John
      Ponders
If rain cleanses, why does it always smell like crap or the sewer afterwards?
Why does it rain the day after I put a bucket outside to dry out?
Why do I always get sick on the weekends?
If slang for Southern California is SoCal, does this make the slang for Northern California No Cal?
Why do shopping carts dent cars? Shouldn't cars be sturdier than shopping carts? Shopping carts don't get in 65 MPH accidents (well, not usually)
Why do they put those little stickers on apples?
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