2) There is not such thing as a "Brad".
3) If there is, he's gay.
4) I can live without them.
5) At some point they always break your heart.
6) Boys are mentally retarted.
7) In the future, women will throw all men on the moon.
8) Being single gives me the freedom to howler at guys on the street.
9) I can now watch all the chick flicks I want.
10) It's fun to flirt.
11) I don't have to wait by the phone anymore.
12)I can yell at the T.V. couples "He doesn't love you! It's a lack of options!"
13) Boys are mentally retarted.
14) Boys think they are god until age 30.
15) Then they realize god is a woman.
16) I can still believe in true love.
17) Boys like one-night stands anyway.
18) I will have to do all the cleaning, fixing, cooking, planning, and working, so it will be done right.
19) One less person I have to kill by castration.
20) Boys are mentally retarted.