Macho Nacho

All I'd like to say that the macho nacho was a terrible experience and I will never take up any food challenge again. Let's go over just how bad the macho nacho was.

  • pee in my pants...in public
  • eat 5 lbs. of playdough
  • eat a can of cat food (or 6)
  • swim across Orman Dam
  • breath like Darth Vader for the rest of my life
  • eat a block of butter
  • eat a cow brain
  • have a tail
  • drink bubble bath
  • take an E&M test
  • not shower for a week
  • learn an NSync dance
  • greet everyone I meet with "HELLO BIG DOG"
  • jump the buzzing electric fence to get to the wind mills
  • be locked in a closet for 3 days and just eat pancakes that are slipped under the door to me
  • run a mile
  • drink the water out of a water bottle that was left in room 0275 for a week
  • sleep on concrete for a week with no pillow
  • pick a fight with an old lady
  • get a black eye
  • wear the same underpants for a week
  • eat an entire pizze...Done.

    ON TO THE PICTURES!
    The first picture of the nachos looking so good.
    I was doing so good after a half hour.
    Nicki's dad was doing better though.
    Way to go Nicki!
    Mmm so hungry after the long fast.
    Alli's not looking too good at her half hour mark.
    Another half hour later. You wouldn't even guess that I was trying to eat this thing.
    MIA
    The look of determination.
    I call this, Operation I Hate Sour Cream, OIHSC for short. See how I conveniently spread it all over the sides of my plate so I wouldn't have to eat it?
    Malory was first in the women's division! Awesome!
    Here's Nicki's final bite...notice the rolaids in the bottom. Too bad we still got sick.