THE FOUNDING FATHERS!

There are two people who have founded all that is the institution of people who live by RENT and all it stands for. They are Adrian and Patrick. Their surnames shall be held back for fear of persecution. Contact them Here.

Here they can be seen crushing the unbelievers.

The story of how Patrick and Adrian came to worship the Holy Book of RENT is but mythology and cannot be taken in. Rumours have circulated dating back to the year 1999 stating that they saw it for a "music class excursion and never looked back." Come to think of it, this is most likely not a rumour and instead the truth. Not so interesting after all, huh?   Anyway more and more stories have been circulated and now the full truth comes out. There is another founding father. His name? David. He was forced by the unbelievers to hide himself after the show. This is not all that bad a thing, though, as at least this way he seems kinda normal whereas the rest of us are clearly nuts. Shame, really.   The other Founding Father is not so much talked of because of a government planned conspiracy over his death before s/he was publically known - not because s/he was a nerd. Well, not talked of much until now. His/her name was Nick.   Nick was a great musician and actor. Infact, Nick was a virtuoso in many instruments including piano, saxophone and trumpet. (Not many people like to admit that s/he did vocals as well). Nick's expansive resume includes being a PAU visitor, playing in the olympic marching band for the opening and closing ceromonies of the "best olympic games ever", and being part of The **** Touring Band to Italy and Vienna. Nick was a fine actor/actress in many plays including: "The Shifting Heart", where s/he was notorious for 'pleasing' the crowd by "coming out naked and bow[ing]". But Nick couldn't hold off from the fame, and kept pushing the limits - s/he sang one too many renditions of the Beetle's "Anna".   Soon his identity would be known by Russian spies and s/he was prosecuted - for "Anna", and this historic webpage. In a tragic, tragic 'mishap' of misjudged wedgies and speedy manoeuvres during the opening act of the closing ceromony of the olympics (many may recall it), s/he was unfortunatley run over by the mad tractor guy in a 'non-existant' corrider, in an array of things gone 'wrong'. Here is Nick right brfore his de

The trumpet he was playing was so 'sharp' that it pierced a hole in Rick Birch's kangaroos on bikes, so that section of the ceromony 'party' had to be hastily, yet bravely,  discarded. Channel 7 was paid off by the Howard Government (like the cricket umpires in the Indian tour 2001) and the footage was edited free of any murder and the conspiracy ends right here as I proclaim to the world that Nick did not die because s/he missed too many P.E lessons and was not in adequate physical condition to run away with enough hussle from the tractor, but s/he was assassinated by the Government!   Please take a moment to think of Nick and his/her wonderful life everytime you visit this page.   Of course, that has absolutely nothing to do with RENT but in the end, that's what it's all about.   "What?" you may ask. Don't expect an answer.   Christmas bells are ringing. Christmas bells are ringing.     Somewhere else. Not here.   Get a real job, Joe King!!!!!!!!!   Anyway, back to David. The reason he went so crazy after watching RENT (who doesn't) was because he unluckily discovered the set in a garbage dump remarkably close to Bondi Beach. His horse wasn't too happy either. Just look at his expression:

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