How To Bag Yourself A COOL GUY!!!!

Now we've all seen things such as "HOW TO GET A WESTLIFE LAD" in classy mags but ever wondered how you would bag one of these cool guys?!? Well wonder no more as this is how you should go about it....

Impressive pick-up lines

"Hi! I make more money than you can spend." "I hope you know CPR cos you take my breath away!" *Drive around like a car and make screeching noises then say* "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well...where are you headed?" "Excuse me i think i dropped something.....MY JAW" "Are you religious? Good cos i'm the answer to your prayers" "Excuse me i'm looking for my friend....would you like to be my friend?" "Stop, drop and roll baby cos you're on fire" (although this might not work as Reel are such cool guys.) "When i first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away *on a journey so far* because the sight of you stopped my heart" "i'm having a party in my mouth...wanna cum?!"

Now it's not just us cool gals that wanna impress those cool guys! Those cool guys wanna impress us too y'know! And heres how they may go about it.....

"I didn't know angels could fly so low" *Presuming you're in Reel's hotel* "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" "Please have dinner with me, i'm a very lonely man" "Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?" "Do you want cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?" "I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman" "Hi, are you legal?" "Hi, you'll do" "Hi, are you here to look for a nice man or will i do?" "Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen" "Would you like to be my love buffet so i can lay you on a table and take what I want?" "if i was to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as to this question?" (actually scrap that one, only Pippy would be bright enough not to confuse himself when saying that.)