10) Under no circumstances may any person gaze upon my future wife with wandering eyes.
9) None shall fear me for I am only a geek
8) All those deemed stupid by myself or my fiancee shall be smote on sight.
7) Jedi is not a medical term it is an honorable position in life, and only I may deem one a Jedi
6) Only myself and Peter may use the force as we see fit (look out ladies)
5) Chewbacca is a wookie not an over-grown ewok
4) None shall use the term "Cool Beans" with out having ones tounge ripped from mouth.
3) In case of emergency use the exit labeled hell you will be processed much faster
2) Goddamn it, is now an acceptable reply for sneezes
1) No matter what you may say now that you have read this I own your SOUL!!!!!!!!!
