| Spoil Sports I Wanna Smack | ||||||||||||||
| DISCLAIMER: I don't really wanna kill them, but it doesn't mean that I still hafta enjoy them. This is just for pure entertainment | ||||||||||||||
| inspired by Sons of Sam Horn's "Lead Pipe List", here's my list of players/announcers/owners/etc. I'd like to lay the smackdown on | ||||||||||||||
| 1) Joe West-umpire that blew the call on Brandon Lyon's strikeout against Jorge Posada in a late May game and ended up walking in the winning run. Since then, Brandon hasn't been the same 2) Larry(?) Poncino-another umpire that blew a call. Called a foul ball a fair ball in the O's/Red Sox game. IT WAS FOUL! Jason Varitek ended up getting ejected....so did Derek Lowe(long story) 3) The whole Yankee squad-a bunch of money grubbing sellouts. To quote Bill Lee "The Yankees are a study in human frailty" 4) George Steinbrenner-I believe Tony LaRussa said it best when he said "How can you tell when Steinbrenner is lying? When his lips are moving" |
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| 5) Ramon Hernandez- First off he ended up hitting a three-run blast to give the Red Sox a 3-2 loss. Second off, he is NOT better than Jason Varitek. Him making the All Star Team over Tek is just a crime beyond crimes 6) Tim McCarver- Certified Yankee humper and liscensed moron. Bill Simmons, the Sports Guy, said it best when he said "I wonder if Tim McCarver comes to work with his Yankees T-shirt on" 7) Juan Pierre- Fuck you and your fielding.....and your manager should be shot too. Stop your bitching and take the loss! 8) The Orioles squad- They're playing like psychotic ex-girlfriends whom wanna make any potential mates for their ex-man suffer 9) Terrence Long- I still can't get over his robbing of Manny's supposed game winning HR last season.....F-U buddy 10) Shea Hillenbrand- As much of a Shea fan as I was, he won't let go the fact he was traded to Arizona. He's being a complete and udder bitch. LET IT GO SHEA!!! You're losing fans....and you're not the next Jeff Bagwell, buddy.....crybaby 11) Rick Sutcliffe- I could barely listen to Sunday Night Baseball game with the Red Sox vs the Yankees. He kept dry humping the Yankees. If him and Tim McCarver were teaming together to announce the game----I'd seriously have to kill somebody |
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| Grrrrr.......take me back! | ||||||||||||||