Alice's Ending
Long: Your performace was most impressive Alice.
*Yugo walks in with unconscious Cronos tucked under his arm. Alice smiles, walks up to him, and slaps him in across the face*
Alice: Why did you drag me into this!?! We both could have been killed! *she turns away from him and a tear falls down her cheek* Besides, I found out that you've been cheating on me... with Kenji!
Long: *O_o* Oh, really!?!
Director: Cut, cut. Don't add to the script, Alice!
Yugo: Oh well, couldn't hide it forever...
Cronos: Ahhh! Then you've been cheating on me too! *slaps Yugo*
Yugo: Hey, you were supposed to be unconscious, damnit!
Alice: See!?! He hurts everyone!!!
Kenji: *walks in* Yugo, you said I was your one and only! *sobs*
Long: This is like a bad episode of Jerry Springer...
*****
Long: Your performace was most impressive Alice.
*Yugo walks in with unconscious Cronos tucked under his arm. Alice smiles, walks up to him, and slaps him in across the face*
Alice: Why did you drag me into this!?! How many men have you been sleeping with besides me! *cries*
Yugo: You're a man?
Kenji: No, she just wishes she was so she could be with you. *snuggles Yugo while Long grabs Cronos from him, winks at Kenji, and walks away with Cronos*
*****
*Yugo walks in with unconscious Cronos tucked under his arm. Alice smiles, walks up to him, and slaps him in across the face*
Alice: That's for cheating on me with Kenji! *slaps him again* And that's for cheating on me with Cronos! *gets ready to slap him again, but Kenji stops her*
Kenji: Leave him alone! He never even liked you!
Cronos: He wants me! I'm his perfect little prince!
Kenji: No, Yugo is my one true love! *punches Cronos who flies out of Yugo's arms, and they start fighting*
Yugo: Aw, come on you guys! Haven't you ever heard of sharing?
*****
Bakuryu/Kenji's Ending
(Kenji stands over a defeated Yugo and then strips.)
Yugo: *stares at him* Look who's all grown up. Nice work, Bakuryu. *Yugo holds both his thumbs up*
Kenji: Aw, that was nothin'. Just wait until we get home...
Director: Cut, cut! There's no stripping in the script!
*****
(Kenji stands over a defeated Yugo.)
Yugo: Look who's all grown up. Nice work, Bakuryu. *Yugo holds one thumb up, and then lunges at Kenji and grabs him in a headlock and gives him a noogie* Just don't forget who gets to be on top!
Director: Cut! Stick to the script!
*****
(Kenji stands over a defeated Yugo.)
Yugo: Look who's all grown up. Nice work, Bakuryu. *Yugo holds one thumb up, and then lunges at Kenji and grabs him in a headlock and gives him a noogie* Just don't forget who's boss around here!
Kenji: Oh, I won't... *starts feeling around between Yugo's legs*
Director: Ugh! I give up!
*****
Busuzima's Ending
(Busuzima stands over Stun's unconscious body.)
Busuzima: All brawn and no brains... Not enough my friend! Although I do have to admit you've got quite a lot of brawn...
Fox: *runs in* Busu-kun! How could you!?!
Busuzima: Aw, Foxy! You know I'd take beautiful you over that oaf any day! *they hug and start kissing*
Director: Cut! Someone get Fox out of here!
*****
(Busuzima stands over Stun's unconscious body.)
Busuzima: All brawn and no brains... Not enough my friend! The fruits of these experiments are all mine! And soon Cronos will be too, Muwahahaha!
Director: *-.-000* That is not in the script!
All other male PF characters besides Busu and Cronos: You can't have Cronos, he's mine!
Fox: Busu-kun, what about me? *pouts*
Busuzima: Oh yeah, and you too...
*****
Busuzima: The fruits of these experiments are all mine! Those poor beasts have made the ultimate sacrifice... and now I will give them the ultimate pleasure, Muwahahaha!
Director: Ew... Cut!
*****
Busuzima: Those poor beasts have made the ultimate sacrifice... And that big oaf Stun... Ha! Now nothing stands in my way... of raping every good-looking Zoanthrope I desire!
Director: No adding to the script either, Busuzima!
*Fox knocks Busuzima out and drags him off*
*****
Cronos's Ending
King Orion: I have ordered that you remain celebate untill I find a nice little princess for you to marry.
Cronos: That's insane!
All other male PF charavters: NOOOOOOO!!!
Director: What ever brought that on Orion? Cut!
*****
King Orion: I have ordered a new round of experiments...
Cronos: That's insane! You'll have to do it alone! *takes out a knife and aims it for his heart*
All other male PF characters: NOOOOOOO!!!
Director: Cut, cut! That is King Orion's line! The rest of you shut up!
*****
King Orion: I have ordered a new round of experiments...
