"I think this band is gonna be a kickass opportunity for all of us. I have this dream I don't tell many people about, but that's to own a seadoo. And I'm gonna get one too, cuz I plan on making a buttload of money with this thing!" =Chad
"How much is a buttload?" =Doug
"1000 dollars. I base that on the fact that one time I stuck 5 dollars up my butt, and not to brag or nothing, but I think I can stick way more up there...WAY more, EASY!" =Chad
"Think now the name of the band can either make, or break you." =Bob
"How about Matchbox 20?" =Chad
"No there's already a Matchbox 20." =Jerry
"Matchbox 30!" =Chad
"Chad." =Doug
"Ok, something else with 30!" =Chad
"You know what are we about?" =Doug
"Superstardom! Good times!" =Bob
"Just this van and driving. Driving!" =Chad
"Yeah we'll call ourselves Driving." =Doug
"Driving 30!" =Chad
"Listen, I don't know about you guys but when I think about where I wanna go, where I really wanna be, I think about singing." =Jerry
"Yeah, hanging out together." =Doug
"Together! That's it! That's what we'll call ourselves Together, but we won't spell T-O-G-E-T-H-E-R. We'll spell it with a numeral 2 and then gether!" =Bob
"Guys that idea is stupid, if there's gonna be 5 guys, it should be 5gether!" =Chad
"No 2gether! 2gether that's our name!.." =Bob
"I don't know about you guys but I'm calling myself something different." =Chad
"I don't think Mr Buss is using all my abilities, ya know? I could save alot of money, like this one I worked out the other day *starts imitating light sabor noises*".= Chad
"Everyone's talking about QT's problems but I was trapped in that fat guy suit, litterally sufficating to death. And while I was rolling around on the ground I was still trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible." =Chad
Chad Linus: That retainer fit my mouth perfectly; like it was made for me.
Doug Linus: It WAS made for you.
Chad Linus: Well, actually, it was made for my friend Chris, but he never used it, so I was like "Hey, free retainer".
Her name is lisa and she likes ice cream, but she doesn't LOVE ice cream, but I'll be honest if you put magic shell on it, she'll eat it. Chad
"20,000 people at one concert and I'm gonna throw up on all of them." Chad
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it lasts.
Willy Wonka: Is it my soul that calls me by my name?
Willy Wonka: For some moments in life there are no words.