jo report (for all our many loyal fans) Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the very first internet edition of the report some of you may have grown to love. Usually delivered to your inbox, you can get updates on the web site of the 'highly acclaimed' Parody's web site. Now everyone can share the amazing humour of these sexy, talented, gorgeous, intelectual duo! <applause may now end> |
| So who exactly are Joelle and Jo? well, although famous within their own little cyber-world, not many people have come face to face with the pair.... Fact File Name: Joelle Eloise Sex On Legs Green Age: I'm only little (15........16 in August!) Fave band: Sixpence none the richer/ Chili Peppers/letters to cleo/greenday Fave site: www.amused.com..the site for the easily amused! Pets: "The Smells" (bessie and paddy, the most smelly dogs on the planet) and also two cuddly meerschweinchen Siblings: Ellie... moose I'd like to say: Hey its not easy being a princess!?! |
| Name: Joey **** Moose Fletcher Age: 16 Fave band: Stereophonics/ Chili peppers/ Green day Fave site: www.freshtabs.com Pets: 2 Miaow's, Mango and Minna and 10 Chickerooo's! Sibblings: "The Bitch" I'd like to say: baa baa moose have you any wool? one pint or two? |
| Joke of the Week (Joelle clears the throat and a innocent look spreads across her face) " This blind man went into his local newsagents and threw his dog over the counter. The newsagent said "what did you do that for?" and the blind man answered "I was trying to look at the naked ladies." (Joelle then collapses onto the floor and rolls around in hysterics) Don't worry- you're not meant to get the joke... no one ever does |
| Phrase of the week " Woof said the duck, Oink said the Goat, Neigh! said the horse, with a frog in it's throat. Word of the... century?! MOOSE o'course! , or nerf if you fancy being killed The death List People Jo and Joelle wish horrid nasty deaths upon... "HEY wait minute" (Joelle) "I never wish anything nasty on anyone cos I'm such a good little angel... you know, I'm predicted A* in all my GCSEs and I want to be head girl." <The world groans.> "Just put Maggie thatcher down for me" The Death List: Maggie Thatcher, Janet Jackson (then maybe we'll get some attention from the boys) and Sadman whosapain. |
| Fortune Telling We, clever clairvoyants predict that 1) parody will get a number 1 hit in 2 years 2) Joelle and Tim will elope.... after Tim and Jo have got married in californication.....in Bikini's.. that includes you Timothy! 3) Serious embarassment will be had at the rock concert on Friday 4) Chrid the manager will be the next to dye his hair blonde!!!!!!! |
| Song of the Week 'Mr Writer' By the stereophonics.... It takes a few listens but then it's superdoopercool! Tip of the Week Being sophisticated Punk rock chicks aint easy... for maximum punkrockability simply eat Cheeze and go on a strict diet of saying Moose as many times as possible in every sentence, and just what was a piggy doing with a house of straw??? |
| What the Sexy Moose's are contemplating at the moment.... Jo: So what's at the bottom of an inbox?? Joelle: If cows could dance, would they?? Jo: If the secret service is secret... how come I know about it?? Joelle: Where are all the porn stars in the daytime?? |