Cronos: That's insane! You'll have to do it alone! *takes out a knife and aims it for his heart*
King Orion: No!!! *knocks the knife out of his hand, all male PF characters breathe a sigh of relief*
Director: Will you people shut up!?! I'm trying to film here!
*****
Cronos: That's insane! You'll have to do it alone! *takes out a knife and aims it for his heart*
King Orion: No!!! *knocks the knife out of his hand* If humans and Zoanthropes are to live in peace, then we've all got to stop acting like a bunch of fags! *all male BR PF characters rush him and start beating him up*
Director: Ugh... not another cut!
*****
King Orion: If humans and Zoanthropes are to live in peace, the research must continue.
Cronos: Humans... Zoanthropes... in peace... What does that have to do with being gay?
*****
Gado's Ending
(Gado and King Orion sit at a table signing papers.)
King Orion: Peace for Humans and Zoanthropes will now be yours to insure. You must remember to make Zoanthropes look less gay.
Gado: But, I like men too!
Director: Cut!
*****
King Orion: Peace for Humans and Zoanthropes will now be yours to insure. You must remember, humans are not evil, they are just afraid of homosexuals.
Gado: What about bisexuals?
King Orion: Those too.
Director: *slaps himself across the forehead*
*****
King Orion: Peace for Humans and Zoanthropes will now be yours to insure. You must remember, humans are not evil, they are just afraid of your power. *Gado smiles and winks at him* And so am I...
*****
Ganesha's Ending
(Ganesha stands over a seemilngy unconscious Cronos.)
Ganesha: Sorry it had to come down to this, Cronos. *starts stripping, everyone including Cronos runs away screaming* But I could never get you if you were conscious!
*****
Ganesha: Sorry it had to come down to this, Cronos.
Cronos: Get away! I-I'm the prince of the Zoanthrope Kingdom! You can't have me! You're just my body guard!
Ganesha: And what a beautiful body I have to guard...
Cronos: Help! *all other male BR PF characters beat Ganesha to the ground and then start to argue over who gets Cronos*
*****
Ganesha: Sorry it had to come down to this, Cronos. Someday you'll... learn to love me!
Cronos: Ugh...
*****
Jenny's Ending
(Jenny and Gado face each other in a fighting ring, Jenny stands over him while he kneels on the ground, obviously in pain. Stun comes up behind her in beast form and grabs her by the neck.)
Jenny: Huh? Stun!? Gado... Help! Uhh... *Jenny blacks out and wakes up later laying halfway under Gado's unconscious body* Wh... what happened? *she sits up and pets his back affectionately* Thank you, Gado.
Gado: Mmm... Long, do that again.
Jenny: What!?! *stands up, dumping him on the ground* Ah! How dare you!?!
Shenlong: Hey, Long is mine!
Director: CUT!!!
*****
Jenny: Thank you, Gado.
Gado: Oh... Cronos!
Jenny: Ew, sick!
*****
Jenny: Thank you, Gado.
Gado: *mumbles* You're welcome, King Orion.
Jenny: *stands up and walks away* That does it! I quit!
*****
Long's Ending
(Long appears cradleing Cronos in his arms while walking down a hallway.)
Yugo: Hey, how come he gets to carry Cronos like that in his ending? I wanna carry him like that!
Xion: Yeah! Why can't I carry him in my ending too?
Director: Cut, cut! There is no dialougue in Long's ending!
*****
(Long appears cradleing Cronos in his arms while walking down a hallway.)
Xion: No fair! I want him! *grabs Cronos's hair*
Yugo: No, I want him! *grabs at Cronos's legs*
Long: Stop that! I'm taking him to the lab, to put him back in a containment tube, you guys wanna watch?
Yugo: What's that mean?
Xion: Sure...
Director: Then shut up and let me finish filming!
*****
(Long walks down the hallway carry Cronos and then sees these images in his mind: himself, morphing inot a hyper beast; Lanfa (from BR3) sick in bed; Gado, looking up at him...)
Gado: Oh, so he does like me!
Long: *-.-000*
Director: Cut!
*****
(Long sees these images in his mind: himself, morphing into a hyper beast; Lanfa (from BR3) sick in bed; Gado, looking up at him; Uriko while he was training her; himself around BR2; and Xion on his knees with his head in his hands, defeated.)
Yugo: Boooreiiiing!
Director: Ugh... at least now we can get to the next part.
*****
(Cronos floats around naked in a containment tube, all the BR PF male characters gather round to look.)
Male PF characters: Oooo, ahhhh!
Cronos: I feel so... exposed!
Director: Hey, stop that! Long's supposed to be the only one looking at him! And you're supposed to be looking up at his face, Long!
Long: Aw... must I?
Yugo: No fair! I want Long's ending!
Xion: Me too!
Gado: So do I.
Director: Cut!
