Black: Successfully done.
Red: Given up on.
98. Maybe flowers?
99. Lose 10 pounds.
100. Learn how to do my makeup so I DON'T look like Acacia.
101. Take Tammy shopping for slut clothing.
102. Get myself more slut clothing.
103. Stop drinking Soda Pop.
104. Return all the things around my room that aren't mine. Including all movies.
105. Get a new stereo.
106. Perhaps one with bass.
107. Thus repaying my brother for tormenting me with HIS bass.
108. Find my Evanecance Cd... I know its somewhere in my room. I just can't find it.
109. Castrate someone.
110. FINALLY get around to going for a bike ride.
111. Stop having fights with my mom at 11 o'clock at night.
112. In the middle of one of these fights, be the bigger person and stop it saying "We are both tired, lets continue this another time."
113. Read more often.
114. Learn how to take pictures. I seem to get shots of stupid things that don't matter.
115. Find Robert and Mike and get that GODDAMNED PICTURE WITH THEM!
116. *cough* Without using force.
117. Get around to getting drunk and going...well... oh damn just get shit-faced.
118. Stop quoting "Robin Williams Live on Broadway".
119. "Hold the bowl higher! Use your hands!" DAMNIT!
120. Use my Henna kits properly.
121. Stop being obsessed with "Outback Jack".
122. Stop being obsessed with Jack. (WhAt?!?!?! He's HOT!)
123. Stop giggling madly when I see the number 69 in anything.
124. Stop being a push over at work.
*Pause*
<Begin Though>
Okay while I saying all these things I need to change about myself I realized that would be changing who I am. And isn't one of my goals "Become my own person"??? Huh, lifes ironic that way.
<End Thought>
125. Realize I'm never going to do all the things on my life goals, but they are funny anyway.
126. This is also why I'm ignoring thought. See above.
127. Get to know my dad. Make him come on Father-Daughter nights where I actually get him to talk to me.
128. Convince myself that number 127 WILL happen whether he's drunk or not.
129. Raise my whore payment to $1.50. WHOO HOO!
130. Achieve something great in my life. Even if its just giving someone forgiveness they don't deserve.
131. Realize the senselessness in "Strapless, Backless Bra's".
132. Join the Mile-High Club.
133. Buy a new Jean jacket.
134. Get permission from my parents to get my naval pierced before doing it.
135. But at the same time do it as an act of rebellion.
136. Get fake nails.
137. Find out if the knome in the poster is smoking pot or tobacco.
138. Get a tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday.
139. Learn self control while shopping.
140. GET NAVEL PIERCED!
141. Take good care of navel piercing so it doesn't get invected.
142. Pass all courses in grade 11.
143. Get another thong to put on my wall, but this time it has to be like the pair of boxers.
144. Star in a movie.
145. Star in a movie opposite Hugh Jackman.
146. Stop talking about my bra while I'm at Brianne's house.
147. See if I can get Brianne's mom to give me the sex talk yet AGAIN!
148. Stop being so corny.