*****
Shenlong's Ending
(Shenlong walks into a seemingly desserted fighting arena, looks around and then turns to leave. Long appears on top of one of the risers.)
Shenlong: Back for more, Long? Few have been able to resist a second session of my love making!
Long: You have such a terrible ego pussycat, you know that?
Director: Cut! Shen, please stick to the script!
*****
Shenlong: Back for more, Long? Few have been able to survive more than one lesson...
Long: Your confidence will betray you... I also like Cronos and Xion.
Shenlong: But... you can't like them more than me!
Director: Long, you are just as bad as he is!
Long: Now I resent that. He's the evil clone, I'm supposed to be the good one!
Director: Cut!
*****
Shenlong: Back for more, Long? Few have been able to survive more than one lesson...
Long: Your confidence will betray you.
Shenlong: We shall see, won't we! *Shenlong does a flying kick into the air at Long, but Xion grabs him and runs away* Hey! Come back here with my sex kitten!
*****
Long: Your confidence will betray you.
Shenlong: We shall see, won't we! *Shenlong jumps up on the risers, grabs Long, and runs off* Bwahahah! Long is miiiine!
*****
Shina's Ending
(Shina sits at a table with a bunch of people surrounding her.)
All the people in the room: Congratulations, Shina! Yeah! Three cheers for Shina!!! *They raise their glasses and toast to her while a drunken guy in the background puts his hand on drunken Cronos's head and tilts it back and forth. Cronos smiles.*
Xion, Yugo and Long: Hey, I wanna play with him!
Director: You three are too busy trying to get into the secret lab when this happens, now shut up!
*****
*The scene cuts to later when Shina's leaving the building, she runs into Cronos on her way out*
Cronos: Your strength is tremendous. Are you sure you're not a guy? If so you must join... *Shina grabs his neck and chokes him*
Xion, Long and Yugo: Hey! Don't hurt him!
Director: Cut!
*****
Cronos: Your strength is tremendous. You must join us in the quest to solve the great Zoanthrope mystery.
Shina: I'm sorry, Cronos. But if you ever call me a man again I'm going to kill you.
*****
Shina: I'm sorry, Cronos. I'm truly honored... NOT!!!
Xion: I would be honored.
Gado: Me too.
Long: So would I.
Yugo: I like Cronos, but I don't know about the whole experiment thing...
Director: Shina, stick to the script!
*****
Stun's Ending
(Stun stands in front of King Orion and many gun men in his beast form.)
King Orion: Get ready men! FIRE!!! *the bullets bounch of Stun's exoskeleton and he swatts the gun men away like flies* I can't believe it... *Stun picks up King Orion and throws him in Gado's lap*
Stun: There, have someone your own age and leave Cronos alone!
*****
Uriko's Ending
(Uriko stands over defeated Cronos, suddenly a huge, circular continment tube starts to tumble down on top of them.)
Uriko: No!!! *she holds her hand up and stops it from falling, then you see a silhouette of her in her grown-up human form* It's ok, Cronos. You're safe now.
All other BR PF males: Hey! I wanted to save him!
Uriko: Do you think you couldn've stopped that thing?
All other BR PF males: No.
Uriko: Then shut up!
*****
(Cronos touches Uriko's face and she reverts back to her teenage self.)
Uriko: Huh!?
Cronos: Thank you Uriko, but... I'm gay.
Uriko: *sticks her tongue out at him* I liked Kenji better anyway!
Cronos: I think he's gay too.
Uriko: Aw...
*****
Uriko: Huh!?
Cronos: Thank you Uriko. Your powers are even greater then I had imagined. Change your sexual orientation and a great destiny will await you.
Uriko: Ewww....
Director: Why can't people just recite their lines!?! Cut!
*****
Xion's Ending
(Xion knockes the pheonix to the ground unconscious and then bends down to pick Cronos up by the hair.)
Long: Do you really think more of these cruel experiments will help? *Xion pulls out a razor-sharp appendage and aims it at Long's throat, Long walks up to it until the point of it touches his skin.* Who's to stop you from ridding the ridding the entire world of cute little bishie boys like Cronos?
Xion: What!?! That's not in the script! *pulls his arm back, whips a script out from his jacket and fingers through it*
Director: Cut, cut, cut!
Long: *ignores the director* You're just upset that you can't have Cronos to yourself, so you'll destroy him so that no one can have him!
Xion: Wha...!?! I am not!
Director: I said, cut!
Long: *scoops Cronos up in his arms* Well then, I guess you don't mind if I take him home. *starts walking away*
Xion: *runs after him and grabs Cronos out of his arms* Oh no you're not! He's mine! *runs off*
Long: Damn...
Director: Cut, cut!
*****
Director: Take two!
(Xion knockes the pheonix to the ground and then bends down to pick Cronos up by the hair.)
Long: Do you really think more of these cruel experiments will help? *Xion pulls out a razor-sharp appendage and aims it at Long's throat, Long walks up to it until the point of it touches his skin.* Who's to stop you from ridding the ridding the entire world of cute little bishie boys like Cronos?
Director: Long, will you stop that!?! Cut!
Xion: *grabs Cronos* Once again Cronos is mine... Muwahahahah!
Long: I don't think so! *morphs into a tiger, slashes Xion senseless, grabs Cronos, and runs off*
*****
Long: Who's to stop you from ridding the ridding the entire world of cute little bishie boys like Cronos? *grabs him*
Xion: Hey! Give him back! I wanted to take him home! *grabs Cronos's legs*
Director: Ugh... someone wake me when it's over!
Long: No! He's mine!
Xion: I saw him first! *tugs on Cronos*
Long: I held him first! *tugs back*
Xion: I touched him first, give him back! *tugs again*
Cronos: Help! I feel like a tug-o-war rope!
Gado: *walks in* I have a solution to this. *Grabs Cronos away from both of them.* I'll take him home. *walks away*
Long and Xion:*stare after him hopelessly* That was just... wrong! *Long and Xion stare at each other.*
Long: I could take you home instead...
Xion: M-me? Sure... *Long scoops Xion and then Shenlong walks in*
Shenlong: But Loooongy, what about me?
Long: Uh... *looks back and forth between Shenlong and Xion*
Xion: Ooo, there's two of you? What say we do a threesome, ne?
Shenlong: Sounds good to me! *Shenlong grabs Long's front shirt tail and they all walk away*
Director: I'm not done filming this scene! Everyone get your @$$es back here!
*****
Long: Who's to stop you from ridding the ridding the entire world of cute little bishie boys like Cronos? *grabs him*
Xion: Why do you want him so much anyway? Don't you know he's too young for you?
Shenlong: *jumps in and grabs Cronos from Long* But not too young for me! *runs off*
Long: Oh pussycat! Come back here pussycat! *follows them*
Xion: What about me? *pouts for a few moments before Fox runs in and steals him off the set*
Director: You are all insane!
*****
Long: Who's to stop you from ridding the ridding the entire world of cute little bishie boys like Cronos? *grabs him*
Director: Not again!
Shenlong: *runs in* This time I get my littel sex kitten all to myself! *slings Long over his shoulder, Long drops Cronos.*
Xion: *grabs Long's legs* Hey! I want him too!
Cronos: What about me? *Yugo runs in and scoops him up, then Kenji comes in*
Kenji: Yugo, what are you doing!?!
Director: Cut, cut, cut! Cut the insanity!
Fox: *walks in* Did someone call the claw of insanity?
Gado: *also enters* Hey, I want a piece of the action too!
Shenlong: Orgy time! *they all start taking their clothes off and the director runs away screaming*
Xion: I want Long this time!
Cronos: No, I want him!
Yugo: Aw man... *Kenji grabs his arm and leads him away*
Shenlong: Hands off! I saw him first!
Gado: Actually I saw him first! *each one of them grabs an appendage and tugs*
Long: I may as well be drawn and quartered, HELP!!! *Shina walks in and knocks them all away from him*
Shina: Dad, how could you!?! *slings Long over her shoulder and runs off*
{Yes, I know this is supposed to be Yaoi, and it is mostly Yaoi still, but what do you expect from a Jang writter? ^_~}
Xion, Cronos, Shenlong, and Gado: Awwwww...
Gado: Well, Shenlong is almost just as good...
Xion: I want him!
Cronos: No, he's mine! *they all grab an appendage and tug*
Shenlong: Ack! G-guys, there's really enough of me to share! *they keep tugging* HELP!!!
*****
Yugo's Ending
(Cronos kneels on the ground, hands on his head, struggling to hold back his pheonix form.)
Yugo: Get up and show me what you're got, Cronos!
Cronos: Okay... *gets up and does his dainty little walk*
Director: Cut! That't not in the script!
Yugo: Great! Now do that little twirly move! *Cronos laughes and twirls around gracefully*
*****
Yugo: Get up and show me what you're got, Cronos!
Cronos: Okay... *starts stripping*
Director: AHHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Kenji: *walks on screen* Yugo! What about me!?!
Yugo: You can come and strip too. Come on guys, put on a show for me! *Kenji and Cronos glare at each other*
Kenji: I had him first!!! *morphs into a mole and sticks his claws through Cronos's stomach, Cronos changes into a pheonix and they start fighting*
Yugo: You guys just can't share me, can you?
*****
Yugo: Get up and show me what you've got, Cronos! *Gado runs in with a bunch of gunmen, but he stops them from firing* Thanks, Gado. Leave this to me!
Gado: If you say so Yugo... *grabs his butt*
Yugo: Ahhhh!
Cronos: Hey, he's mine!
Kenji: No, he's mine!
Yugo: Not again...